Immediately I shouted, "Here's a plate of soy sauce elbows! Be quick!"
Just now at my own table, I ordered sixteen dishes of appetizers, but I still haven't been able to eat the sauce elbow. Almost missed today's business.
The younger brother nodded hurriedly and shouted: "Order the distinguished guests at this table, a pot of sauce and elbows~"
"Wait a minute!"
But as soon as I said the words, the old Prime Minister did what I expected, and stopped him loudly, causing the second shopkeeper who was shouting halfway to get angry.
The old prime minister raised one eyebrow and said, "Brother Ming. It's not that the old man told you that you can eat whatever you like. These elbows and ribs are all the dishes that lay people like to eat. How can you serve a table plate? Second brother, Bring a bowl of pearl jade and white jade soup for this young master, and let him taste the elegant taste."
The shop assistant smiled and said, "Yes, yes. Give the two masters at this table another bowl of pearl jade..."
"slow!"
I drank again, and the shop assistant almost choked to death with his own spit.
I said solemnly: "Boss, this is a bad statement. There is no distinction between the noble and the inferior when you eat and drink together. Isn't your pearl, jade and white jade soup also made from a folk dish? When it comes to the source, my sauce is even more noble. How much."
The entourage called Yanbei shouted: "Let's be presumptuous! Don't drink toast and drink fine!"
The old prime minister also said coldly: "If Mingjun insists on doing this, it will be inconvenient for the old man to treat guests."
"No need!"
With a shake of my hand, I drained out the big money: "I'll pay for it myself! Second brother, give this one a piece of soy sauce!"
The diners in the back saw that there was a dispute here, and they all looked over, but when they saw me shaking my hands, I couldn't help but exclaim.
And the second junior brother behind me also looked at me as if he was mentally retarded...
You know the shit! It's called Wei Dao! !
The old prime minister stroked his beard and his eyes were bright: "So, when the little brother came to sit at the table of this old man, did he come to smash the game?"
I squinted my eyes and waved my hand: "Don't dare to do it, didn't ask for advice?"
The old prime minister slapped the table: "The old man is used to eating the north and south of the Yangtze River. There is a saying that he eats Huguang with one mouth, and chews the south of the Yangtze River with two tongues. The emperor will praise the old man for being the first golden tongue in the dynasty. How dare you challenge the old man?"
"Only people who have no real ability will intimidate with a false name." I said casually: "If the old man stops his skills, there is no need to talk about it."
"Bold Mingfeizhen! When the old man tests you, he will tell you how to make this sauced elbow you ordered?"
I didn't want to answer: "This sour pork is the best pork selected. The steps can be divided into five steps. They are roasting, blanching, simmering, brushing, and finally collecting the sauce. The roast should be golden brown. , blanching should be white, simmering should be mixed, and the sauce should be fragrant. If the proportion of civil and military fire is not just right, it will destroy the original deliciousness of pork knuckle. Therefore, it is a delicacy that takes a long time but cannot be neglected at all.”
The old prime minister praised: "I want to get it. The kid has some real materials."
"I'd rather ask the Prime Minister." I stretched out my hand, took a jug from the table next to me, and poured it into the Prime Minister's cup, "What kind of wine is this wine?"
The person next to me was about to return, but seeing that the two of us were so arrogant, we forgot to retrieve the wine jug for a while, but I wanted to see if the old prime minister could taste the name of the wine.
Yan Bei said angrily: "You know who my master is, how can he drink other people's residual wine?"
"Yanbei, don't worry."
Unexpectedly, the old prime minister didn't raise his hand, he just took a sniff and said with a smile: "The waterline is bright, but not rough, the wine is elegant, pure and choking, if it weren't for the ten-year-old bamboo leaves, the old man's golden tongue is famous. No., let it go out to you."
After saying that, he raised his glass and raised his head. Don't look at the prime minister's background as a scholar, but his alcohol intake is not light. The old man wiped his mouth happily and said, "It's such a good wine, it's a pity not to drink it."
