Everyone gave him a roll of their eyes, then turned back to watch the drama.
The classic play "Pride and Prejudice" was performed on the stage, but it was not the famous scene about the soul, but just a comparison chat between two ladies.
When Little Spider saw Mary Jane on the stage, she nodded and smiled. Mary Jane also glanced at him quietly, with the corners of her mouth raised slightly.
This damn ghost was finally here. She was almost done with this scene, and she thought Peter was going to miss the date again.
If that were the case, she would choose astronaut John James, the son of the owner of Global Daily.
"Sorry, give in, give in."
Just when Little Spider was about to close the door, a black couple squeezed in. They were also late and were locked out by the security guard. They had planned to leave, but when they saw how brave Little Spider was, they immediately turned their backs on them. The security guard pushed away, and they took the opportunity to sneak in.
Spidey shrugged, found his seat and settled down to watch Mary Jane's performance.
The black couple was sitting right behind him, the auditorium was dark, and all the lights were focused on the stage.
Those who come to watch the opera are either rich or powerful, or have some cultural background to appreciate art, or they just pretended to be fat and got free tickets.
Obviously, the black couple belonged to the last category and came with the mentality of not seeing anything in vain.
The two of them sat down and watched for five minutes before the black woman said:
"Honey, I have to go to the bathroom."
"ok!"
His black boyfriend replied that although he could not understand what was being performed on the stage, the two big white girls, dressed in fancy clothes and with elegant postures, were exactly the type he liked.
"excuse me!excuse me!excuse me!"
The black woman had to say something in a voice that could be heard by everyone in the room every step she took. She thought it would be polite, but her voice was a bit sharp, which made everyone present irritated.
"Migan, keep your voice down."
His black boyfriend couldn't stand listening anymore and whispered a reminder.
The black woman carried a small bag on her shoulder and walked swaying down the stairs to the stage. Then, she walked to the front of the audience in a grand manner!
"Migen, where are you going and what are you doing?"
The black boyfriend looked surprised and couldn't figure out what his girlfriend was doing.
"An Zhui! An Zhui! Wai ah oil!"
shouted the black woman, her voice shrill and shrill.
Mary Jane and the opposing actress on the stage were stunned. They looked at the black woman in front of the stage and didn't know what was happening.
"Shhhhh-"
Her black boyfriend wanted to dig a hole and bury her in it.
The black woman thought someone was booing her, and she said a little aggrievedly
"Shhhhhhh? I'm looking for my boyfriend!"
The little spider couldn't help but look back at the black man and said
"Go and get your girlfriend back!"
Just kidding, I finally put on a show to support the girl I like, but I can't let anyone mess it up.
The black boyfriend nodded apologetically and whispered to the black woman.
"Migan!"
"An Zhui!"
"Migan!"
"An Zhui!"
"Shhhhh-"
Several melon-eaters could not sit still, and they all reminded the black woman to keep her voice down.
"Don't make me vain!"
The black woman said dissatisfiedly.
"I'm the one shushing you."
The black boyfriend helplessly put his hand on his forehead.
"An Zhui! An Zhui!"
The black woman walked up the steps and started to line up to look for her boyfriend. Every time she went up the steps, she would shout something
"An Zhui! An Zhui! An Zhui!"
"What's wrong with you? Why can't you just go back to your place and stay well?"
The black boyfriend stretched his neck hard and said.
The black woman seemed to be deaf and didn't pay attention to what her black boyfriend said. She took out her mobile phone from her bag
"Siri, help me call An Zhui."
"the vast horizon is my love
Flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green hills
What kind of rhythm is the most swaying
What kind of singing is the most joyful—"
The piercing bell rang, and everyone around him looked at the black boyfriend with strange eyes. If looks could kill, the black boyfriend in front of him would have been shot through the heart with a thousand arrows.
He answered his cell phone and shouted in a low voice
"Migen, what exactly stimulated you—"
Before he could finish, the black woman was already yelling on the phone
"An Zhui! Wai ah oil!"
The black boyfriend was so broken that he also yelled
"I'm right behind you!"
It turned out that the black woman walked around without seeing her boyfriend. She returned to the stage and faced the stage.
she continued
“Can you video call me?”
The bald black man next to the black boyfriend couldn't stand it anymore. He felt that it was time for him to kill off his relatives. Although it is said that black people do not fight black people, some black people are really out of the category of human beings.
Like the black woman in front of the stage.
black boyfriend refuses
"No, it's very dark here, you can't see me."
Black women still have shrill voices
"I know black, that's why people can't find you."
The bald black man was already gearing up.
"I'm right behind you, turn around!"
"Okay, I'll turn around now."
Saying that, the black woman did a gorgeous 360-degree Thomas rotation.
"Damn!"
Even the black man can’t stand it anymore. No one can stand having such a mentally retarded girlfriend on the street.
"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"
The black boyfriend couldn't bear it anymore. He couldn't bear the pressure of such a large-scale social death scene.
"Don't yell at me!"
The black woman was very calm. It seemed that she was treated like this by her boyfriend all the time and she was used to it.
As long as others don't find it embarrassing, she can continue to be so embarrassed.
"Migan, are you out of your mind?"
"What do you mean?"
The black woman acted coquettishly, but coupled with her height of 1.6 meters, a barrel figure of 180 pounds, and the skin that could not see her face that night, it really made all the men present nauseated.
"Migan!"
The black boyfriend wanted to say something, but the bald black man next to him punched him in the face. The bald black man grabbed the clothes on his chest and said viciously.
"Hey, kid, hurry up! Now! Now! Put your damn phone away!"
"ok! ok!"
The black boyfriend was obviously also a fearful person. After being punched, he didn't even have the courage to fight back. He shakily put his cell phone in his pocket.
"Oh, my God, An Zhui, you have grown up so much that you dare to hang up on someone else's phone!"
Black woman still holding her phone as she walks in front of the stage.