"I'm your little aunt, get out of here!"
The domineering spirit in me is a little wilted...
Holy crap... As soon as Cao Cao was mentioned, Cao Cao arrived quickly.
Chapter 2 Senior Sisters, Aunts, Aunts, Uncles... They're all the same person
According to rumors.
It is actually very easy to tell whether it is a Jianghu person or not. Just look at how he calls the door.
Ordinary people will knock on the door when they call. If they don’t respond, they will call again. If they don’t respond, they will push the door to see. No one left.
And the people in the rivers and lakes have a unified caliber, and they all shout directly outside...
And it's all shouting 'get out' and if you don't choose to go out they might be waiting outside for a day.
Just when I wondered if I would be fine just sitting at home all day, the female voice outside started a new round of calling.
"Aren't you coming out?"
Not even killed. What can you do to me, unless you disregard the rules of the rivers and lakes.
"Ming Feizhen, what's the name of the fourth book on the left in the second row from the top of your bookcase?"
Bah, are you trying to fool me too? I remember it was a hundred flowers wrong boxing classic. I am upright and impeccable.
"The cover is the book of boxing, what's inside?"
I wiped, sweating down... My "Wushan Yan Shi" was discovered
"And the few scrolls in the small box under your bed, I also plan to invite your brothers and sisters to visit, what do you think?"
"I'm coming!"
I shouted that there is something to say, a good man will be merciful, and greeted me with a friendly smile on my face.
"Oops, little auntie, rare guest, rare guest."
Frankly speaking, anyone in the division is welcome, but I just don't want to see this little aunt.
Even if it is my master, I still have a way to deal with him, but this little aunt...
As soon as I opened the door, I saw a handsome woman in white, Shengxue, standing outside the door.
Oh my God…
She was wearing the white samurai uniform that was popular outside the Wall. The clothes outside the frontier are always so hot and bold, which makes her natural beauty curve more distinct. The neckline is slightly open, and the white fabric under the swan-like neck is an astonishing peak protruding, and further down is a slender waist that is not full. Those curvaceous lines fixed my spirit firmly on her. Brother is not afraid of the height of the mountain, but the depth of the mountain...
If Xiao Shiyi walked on the street wearing this outfit, she would probably fascinate many men. Although I think it must have been fascinated by a group of people... She doesn't comb her bun, and her long hair is casually thrown behind her back. She is beautiful and a little lazy. This is also how she always dresses up, she is maverick and does not take the usual path.
Honestly, I was still betting with myself before I opened the door that I could hold back from looking at her. It turns out that I didn't even see her at first sight, and after that, my eyes seemed to be hooked and I didn't move away from Aunt Xiaoshi.
That's why I don't like to meet with my aunt, because the first meeting is a tormenting process of patience...
I tried my best to make a sincere expression of "It's basically polite to look at people's breasts when talking", but after taking a few steps forward, I realized that the skirt also has a hidden mystery!
Different from the Central Plains style, this skirt is not completely covered, but simply has several long hem, and the two white thighs under the skirt are scattered, which makes me confused. Hello, comrades outside the frontier, I want a dozen of these clothes... Cough Cough, Amitabha Buddha, the elders of the teacher's sect, you must respect it and not stain it, you can't see it or you can't see it...
Aunt Xiaoshi stared at me with a bad face, so I had to walk in front of her obediently and squeeze out a smile that was uglier than crying.
"Little, little auntie?"
Auntie Xiaoshi's cold and frosty expression could not be maintained for a second before she broke down, she giggled.
"It's so good, why do you panic like this?"
"I haven't seen you for a long time, isn't it a little exciting."
"Oh? What are you excited about?"
Auntie Xiao showed a charming smile and clasped her hands, and the soft ** of the mountain suddenly trembled with it. I silently used my internal energy for three times before I suppressed the strange feeling that came up from my body. I firmly thought that mountaineering is indeed a man's romance.
Seeing that I didn't speak, Aunt Xiao made a naughty face at me and showed a gentle smile.
"You, it's so strange. How long have I not seen you?"
"More than a year?"
"It's one year and 128 days. Since my nephew and your master slipped away, you haven't returned to Daluo Mountain and have been staying here. I'm here to take you out for a walk."
Yes, you heard that right.
She was talking about her nephew and my master, and my old-fashioned master was really her nephew.
In fact, strictly speaking, she is not my aunt, but a great uncle, or a great aunt.
To talk about her complex identity, I must mention my great master.
My great master, he is not dead yet.
My master is over sixty years old.
Master Tai couldn't figure out how old he was. Some people say he is one hundred and twenty years old, others say he is in his early 100s, but others say he is over one hundred and forty. Anyway, in my memory alone, the first time I saw Tai Shifu, he had white hair and white beard, and he looked like he was almost a hundred years old.
Compared to my unruly master, Tai master is an authentic hero. Being chivalrous and cherishing the glory of the wind and the moon, let us disciples and grandchildren admire them very much.
It is said that the old man's Neijia cultivation is extraordinary and holy, and he has cultivated to a place where the mind wanders anytime, anywhere and is not in the world. Although how I look at him, he is suffering from Alzheimer's and unresponsive...
This little aunt is said to be the daughter of his distant second uncle, that is, his cousin. Although the age difference between the two can be eight rounds, Tai Shifu, based on the beautiful traditional idea of taking care of relatives, recruited this little aunt to be a teacher and sister, and became the highest-ranking elder in our family except Tai Shifu!
I am afraid to see her, my master is more afraid to see her than I am...
Such a beautiful girl with pink and tender flowers that does not slip away, an old man over 60 will bow his head and call her Shishu every time he sees her... Can you imagine that scene? So when my master heard that she was coming, he would leave. Even with contagion, I was a little afraid to see her.
In fact, I should have called her Uncle Taishi, but her old man declared that she would not accept a seniority higher than Senior Sister, and I didn't dare to challenge the rules, so I had to call her a little auntie as a compromise.
Aunt Xiaoshi glanced at me and saw the burden on me.
"What? Are you going to move out to avoid me?"
There was a little bit of resentment in his tone, and I always felt a little strange in my heart. But can't tell what it is.
"There is nowhere!"
I shook my head hastily, a little uneasy.
"I'm going to Nanjing."