Tang Ye said, "Like shit?"
Does my martial arts have a brand or what! ? Everyone knows how!
It's Su Xiao that you advertised to me everywhere, right! !
So I can only take a mule cart!
The emperor interrupted our frolicking, called us into his carriage, and announced: "If we go on like this, we will be able to arrive at Canhu Town tonight. But we are actually on the road this time, fortunately, God has favored him, and Yiren is safe and sound. , solved the difficulty in my heart. Before I traveled, I assigned your identities, but then I found that it was not very suitable. Compared with the actual experience, it still lacked consideration. It is easy for people to see the flaws. When we arrive in Canghu Town, we are bound to meet more martial arts people. And some of us may have already encountered them. We need to collect information, and we will definitely spend a lot of time in Canghu Town. So in terms of setting, I have to do a Adjusted."
Long Zaitian hurried up to hug his thighs: "Master, the villain is willing to saddle the front and back!"
Tie Hanyi said, "Master wants us to change our mutual identities?"
The emperor nodded: "In the past, I arranged for myself the identity of a dart head, but unfortunately, none of you let me do it. You dart guards have no idea about the goods. But you are very concerned about the safety of the dart head. , Although this is your loyalty to me, how can people see the flaws when they see it?"
The emperor shook his head with a wry smile, and seemed to regret that he could not do anything. In fact, I also know that it is impossible to let the old man really do it. Not to mention Qilin Guard, four people came to the king's side, and they all followed him like dog skin plaster. Once they are in danger, they will really use their bodies to block the emperor, and will not let the emperor get hurt a little. How could it be possible for the emperor to do this by himself
The emperor also seemed to know that there was no such possibility, so he said: "From now on, I am your master, a wealthy businessman from the capital, and you are my entourage, so I am not afraid of what people say. As for the sons and nephews I mentioned earlier, it's just discarded."
The implication is that I am deeply regretful, and it seems that I am very reluctant to give up my flamboyant style. Is this really good? In order to make Tangye pretend to be your nephew, you also taught him your family swordsmanship. I can see that Tangye has practiced very carefully these two days.
The emperor sighed, but glanced at me again, and said, "Ming Jun has already displayed the signboard of the second young master of Zhong Hua Liu's family in front of people, and this must not be lost. You are still Zhong Ming Zhong, your place in the team. Be on an equal footing with me."
Do I still have to be Zhong Ning's younger brother
No, since it's on an equal footing, you give me a horse
You make a three-horse carriage, and I ride a wooden cart pulled by a mule. Is this also called equality? !
The emperor continued: "This time I went out on a tour in a low profile. I didn't expect that besides the matter of Yiren, I would also encounter such major events as the Refining God Casting Club. Miss Lu told me, and I just thought that I want to enter the Taihu Sword where Luojian Villa is located. Island, it doesn't seem to be easy. I can't expose my identity, so maybe I have to think of a way. It happens that you, Mr. Zhong, have a bright sign and so many people admire them. Why don't you take this as a breakthrough and start in Canhu Town? I've got the sign, and I want Luojian Villa to invite you to the meeting."
etc! This method is a bit maddening, my lord!
Not only do you want me to run a brothel at home, but you also want me to make the name of a brothel run! Have you ever thought about what people will think of me when I walk in the rivers and lakes in the future? "Let me leave the specific details to Mingjun to think about it. When you arrive at Canhu Town, hand over a charter as soon as possible."
I have to think for myself!
The emperor said solemnly: "That's it, gentlemen, return to your throne!"
Hold on, wait, it's your sister!
Even if I am really Zhong Hualiu's son, how could a family run a brothel ask Luojian Villa to give me an invitation! Do you think that the eighteen consecutive numbers of Qingfeng on the edge of the Yangtze River are the eighteen styles of Taiji Qingfeng, ah, one Buddha was born, and two Buddhas were smoking. Had no choice but to run out to find someone to vent.
At this time, the best object is of course the poisonous radish that I just caught.
I walked to my mule cart, and there was actually a small carriage on top of the wooden cart. As I approached, the sprite suddenly showed its face from the carriage like a ferocious dog that smells strangers. Although she had a pretty face, the cruelty in her eyes completely betrayed her.
"Bastard, you are finally back!"