Before I had time to speak, the person at the next table applauded first: "Old man has good taste! This pot of wine is even given to you by me! Please!"
The old prime minister stroked his beard and smiled, but he didn't dare to stare at me indifferently. I also squinted and confronted him, and the two of them were speechless for a while, both thinking about how to appear smarter.
At this time, a large bowl of crystal clear soup came from the second side of the shop, which was the pearl jade and white jade soup ordered by the old prime minister.
"This is good food."
This soup is crystal clear, rich and sweet when you smell it, and your index finger moves when you look at it. It can be said to be a famous dish in the Eight Immortals.
The old prime minister brought it with a smile, took a sip with a spoon, and sighed, "Well, it still tastes like before."
But I scoffed: "I don't drink the original taste, and I still say it's good?"
"Mingjun, don't be alarmist. The old man has been drinking this pearl, jade and white jade soup for more than five years. Is there any other taste?"
I smiled and said: "Eating has the food scriptures, and each dish has its own shape. For this Pearl Jade White Jade Soup, I use scooped round tofu, freshly picked spinach, and fried rice. So tofu Bai Run, the spinach is green, and the rice is yellow and bright. It is the pearl jade and white jade soup. The tofu is in pieces in this dish. Where is the white jade? The spinach is old, so what about jade? Well, what about pearls?"
Everyone looked at the shop boy at once.
The second shopkeeper was very nervous: "Old man, it's not that the shop is lying. It's really hard to make this tofu round, the spinach is fresh, and it's really difficult to fry the fried rice. The tofu will fall apart when you touch it, and you have to round it one by one. I don't know. How long does it take? Spinach is easy to handle, but it’s winter, and there is no spinach out of season, so… As for the rice, there is only a small amount of rice in a pot of rice, and it takes a lot of time to deal with it every time. So the small shop has always made it not original. But the price charged by the small shop is also much cheaper than the serious pearl jade white jade soup. It is not a lie. "
"It doesn't make sense." The old prime minister thought about it, but shook his head and said, "The food scriptures you mentioned say that the tofu is white and moist, the spinach is green, and the rice cooker is yellow and bright. It is understandable that the tofu is white and moist, and the rice cooker is yellow and bright. The spinach is green and green, but the words are repeated. Why have you ever seen spinach that is green but not green or green but not green?"
This old guy! Can you still hear the difference inside, from the meaning of the word
I calmly said nonsense: "The emerald green is bright green. There is no green that is not bright. The spinach that the old man is eating is dull in color, green is green, but it is a dead green. This is green but not green. ."
There was a thunderous applause from the crowd behind me, and I humbly saluted me in all directions.
The second junior brother ran to Yan Bei's side and patted others' shoulders: "Brother, it's not easy for us to have such a superior."
Yan Bei didn't actually sweep away his hand, and looked like he wanted to nod his head.
The old prime minister glared at me: "Hey! What a sharp mouth."
I didn't give in at all, and smiled: "Ha! What a bowl of green soup."
Sparks flew from the two sight lines in the air.
The second junior brother reminded from behind: Master, have you recently gone into a devil’s way with your practice? I have a strong pill, do you want it
Me: fuck off!
"I don't want me, Li Si, to eat all over the country and fall into the hands of your younger generation. Stop it..."
I waved my hand: "Don't be so polite, you can be my grandfather at your age, how can you call me dad?"
"Hey, what's wrong with giving you a face!"
Prime Minister Li said angrily and hilariously: "If you don't sit down yet, let me introduce you to the old man how to eat this soy sauce elbow? After listening to your cooking method, the old man can't help but want to try it."
I cupped my hands and said seriously: "If there is something delicious, it's natural to share it with the public. It's just that the villain's plate is not enough. The adults don't mind ordering a plate of their own, right? Of course, if you invite me to eat a plate, you can."
The prime minister said angrily: "You bastard, you want to cheat the old man!"
Speaking of which, someone suddenly shouted from below.
"Huh? Is there Lord Li Si in the hall?"