"Oh... Ouch!"
Throughout the night, this inn didn't stop moaning like this. And because there are too many people going to the toilet, some people can't wait to find a hidden place to solve the problem without paying attention to public morals. Therefore, there always seems to be a layer of difficulty that makes people cover their noses in the sky above this inn. Smell. Fortunately, the room that Ye Wushuang and the others lived in was a little up-to-date, to avoid vying with others, and to avoid the pervasive taste.
But even so, the latrine that squatted no less than ten times in one night made Ye Wushuang feel that his legs were softened. Pulled ten times a night, even a normal person would immediately feel exhausted and weak, let alone a person like Ye Wushuang who has not fully recovered. After coming out of the bathroom again, Ye Wushuang groaned weakly on the bed, as if he was about to die.
"Boom!"
The door of Ye Wushuang's room was smashed open. Then, Miss Ruoruo's angry voice reached Ye Wushuang's ears: "Isn't this hot pot being treated with a laxative? Why am I so uncomfortable. Ye Fei, help!"
"I'm still thinking, who will save me." Ye Wushuang didn't even lift his eyelids, and groaned twice on the bed. He suddenly heard the groaning in his stomach again, his face suddenly changed. Changed, before the pain in his stomach came, he rolled on the bed abruptly. He didn't expect to pay attention to Miss Ruoruo any more, so he rushed to the bathroom in spite of it.
Ye Wushuang thought that his speed was faster than ever, but when he ran to the bathroom door, a small white hand suddenly grabbed in front of him and grabbed the doorknob on the bathroom door. Then, with a ghostly speed, a figure instantly blocked Ye Wushuang in front of him. Before he recovered, Miss Ruoruo had already taken a step ahead of him and closed the bathroom door heavily.
"Lady first… "
Vaguely, Ye Wushuang only heard such a decisive voice, and then the water in the bathroom shook loudly. If he wanted to go in again, unless he broke into the door directly with violence, it would be impossible. Moreover, if it is convenient for Miss Ruo to be a girl inside, he is a big man, so he is ashamed to just break in like this without scruples.
"Damn, I don't know who the lady is the first sentence, which guy said it first, let me know, I have to break his head!" Ye Wushuang could only curse like this, just what he said. When the voice fell, his stomach seemed to be protesting this statement, and he immediately grumbled without saying it, and then tossed like a river. The slight pain immediately caused Ye Wushuang's forehead to see cold sweat.
Under the horror, Ye Wushuang had to pinch his legs, knocking on the door and shouting: "Hurry up, hurry up!"
"Don't worry, I'm not okay, you can bear with me for a while!" Miss Ruo Ruo hurriedly called, and Ye Wushuang heard it immediately, and the sound of the water flow became louder. It seemed that sometimes, it spurted. There will always be a hint of what comes out. Therefore, Ye Wushuang felt that in his body, the desire to flow downward, inflated, became more and more intense amidst the sound of clattering!
Ye Wushuang almost felt that he was about to collapse. Under such painful torture, he really wanted to let the pain pass, oh, or go down, but if he really went down in the room, Ye Wushuang guessed he wouldn’t have the face to see it in the future. People are gone, so in the yelling of Miss Ruoruo like a little white flower, he can only endure it while gritting his teeth and cursing what to do in the inn at night, so he asks the hot pot to come out for everyone to eat.
"Hey, I'm fine, you can go in." Miss Ruoruo was really like she said, she quickly came out of it, and Ye Wushuang immediately rushed into the bathroom like a whirlwind, and even the door was too late. close.
In response to this situation, Miss Ruoruo could only sigh helplessly: "The new generation of washing powder, the new generation of people, the new generation of what, the toilet will not be closed."
In fact, Ye Wushuang didn’t want to close the door, but after he took off his pants and squatted down, the savings in his body poured down like the Yangtze River, causing him to be in a state of numbness, let alone. To reach out and close the door, even when he squatted here, he felt his own strength, as if he was accompanied by the savings that poured down like the Yangtze River, and it became clear in two strokes.
An unpleasant smell filled the room in an instant. If Miss Ruo wrinkled her nose and left a few words to curse Ye Wushuang, she fled Ye Wushuang's room desperately. Obviously she, a noble lady, would not look back, especially in this unpleasant smell environment, with Ye Wushuang still bare buttocks, she can only keep her ladylike demeanor and run away without being ashamed. Come.
Ye Wushuang hummed twice, and did not stop her from leaving.
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It wasn't until the next day that everyone's condition improved slightly, but after a whole night of tossing, Ye Wushuang realized that as long as he saw a person, he could find that the other person's face must be pale. Obviously, no one is better than others when the vitality is vented in one night. However, even though everyone is weak in bones, in the early morning, these tourists all approached the person in charge of the inn for the first time and asked for an explanation.
No one is willing to suffer this crime in vain, and everyone has to make a claim for the loss. Even Miss Ruoruo, Cheng Xiong and the others are holding on to their weak bodies, and follow others to seek an explanation from the person in charge of the inn.
