Tang San said as if offering a treasure: "I bought this bird with a pair of Lihuoxuan ice darts. It's precious, and I heard it can speak human language."
I propped my chin, and boredly glanced at the colorful bird in the cage. When did my lord degenerate into playing with birds
I lazily said: "My lord, I think that all the bears in the world are like bears, and all the birds in the world are like birds. This bird may not taste much better than a little chicken." I added A sentence: "There is not as much oily chicken."
The master chuckled and turned his face away.
Come on, I know you're eavesdropping. I smiled and gave him a wink, but unfortunately he didn't see it.
Tang San became angry when he heard it, and threw the cage on the table, "I am here to accompany you to entertain you, not to amuse you!"
Yo, this wording and sentence making have been improved to a higher level!
The startled colorful human-speaking bird was fluttering its wings in the cage, and suddenly cried out "Ouch, Ouch", the sound was exactly like my master when I was pretending to be dead!
I was stunned!
Even the master couldn't help but look back, rubbed his chin with his fingers, and said as if enlightened: "It turns out that he can really speak human language."
Tang San smiled triumphantly, "Look, I said it can talk, right?"
I put my finger into the cage to tease its belly, the dead bird hid and was finally cornered by me—damn, the arm got stuck! I have gained weight recently!
The dead bird was sticking to the other end of the cage, laughing at me, my lord.
"Little bird, come and listen to the sound of 'Master'~" I hooked my fingers towards it.
The dead bird stuck out its chubby belly and ignored me.
I withdrew my hand expressionlessly, raised my head and said to Tang San: "Bring a little fried chicken, let it know what will happen to me if I offend the master!"
Tang San gave me a blank look, "Come on, you're still competing with a bird."
"Ah bah!" I spat at him, "Obviously this bird has competed with me, master! I am in a depressed mood, master, and you still find a dead bird to piss me off."
Tang San was not happy anymore, sat down on the chair, raised his legs and stared at me, "Don't you know what's good!"
My eyes swept back and forth on his slender legs ambiguously, and said with a smile: "I know you love the master, but you can use other methods! What do you want to do with a bird? It can't be eaten or played with." Our third son This thin waist, narrow buttocks and long legs-it looks suitable to be carried on the shoulders and around the waist!
Tang San was swept away by my Hongguoguo eyes, and immediately felt uncomfortable, put down his legs, and stared at me sternly: "Master, you are really a rascal!"
Damn, it's easy for me to be called a hooligan by a man! Of course, he was neither the first nor the last, so I said sternly: "Yan Wu said, even if I am a hooligan, master, I am also a rare female hooligan in the world! Except for you guys, I have no eyes for others, sir. Don't blink!"
Tang San has a loud voice, but his mouth is not that strong. Facing a serious rascal like me, an ordinary person, he has to admit defeat.
Seeing the blush on Tang San's face, Master, I couldn't help but feel a wave of emotion. Others say that I love Master, respect Tao Er, take pity on Qiao Si, and flatter Yan Wu. I always choose my tone when speaking to these four people, but when it comes to Tang San, I always make jokes and often make him fly into a rage, sir. I am still idle.
Am I not liking Tang San? No, sir, I do love him. This so-called love love means that you love me.
Tang San's temper comes and goes quickly. Master, I teased him a little bit, and he frowned like a cat whose tail has been stepped on. When he was about to pounce on me and scratch my face, I whispered a few soft words , touched his head, and he immediately behaved.
Everyone's way of getting along is different, master, I can still be sure, if I want to treat Tang San like Qiao Si, he will probably give me a blank look, and say: "Did you not take your medicine today?" go…
As the saying goes, a bitch has his own grind, probably this is the truth. His pot has to be matched with a lid like mine, and he will feel uncomfortable if he doesn't come to let me take a few shots every day. If he hadn't met me, he would probably be Tao Er's sister-in-law and the head of the Tang Sect by now. I don't know if his temper can be matched with Tao Yan, the third lady of Baihong Villa.
Back then, in order to avoid Yan Wu's pursuit, I followed Tao Yan's wedding team from Baihong Villa all the way to Shuzhong, and stayed in Yuzhou Xiaolinxuan outside Tangjiabao. Miss Tao San doesn't really dislike this political marriage, she just keeps urging me to help her visit Tangjiabao at night to see what the legendary red-clothed Vulcan looks like.
