Ye Xi stood stiffly in the same place, her brain cells, which were not very abundant, hung up while thinking about how to get rid of the predicament in front of her.
After thinking about it for a long time, Ye Xi said weakly, "I'm a straight man."
Shen Xiulin stared at the colorful liquid on his trousers, nodded, and said with emphasis: "I can see it."
At this time, Shen Xiulin was afraid that Ye Xi's collapse would not be enough, so he scraped the liquid on his pants with his index finger, pinched it between his thumbs, and put it in front of his nose. Said: "It has the fragrance of flowers."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh his brain was boiling, he ran over and slapped Mr. Shen's hand away.
The smile on Shen Xiulin's lips became more and more obvious, and he couldn't hold it back at all. He patted the sofa seat, and said in the tone that he usually calls Ye Xi into the office to lecture: "Sit down, let's talk."
"Talk about a fart!" Ye Xi was so ashamed that he lost his mind, and sat down on the sofa fiercely, with a little curly hair on his head, and roared in a crying voice, "You bully me! Do you think it's funny to tease me!? "
Mr. Shen, who had been playing away accidentally, defended in a low voice, "I'm sorry, no."
Ye Xi grimaced, gritted her teeth and tried to hold back: "I'm about to cry, hurry up to coax me and apologize."
"I'm sorry." An unprecedented panic appeared on Shen Xiulin's face. He quickly got up from the sofa and knelt in front of Ye Xi on one knee. Stiffened. Like the naughty bag who accidentally angered the little crying bag that was favored by the teacher in the class, Shen Xiulin begged for mercy clumsily: "I was wrong, don't cry, please."
Ye Xi glared at Shen Xiulin fiercely. Seeing the usually dignified and cold boss kneeling in front of her in panic, she suddenly wanted to laugh!
Shen Xiulin said eagerly, "I'll tell you a joke, don't cry."
Judging from the common denominator of "trying to use a joke to attack the target", the two are really a match made in heaven...
However, after saying the above sentence, Shen Xiulin fell silent: "..."
How could an overbearing president tell a joke! joke!
The corner of Ye Xi's mouth lifted slightly uncontrollably: "You talk."
Shen Xiulin pursed his lips, frowned slightly, and wrote directly on the spot: "There used to be a child named Xiao Ming."
Ye Xi: "... Then what?"
Shen Xiulin's handsome face was full of embarrassment, his voice became smaller and smaller, and gradually turned into an embarrassed silence: "Xiao Ming, he has one day..."
Looking at Shen Xiulin's embarrassment, which is rare in a century, Ye Haha, who had a low laugh, finally couldn't hold back, and all the tears that were brewing retreated: "Hahahahaha!"
We, President Shen, have such embarrassing moments!
There is a feeling of revenge!
"Don't want to cry anymore?" Shen Xiulin carefully observed Ye Xi's expression.
"Don't cry anymore." Ye Xi laughed enough and calmed down. In order to hide her embarrassment on the president's pants, she asked, "Why didn't you do your job well just now?"
"Because I can't bear it anymore." Shen Xiulin held Ye Xi's right hand with both hands, clenching it tightly, his tone was anxious and gentle, "I wanted to say this for a long time..."
Ye Xi faintly felt that something big was about to happen, so she interrupted quickly: "Do you want to give me a promotion and a raise?"
"En." Shen Xiulin nodded solemnly and said solemnly, "You should consider the position of Mrs. President."
Ye Xi's eyes widened in disbelief, her heart was beating like a drum, her face flushed red, as if a thousand words were choked in her throat, but in the end she stammered: "No, no, this... This position is still Leave it to more capable comrades."
As if imitating the electronic sound of the system, Shen Xiulin announced in a flat and mechanical tone: "Rejection is invalid, the overbearing president has forcibly promoted you."
"Mr. Shen, please wake up." Ye Xi stretched out her hand and shook it in front of Shen Xiulin's eyes, "We've all been turned gay by the system, but we'll be fine when we return to the real world, and you didn't say that before we had dinner last time. Do you have someone you have always liked? Keep liking, don't be halfhearted."
