I shook my head like a rattle, determined to destroy the image of the potential enemy who stole the favor of my little aunt.
"I order you and send you flowers. This is a mouthful of sugar and a mouthful of soaring. This man's head and mouse have two ends, the most important thing. Don't be fooled, little teacher."
"fool."
The little aunt laughed and said, "What vinegar are you drinking? They are called Lu Xiaomeng, she is seven years old, and she is pink and tender. She has always called me junior sister ~ junior sister~, I don't know how cute it is. Like you, you know that you are angry with me all day long."
Is that the little girl? Her name is Xiaomeng.
When I felt relieved, I felt that something was wrong, and I called Qu Qu: "How can I be mad at you?"
"I haven't said it yet." Auntie Xiao Shi put on her hips and squinted her eyes. "You didn't even say hello after you left for several days. Don't think I didn't know, you went to the temple fair before you came back?"
"Uh, this..."
"With whom?"
"Same, colleague."
Aunt Xiaoshi didn't believe it, and she had to say something else when she suddenly became alert and said, "No, you have a scent on your body."
"Is there?" I took a sniff on my cuff, and said casually, "I've traveled a lot today, and I even went to a restaurant to eat, probably because of the taste of the food."
Aunt Xiao Shi didn't accept it at all: "Oh? What kind of restaurant is that, and can you make the special top-grade fragrance powder of Jin Guilan Room?"
At this time, I suddenly smelled it, and there was a faint fragrance on my body. But this smell... Suddenly, the girl who went to the temple fair together today, with a lonely smile, told me about her thoughts.
This seems to be the smell of Director Bai...
Aunt Xiaoshi smiled and said, "I'm not really cute, can you explain to me what's going on?"
So scary so scary so scary, the eyes aren't smiling...
"This, this, this, this is actually Mr. Bai's taste. I went to the temple fair with her today. This, my father-in-law also likes to apply grease and powder. It's not surprising that he used some fragrance powder."
Although Director Bai is a daughter, it is not surprising that he likes to apply grease and powder.
But this doesn't seem to be the atmosphere that can be said...
Aunt Xiao Shi seemed to be deeply suspicious, and squinted at me for a while. I have a guilty conscience of being seen through, and I can only forcefully return a wry smile.
The little aunt suddenly sighed.
"Hey... I'm also old, and I'm old. I can't get married at the age of twenty-five, so it's no wonder that I'm despised by others." Aunt Xiaoshi held her cheeks and said sadly, "You love to get along with young girls or father-in-law, too. It should be, and it should be that no one wants me."
I said anxiously: "Why did the little aunt say that, how can those women outside compare to you!"
Xiao Shiyi's sad expression suddenly turned the page like a fake: "Wow! Sure enough, I found one outside!"
huh
Aunt Xiao Shi grabbed my ear again: "I won't lie to you, but you won't tell the truth, right? Tell me! Where did you raise your little wife! Eunuch Bai, right? How long have you been together?"
wrong! Auntie, you are tricking me
ear! ear! !
"Wait! Auntie, where did you learn this?!"
The little aunt smiled smugly: "This is what your sister taught me."
Ah
You learn to catch rape from my sister-in-law! Do you want to study such a high level! We are not married!
This is like learning the Tendon Sutra before entering the Shaolin Temple, learning the Taiji Mind Method before entering the Wudang School, and learning the Spring Breeze Night Rain Diagram without knowing what the magic sect is. You think you are me. My masters and wives recognize him as second in his ability to catch rape, but the father of the first is not married yet.
When it comes to Shi Niang and the others, they are even more sophisticated than Yan Shisan in handling the case. Often see what people can't see, almost to the point of unimaginable. If I don't say anything else, I will say that my master, who Yan Shisan can't even catch, will be planted in their hands every year.
I burst into tears: "I finally know what Zhang Fei's maiden name is..."
Aunt Xiaoshi blinked: "What's your surname?"
"The last name is Wu."
"Why?"
"Why else, Mrs Wu is unhappy."
The little aunt was not ashamed but proud, and snorted proudly.
"Humph! This is called creating something out of nothing. Even if there is nothing at all, you have to pretend that something is happening, so that you can find out the truth." Speaking of which, the little teacher snorted and laughed, and the flowers trembled with laughter. "They wrote to me yesterday, how about it? I'm learning fast, right?"
I stared at it for a while, and then called out Zhuangtianqu.
Where does the truth come from! It's all wrong and wrong! I go shopping with my father-in-law, what else can I find? !
My teachers and girls are good at not teaching how to pass on this experience!
I'll just say it, the more familiar I got to see it halfway through, and I was still thinking in my heart why the more I watched it, the more it looked like the scene where my master was arrested! This is so harmful! If this set of skills is spread out, are men in the world lucky
Aunt Xiaoshi said proudly: "I just want to take care of you stinky men, don't have a daughter-in-law like a flower like a jade at home, and attract bees and butterflies everywhere."
Speaking of the word daughter-in-law, she seemed a little embarrassed, and Guazi's face was a little red, but she still had to pretend that she was fine. My little sister is so cute...
But I'm not the same as Master. That old guy is a convicted culprit, and I'm innocent. Auntie Shi squeezed her ears and said thoughtfully, "Really? Then answer me a question."
"Ask, ask."
My ears are about to fall off, can you be gentle! !
Aunt Xiao Shi touched her nose and said casually, "By the way, I heard something when I was taking medicine today..."
I subconsciously said, "Why did you take the medicine? Is it serious? I'll show it to you."
"… "
Aunt Xiaoshi was silent, and suddenly let go of her hand, and I was free: "Aunt Xiaoshi, give me your hand, and I will give you a pulse. Isn't it a serious illness?"
Aunt Xiao Shi stretched out her snow-white fingers, but instead of handing them to me, she gently rubbed my pinched red ears.
I still held that hand uneasy and asked, "Is it really okay?"
Aunt Xiao Shi suddenly pushed me lightly with both hands, pushed me back to the seat and sat down, then fell into her arms, sat lightly on my lap, raised her pretty face and looked at me.
"It's okay." Auntie Xiao's beautiful eyes narrowed into crescent moons, and she smiled as if drinking a pot of honey, "This is a reward."
She cupped my cheeks with both hands, but she felt a soft and delicate touch coming from the cheeks, and she left a lip print lightly.