For this incident, the inn apparently had a countermeasure. When a crowd blocked the entrance of the inn, a short and fat middle-aged man stood up with a smiling face and circled around. Yeah, this middle-aged talent exhaled and said, "Everyone, this is an accident, and the shop doesn’t want to see this. But now that it happened, then as compensation, everyone present has stayed, including food and drink, for the past few days. This shop is all free. I hope you can understand me a lot."
Ye Wushuang nodded secretly, this guy spoke neither humble nor overbearing, and as a guest of the inn, he took the initiative to avoid orders for the guests, which seemed reasonable. After Ms. Youruo and others discussed it, several people thought that there was no need to do more. But before Ye Wushuang and the others left, some people jumped out and shouted: "This is compensation. Your inn is too serious about our body. For this eating accident, we have to give us some spiritual compensation. That's fine."
"Spiritual compensation?" The representative of the inn side glanced at the person, asked calmly, and waited quietly.
The guy who stood up obviously wanted to take advantage. Hearing what the middle-aged man said, he immediately smiled and said: "Naturally, I have to compensate me for waiting for a large amount of money. The body, but it’s been ruined for you in vain."
"Pooh!"
This was just finished, and someone immediately uttered several mouthfuls. Even Cheng Xiong and the others are disdainful. The companions next to him immediately backed away, all showing the look that I didn't know this guy. Everyone’s body has been ruined for them in vain. Some words in this era are most likely to cause ambiguity among others. People who don’t know think that everyone is wronged by this inn.
The guy apparently immediately realized that something was wrong, and after his expression was slightly embarrassed, he immediately shouted in anger and anger: "Just tell me, how can you compensate everyone for their mental losses!"
The middle-aged man sneered: "If I say, I won't pay."
"If you don't pay, I see your shop, I don't want to open it anymore." The guy immediately drew out a long knife and waved it with his teeth and claws. It seemed that there was something he could not get the compensation, and he would never give up. momentum.
The middle-aged man was not afraid at all. He squinted and glanced at it disdainfully. He said, "It's up to you?"
The one who wielded the big knife immediately got up and said, "What's wrong with Lao Tzu? Lao Tzu is the 100th big knife Zhang San in the Principality of China. Could it be that you can't kill your small inn."
"You can try it." The middleman flicked his sleeves disdainfully, turned and left, ignoring the people in the hall again. Although everyone seemed to be a little bit lively towards Zhang San, seeing that middle-aged man left like this, the guys who had been pulled up all night immediately felt the fire. Isn't this plainly not putting everyone in the eye? It's okay!
Sometimes, human logic is so weird.
Obviously it was Zhang San, who had an advantage, but at this time, everyone chose to support him. After all, everyone was the victim of this diarrhea incident. The middle-aged man hadn't fully understood what he said, so he had a cold face and didn't want to follow everyone's expressions, which naturally made people feel very unhappy. So under the yelling of Zhang San, many people immediately quarreled.
"Why, are you very unconvinced?" A gloomy voice sounded abruptly amidst the noise of the crowd. Although the sound doesn't seem to sound loud, but in such a noisy scene, it is clearly sent to everyone's ears, which makes people feel quite weird. Ye Wushuang was about to leave, but the sudden arrival of this voice made his uncontrollable eyebrows constrict, and he stayed in place and didn't want to leave.
Nothing else, just because the voice of this person seems to imply a certain kind of very special strength, and this kind of strength actually caused the throbbing of the magic power in his body, and the faint trembling sensation in the center of his eyebrows. , And made Ye Wushuang feel very surprised. Who is here, why can the magic power in his body show signs of instability just by saying a word
Turning his head hurriedly, Ye Wushuang immediately discovered that a thin guy was walking out of the place where the short and fat middle-aged man disappeared just now. With just a glance, this person left a deep impression on Ye Wushuang, not just because of his voice just now, nor because this person is so thin that makes people feel weird, but because of this person's pair of arms, they can actually be like apes. Same, you can touch the ground while standing!
"Ye Fei, what are you looking at, let's go!" If Miss Ruo felt nothing, she pulled Ye Wushuang, she wanted to rest. After such an incident last night, everyone looked limp and lacked energy and wanted to sleep. This is also a normal thing. But Ye Wushuang thought about going to bed for a while. He glanced at the skinny guy. He casually found an excuse, then sent Miss Ruoruo and the others back, and stayed alone to see what would happen. happen. However, Ye Wushuang made up his mind and immediately heard a sound of exclamation around him.
"Ape Zhong Liqi!"
"Why is he here!"
"Could it be that this inn has something to do with him!"
…
Numerous voices of discussion and inhaling cold breath immediately buzzed in the hall. However, at this time, no one seemed to dare to speak unscrupulously. Even Zhang San, the 100th-ranked sword of the Chinese Principality, immediately withdrew the long knife in his hand, looking at the skinny with uncertain eyes. The guy who looks at his hands shaking slightly, you can know that he must be nervous at this moment.
Ye Wushuang probably understands that when a person faces a master, he can't help being nervous, and looking at the attitudes of so many people present, Ye Wushuang also very simply judged that this guy named Zhong Liqi must be the Principality of China. There are several masters in it. Ye Wushuang even wanted to open his mouth to ask the people around him, but when he saw that everyone was looking nervously at the guy called the ape, he found it hard to speak.
