reason
It's very simple, life in rivers and lakes is too boring. And it's too hard.
What? You said that my martial arts is so high, why don't I go to the happy world
You think too much.
The premise of the happy world is not whether the martial arts are high or not, but whether the money is enough!
Even if you can't even step on an ant to death, as long as you have enough money, you can't go to the world at ease. No one cares about you even if you are in the heaven and earth.
Make money in the arena
Come on.
Do you think it is easy to make money in the arena
Famous and decent people are indifferent to fame and fortune, and their burdens are heavy. The more famous and decent, the heavier the burden. There are more than 100 disciples in the whole family, all crammed into one mountain. Building a house requires money, buying weapons, and buying clothes. But those who have so many mouths can only rely on a meager income that is not enough to stick to the wall.
Big sects like Shaolin Wudang Emei can still make a living as a poor landlord with sesame oil money and rented land. The other small sects who can't be ranked will live a poor life that can't be opened.
My master is considered to have a good way to make a fortune, but throughout the year there is no old villager earning as much. After knowing this, the old thief went to Shaolin Wudang to steal sesame oil money for a while. It is said that according to the rules of martial arts, famous schools cannot bully the small and the strong bullying the weak, so my master went to steal the famous schools. It is said that he does not break the rules of martial arts... as long as he is not caught.
He really wasn't caught, and he brought me a bunch of messed up cheats. Therefore, for more than ten years, we have been listed as refusal households by major martial arts sects, and the opportunities to make money such as martial arts conferences and hero conferences are always not ours.
What? You mean evil
Yes, the evil faction is easy to get money.
But have you heard
A few years ago, Ximen, the leader of the Demon Sect, boasted that he was invincible in the world. As soon as these words came out, the imperial court ordered: You can deal with him.
Wulin black and white responded at the same time, the seven major schools of Jiangnan, Heifeng Thirteen Villages, Chiyan 28 Caves, Qinling Thirty-six Caves, and Shaolin Wudang Emei Kongtong all rushed to suppress the demons. Ximen blew a lamp and pretended to be coercive. He was fucked, and there was no news for a few years after the demon sect was destroyed. I don't know if they sold salted duck eggs.
Have you heard
Thirty-seven members of the Xueyingmen who murdered Yingye last month were playing mahjong at home, and the imperial court sent more than 140 qilin guards to play mahjong in one nest. At that time, the head of the Blood Eagle Sect was still holding a big three yuan in his hand and shouted: "This old man is a fool!" The head was chopped off. He didn't receive the money when he died.
After explaining this, you will know why I am going to retire.
I am twenty-eight years old this year, and I am not too young. Although my master is still flirting with little girls, he is still in his 60s, and he will definitely let me pick up his class in a few years.
At that time, because of his shameless debtors, the sect he stole from, the big girl and the little daughter-in-law he molested, and the illegitimate children he gave birth to all came to me...
The most embarrassing thing is that on the day of my succession, there will be a bustling crowd outside the mountain gate, and there will be banners and plaques everywhere, with words such as "Down with the scum of the martial arts", "Destroy the world", "Women's treasure" and so on. I will not be alive. live.
So I decided to wash my hands in a golden basin and not ask about the rivers and lakes. So that the only thing I can do in the rest of my life is to repay the old thief!
I was sitting at home with a freshly released Jianghu No. 1 gossip magazine in my hand, looking for it on the job search page.
Qilinwei recruits people, with good wages, high treatment and bonuses.
Kirin Guard.
not kidding.
In recent years, Qilinwei has basically replaced the role of Wulin Baidao, and it is a lively fight with the evil faction. Those who didn't know thought that their whole family had given the evil faction to XXX, and the force of the blow was ruthless.
In terms of helping justice, I really think Qilinwei is much better than the Shaolin abbot who never leaves the sesame oil money for three sentences, and the head of Wudang who tells people fortunes as soon as they meet.
However, the power of the evil faction is very strong, and it is not easy to deal with. Especially in the past few years, they have changed their business methods, and they have changed to stand behind a few high-ranking officials in the imperial court. With these backers, Qilinwei, who is also a member of the imperial court, is not very easy to deal with them.
look again...
Six doors recruit people, higher wages than Qilinwei, better treatment than Qilinwei, accompanied by beautiful women, and paid holidays!
Is this a fight against Taiwan
Because Mao must compare with Qilin Wei!
Speaking of six doors, it is indeed sad enough.
People know that when they talk about Six Doors, they must mention their famous people, thirteen arrests!
Ah, no, it's not the Thirteen Famous Catchers, it's a Famous Catcher named Yan Thirteen. He and Ximen Blowing Lantern, the leader of the demon sect, are known as a pair of living treasures in martial arts. From the time they were young, they fought until they were both gray-haired and refused to forgive each other. The two martial arts powers slashing against each other is equivalent to throwing money into the fire and burning it. Forget about the demon sect, people have come in the wrong way. But the six doors are not so rich.
Who knew that the Thirteen Gods would do anything to defeat Ximen by blowing the lantern. He did not hesitate to lose public funds, opened a brothel of gambling halls, and bought low and sold high. With this money, he absorbed new blood in the rivers and lakes. At one time, the six doors were strong and strong, and no one could compare.
But just when he was going to attack the Demon Sect in a big way, the old man got loose.
It is said that he was doing something shameless and indescribable with the first prostitute at the time in his own brothel at the time, and the emperor Lao Tzu, who was out on patrol in micro clothes, caught him. In order to hide the fact that he had been there, the emperor even demoted thirteen arresters to an unknown remote department.
I heard that in the end, the Demon Sect was destroyed by the righteous way of martial arts, and the old man is still sweeping the floor in the yamen.
Let's talk about the six doors, after Yan Shisan was demoted, it has not been reused. With the withering of talents, we have to use a lot of money to attract masters.
I'll take another look at this treat...
What
The monthly salary is seventy-two? !
I am heartbroken! My salary in the past month was only 12 taels! Qilinwei also only gave forty taels.
Although the six doors are official and private, there is income on both sides, and the gap is not so big.
Corrupt bastards!
I stood up angrily... and went back to the house to pack my luggage.
Okay, let's go to Six Doors to apply for a job!
There are many right and wrong in martial arts these days. Those who practice martial arts should respond to the call of the court and be an elegant civil servant. There are many winds and rains in the rivers and lakes, and the golden rice bowl of the court is the kingly way.
I made up my mind and went out the door.
At this time, we have to go quietly, absolutely not to be discovered by people, especially not to be discovered by people in my teacher's sect.
Suddenly, a delicate and crisp female voice shouted outside.
"Ming Feizhen, is it inside?"
who is it
Dare to call this hero by his name
I frowned, and I burst out with a domineering aura.