He wants to use real actions to fight the big chicks of the United States of America!
It's just that Xiao Lali is still in a coma at the moment. No matter how beastly Ye Qingyang is, he can't attack an unconscious woman, at least until she wakes up.
By then, I might even be able to set up a night ward.
"Everyone has received the official explanation of what happened at Stark Industries last night. According to unconfirmed reports, a prototype robot malfunctioned, causing serious damage to the Osborn Industrial Building. Fortunately -" Looking at the robot in his hand newspaper, a host on the TV behind Ye Qingyang was broadcasting today's headline news.
"Iron man" Ye Qingyang read the words on the newspaper clearly and thought that he hadn't hidden it for long after all, and was finally discovered by the melon-eating masses in America.
Sure enough, a handsome person is like a firefly in the dark, shining wherever he goes!
Ye Qingyang shook his hair coquettishly.
Xiao Chili, who was sitting on the hospital bed eating an orange, just rolled his eyes.
"Hello, is this Miss Pepper's room?" A man in a suit with a hooked nose and a high hairline walked in.
"Coulson?" Ye Qingyang recognized this senior SHIELD agent immediately.
"Oh, Mr. Tony, do you know me?" Coulson looked confused.
"Haha, I was just talking nonsense. I didn't expect that I was actually right." Ye Qingyang laughed.
"I am a government official here to handle this emergency." Coulson politely extended his hand.
"Welcome, welcome." Ye Qingyang also extended his hand.
"This is your alibi." Coulson handed over a small piece of paper.
Ye Qingyang took it and took a look
"I was on a yacht, and I was in Avalon Harbor all night—"
"This is the speech we prepared for you. You can read it later. We also have the testimony of fifty guests," Coulson said.
"Actually, it would be easier to believe that my little assistant, Miss Pepper, and I spent the night together -" Before he could finish his words, a piece of orange was stuffed into his mouth.
"You are shameless and I still want to be shameless?" Little Pepper said angrily.
"Well, we can't cheat, just read it accordingly."
"Why aren't there Obadiah and Norman Osborne?" Ye Qingyang flipped through several pieces of paper but didn't see Obadiah's name.
"That's right, we took care of it and claimed that he went on vacation." Coulson paused.
"You know the security on small private jets is really poor."
"But he's not dead yet! He will definitely come back for revenge. How will he explain it then?" Ye Qingyang argued with reason.
"This is not the first time I have done something like this. As long as you follow the official statement, nothing is a problem. You only have 90 seconds." After saying that, Coulson turned and left.
Xiaojiao poked Ye Qingyang with her hand, and Ye Qingyang looked at her strangely.
Little Pepper opened the quilt angrily and walked down.
"Agent Coulson, I want to express my deep gratitude for all of your assistance."
Coulson smiled and said, "This is our responsibility and we will cooperate in the future."
"Your Strategic Law Enforcement and Munitions Department -" Pepper tried hard to recall the name of his department.
"It's called S.H.I.E.L.D.," Coulson interrupted.
"Okay." Pepper smiled awkwardly.
Coulson turned and left.
Xiaojiao suppressed her smile and said to Ye Qingyang, "It's your turn to play now, please perform well!"
"Tch, what's so hard about cheating? I don't believe I'm the Iron Man either!"
Ye Qingyang suddenly frowned, "Iron Man is too ugly. None of the American people know how to name him. If you ask me, I will call him Iron Man!"
"Of course you're not Iron Man" Pepper started to get dressed.
"I am—" Ye Qingyang couldn't take his eyes away.
Watching beautiful women change clothes can also make people feel happy, even though Pepper is still wearing a lot of underwear that covers her important points.
"If people know that I am Iron Man, and have a girlfriend like you who knows my true identity, then you will definitely become the public enemy of all girls in the United States!" Ye Qingyang looked at Little Pepper who was putting stockings on her legs, moving gently .
"Haha, bragging!" Little Pepper straightened the wrinkles on her stockings.
"Need help? I've been practicing dressing dolls since I was a child." Ye Qingyang came over and looked at the brand of stockings up close.
"Haha, no need!" Pepper didn't even roll her eyes at him, "But I can let you help me put on my shoes."
"I'm happy to serve you." Ye Qingyang took out a pair of high heels and held Little Pepper's feet.
"Hateful - itchy -" After spending ten minutes, Ye Qingyang finally put on the beautiful high heels for Little Pepper.
"It's all wet!"
Little Pepper felt the wet water on the soles of her feet and said angrily.
"It's okay. It'll be done in a while. Don't you know that friction generates heat?" Ye Qingyang grabbed her little hand and walked outside the hospital.
"Next, Mr. Tony Shit has prepared a statement, but he will not answer any questions, thank you!" Spokesman Rod stood on the podium at the press conference.
Ye Qingyang walked up to the podium wearing a suit and leather shoes.
"Well, I haven't seen you for a few days, so I'll just read from the script."
The reporters sitting below burst into laughter.
A beautiful reporter with blond hair, blue eyes and long legs crossed her legs and looked at Ye Qingyang with interest. Ye Qingyang was also attracted by her long legs at a glance and couldn't help but look at her provocatively.
The blond reporter also blew a kiss.
"There is speculation that I was involved in the fight with the monster last night—"
"I'm sorry, Mr. Shit." The blonde reporter raised her little hand.
"Do you really think we would easily believe that it was a bodyguard wearing armor who appeared at the right time, and usually-" The eyes of the surrounding male reporters instantly focused on the blonde reporter, especially the two male reporters behind her. He swallowed hard while looking at her plump and exquisite curves.
"I know what you mean." Ye Qingyang interrupted her question and said with a smile, "It's okay to question the official life, but in any case, you shouldn't speculate and call me a superhero for no reason."
The blonde quickly said, "I didn't say you were a superhero."
"No? That's good. If that's the case, it would be ridiculous and outrageous."
Ye Qingyang started to get a little nervous because he wanted to get Marvel's timeline back on track.
"Me, me, I'm not made to be a hero. Obviously, I have too many character flaws, I've done too many wrong things, and the impact has been very bad—"
As a young Diao Si, Ye Qingyang was still a little nervous facing a press conference with hundreds of people for the first time.