Tuoba carefully observed Wan Cheng's blushing expression for a moment, pondered for a moment, and suddenly found the New World as shocked: "You are a virgin!?"
Wan Cheng squeezed two words out of his teeth: "Shut up!"
Tuoba said quietly: "It seems that it is true."
Wan Cheng was so angry that he couldn't refute, so he had to be silent, those two powerful fists were clenched tightly, the joints rattled, and the veins in the forehead were bulging.
Tuoba smiled lightly and whispered in a "tell you a little secret" tone, "Actually, I'm also a virgin."
Wan Cheng was so angry that he couldn't help but utter a foul language: "You are a fart!"
"It's really from the back hahahahaha!" Tuoba laughed loudly. After laughing for a while, he erected his body and clinging to Wan Cheng's arm, and blew a breath at Wan Cheng's ear, temptingly said. , "If you're idle, you're idle, or we'll have a meal together?"
"..." Wan Teng blushed and had a thick neck. He seemed to be on the verge of an explosion and would shoot Tuoba in minutes, but he didn't say no to Tuoba's provocation!
Of course, did not accept.
It can be seen that the ten thousand-year-old virgin's heart is also very eager to open a meat, but his reason does not allow him to do so.
"Hahaha, just say it if you want, it's so cute." Tuoba laughed out loud at the embarrassed appearance of Wan Cheng who neither agreed nor refused!
Flirting with a handsome and upright old virgin is more fun than stealing!
Of course, the point is actually handsome...
At this moment, the thief found a new goal in life!
Wan Cheng smeared hard on his flushed face and stretched the corners of his lips straight, then he got up with a gloomy face, climbed a boulder as tall as a person not far away, and looked around.
This island is very small, and you can see it all at a glance from a high place. After watching it for a while, Wan Zhai jumped off the boulder and walked back to Tuoba. The heavy leather boots made the fine rubble under his feet rattle.
"Desolate island, it's very small." Wan Cheng briefly explained the situation, as if he didn't want to say a word to Tuoba.
Tuoba licked his dry lips and asked, "Can you get out of here? Can you invite a few dolphins or whales to carry us along?"
Wan Zhai closed his eyes in silence, his eyebrows were tightly locked, his eyelids trembled slightly, and after a while he opened his eyes, still cherishing his words: "No big fish can be sensed nearby."
The marshal's manipulation of sea creatures is limited by distance, and he cannot sense sea creatures beyond the range, just like ordinary people's eyesight is also limited, and they can't see things that are too far away.
But escaping from the island is actually not difficult for Wan Cheng. As long as he wants, he can turn into the North Sea Giant Monster at any time. The North Sea Giant Monster was originally a kind of sea monster living in the deep sea. After the transformation, Wan Cheng is completely free to leave. In this isolated island, although Wan Cheng will become violent and bloodthirsty and lose his senses when he is forced to transform on the night of the full moon, he can remain sensible after transforming under his control on the night of the non-full moon, so this method is completely Feasible.
However, the key problem is that Wan Cheng doesn't want others to know that he can transform into a sea monster. Although everyone knows that his mood swings can cause tsunamis and his magical ability to manipulate sea creatures, except for the Murong family Except for that black-hearted young master and Wan Cheng's closest family, no one knows what the real source of these abilities is... Wan Cheng also keeps a secret about it, because of the terrifying appearance of the North Sea monster and the madness of the full moon night It made him very inferior, and no one would be willing to tell others frankly that there was an ugly and evil monster in his body, including Marshal Wan Cheng.
Especially when the opponent is Tuoba!
Wan Zhai couldn't imagine how Tuoba would ridicule and ridicule himself when he found out his secret... He felt a headache just thinking about it!
"Then what should we do?" Tuoba showed a rare look of embarrassment.
After all, there is no means of transportation to steal on a desert island!
"...Wait." Wan Teng hesitated for a moment, and decided not to tell the secret of his ability to transform unless he had to, so he calmly analyzed, "Maybe my subordinates can use the direction of the ocean current to infer that we are roughly bearing, and there may be other ships passing nearby."
"Okay." Tuoba raised his eyebrows optimistically, no longer struggling with this issue, as if he was very confident in the arrival of rescue. Immediately, his affectionate peach eyes glanced down, his eyes fixed on the marshal's crotch, and he said, "I'm thirsty."
