But I can't blame anyone else for this, I can only blame myself for being too charming.
"Betty, honey, what's wrong?"
"It's okay, I only think about you. Your secretary was so mean just now. She was so scared." Betty Ross began to complain.
"She's like that, don't take it to heart."
"No way? How come there is such a fierce woman beside my brother? Unlike me, I only feel sorry for geigei!"
In response, Ye Qingyang could only laugh twice.
Both sides have their own women, and it doesn’t seem too politically correct to favor either side.
"Yes, yes, everything you said is right. I'm taking a shower. I'll hang up first."
Without waiting for the clingy Betty to reply, Ye Qingyang quickly hung up the phone.
Just kidding, there is a charming beauty out there waiting for you to be favored, so how can I have time to talk to you about some philosophy of life? When Ye Qingyang washed his hands a few times and rushed out in a hurry, there was no one in the room.
"?" My pants are all down, and you're just going to show me this
"Peppo?" Ye Qingyang walked out of the room, and there was no sign of Little Pepper in the empty hall.
It's strange, it was fine just now, but in the blink of an eye, no one was there anymore.
"Buzz-"
The sound of a sports car came from the bottom of the building. Ye Qingyang hurried to the window, but only saw a red stream of light speeding by.
The one-eyed dragon was stunned and somewhat confused about Ye Qingyang's operation.
He quickly gave Black Widow a color. He just wanted to suppress his arrogance, but he didn't say he wanted to drive him away.
Natasha understood and hurriedly chased after him.
"Tony, Tony—" Natasha grabbed Ye Qingyang's arm.
"MD, all the ducks in the mouth have flown away." Ye Qingyang was annoyed for a while.
At this moment, Ye Qingyang still didn't understand. It must have been what Betty had said to Pepper on the phone just now, which made Pepper, who was about to sacrifice himself, so angry.
This Betty who deserves a beating must be given a good lesson by herself.
Whip
Candle
Handcuffs
No, it's too easy on her, so I still have to hit her hard with carrots and sticks until her butt is swollen!
Looking at his lifeless body that was still protesting, Ye Qingyang could only helplessly walk back to the bathroom.
"Push up, wash down, rub left, rub right -"
Alas, let’s give the chicken a holiday today.
Early the next morning, Ye Qingyang received a harassing call from the one-eyed dragon Fury.
"Damn it, today is Sunday, can't we let people take a good rest?"
"It's a matter of life and death for mankind. Don't you need to come over to discuss it?" the one-eyed dragon said.
"I only know that I was not able to contribute to the reproduction of mankind last night. This may be the biggest loss in the history of human evolution." Ye Qingyang looked at the empty space around him and felt uncomfortable.
Ever since he traveled through time and space as Tony, he has never lacked a woman in his bed.
"Okay, stop talking nonsense, I have organized a game, the location is-"
After hanging up the phone, Ye Qingyang scrambled an egg and prepared a bowl of preserved egg and lean meat porridge.
There is no way, the rich can't wake up in the morning and eat caviar and tuna that cost tens of thousands of dollars per gram, right
Feeling the loneliness of rich people, Ye Qingyang decided to find a nanny for himself, one who would not get angry with him and drive away from home alone in his own sports car.
It's best if the nanny is a big man.
Whatever he wanted to do, Ye Qingyang called an old friend named Li in the Han Dynasty.
Speaking of old friends named Li, HONGKONG, one of the Four Asian Tigers, should all know his name. After all, half of Hong Kong's industries are under his name, and he is known as Li Bancheng.
"Hello! Lao Li, it's me. If you have a good one, please introduce me to one. There are no other requirements, just fair skin, good looks, age, preferably no more than thirty-five. Educational qualifications? It doesn't matter! The most important thing is Be obedient, okok, send me the photo and let me choose." Ye Qingyang put down the phone.
Lao Li is a very reliable person. He said that he can organize the photos and send them to the mailbox tomorrow.
Then Ye Qingyang chose a sports car that didn't look so luxurious - Audi Pikes Peak.
You ask me why I don’t use Hellfire Armor
Alas, it’s human nature to have money. If I have a car, I won’t drive it. Alas, it’s just for fun!
"TMD, Bald Head asked me to arrive at ten o'clock. It's almost twelve o'clock, why hasn't he come yet!"
Ye Qingyang looked at Natasha opposite and complained.
"I get hundreds of thousands of dollars every minute, and you want me to wait for him? Call him quickly and tell him that if he doesn't come, I'll leave!"
Ye Qingyang crossed her legs. Although the beauty was beautiful, she was also annoying.
You can only watch it but not eat it. Isn't it like smearing a cup of ice cream with poop
"Don't be impatient, the director is busy dealing with the mess you caused last night." Natasha pouted her sexy lips and felt a sigh of relief in her heart.
If you hadn't caused a scene, we at SHIELD would have to wipe your ass
"What's this?"
Ye Qingyang took a document handed over by Black Widow.
"Avengers preliminary report?"
Ye Qingyang was shocked, the real drama was coming.
I said you called me early in the morning and asked me to come over. So you wanted to trick me into joining the game
At this time, a bald man wearing a black trench coat walked in, it was Nick Fury.
"To be honest, I don't want you to read that report. I'm not sure it has anything to do with you. As for this report, it's Agent Romanov's assessment of you. You can read it yourself." The Cyclops sat on the stool and spoke. A confident look.
Ye Qingyang took the report and opened the first page
"Character analysis - Stark often behaves impulsively and has a tendency to self-destruct." After reading this, Ye Qingyang shrugged.
"That was me before, not who I am now. Besides, don't we humans all have this tendency?"
"Typical narcissist?" Ye Qingyang nodded. The big guy in the original novel was indeed a narcissist, but this did not include himself.
“Avengers Recruitment Assessment—Tony is a piece of shit—not recommended!”
Haha, you don’t like me
I still don’t like you!
"OK, in this case, we have nothing to talk about." Ye Qingyang threw the report on the table.
"Then shall I leave?"
The one-eyed dragon didn't expect Ye Qingyang to be so arrogant and couldn't bear the slightest blow to him.
"Well, although you are not on our recruitment list, you can serve as a consultant."
Ye Qingyang stood up and stretched out his right hand. Baldhead thought he agreed, so he quickly stretched out his hand to hold it.
Who knew Ye Qingyang pursed her lips and said
"I wish you success, I quit."
Then he turned around and left without any hesitation.
"What? If you are not good at literature, you are using force? Do you want to enforce the law violently?" Ye Qingyang allowed Natasha's little hands to move.