Well, your second uncle
When I was praised by him, my chrysanthemum tightened.
I dare say that this kid's eyes are not evaluating the goods, but evaluating the food! Food he wants to eat!
He stared at me for a while, then sighed, "But he doesn't look that good."
Why do I feel like I've escaped, but at the same time I've failed miserably...
Chapter 8 Exam Room Transactions
This round was the same as last time, with two people coming in for the test. But it seems to have disrupted the order, and I am not together with my aunt. Instead, it was with another young girl.
Since this little girl entered the door, her eyes were tied to Liu Gongzi's handsome face and couldn't be put down. Winking one by one throws over.
Girl, the old man advises you, the real monks and geeks will never put beauty in their eyes...
"This question is a test to compare your wisdom. Okay, please listen to the question." Liu Gongzi shook his head like a temple blessing in a temple, and he just made the temperament of a noble gentleman like a magic stick. "The enemy is highly skilled in martial arts and is good at hidden weapons. You are not as good in both light and dark, what should you do now?"
The little girl raised her little hand shyly: "You can seduce him. Try to give him a chance to make him think he can get it." The little girl replied shyly, twisting her body cramped while saying, "I'll take advantage of him when he's not paying attention. He was castrated with one knife! A man's life was hit by a knife, and he lost 90% of his martial arts. After that, hum hum hum."
I wipe! I guessed the beginning but not the end!
This girl, are you too cruel, the enemy is not necessarily a bad person. I imagined a scene where a famous martial artist who was skilled in martial arts and good at hidden weapons was castrated by a little girl with a knife... a look of confusion on his face.
"Nonsense! Exaggeration!" Liu Gongzi scolded with a heavy expression: "What kind of words are you talking about, a good-looking girl. Women should be chaste. This is the case with women all over the world, why do you want to show off sex, Israel Confuse people, be arrogant, steal people's love, and rob other people's men! Wouldn't it be better for women not to marry in their entire lives!"
Hey Hey hey! Be too selfish!
Speaking of which, people like you don't know how to say hello, and the vigilance of people from Six Doors is too low.
Liu Gongzi became more and more angry, and finally slapped the table with his big hand, "It is only with a slut like you that there are so many good men who are immersed in the gentle village and can't come out. Get out of here! I don't want to see you again!"
The little girl showed an expression as if struck by lightning. That is, the confident performance in front of the sweetheart is actually the end. Then the little girl was scolded by Liu Gongzi and ran away...
Young Master Liu seemed to swear happily, venting all the resentment that he had just failed to keep his lover, and felt refreshed. After taking a sip of tea, he said, "Ming Feizhen, it's your time to answer."
I still looked at him blankly, suddenly feeling that I didn't want to answer. But replied: "Buy a mine and blow him up."
Young Master Liu frowned: "Answer well!"
The difference in treatment between men and women is too far behind! Deaf people know that I'm messing with you, but you still ask me to answer the question again? Is this another kind of patriarchal
But what a mess.
A person who is good at martial arts and knows hidden weapons...
No matter what I think, I just want to get it: slap it to death and get it... Is it my fault
Young Master Liu took a sip of his tea and said with half-closed eyes, "No? That's fine. Hmm... Okay, the second question."
Hey Hey hey! !
Is there a second question
It was too wrong for that girl to leave just now!
"There are fourteen people in the hall. The person you want to protect has fallen into the hands of the enemy. How do you get out of the siege?"
This…
Can't we do something simple? For example, how did a pig die when it hit a tree
If you ask me this kind of question, I can only answer it "First shoot the one on the left side of the hostage, then shoot the one on the right side of the hostage, and save the people" ah.
Young Master Liu sighed: "The correct answer is to pretend to surrender to gain the trust of the other party. Alas, Ming is not true, your martial arts are average, and your wisdom is not good. I think this second round of review, this son can't let you go."
Saying that, I'm going to draw a straight line to my name and end my dream of retirement.
"slow!"
Young Master Liu was so drunk that he stopped and looked at me in surprise: "What?"
Up to now, I don't care, I have to let you know the truth. Lao Liu, don't blame me, it was your son who was rude to the elders first.
I lowered my voice and used the technique of beaming sound into a line. Only let the sound enter his ears, and no one else can hear it.
"Master Liu... I know Su Xiao."
Liu Gongzi widened his eyes, then made a contemptuous expression, and said loudly: "What if you know him? Don't you want to use this to sell this son's favor? Here are six doors! Mingfeizhen, Mingfeizhen, I tell you… "
This guy gets louder as he talks, well, I gave you face but you don't.
"What I'm saying is that I know Su Xiao and your secret."
Liu Gongzi sweated down: "You, what are you... What else do you know?"
"You not only know him, but also know him very well, to the point where you want to be slept with him?"
"… "
Liu Gongzi suddenly smiled sweetly, and I also dressed silly.
"Hahahaha, Young Master Ming, talent."
"Hahaha, don't dare to take it, don't take it."
Chapter 9
Third round of review.
The most outstanding is this guy, Tang Ye.
He was fighting against a man who used a sword. This time the review was a real effort. He didn't retain his strength any more, and he cleaned up the opponent within five moves.
"... Offended." Tang Ye said lightly.
He moves like the wind, and his moves are simple, in order to defeat the enemy with one move, and so far he has only used one hand. Because of this, my evaluation of him has been constantly revised upwards, and now I think maybe he can really draw a tie with Xiao Shiyi.
Su Xiao, who was standing beside him, looked at Tang Ye with an admiring look, as if he was very envious of his skill. Behind Su Xiao, Young Master Liu looked at him with more than ten times stronger eyes, almost biting his handkerchief...
"Tang Yesheng! Next is Ming Suwen and Wang Qi, the drunkard from Jiulianzhuang."
Aunt Xiaoshi was going to play, so I cheered her up: "Aunt Xiaoshi, let's win~"
"It'll be sloppy. I'll go."
At this time, a man and a woman stood outside the door, and their eyes were also on Ming Suwen.