Wan Cheng's facial muscles twitched slightly, and he gritted his teeth: "What are you staring at when you're thirsty!"
Tuoba opened his eyes innocently, as if the Marshal thought too much: "I have to look somewhere, don't I?"
Wan Zhai was so choked that he couldn't speak, so he stared at Tuoba fiercely: "..."
Tuoba closed his eyes aggrieved: "Then I won't look at anything, I'm thirsty."
Wan Cheng: "…"
Tuoba said cheaply, "Aren't you a virgin, why do you think so much? Are you really a virgin?"
The marshal was so full of fire that he had nowhere to vent, his eyes were red, and he said in a grumpy tone: "Shut up and wait!"
After a while, dozens of small fish jumped out of the sea like an explosion. The silver-white fish drew bright tracks in the air, and fell to the feet of Wan Cheng and Tuoba like rain.
Wan Cheng took out his saber from his waist, pulled it out of its sheath, grabbed a whitebait and chopped off the fish's head, cut a cross-shaped wound on the back of the dead fish with the tip of the knife, and then squeezed from the wound like orange juice. When the water comes out, catch it drop by drop with your mouth. After "drinking" a fish, Wan Cheng threw the wrinkled and shriveled body of the fish on the ground, stuck his neck and looked forward without looking at Tuoba, and said harshly: "This kind of fish has a high water content in its body. Eighty percent, the juice squeezed out is not good to drink, but at least it won't die of thirst." As he spoke, Wan Cheng grabbed another fish and did the same, turned his head and wanted to hand it to Tuoba, but the next second, he It was as stiff in place as if suddenly hit by petrification.
—At this moment, beside him, Tuoba was holding a geoduck and studying it seriously.
This geoduck may have been brought up by the marshal accidentally when he was summoning the fish...
In fact, Marshal never eats geoduck. If he wants to eat it, he has to prepare it and serve it. He never handles it himself. This is because the shape of the geoduck looks very much like a huge penis, and he loves cooking seafood. The marshal once handled it by himself, and when he cut the mussels of the geoduck, he felt a dull pain due to the mental effect!
Tuoba smiled happily: "Haha, this thing really looks like..."
Wan Cheng coldly interrupted: "Don't say it."
Tuoba obediently swallowed the word back into his stomach, opened his two thin lips at the same time, and stretched out the tip of his red, soft tongue, about a millimeter away, exposing the geoduck to the outside of the clam. The meat pretended to "lick" it again. His thick black eyelashes drooped down, his eyelids were half-open and half-closed, and he deliberately hummed softly during the performance, and his soft and sensitive tongue slid skillfully across a layer of air, resembling the shape That clam meat, it's just like...
Confused Geoduck: "… "
With all due respect, you humans are really weird.
As an old virgin who wants to vent through normal channels all the year round, Marshal Wan Cheng's eyes are straight!
At this moment, Tuoba's eyes turned, his eyes swaying like spring water slantingly swept under Wan Tong, and then he went up ambiguously, glanced at Wan Tong's blushing face, and smashed his mouth: "This is Something must taste good."
Intellectually, he understood that he was talking about geoducks, but emotionally, the Marshal had no surprises. The flaming flames in his body had nowhere to vent.
Tuoba licked his lips greedily and complained softly, "Ah... I really want to eat it, but I don't know if this geoduck is a geoduck?"
"Enough!" Wan Cheng, who was burning with lust and anger at the same time, snatched the geoduck from Tuoba's hand, and threw the innocent geoduck back to the sea with a standard shot put posture!
The geoduck snapped out a small stream of clear water in the air in horror.
Suddenly thinking of bad things, Wan Cheng's resolute and upright face turned even redder...
"Hahahahaha!" Tuoba rolled over to the ground, clutching his stomach and laughing!
"Don't laugh anymore." Wan Teng took out the coercion of the soldiers under his command, and ordered solemnly, "Stand for me!"
Not only did Tuoba not stand up, but he turned over while covering his stomach, pouted his butt towards the marshal, and continued hahaha.
The thief is a crazy haha party!
