I can finally watch a Mary Jane performance in person, and I can give her a rose later, and then Mary Jane will be moved and kiss me, love. Then I will have to consider whether to go to her house or mine. Tonight I can Say goodbye to your virginity!
The more the little spider thought about it, the happier he became and couldn't help but sing a song
"Back to the original .asxs.
Your green face in my memory
We finally came to this day
Old photos under the table mat
Countless memory links
Today the boy is going to the girl’s last date—”
You made a mistake, come again!
Little Spider was singing a song while riding a small motorcycle, holding a bunch of Saylilies in his hand. Who would have thought that a speeding car behind him contained two robbers who had just robbed a gold store.
At this moment, they were being chased by a police car. The two robbers were in a hurry, hitting people and hitting cars. Unfortunately, they chose the small spider's motorcycle versus a taxi.
Because of the reduced ability of the little spider, he did not expect that the car behind him was going to hit him. By the time he found out, the head of the car was already on the butt of the motorcycle.
The little spider only had time to look back, and then the soul of the dead appeared. A wild dog turned over and escaped the impact of the car. However, the little motorcycle was not so lucky. It was brutally attacked and torn into pieces.
When the two children on the roadside saw the little spider's skills, they were so surprised that they even dropped the ice cream in their hands to the ground.
"How did you do it?"
The little spider spread his hands helplessly and said
“Exercise frequently, rest more, use less toilet paper, and of course eat more vegetables.”
said a child wearing a headscarf
"My mother always tells me this, but I still don't believe it."
Little Spider didn't say much nonsense. The two crazy robbers in front had already used shotguns, and several police cars had been beaten to pieces by them.
He quickly took out his backpack and put on a tight-fitting suit while running in the alley. Then he spit out the spider's thread and used his strength to move up, like Tarzan, shuttling through the reinforced concrete jungle.
Seeing a car whose tires had been punctured by the robbers, rolling over and about to hit the people eating melons on the roadside, the little spider had quick eyesight and quick hands. He spit out the spider silk from a distance of thirty or forty meters, and firmly hung the police car on the wall. .
A black girl who was only 0.01 cm away from the police car closed her eyes and was ready to die. Unexpectedly, death did not come. She opened her eyes in disbelief, and white spider webs appeared in front of her eyes.
In the past, she was most afraid of these insects, spider kings, and snakes, but now she felt that these white spider webs gave her a sense of security as if she were in a seventh-dimensional space, and she would not leak out no matter how much she moved.
The little spider saved everyone, leaving behind a handsome figure to continue the pursuit. The two robbers fled wildly, treating the entire street as their own garden, killing people when blocked by people, killing police when blocked by police, and crashing by blocking cars.
It is estimated that even if there is a cement wall in front of them, the two of them would dare to make a hole for him.
The little spider was agile and dodged the hail of bullets fired by the two men. The spider silk in his hand flicked the guns of the two men away. Then he jumped and stood in the back seat of the convertible.
"Hey friends, fun time is over!"
"I'll fuck you!"
One of the robbers pulled out a dagger from his leg and stabbed the little spider in the lifeline.
The little spider looked cold
"I hate people calling me mom the most in my life! And I hate people the most when they try to take advantage of my Gigi!"
In the horrified eyes of the two robbers, the little spider snatched the dagger and stabbed it into the thigh of one robber. Perhaps the dagger cut off the main artery in the robber's thigh, and the blood drained the robber like a fountain. One face.
Ignoring the screams of the raped robber, the little spider then used spider silk to hang the two people on a swing on the light pole on the roadside.
Looking at the speeding driverless car, Little Spider remembered that his motorcycle was scrapped, so he jumped directly into the driver's seat. With some skillful operation, Little Spider drove the convertible car and accelerated towards Broadway in the Broncos. go.
Half an hour later, the car stopped at the main entrance of Broadway. Little Spider picked up the suit jacket placed on the passenger side and put it on carelessly.
He jumped out of the car and rushed through the door. A patrolman came over and said
"Hey, man, if you park your car here, I'll tow it away!"
The little spider took a breath and said
"It's up to you. If I don't hold you back, you're just a dump!"
The little spider took a look at his hairstyle at the glass door. Fortunately, because it was usually very messy, it looked a little neat now.
The security guard guarding the door stopped the excited little spider.
"Your shoelaces are untied."
"Oh, thank you!"
The little spider hurriedly knelt down and tied his shoelaces.
"And a tie!"
The security guard pointed to his collar.
The little spider smiled sheepishly and tied his tie again.
"Do you need help?"
The security guard still stopped him from entering.
"Well, I'm here to see the show."
Spidey took out the ticket package Mary Jane had given him last night from his pocket.
The security guard shook his head and said
"I'm sorry, sir, you won't be able to enter after the show starts, so as not to affect the viewing atmosphere."
Little Spider felt that he could not help but punch this security guard who deserved a beating. These days he was in the Stark Group. Which receptionist, security guard, etc. didn't know that he was Tony's favorite talent
Everyone looked up to him, not to mention several female graduate students from Harvard and Cambridge who made secret glances at him.
He hadn't been so angry for a long time.
Out of respect for ordinary people, Little Spider suppressed his temper and said
"Miss Mary Jane is a good friend of mine and she invited me to the show."
Little Spider thought to himself, why not if I move out your internal staff
You're such a stinky person that you've done so many things by looking at the door, so be careful and I'll file a complaint against you.
The security guard still looked like a dead pig not afraid of boiling water
"Sorry, Miss Mary Jane did not invite you to be late."
"I'm fucking you, I'm giving you face, right? I'm telling you, I'm determined to see this show today! Get out of here!"
Little Spider pushed the stinky-faced security guard away, opened the door and broke in.
It is a virtue to follow the rules, but those rules are made for the weak, and the strong are always the rule breakers!
If Ye Qingyang were here, he would definitely praise Little Spider. This kid has been taught to follow the rules since he was a child, and he has almost lost his human nature.
The stinky-faced security guard was pushed and staggered. He didn't expect that the inconspicuous little man in front of him could be so strong.
"Sir, you can't go in!"
The stinky-faced security guard fell to the ground but still did not forget his duty.
At this moment, the little spider who rushed into the theater saw that everyone's eyes were focused on him. He felt a little embarrassed and nodded in apology.