Mary Sue: A Faithful Adaptation
写实派玛丽苏
Author: 吕天逸
Latest: Chapter 64
Status: Completed
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Genres: Fantasy, Romance, Yaoi, Comedy
Tags: black belly books boss subordinate relationship cute protagonist cute story
A cute editor and his handsome, domineering boss are transported to a faithfully recreated Mary Sue universe by the collective resentment of the Mary Sue authors he had rejected. It is a world where the protagonist poops rainbow pellets, sleeps on beds the size of football fields and mood-signalling flower petals constantly fall out of his hair like dandruff.
In order to return to the real world, the protagonist must team up with his stony-faced boss and act out the ridiculous plot of a Mary Sue novel in a cat-and-mouse chase between the lightning-storm wielding jealous fiancé and the skittish runaway groom. There is also a cornucopia of ridiculously good-looking male NPCs that the protagonist must seduce in order to escape this world.
This is a fast-paced, hilarious Mary Sue parody where acting skills are challenged, secret crushes revealed and kinky fantasies are put on repeat until every detail is fulfilled according to the stringent requirements set out by the AU’s operating system.
1，网页版文案特别棒，看完了记得给我鼓掌。
2，傻白甜，强攻弱受，冰山攻X迟钝受
3，身体和精神都是1V1，男配有99个，全是战斗力低穿地心的炮灰。
4，这其实是一篇披着反玛丽苏外衣的玛丽苏文……
性格耿直的主角，是一家女性文学网站的编辑。
由于耿直，他得罪过很多想要签约的玛丽苏小说作者。
——“对不起，您的文笔浮夸稚嫩，尚未达到签约标准。”——“对不起，您的作品情节缺乏逻辑，尚未达到签约标准。”
被拒绝的玛丽苏小说作者们的怨念集中起来，将主角带到了玛丽苏小说的世界。这并不是最惨的，最惨的是，这些作者们夸张到可怕的描写，居然被小说世界忠实地还原了……
主角每天早晨要以百米冲刺的速度夺命狂奔，在面积高达十万平方米的巨大别墅中寻找厕所。
主角不敢流泪，甚至不敢用力打哈欠，因为书中设定他的眼泪都是钻石，一不小心哭出来眼睛会瞎。
主角开心时头顶飘落蔷薇花，不开心时头顶飘落樱花，主角毅然把自己剃秃了，但是设定霸道，十秒钟后头发又自己长出来
主角老爸每次给主角的公交卡充值都是一千万起，主角说爸爸不然你给我买辆法拉利，爸爸慈祥地拒绝了因为作者不是这么写的。
最惨的是主角从小和世界第一大的财团老大的儿子订婚，那个智障是十八国混血，比主角大一岁，声称自己一个月大时就疯狂地爱上了当时还是个受精卵的主角，主角每次看见他都想把他屎打出来，但还要硬着头皮配合剧情含情脉脉地瘫软在他怀里……
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主角：沈修霖X叶曦 ┃ 配角：配角都没有名字哈哈哈