Even the arrogant big knife Zhang San, after the great ape Zhong Liqi stopped, he consciously arched his hands and said in a very respectful tone: "Boy worships Senior Zhong."
"Forget it." Zhong Liqi, the ape, looked invincible. He glanced at Zhang San with disdain. He asked in a dull voice, "Just now, you were yelling, let us give it to you. What kind of mental compensation, isn't it?"
Dadao Zhang San was originally an arrogant guy. Under the gaze of Zhong Liqi, the ape will immediately become a docile guy than a kitten: "Senior, the kid doesn't know you are driving here, so please ask for the offense. Haihan."
The orangutan Zhong Liqi rolled his eyes weirdly, and Jie Jie said with a smile: "In this case, which hand you handed the weapon to Mr. Luo just now, just chop off which hand, I have the right to treat this matter. happen."
"Senior, this..." Zhang San was stunned immediately. Obviously, he didn't want to chop off one of his hands. He looked behind him, hoping to expect his companions to help, but under a glance, his original companions immediately lowered their heads as if avoiding the plague, pretending to not know him at all. . Seeing this phenomenon, Zhang San couldn't help cursing: "A bunch of scum!"
The thin, thin old man Zhong Liqi said with a quack again: "Junior, what are you doing in a daze, do you want me to do it myself?"
"I..." Zhang San was stunned. After looking around and making sure that he had no help at all, his expression became gloomy, but at this moment, he still drew out his long knife obediently and shook it in front of his eyes. After shaking, he gritted his teeth and suddenly slashed towards his other wrist!
"Snapped!"
Before Zhang San's long knife was cut to his wrist, the whole knife suddenly split with its handle, and fell to the ground with a snap. Zhang San himself also used the empty space because of his strength, he staggered for a while, and finally fell to the ground.
"This guy, is it necessary to be so scared!" Putting away the movements of his hands, Ye Wushuang felt even more strange in his heart. What is the origin of this guy called Orangutan Zhong Liqi, and why is he just saying something? Three seems to obediently chop his own hands. If it were Ye Wushuang himself, even if his opponent was strong and fierce, he would definitely not just crippled himself like this.
Fortunately, Ye Wushuang's eyes were quick and clear, and with several superimposed wind blades, he directly broke Zhang San's long knife, otherwise this guy would definitely chop off his hand.
Zhang San, who fell to the ground, was obviously taken aback for a while, looking at the bare hilt in his hand, he smiled sadly, then stood up and said to Orang Utan Zhong Liqi, "Senior, this... I don't know why. , A good knife, how could it break open for no reason."
"It's nothing to do with you!" The orangutan Zhong Liqi squinted his eyes, and just waved his arms slightly. Zhang San, who was standing not far from him, was blown up like a strong wind. It landed on the ground far away with a bang, and blood came out of the seven orifices. Even if it looked like he didn't die, it would be unclear. But at this time Da didn't have the mind to pay attention to Zhang San, because Zhong Liqi, the orangutan, was squinting his eyes and constantly scanning the crowd, seeming to be looking for something.
"Could this guy feel that I'm using magic?" Ye Wushuang choked, but countless thoughts were tumbling in his heart. Obviously, this thin old man would not look around for no reason. If he hadn't noticed the fluctuations of his magic, he wouldn't have made such movements, and when the old man first appeared on the stage, Ye Wushuang also clearly felt that he seemed to have something very mysterious to the magic in his body. Influence.
However, Ye Wushuang decided that this guy should have only found someone making a mess, and he shouldn't know that the person who took the shot was himself. Thinking of this, Ye Wushuang, like most people, lowered his head very quickly, making a look that he didn't dare to look at the ape Zhong Liqi.
Sure enough, the guy didn't find that Ye Wushuang was the ghost of Ye Wushuang. After searching for a while to no avail, the guy immediately shouted: "Who was just now, stand up by yourself, otherwise don't me blame someone Zhong for being cruel, and wait for you all. All slaughtered!"
With just such a loud shout, Ye Wushuang could feel that there seemed to be something very mysterious in the air. He was swimming incessantly. He wanted to try to distinguish what those mysterious things were, but carefully. After sensing for a while, he couldn't distinguish anything, and when the great ape Zhong Liqi fell to the ground with a loud shout, Ye Wushuang was even more surprised to find that most of the people present had blood oozing from the corners of their mouths and nostrils.
The more unbearable ones fell directly to the ground, limp into a ball.
"what happened?"
Ye Wushuang blinked his eyes and looked at a group of people with some puzzlement. He couldn't understand at all, what caused these people to bleed from their noses. Just as Ye Wushuang was thinking about the reasons for this, he suddenly felt vigilant, and a light breeze swayed slightly around him, and then a figure suddenly appeared beside him, grabbing his arm and said: " Boy, dare to make a fool of someone in front of someone in my Zhong, you are so courageous."
Turning his head and looking, Ye Wushuang immediately saw Zhong Liqi's thin old face, and under the click of this orangutan Zhong Liqi, his whole body was incredibly weak, and there was a burst of weakness!