Tony, who was not wearing armor, raised his hands helplessly: "Okay, I take it back. But don't you think this is amazing? What kind of... Well, in short, if my bed partner has such a tonnage, I will definitely run away!"
Xia Zhiye sighed and said, "I thought that people who are good at inventions usually have extraordinary imaginations. Haven't you ever thought that since he can turn himself into such a big ball, can't he turn himself into a relatively normal person?"
"Eh... You mean, this thing wasn't this big at first?"
Tony immediately said, "What on earth is he?"
"Well, how should I put it... probably a cosmic creature that has surpassed the extraordinary." Xia Zhiye said: "It is not an exaggeration to describe that level of life as a god. He was born in the universe. At first, he was just an existence like a brain. Over the long years, he became familiar with his own power and finally condensed into the guy you see in front of you. When he reached this level, he began to be dissatisfied with the desolate universe he saw, so he began to sow seeds everywhere in the entire universe..."
"Sowing seeds?" Tony raised his eyebrows.
Xia Zhiye said helplessly: "The real meaning of sowing is, of course, the sowing in your imagination. It's probably... the concept of grasping with both hands and making both hands strong."
"It's simply unimaginable." Banner frowned. "How could you have such a heated discussion on such a ridiculous issue?"
"What should we do?" Tony said, "Our boss, as an experienced driver, plans to take us to fly a spaceship!"
"In fact, we are already inside the spaceship." Natasha said, "But I still don't understand one thing. What is the purpose of our coming here? Or, why do we come to deal with this planet?"
"There are probably two reasons. The first one..." Xia Zhiye said, "He is Star-Lord's father, but he is obviously not a qualified father. I said before that he sowed seeds throughout the universe, harvested countless singles, and even harvested offspring of different races! And those offspring have now become corpses, lying in a corner of this planet... Speaking of which, I suddenly wondered, as a father, how does he view the matter of putting the corpse of his child on himself?"
"Actually..." T'Challa suddenly spoke weakly, "What I can't imagine is how he could tolerate so many of us defecating on him."
The whole scene suddenly became quiet.
The person on the other end of the video stopped talking, and Xia Zhiye stopped talking too, as if the system had crashed altogether.
"What's wrong with you?" T'Challa blinked.
Tony sighed, "Another one has been corrupted. The Xia virus is everywhere. I can't even find my old self anymore."
Xia Zhiye patted Techara on the shoulder and said, "Your current thinking has jumped out of the original limitations, which means that you are moving in a good direction... And why, after listening to you, I suddenly feel very excited, a sense of accomplishment like shitting on Star-Lord's father's head?"
“Are you sure that’s a sense of accomplishment???”
Banner, Natasha and Sharon on the other end of the video were all shocked. Steve covered his mouth, feeling an inexplicable urge to vomit.
“Ahem!!”
Xia Zhiye coughed and said, "Okay, everything is back on track!"
"Don't you think it's too harsh to correct me at this time?" Tony curled his lips.
"Then let's continue discussing the issue of pooping?" Xia Zhiye rolled his eyes.
"No, I think we can have a normal discussion." Natasha said quickly: "What you said before is obviously a place that is very worthy of our action. Star-Lord is one of us. In fact, he is our eyes in the entire universe! Therefore, he must not get into trouble. But I still want to hear the second point..."
"The second point probably has to start from many years ago." Xia Zhiye said: "To sum it up in one sentence, it's the struggle of a planet trying to conquer the entire universe!"
"I think I still need to hear more details..." Tony glanced at the group of people behind him, looking for someone to respond.
Spider-Man immediately raised his hand: "I want to listen, too."
"I don't know how to explain..." Xia Zhiye scratched his head: "In short, the first method of sowing that I mentioned earlier is more like parasitism than sowing. But the parasites are not people, but planets! No matter how many kinds of seeds he sows, once activated, he can instantly parasitize as many planets... No, in fact, he has already parasitized, but he hasn't deprived them yet. But when Star-Lord comes here, his journey of deprivation will begin!"
"incredible!"
Tony was shocked: "Not only does he occupy a lot of singles, but more importantly, he can even take over planets!"
Everyone was silent and looked at Tony.
Tony coughed and said, "How about I rephrase my words?"
"Not necessary." Xia Zhiye said, "In fact, the meaning is roughly the same, and the worst news is that he has visited... Earth."
At this point, there is almost no need to say more.
Those on the opposite side also fully understood the motivation to come here. In other words, if they did not come this time, once Ego completed his plan, the earth would suffer a devastating disaster.
"Do you know... um, the approximate location of the sowing?" Natasha said immediately: "If possible, we may be able to solve this matter in advance."
"It can indeed be arranged." Xia Zhiye said, "But I don't know the exact location. I only know it should be in Missouri. He visited there in 1980."
“We know the exact year, but we don’t know where exactly… Old people are just useless.”
Tony played to his strengths and it felt like what he said was very powerful.
Brock next to him looked at him with a look that said "you're going to die" and finally asked the camera, "Venom asked me to ask you something... Is there anything edible on this planet?"
“… Uh, probably not.” Xia Zhiye pondered for a moment. If the decomposition machine could work on Ego’s creation, then could he decompose Ego’s core himself
If possible, this thing must not be fed to Venom!
Is this guy trying to snatch food from me
No matter how big your mouth is, it won’t work!
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