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In our country of Chen, if you have money, you are a master. If a man has money, he will have three wives and four concubines, and if a woman has money, he will serve three husbands and four servants. In a true sense, equality between men and women has been achieved.
But being called a master, I am actually quite unhappy about it. I was like a flower in ten miles and eight villages back then. Calling and calling, my Sanqi girl was called Sanba...
Speaking of that day, I was squatting in the backyard to eat small fried chicken, when I heard Lian Er rushing over, shouting loudly: "Master is not good, master is not good!"
I hastily stuffed the little chicken into the flowerbed, wiped my body with my hands, turned my hands behind my back and looked up at her angrily: "Why are you shouting, master, I'm fine!"
Lian'er stuck out her tongue, her little face was flushed, obviously out of breath.
"Master, the third and fourth sons are arguing!"
Headache, why is it noisy again, can we stop for two days
"Let the second son calm down the chaos!" I waved my hand and said.
"Second Young Master has gone out!"
"Master!"
"The eldest son is taking a nap."
I'm depressed, I'm upset, I'm pulling my hair, I'm running when I hear a loud clang in the front yard.
Damn, my antique vase, my emerald glass, those prodigal sons, if they see the master has money, they will smash it with their lives, right
When I ran to the front yard, according to incomplete estimates, at least a thousand taels had been broken on the ground. I was so distressed that I burst into tears, that must be a little fried chicken that can last for several lifetimes! I raised my head and said softly to Mr. Qiao Si who was lying on the roof: "Baby, don't make trouble, come down..."
After hearing what I said, Qiao Si not only didn't obey, but took Qiao up, turned his face away, snorted, and remained silent as usual.
Gritting my teeth in my heart, do these two young masters in my family insist on torturing me to death
Turning his face, he saw Tang San holding another vase in his hand, oh oh oh, tribute from the previous court! I stretched out my hands tremblingly, "Darling, put down the vase, be careful not to hit your feet."
Mr. Tang San was obviously unhappy because I talked to Qiao Si first, he hooked the corners of his mouth and squeezed out a sneer. "Master, do I look more like a soft persimmon?"
No, none of you are alike, master, I am the soft persimmon...
I'm depressed, I'm annoyed, I'm pulling my hair, I'm stuck in the door to accept such a bunch of "servant servants", I knew that Qi people are not a blessing, the ancients are sincere and do not bully, but where can I return the goods? My lord, I am in the morning and I am a thief!
"Si'er, don't climb so high, it's dangerous. San'er, don't hold this vase, it's too heavy." I persuaded from left to right, but the left and right are different, and the servants are gentle and considerate. Why are the two of us like gunpowder? What about barrels!
Have you ever seen a child throw a tantrum? That is, you can't coax them, the more you coax them, the more energetic they will be!
I heard a crisp sound, and my two hundred taels were gone again. Unable to bear the stimulation, my heart twitched, and I yelled twice, and slowly lay down on the ground, yelling loudly: "Ouch, ouch, it hurts me to death!" Yes, my heart hurts..."
I want to lie in Lian'er's arms, half-opening my eyes to observe the situation, Lian'er is clever, and said loudly: "Master, what's wrong, master, don't scare me, master, your hands are so cold!"
My hands are cold, my heart is cold...
Tang San ran over and grabbed my hand, obviously also frightened: "Master, are you okay? Is your heart hurting again?"
I nodded with a bitter face.
Joe Si also jumped off the roof. I peeked at it, and it was good that I didn't fall.
"Lian'er, why don't you tell Xiao Wu to go!" Tang San shouted.
Lian'er let out an oh, and hurried away. Qiao Si pulled me out of Tang San's arms, and asked worriedly: "Does your heart hurt?" He stretched out his hand towards my chest.
Tang San pushed his hand away, and said angrily: "The master is not angry with you, you go away!"
I was speechless, I was pissed off by the two of you.
Qiao Si was slapped by this, and he really got mad again, and he and Tang San were in a war of words, ouch, my heart...
