The ancient brothel, it is really full of music and dance, very lively, no, more precisely, it is the brothel in the author's mind of Mary Su, as if all the men in the capital came here at night without sleep, and all the people who came here These dignitaries, nobles and sons and lords. Officials don't want to lose face
It's really hard for Fu Yichen to understand what makes a modern girl, from the perspective of a woman, have such yearning thoughts for a female hell like a brothel. Sure enough, you are still a primary school student who doesn't understand the world? But what happened to her unsuitable sex with the hero in the following article? And the tyrant who is the second male lead almost raped the female lead... Strong
The corner of Fu Yichen's mouth twitched immediately, what happened to the children now? Are all thoughts so impure? He swore that even in order to complete the task, he would not allow himself to do such a beastly behavior, and he was still facing a silly Baitian who was full of fantasies and whose IQ stayed at the age of eleven or twelve.
Fu Yichen did not enter through the main entrance. There must be many princes and nobles coming to this kind of place, but this kind of thing is demeaning after all, so he will not be blatant. The brothels in the capital must understand this rule.
So after making some arrangements, Fu Yichen led two masters to appear in the private room on the second floor. The private room is facing the lobby, and with the curtain drawn, people outside can barely see what's going on inside, but sitting in the private room can Seeing all the singing and dancing or cuddling and hugging clearly below, Fu Yichen was surprisingly satisfied with this setting.
Not long after sitting down, Fu Yichen soon saw the figure of the heroine in the lobby, without the system reminding him, Fu Yichen recognized it almost at a glance, without thinking.
She probably doesn't know how nondescript her dress is. Slender, petite, white and tender, this figure is different from even the shortest and fairest man here, like a child. But what is mentally retarded is that with such a tender face, the heroine even put a fake beard on herself.
And the most terrible thing is the heroine's breasts. The author set up a figure for his Mary Sue that "a man will fall into dementia, mouth and nose bleeding at a glance", so no matter how the heroine wraps her breasts, her breasts will not become flat. Well, there is no Adam's apple. It has to be said that the ancients do not mean that they have no basic common sense.
So this dress can be said to be very difficult to describe in a single word, and besides the dress that the heroine can see through at a glance, there is also the most deadly point that one can judge the gender without looking. The man went mad," the voice said. So, just like this female protagonist disguised as a man, the male protagonist with a "dark belly and high IQ" did not recognize her as a woman, and she was his wife. Fu Yichen could only guess with a dark face. Also mentally handicapped.
Of course, there are so many men with women in this brothel, and women with men with men, no one must recognize such a mentally retarded dress.
Fu Yichen took a deep breath, then leisurely drank another cup of tea to calm down his shock. At this moment, the curtain of the private room opposite was suddenly lifted. Fu Yichen saw the hip-length silver-white long hair facing him almost at a glance, and his heart moved, the evil prince
[Host, that is the hero Leng Qianshang.]The system prompt sounded at the right time.
In fact, in order to highlight the uniqueness of the male protagonist, the author completely violated the genetic science. The male protagonist is not only the only one born with white hair and blue eyes in the eighteen generations of the entire family, but also the only blue-eyed and white-haired person in the entire Mary Sue world. people. So blue eyes and white hair are synonymous with Leng Qianshang, and he can't pretend at all.
Fu Yichen felt inexplicably funny in his heart, in the feudal ancient times, a baby with white hair and blue eyes was born suddenly, he was afraid that he would be regarded as a monster and sacrificed to heaven.
Similarly, the golden eyes of the male number two Xuanyuan Canye are also unique in this world, probably due to a genetic mutation? Or chromosomal variation? In short, as the supreme ruler of this country, Xuanyuan Canye's golden eyes are well known throughout the world. Fortunately, the ancients respected respect and inferiority, and there were two powerful bodyguards in front of him. The people in the building basically dared not look directly at him, so they led him here.
Fu Yichen saw Leng Qianshang's back disappearing in a flash, and there were even a few women posing beside him. In the original text, in order to dispel the tyrant's doubts, Leng Qianshang always pretended to be a dandy who indulges in beauty and doesn't care about world affairs, so he became a frequent visitor of the brothel as it should be, and the people here also knew this, and the emperor I wish he was really obsessed with beauty and his reputation would be ruined, so he turned a blind eye.