Shen Xiulin grabbed Ye Xi's dishonest hand, kissed it on his lips, and said, "I'd like to ask you to wake up, I've always been gay."
Ye Xi's expression was struck by Jiutian Xuanlei: "..."
Shen Xiulin said bluntly: "And the person I like is you."
Facing the single-celled creature in front of him, Mr. Shen finally gave up the means of sidetracking!
"Fuck." Ye Xi rolled her eyes and collapsed on the back of the sofa.
Shen Xiulin smiled bitterly: "Get up, your acting skills are really bad."
Unable to pretend to be dizzy, Ye Xi had to sit up straight: "I can't compare with you in terms of acting skills, you can win an Oscar."
Seemingly remembering the unpleasant experience, Shen Xiulin's tone became a little colder: "I don't have any acting skills either, I'm acting in my true colors."
Ye Xi: "..."
Ye Xi huddled on the sofa like a quail, very cowardly, with cherry blossoms falling like rain on her head: "Mr. Shen, I'm sorry, but I really never thought of developing a relationship with you other than superiors and subordinates, And I'm like this..." Ye Xi glanced at the dried up colorful marks on Shen Xiulin's trousers, and swallowed the straight words that had reached his mouth.
But at least I'm straight in 3D!
"It doesn't matter." Shen Xiulin sat down next to him, propped up the cabin wall with one hand, and wrapped the quail-like and shy Ye Xi in his arms, gently said, "You can think slowly from now on, I don't Asking you to give me an answer right away, I just don't want to hide it anymore, I'm tired."
Ye Xi nodded with a mushy head: "Yes."
Heaven, earth, our President Shen has a crush on me!
"How do you feel about me?" Shen Xiulin asked, getting closer to Ye Xi.
Ye Xi's face froze, and she said solemnly, "Awe."
Shen Xiulin: "..."
"What about now?" Shen Xiulin asked unwillingly, "Any new ideas?"
Ye Xi pondered for a moment and said uncertainly, "I feel like you're a little bad now, and you seem to be a little... a hooligan?"
Shen Xiulin smiled lowly: "In the future, call me 'you', or call me by my name, don't use honorifics, don't call Mr. Shen, that makes us very unfamiliar."
We are very unfamiliar, Mr. Shen, please wake up! Ye Xi stubbornly resisted in silence: "..."
Shen Xiulin shamelessly abused his power: "Do you still want the year-end bonus?"
Ye Xi nodded hurriedly and changed her words quickly to show her sincerity: "I want, you, Shen Xiulin."
Shen Xiulin nodded with satisfaction: "Very good."
Although the progress was small, it was finally progress. Mr. Shen secretly made up his mind to play straight balls all the way in the future.
"What exactly do you like about me..." After the two were silent for a while, Ye Xi asked in confusion, "I'm just an ordinary person."
In addition to looking more handsome!
Shen Xiulin raised the corner of his mouth: "Am I not an ordinary person?"
Ye Xi shook her head: "You're not, you are a domineering president, so perfect, like a person in a novel."
"I'm not perfect, I just have the identity of a president." Shen Xiulin said calmly, "As you said just now, I'm bad, rogue..."
Ye Xi waved his hand hurriedly: "Don't, don't, I'm talking nonsense, don't take it to heart."
However, Shen Xiulin forcibly continued to speak from the underworld: "I am very cowardly, I don't dare to express my feelings, I only dare to take advantage of the opportunity after entering this world. If it wasn't for those 'perfect' male supporting roles who made me jealous, I might continue to be cowardly. …I love to sleep in bed just like you do.”
Ye Xi pouted: "But you arrive at the company so early every day, and you told us when you were in a meeting that Kobe knew what Los Angeles looked like at four o'clock every morning, and you also knew what X City looked like every morning at five o'clock, and never got lazy, saying To be successful you must have perseverance.”
Shen Xiulin said bluntly: "Actually, I bought a house next to the company. I walked for three minutes, and the alarm clock was set at 7:30. I lied and I have a thick skin."
Ye Xi: "..."
Your uncle's Shen Xiulin! Half an hour later than me!
