In the middle of the night, Ye Qingyang was lying on the bed watching an American TV series, wearing only a pair of butt-length shorts.
He crossed his legs and held a bottle of ice-cold pineapple beer in his hand.
What is playing on the mobile phone is Marvel's pioneering work "Iron Man", which is called "Iron Man" in English.
I was seeing Tony showing off his company's latest weapon, the super missile, to the beautiful country's military.
I saw Tony said, "If you wear a wig, please protect your hat."
Then a cruise missile was launched, and then broke into countless small bombs to flatten mountains dozens of kilometers away.
"boom!"
The shock wave of the explosion instantly overwhelmed the beautiful Chinese army, and everyone looked at Tony in surprise.
"Basic operations!"
Damn it, he did it again.
"Enjoyed, with the power of a mortal, comparable to the gods!" Ye Qingyang took a sip of the cold pineapple beer and burped.
"Ding, the god-level selection system is activated, is the binding successful?"
Suddenly, an information prompt popped up on the phone screen.
"? Is it an advertisement launched by this piracy platform? 999 for one knife? No, isn't this pirated video website some Zhen Chuanqi that is endorsed by Uncle Da? There are also brothers who came to kill my Jia Chuanqi." Ye Qingyang murmured to himself, But he still couldn't help but poke his finger at the query option on the phone screen.
"please choose-"
"1. Choose to continue watching Iron Man 1 and continue to live your ordinary life. Reward: A Sunflower Book. Remarks. System-rewarded skills will be automatically practiced."
"Two, choose to enter the Marvel world and become Iron Man. The reward: super physical fitness like Captain America."
"Three, choose to enter the Marvel world and become Black Panther, reward: death after one year"
Hearing this, Ye Qingyang felt a pain in his heart. What kind of system is this? Although he has been given a choice, what the hell are one and three? One will automatically become an intersex, and the other will die automatically after a year. Like the actor of Black Panther A destiny.
"Do I have any choice? This time I want to be a good person!"
"Choice two, become Iron Man!"
At the very least, he must live like a man, and let him transform from a helpless warrior to a physical fitness like Steve Ross. If the system loses, I will gain!
"boom!"
The phone exploded, and Ye Qingyang's soul entered the phone along the blast wave.
Before he died, Ye Qingyang thought that fortunately his phone exploded and he no longer had to clear the history of his browser. But it was a pity that his set of "Bingbing version" of real-life silicone was still on the way to be delivered. He hoped that the car carrying the delivery would also explode. Come on.
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Avengers World—Middle of the World
Who am I and where am I
Ye Qingyang patted his head and struggled to get up from the ground.
"Mr. Big Shit, run away!" The speaker was a handsome soldier driving a car, but his lines could only go so far.
"boom"
There was a loud bang.
The soldier's head was blown open like a watermelon by a long-range and powerful anti-equipment gun.
Blood mixed with white brains poured all over Ye Qingyang like butter.
"Ah-ah-ah-"
Ye Qingyang seemed unable to accept it for a moment and started screaming loudly.
I just bought a house with a loan!
damned!
I just went on a blind date with the beautiful little nurse who didn’t even hold hands!
damned!
I just applied for the civil service job!
. . . . . .
Everything happened so suddenly. Just a moment ago, I was lying on the bed watching shit and pretending to be stupid. The next moment, some god-level selection system sent me to the battlefield of a battle between armed organizations and personnel in the middle of the world, thousands of miles away.
"Mr. Tony Stark, get out of the car quickly, we are surrounded!" A beautiful American soldier shouted loudly, knocking on the window of the military vehicle.
Ye Qingyang also came back to his senses at this moment, but Tony, who had been drained by the wine and sex, turned into a soft-footed shrimp. He opened the car door and got out of the military vehicle with a trembling trembling, and followed this beautiful soldier to the back of the convoy. run.
Surrounded by shells that were constantly exploding, a few pebbles flew past his cheek, leaving blood marks on his face, but Ye Qingyang couldn't feel the pain. He only hated Tony's big shit. Mom didn't give him two extra legs.
Suddenly, he remembered that if Tony continued to escape, he would be blown away by a cannonball with Stark Industries on it, causing Stark's heart to be replaced with a small Ark energy body.
He didn't want to bear the risk of his body being corroded by palladium elements every day. After all, equipment was valuable and life was more valuable, and he wanted to live a few more years.
But if he didn't run away, he would be captured by the armed organization members in their cave, and then forced to develop weapons for them. In the end, he managed to escape through many dangers, and the captured scientist Ethan sacrificed his life. .
He didn't think that he could develop Mark-1 armor like the engineering man Tony Shitadao. Without this armor, even ten Ethans would be in vain.
"Ding, it's detected that the host is in a dilemma."
"please choose"
"Option 1: Continue to escape and drive the host's No. 11 bus forward at high speed. Reward: blasted into the sky by Stark's missiles."
"Option 2: Sit back and wait for the armed organization personnel to discover Stark. Reward: An AK47 with unlimited bullets."
"Option 3: Take the initiative to surrender to the members of the armed organization and enter the home of the armed organization. Reward: a pair of Mark II armor (issued after entering the home of the armed organization)"
Damn it, do you even have to choose? I am a handsome and beautiful citizen of my country, who is absolutely impoverished and humble, and unyielding by force.
Even if I face severe torture from the enemy, I will not make a decision that goes against my ancestors!
So I chose to surrender to the armed organization personnel!
Haha, it smells so good!
The unarmed Ye Qingyang took off his white shirt, picked up a wooden stick in his hand, and began to swing it.
"Stop fighting! Stop fighting! I surrender - I surrender!" Ye Qingyang shouted with all his strength, for fear that the members of the hostile armed organization would not hear.
When the gunfire and artillery fire stopped, Ye Qingyang felt that his ears could no longer hear any sound, and his whole head was buzzing.
Several members of armed organizations wearing national costumes and with heads wrapped like rice dumplings surrounded him with AK47s, pointing at the shirtless Ye Qingyang.
"Oh no, I'm laughing at you, sister, haven't you seen a handsome guy?" Ye Qingyang whispered Chinese curses in his mouth, but his expression was very submissive.
“Iam Tony is a big piece of shit”
Suddenly, the members of the armed organization cheered.
The purpose of their trip was to capture Tony Stark, the heir to Stark Industries.
In the meantime, a member of the armed organization mumbled a lot into the walkie-talkie, and then ignored Ye Qingyang's protest and put a black hood directly on his head.