"Everyone, be quiet." At this moment, the old bustard stood on the high platform, assuming the host of a party, "Miss Ning has something to say."
Fu Yichen frowned, and the plot began. A simple summary is that the oiran wants to meet men, chat and drink with him, but how can the oiran be so vulgar and casual, let alone an oiran who is proficient in all kinds of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. Therefore, taking the poem as the starting point, the oiran came up with a topic, and everyone present wrote poems, whoever's poem was favored by the oiran, whoever got the oiran's tonight's...Bingcandle night talk.
"Listen up, gentlemen. The moon is the theme, and half a stick of incense is the limit. If you want to impress Miss Ning, you must rely on your own ability." The heroine in women's clothing looked eager to try.
Fu Yichen glanced at the opposite curtain, and vaguely saw a figure lying lazily reclined, surrounded by a few women. He guessed in his heart that the hero at this moment might have been attracted by the heroine, but he just didn't Recognized that it was his wife's face.
Fu Yichen was thinking firmly, when a system prompt sounded in his mind, Fu Yichen froze on the spot.
[Male vs. female favorability minus 1]
[Male vs. female favorability minus 2]
…
[Male vs. female one favorability minus 15]
Fu Yichen unconsciously twitched the corners of his mouth, so he guessed wrong? [Trash, are you hitting me in the face? ]
According to the original setting, the original heroine is the prime minister's daughter, unruly and willful, and the emperor forced her to marry Leng Qianshang, but what Leng Qianshang really likes is the second female lead of this article, who is the younger sister of the second male Xuanyuan Canye. Three princesses. So Leng Qianshang was very displeased with this concubine who was forced to post, especially because this person was savage and willful trying to tell him what to do, so he deliberately left her in a place like a cold palace and ignored her.
Under such a premise, it is normal for a man to have a negative affection for a woman, but the original text clearly states that when the hero sees a "different" heroine in the private room, "the heart moves slightly, Although they are both men, he seems to have never seen such a delicate-looking man." Fu Yichen just wanted to complain about this description, the hero probably has never looked in the mirror.
So what's the matter with losing 5 points of favorability just now
[The host is unreasonable, how can the system fight without hands, and the system has no entity.]The garbage system is inexplicably wronged.
Fu Yichen didn't bother to care about it, when a group of men downstairs were arguing wildly or racking their brains to compose poems for meeting the oiran, Fu Yichen sorted out the following plot again.
The so-called oiran is actually the eyeliner placed by the black-bellied prince Leng Qianshang in the brothel. The purpose is just to attract talents and collect information. It has reached the male lead's ear. That's why the male protagonist admires this person, especially her "distinctive, bold, and refreshing ideas", such as "women can't rely on men to rely on themselves", "men and women are equal". "Such speeches that were shocking to the ancients.
Let's not talk about this for the time being, let's talk about tonight's hero, who was inexplicably drugged on his own territory, that kind of drug. However, everything the male protagonist has is actually pretending. He is still a young chicken who guards his body like a jade, so he struggled and returned to the palace, but he was so lustful that he finally lost his mind.
But it is so miraculous that the male protagonist who has guarded himself like a jade for more than 20 years in the palace where beauties gather so inexplicably went to the room where the female protagonist was, and then treated the princess who had changed his core with unspeakable roughness, and then It was a matter of course.
The content of this paragraph is unsightly, so Fu Yichen directly skipped it. Moreover, the male protagonist didn't remember what he did afterwards, while the female protagonist was so generous, "Bah, I thought I was bitten by a dog", so after the female protagonist successfully escaped from the palace, during Leng Qianshang's pursuit of his wife It became "running with the ball".
When this god unfolded, Fu Yichen shuddered, his whole body was covered with goosebumps. So, what is going to happen tonight is the origin of everything. This was the reason why Fu Yichen had to come tonight, if he wanted to stop it, he had to stop it. So, Fu Yichen waved to the bodyguard at the side, and then whispered something to him.