Marshal Wan Teng, who has always responded with a thousand responses, fell silent in embarrassment and focused 200% of his attention on this little goblin who dared to go against him!
Using the method taught by Wan Cheng, the two were full. After all, Wan Cheng could recruit as many fish as he wanted. After solving the problem of eating and drinking, Tuoba scouted around the island. The island itself is small and Tuoba is extremely fast, so he ran around the island in a few minutes and successfully found a suitable place for the night.
It was a small open space naturally surrounded by a pile of large rocks. There were high wall-like rocks on all sides, which could well block the sea breeze. Tuoba picked up some not-so-big rocks and placed them on the rocks. Between the gaps, the wind shielding effect is better
As for the top of the head, there is no way to do it. There is not even a grass in the cracks in this broken place. Except for the big rocks and small rocks, I can only pray that the young master Huangfu is in a better mood recently, and it will not thunder and rain at every turn!
After the place for the night was set up, the sun was almost setting, Tuoba greeted Wan Cheng, and said in an ambiguous tone, "We will stay here for the night today."
Wan Cheng hummed with a cold face.
"Hey, there is nothing that can make a fire." Tuoba said, "It should be cold when it's dark."
A cool sea breeze blew through the cracks in the stones, and the marshal sneezed first!
Tuoba: "Look at you, it's easy to catch a cold."
Wan Cheng glanced at him, and a war between heaven and man began in his heart.
Do you want to turn into a giant monster of the North Sea and take Tuoba away
The marshal was struggling when Tuoba suddenly added: "But our virgins are hot and might not catch a cold."
Wan Cheng immediately wanted to strangle him: "..."
At this moment, Marshal Wan Cheng made up his mind and gave the answer to the previous question, that is, death will not change!
Because even an old stalker like a virgin, Tuoba, can play all day without any hesitation. If he learns his more important secrets, the consequences would be unimaginable!
When night fell, Wan Zhai and Tuoba were lying on both ends of the small open space surrounded by stones, separated by a distance of about one meter.
Tuoba's voice drifted into Wan Cheng's ears, with a nasal tone that sounded a little pitiful: "Master Marshal."
Wan Teng made up his mind not to speak, pursed his lips, and pretended to be asleep: "..."
Tuoba whispered aggrievedly: "I'm cold."
Different from the usual frivolous and casual voice, Tuoba said the words softly and slowly, and his voice was a little thinner than usual. With a soft touch on the top of his heart, Wan Cheng suddenly said involuntarily, as if he had been bewitched, "Come here."
I regret it as soon as I say it!
However, Tuoba had already rolled over in a murmur, and his body was tightly pressed against Wan Cheng's back, with one arm stretched out in front of Wan Cheng's waist, his face still rubbing against Wan Cheng's shoulder, and said, "You Turn around and face me."
Wan Cheng said coldly, "...not to turn."
Tuoba understood: "Well, you are afraid of me."
It's quite a low-end aggressive method, but Marshal Wan Cheng likes this trick very much!
"Heh, a joke." Wan Teng sneered, and immediately turned around, the two of them were facing each other, chest to chest and thigh to thigh.
The night sky far away from the artificial lights is as clear as being washed by water. The stars are silently emitting cold light in the sky, as if immersed in the depths of a dark and icy pool. The sparse breath, only the person in front of me is alive and warm...
Wan Cheng swallowed a mouthful of saliva, his Adam's apple rolled, and he made a thud that couldn't be more obvious.
"Did you know?" At this time, Tuoba brought his face that was already close to Wan Cheng closer, his eyes were scorching bright, his warm breath lightly hit Wan Cheng's face, and at the same time He was also breathing Wan Cheng's heavier and heavier breathing. The lips of the two were almost pressed together, only a little bit, maybe less than a millimeter...
Wan Cheng's mouth was dry for a while, the waves in his chest were surging, and all he replayed in his mind was the scene where Tuoba suddenly kissed him on the cruise.
The Marshal's mind is alive again!
However, at this time, Tuoba slightly turned his head back and said solemnly: "You know, two people breathing face to face like this can reduce water loss."
"..." The expression on the Marshal's face suddenly became very exciting!
The author has something to say: [Marshal: I, a 30-year-old virgin, really can't stand being so flirtatious :)