I yelled and successfully interrupted their battle again.
Alas, sooner or later I will get sick from anger.
"What's the matter, Master?" On the other side, Yan Wu walked over with a lazy and smiling voice, Tang San and Qiao Si hurriedly made room for him. Yan Wu, that old fox, must have known from Lian Er's description that I was pretending to be sick, alas, I am pretending, if one day I am really sick, and he still comes here so leisurely, master, I will die unjustly up.
But I have pretended so many times, and I still have no success in dealing with Tang San and Qiao Si. Sure enough, my darling loves me. hey~
Thinking of this, I felt sour first.
Angrily, I was pulled closer to my arms by Yan Wu, and put a hand on my wrist pretendingly, "Well... I am in a hurry, my old disease has relapsed, and I need acupuncture." He hugged me and ignored me Tang San Qiao Si's reaction was to carry me back to Yanyuan.
I leaned against his chest, wanting to cry. "Xiao Wu, master, I really want to die."
Yan Wu said coolly: "My lord, you have been a disaster for thousands of years. With the help of my genius doctor Yan, you will definitely not die."
I twitched the corner of my mouth and pinched his chest.
He hissed, gritted his teeth and said, "Master, you're stealing the chicken again!"
Oops, misstep!
My greasy hands have betrayed me, and the smell of the little oily chicken on my body will definitely not be able to hide from the nose of his genius doctor Yan!
I hastily changed the subject. "Xiao Wu, where did your Brother Tao go!"
Yan Wu frowned in dissatisfaction. If he hadn't held me with both hands, he would have stretched out his hands to pinch me—he had already pinched me on the waist. tears…
"Tao Er wants to raise you, rice bug. How can you be so leisurely as you, hiding in the backyard and stealing small fried chicken, let him know... hum, hehe..." Yan Wu squinted his beautiful phoenix eyes, showing that he wanted to make me uncomfortable. Nice smile.
Cut, if the threat is useful, my master, I have already lost all my bones!
"When will Tao Er come back?" I asked him without hesitation.
"It's three days later. If it's faster, you can see him when you have dinner."
Alas, "Then when did he leave?"
Yan Wu despised me a bit. "You are so full of thoughts, you never cared when Tao Er left?"
I smiled obsequiously: "Where, I still care about you, I knew Yan Xiaowu would definitely stay at home and wait for my master to call me!"
Yan Wu twitched the corners of his mouth. "He left yesterday. He said he was going back to Baihong Villa. The owner of the villa gave up his huge foundation for such a disaster to give you money to support the 'servant'. Those who heard it were really sad, and those who saw it burst into tears!"
What kind of genius doctor do you think he is? He has simply gone astray. He is going to talk in teahouses. All restaurants have to close down. He is going to be a lobbyist.
"Xiao Wu, my leg is not hurt, please let me down." I hung on his neck and said when I met Tang San Qiao Si's line of sight.
"Tell me, do you want to abolish Tang San Qiao Si's martial arts?" Yan Wu asked me seriously.
"Farewell. Didn't they not show their true skills when they quarreled?" As far as the firepower of the young master of the Tang Sect and the young master of the Secret Sect were to be fully fired, my Li Mansion would have been in a mess long ago.
When I said that the use of force is not allowed in family fights, I was indeed a visionary—among this group of people, I was also the weakest in fighting power.
Every time I think about it, worry comes from it, and I can't stop it...
I looked at the position of the sun, and when I thought of the half chicken that had been thrown in the flower garden, I couldn't help feeling another burst of heartache. Depending on the time, it's time for the master to get up, how about some pastries
Slipping away from the back door of Yanyuan, I went straight to Shenyuan.
Shen Yuan is hidden in the bamboo forest, looking at it from a distance, there is a coolness rushing towards my face, which makes me feel relaxed and happy!
People arrived before the sound, and I yelled loudly: "Master, Yu'er is hungry..."