I was not acclimatized at that time, so I yawned and couldn't say it. She stepped on my back with her hips crossed, and snorted, "Didn't you call yourself Haidongqing, why can't you even fly to Tangjiabao?" go in?"
I looked back at her and said, "The aggressive method, sister, I haven't used it since I was three years old."
She begged me again with a downcast face, I couldn't stand it any longer, and if I didn't think about it, I would be disturbed by her and I wouldn't be able to sleep, so I changed into my night clothes and went.
Tangjiabao's fort protection formation is known as a thousand changes, and there are thousands of changes in it. In fact, it doesn't matter how many kinds, what is important is that all hidden weapons and poison tests in Tangjiabao are carried out in this formation, and those who fall into the formation People become their guinea pigs.
When I was young, I was so strong that I could say that I could not fall from a cliff to my death. When I was thirteen, I often went to Ouchi for a night tour. I really didn’t pay much attention to the mere Tangjiabao at the beginning, but it was because of this that I underestimated the enemy and killed me. Miserable for me.
Tangjiabao was split into the Hidden Weapon Sect and the Poison Sect several decades ago, and it has been passed down in the middle of Sichuan for hundreds of years. In this generation, there is a Tang Si who is proficient in the two schools, and there is a tendency to combine the two schools into one. It was only because the rival Lei Jiabao had been obstructing him that Tang Si had no choice but to marry Baihong Villa and get the support of the Tao family.
In fact, these have nothing to do with me, I just heard them by chance. The problem is that the Tangjiabao is too big, with too many branches. I don’t know where Tang Si lives in this large house. The only thing I know is that he likes to wear red clothes—it’s said that he won’t be discovered by the enemy because of injuries and bleeding. . This reason is very cool, much better than being handsome.
That night, I flew around Tangjiabao for a long time without finding Tang Si. When I was lying on a roof to check, I was spotted by the owner of the room. A dart was shot at me. Fortunately, I hid quickly, otherwise I would look at things later. You have to turn a blind eye.
At that time, I ran away without hesitation, and the man chased me out without hesitation. I took time out of my busy schedule to glance back, and fortunately, under the clear moonlight, I saw his sword-shaped eyebrows slanting into his temples, his eyes were like stars, so bright that he was ugly, and he was extremely handsome, but the words he said were not very pleasant: "Xiao Thieves stop!"
I didn't steal anything or anyone, which eye of yours saw me as a thief!
I snorted, quickened my pace, and he immediately drew out the hidden weapon—I had prepared for it, but what I didn't expect was that when he made a move, it was the Rainstorm Pear Blossom Needle, one of the three signature hidden weapons of the Tang Sect.
At that time, I was stunned. I used the golden cicada to escape the shell in a flash. In fact, I took off my clothes and escaped for my life. Fortunately, I wore an extra piece, otherwise I would be naked. Even so, I was still pierced by a few needles, and my body immediately went numb, and I fell straight into the winter lake—I just threw Yanli into the lake not long ago Here, this world news came too fast!
The lake water soon covered my head, and I was a little flustered, but I was sure that person would come down to catch me as a "little thief", so I was relatively at ease.
Sure enough, he threw himself into the lake almost immediately, passed his hand under my arm, and pulled me out of the water.
As soon as I came out of the water, I honestly sprayed water all over his face. He was furious, with a stinky expression of eating poop.
I was really sick at that time. I was so frightened and frozen in the winter that I almost died. Seeing that he couldn't help but want to kill me, I lazily shouted: "I am Miss Tao San, if you dare to kill me, I will kill your whole family!"
The hand froze in mid-air.
Later I asked him, didn't you wear red clothes all the time, why did you wear white clothes that night
He said bitterly: "Who wears red pajamas to sleep at night!" Yes, it's too sexy...
If I had known that he was Tang Si, I could have been a messenger matchmaker, and I wouldn't have caused so many oolongs.
I don't know how I came back to Xiao Linxuan that night. Anyway, I had a fever for several days. I just heard that the head of the Tang Sect was desperate to divorce, saying that he would rather die than marry such a saltless shrew.
Tao Yan was so angry that she shattered all the vases in the room. In terms of breaking vases, she and Tang Si are definitely a couple.
Anyway, I died before I left my teacher, and I lay in bed for six or seven days, and I didn't know anything about what happened outside.
All the people who met me, whether Tao Er or Yan Wu, were all unlucky, only Tang San made me unlucky. Slowly, I was relieved that bad luck is a kind of luck that will never be missed, sooner or later.