Shen Xiulin took a deep breath and continued: "I caught you late to see you more, you always walk around me in the company, maybe because I'm an unsuccessful manager that's why you're so afraid of me... So Say, I'm just an ordinary person with many flaws after taking off this coat, why can't ordinary people like an ordinary person? Besides..." The smile in Shen Xiulin's eyes rippled like waves, "You are very Cute, maybe you didn't realize it yourself."
Ye Xi stared at the self-deprecating president whose aura of the male god was completely shattered, and couldn't help laughing.
And that smile is really cute.
"That's right." Shen Xiulin changed the conversation, "The mission just failed, we have to redo it."
"Uh... I don't really want to do that task." Ye Xi clutched her buttocks and shrugged, her face was red from the base of her ears to her collarbone, and even continued from her collarbone to her trouser legs and the floor. !
Shen Xiulin asked knowingly, "Why?"
"When you spanked me... what were you thinking about?" Ye Xi asked in a low voice.
Shen Xiulin said bluntly: "I'm thinking, I'm really happy, I hope I can hit fifty more times."
Ye Xi: "..."
Wouldn't that just be fifty more hits!
Shen Xiulin broke the jar and said cheekily, "I'm still thinking, it's so soft, so slippery, so I like to touch it."
Ye Xi blushed and shouted, "Shen Xiulin, enough is enough for you!"
Our company's perfect male god, Mr. Shen, today not only completely shattered the illusion of perfection, but also turned into a skinless and shameless rogue!
However, it is very tragic that the main quest is a must.
After all, if you don't do the task, you can't return to reality, you can't eat delicious food, you can't cry, and you'll be trapped in this wonderful world with logic offline forever...
So, ten minutes later, Ye Xi, who had done enough psychological construction, once again lay shamelessly on Shen Xiulin's thigh, and was forced to show her two round and fair buttocks.
Slap, Shen Xiulin gently slapped down.
Ye Xi asked vigilantly, "What are you thinking now?"
嘤嘤嘤 There is a crush on me who is spanking my ass and he still YY me in his heart!
Shen Xiulin chuckled: "What do you think?"
Ye Xi blushed and roared: "Don't think about it! You have a purer mind!"
Shen Xiulin: "Okay."
Ye Xi struggled to the death and ordered President Shen to say, "You silently recite the core socialist values in your heart!"
Shen Xiulin agreed at once: "Okay."
After ten hits.
Ye Xi turned her head with a whimper and said alertly, "I don't think you're carrying your back at all!"
Shen Xiulin laughed: "Why?"
Ye Xi burst into tears: "Because I feel that the atmosphere around me is very erotic! There is no socialist righteousness at all!"
"You actually learned to feel the atmosphere?" Shen Xiulin raised his brows slightly and said happily, "By the way, the mission failed, and we have to start from the beginning again."
Boo! Ye Xi collapsed and fell back on Shen Xiulin's lap, feeling that the future was dark!
This time the main mission failed because Ye Xi couldn't help himself, so he failed again and again. After Ye Xi deeply felt that his butt would be called calluses if he continued like this, he finally held back and asked Shen Xiulin's psychological activities. Impulsively, he cooperated with Shen Xiulin to complete the task.
The two people's main task 15 was completed at the same time. As soon as Ye Xi heard the system prompt, she jumped up hastily, and lifted her trousers up. The movement was so fast that she strangled it!
"It hurts!" Ye Xi threw herself on the sofa in pain.
Shen Xiulin: "... Slow down, I won't bite."
But I feel like you just want to take a bite on my ass! Ye Xi thought worriedly, and opened the interface to check the next task.
Main quest 16: The wedding scene was accidentally messed up. Before re-holding the wedding, Huangfu X decided to bring this little thing that always runs away to a place he can't leave without... Oh, man, don't you like to run away? ? This time I will let you go and let you have a good time on my site!
Taken to his isolated private island by Huangfu X, through false obedience, he gained the right to move freely on the island. (0/1)
Fortunately, there was no requirement for close contact in the new mission, Ye Xi breathed a sigh of relief.
Because he deeply felt that if he did something with Shen Xiulin today, he would be at risk of being in danger of late!
The author has something to say: President Shen: I also think mobile phones are very fun.