In Xiaozhuxuan, the fairy in white clothes sweeping the floor and black silk shawl is my dear master.
Without further ado, I crawled directly into his lap and nestled in his arms, smelling the tea fragrance on his body which was different from that of Yan Wu, and I sighed comfortably. The medicinal fragrance on Yan Wu's body was okay when I first met him, but after really going through such a period of time, I smelled the fragrance and my face changed.
Mr. Shen of our Li Mansion is really different. He is clean and solemn, gentle like water, and elegant like a chrysanthemum...
The master rubbed my heart and said with a smile, "You just came from Yan Wu's place?"
I sighed, "Master is a fortune teller."
The master smiled and pulled out a herbal stalk from my hair. That Yan Wu, who likes to be petty, knew that he didn't want to see my master, because I called others in twos, threes, fours, and only the master was special. .
I hugged him, rubbing the tip of my nose against his chest. "hungry… "
He must take a nap for half an hour every day when the time comes. After waking up, he will drink tea and have some refreshments, then dance, read books and play chess. This habit has been going on for several years. If someone disturbs his rest, although he will not Like Tang San and Qiao Si, he is furious, but the curvature of the corner of his mouth will be reduced by three points, and the smile in his eyes will be reduced by seven points. My master has always been a very gentle person when he came down from the court, and there must be a smile in his eyes. Someone once said that when Layman Dongli has no smile in his eyes, it will be the time when the Kingdom of Chen falls.
Although this is not right, it is not far away.
Shen Yuan's refreshment chefs are top-notch, and the refreshments are unique and delicious. Even a carnivore like me can't help but twitch my index finger.
I almost ate two dishes with the hands of the master, sucked his index finger by the way, looked up and saw a piece of light pink behind his ear, my heart was so turbulent, even the heartache of losing the little chicken was healed.
"Yu'er, don't steal the chicken from now on."
My smile froze on my face.
Why don't you just steal a little fried chicken, what's the matter, it looks like I committed a crime, and the master is still so heartbroken...
The master gave me a hug and kissed my forehead—it was a superficial touch—knowing that the former prime minister had a thin skin, I was content and happy. "Yu'er, your health is not good, you need to take good care of it, and don't be greedy for a moment."
Master, master, you really are a good teacher.
"I haven't eaten meat for a long, long time..." I was depressed, annoyed, and pulled my hair. "Master, if you don't eat meat, you will die..."
"I've seen the recipe Yan Wu arranged for you. How come there is no meat?"
"Ah!" I wanted to cry without tears, "It's all medicinal food, without any oil or water, I want to eat delicious and greasy roast chicken!"
"Yu'er..." The master sighed again, I blinked my eyes to look at him, swallowed my saliva at his fair and slender neck, my eyes were like autumn water with smoke, my lips were like cherry pistils, no wonder so many people lost their lovesickness for him back then , he stuck a flower in my pile of cow dung...
Pooh! Zhuge Liang said, it is not advisable to underestimate yourself and use injustice as a metaphor!
"Master, it's okay if you don't eat the chicken." I scratched the wall—if there is no wall, I can scratch the master, "Let me eat you!"
As soon as the words came out of my mouth, I knew I had committed a crime of lust.
There is no way, I am infatuated with the master, this problem cannot be corrected for many years. When I met him when I was seven years old, I knew that my life would be ruined.
The master's body froze for a moment, but he probably got used to it, and soon returned to normal. "Let's talk about it when you stop stealing it." The master said lightly, which made my eyes stare.
Don't steal it, just eat it openly
The three-yuan champion Shen Dongli's words cannot be understood on the surface...
I rested my chin in thought, got hit on the forehead again, covered my forehead in aggrieved look, and saw Master staring at me with shame and anger, which I call "anger". "Don't think about it."
Master really understands me...
After eating and drinking, I lay in the master's arms and listened to the piano for a while. After listening to the master tell a few stories in a low voice, my eyelids gradually became heavy, and I vaguely remembered that there was an important thing I hadn't done yet. What is it...