I was at a loss for words, I wanted to find someone to scold me, but she was the first.
Because the sprite was caught by me, it was handed over to my custody. The emperor was relieved, because he clicked on her acupuncture point after discovering that her internal strength had gone wrong. Her mobility is now worse than that of ordinary people, and she can only speak at most. Although the limbs can move, the hands and feet are weak, and even sitting up is quite laborious. If I had to describe her current state of strength, it would be to the extent that she couldn't even hold chopsticks.
The little girl was dragged into a small carriage by me and locked. This is not actually a carriage, but a box for loading. I took a knife and carved two small windows for ventilation and lighting. This box was originally used to carry cargo. With the petite size of the eight-year-old girl, it was more than enough to put it all in.
It's just that she herself seems to be very dissatisfied with this special treatment, and she is also very dissatisfied that other people's cars are all three-passenger horses, but when she arrives, she becomes a mule.
When she saw me, she immediately scolded in disgust, "You bastard! Let your aunt sit here?!"
"Not satisfied? Jump out."
"You are insulting the prisoners!" The sprite screamed: "I am an international VIP! I demand the treatment of senior prisoners of war."
"It's also an international VIP. Fortunately, your name is not famous in the Central Plains. If the person you killed came to your door, there would be enough dumpling fillings to chop you up for three days."
"Hmph, that's because they're weak, okay! They're afraid of dying to mess with the rivers and lakes."
The spear didn't say it was self-reflection or even righteousness about killing himself, and even shouted: "I am also the leader of the enemy, you can't let me sit in this bad place like this!"
I called Qu: "It's already very good, okay, you still dare to dislike it?"
The sprite said angrily: "What a fart! Isn't this a coffin without a lid!!"
"Nonsense!" I said with a serious and neat face: "Which coffin is so kind to open two windows for you, and it is not afraid of being haunted."
"I don't want to sit! I want to take the car over there!"
Xing Xing stretched out her pinkish little hand and pointed to the high-end horse-drawn carriage of the emperor with high horsepower and low energy consumption in the distance. When I saw it, my heart was agitated, especially since I was just kicked out, I was even more angry! Does this girl know that I can't sit up!
"Don't be foolish." I knocked her hand off. "There's someone sitting there."
"Huh?! Drive me down! In short, I'm not going to ride in your broken mule cart, I'm going to ride a horse-drawn carriage!"
This girl! Covet vanity at a young age! Growing up? ! In order to reduce a potential evildoer in the future for the people of Northern Xinjiang, I said righteously and sternly: "You still dare to ride a cart!? A mule of your weight can pull twelve!"
Jin was startled by what I said, and immediately countered: "Nonsense! This is my height after my transformation. I was much taller!"
"Nonsense! Your silkworm-breaking reform method can transform the flesh and blood essence to change the appearance, but the inner weight of the body cannot be increased or decreased. You are so heavy now, and you will still be as heavy as you get taller!"
Having said this, I was stunned for a moment, and looked at her with a suspicious look in her eyes.
"You, what are you doing?"
"After all, but you are too light, you seem to be only about sixty pounds."
For an eight-year-old girl, the sprite's height and weight are very healthy, and even a little well-developed, giving people the feeling that she will be round and smooth when she grows up. But as I said, the blood demon silkworm reform can't change the total weight of a person, that is to say, the original image of the sprite is only about sixty kilograms. And according to what she said, she should be taller than she is now.
Even if it's only the height of an average woman, this weight...
I couldn't help but glance at the two cliffs below her collarbone and above her stomach, to the right of her heart, and to the left to the right of her heart. He didn't speak for a while.
"… "
I touched my nose silently: "Treasure..."
"Treasure your paralysis!!"
The sprite shouted: "Where are you looking!! Come here for Lao Tzu, I will kill you!!"
I cast a sympathetic look at the clamoring little girl and touched her little head warmly. Alas, even the head is a little flat.
"Ping Nima!!" The spear cast a huge killing intent at me, "Come here, I will bite you to death!"
I shook my head and sighed, walking away alone. Go to other carriages to stop by.
Leaving Xing Xing alone on the mule cart, biting his nails and going crazy: "One day I will kill you, kill you, kill you..."
Chapter 67 The Emperor