At this time, in the private room opposite, Su Zhan was lying lazily on the soft couch, with an indecent smile on his mouth, his head resting on one hand, and a wine glass in the other. The beauty knelt on the ground and beat his legs, completely intoxicated.
In fact, this is already Su Zhan's bottom line. God knows how hard it took him to suppress his disgust towards these people around him. It's not discriminating against brothel women, it's just an instinctive reaction of his body. But in comparison, the clown-like heroine downstairs made him feel even more painful, especially that guy with a short figure and pretending to be an uncle hugging and hugging other girls, it was disgusting. What kind of man would be attracted to such a person
At this moment, a man with a paralyzed face walked in, Su Zhan's eyebrows twitched immediately, and his eyes darkened.
No matter how Leng Qianshang has no real power, he is still a prince, doesn't he even have this bit of majesty? But before he could put on the stance of a prince, he pulled out a waist card from his pocket and handed it to him with a paralyzed face.
Su Zhan first maintained Leng Qianshang's unique "charming" posture, lazy and "enchanting", this is the author's adjective, anyway, Su Zhan played according to his own bottom line. In his mind, he quickly searched for the plot of the brothel, but soon he found that there was no such thing. The key point is that he didn't know what it was in front of him, but the bright golden color made Su Zhan's heart skip a beat. .
Sure enough, in the next second, he heard a low voice with a paralyzed face, "My father is here to invite you."
Su Zhan was immediately puzzled. There was no such part in the original plot, but based on the current situation, the other party probably already knew his identity. The identity is even more terrifying.
So Su Zhan stared at the golden waist card in front of him, his eyes suddenly widened, and he stood up from the soft couch in a blink of an eye with a look of panic.
On the other side, Fu Yichen was drinking tea leisurely, with the majesty of the emperor coming from the inside out. It is very necessary for him to stop the sex between the hero and heroine tonight, so now he must find a way to prevent Leng Qianshang from being drugged unreasonably, so it is the most direct and effective way to call people to watch method.
But inexplicably, Fu Yichen had three expectations for this so-called "the most beautiful man in the world", but Fu Yichen never expected that when he saw this face, he almost bit his tongue while drinking tea. An all-too-familiar face.
"Shen Tianyu?" The moment he saw Su Zhan's face, Fu Yichen blurted out uncontrollably. He even forgot to put on the airs of a tyrant emperor. It can be said that he was extremely surprised.
[ah! God! Zhan Zhan God! Zhan Zhan!]
[shield. ]
The system was obviously more excited than Fu Yichen, but it was the system's voice that made Fu Yichen slightly recover from the shock, because he couldn't see the look that Shen Tianyu should have seen in the eyes of the person in front of him.
"Emperor... Your Majesty?" Leng Qianshang looked surprised, as if he hadn't heard Fu Yichen's groggy Shen Tianyu at all, and then he was completely at a loss, and his face was full of horror, "I... I don't know the emperor..." I was so flustered that I couldn't speak coherently. .
"Okay," Fu Yichen suppressed the many doubts in his heart, trying hard to keep the brutal emperor from facing the cruelty and doubts in his heart, "I don't want to be known." This sentence also just dispelled Leng Qianshang's kneeling action .
Fu Yichen suppressed his doubts, and gave Leng Qianshang a wink to let him sit aside, his face was as steady as Mount Tai, but in fact, various speculations were constantly arising in his heart, Su Zhan? Shen Tianyu? What exactly is going on.
[Garbage, what's going on? ] Fu Yichen gritted his teeth.
[Ah, the male god is so handsome, Zhan Zhan is good-looking, and the ancient costume male god...]
[shield. ] Fu Yichen took a deep breath, calmed down in his heart, at least he couldn't show his feet until he figured it out, in case this is just a Leng Qianshang with Su Zhan's face on his face, and he still wants to kill his leading man, that's terrible. It's troublesome.
However, at this moment, the system's favorability prompt sounded again in his mind.
[The favorability of the male pair and the male second is increased by 1]
[The favorability of the male pair and the male second is increased by 1]
Fu Yichen:? ? ? It's messed up, it's all messed up, why don't they all play their cards out of routine? What is wrong with the plot of this world.