Tao Er hadn't come back when it was dark. I looked around for a while, and I couldn't help being hungry, so I moved my chopsticks first.
Yan Wu gave me a strange look.
"Are you a reincarnation of a starving ghost? Why do you eat so much?"
Lian'er covered her mouth and smiled. "Master is the reincarnation of a pervert."
I heard! I heard!
I glared at Lian'er resentfully. "What's the difference, I can't get enough to eat anyway..."
Several people choked on the tea at the scene, the thin-skinned ones like master Qiao Si lowered their heads, Tang San winked at me, Yan Wu sat next to me, and directly leaned into my ear and blew. "So resentful, but are you blaming us for not doing our best?"
I shuddered, I just complained to the master, don't get me wrong...
But I don't have the guts to say that, so I just shut up and eat.
How much I miss my second elder brother Tao, with him around, how can this group of people dare to rebel against me? Even Yan Wu is obedient to him, he really deserves to be the leader of the alliance.
After dinner, I led Lian Er to the street, oh no, it was Lian Er who led me to the street.
In our family, I am the master in name, but in fact Tao Er ranks the highest, because he is the number one in martial arts, uses violence to control violence, and earns money to support the family. Among a group of warriors, he is the only one with knowledge, and he is the number one in literature. Three, four, five are basically tied for third, because no one is convinced. Next is Lian'er. Although she is not the housekeeper, she takes care of me. (Master, I really want to cry TT) Then there is the red eagle, it is Tao Er’s favorite bird, it eats better than me every day... Then,,...
When I got to East Street, I was finally in line. Behind me were the two stone lions at the gate of Li's mansion. That's the end of it.
Today is the Shangyuan Festival. A group of young people stood under the century-old tree at Dongjiekou and threw up red ribbons. It is said that wishes were written on them. If they were thrown on the branches, the wishes would come true.
Lian Er seemed quite interested, she turned to me and said, "Master, do you want to come and play too?"
I glanced at her and said lightly: "The money bag is in your hands, you can play as you like."
Because Tao Er said that women become bad when they have money, so I am the poorest in my family.
It made me want to cry.
Lian'er probably saw that my expression was really bad, so she came over to comfort me and said, "Master, don't be sad, let's throw a red silk for fun."
Under the tree, someone is selling red silk, twenty yuan a piece, it is a robbery, enough for me to buy a small chicken!
Tao Er said that Li Yingyu's world is made up of small fried chickens, and small fried chickens are my general equivalent. It's just to the point.
I snorted and said, "Buying all the red silk is not enough to finish my master's wish!"
Lian'er also imitated me, snorted and crossed her arms. "Master, you are too greedy!"
I counted with my fingers in a low voice: "First, I wish that there will be a little oily chicken to eat every day; second, that the master will take the initiative to dedicate himself; third, that the third and fourth will not quarrel; fourth, that Yan and Wu will not force me to drink medicine; fifth, that Tao Er will give me pocket money Qian Hua, Liu Wish Lian'er be gentle with me..."
Lian'er interrupted me with black lines all over her head. "Master, don't go too far!"
I squatted under the tree and drew circles. "I knew you didn't want to see me..."
Lian Er gave a piece of red silk. "You are only allowed to make one wish!"
Isn't this embarrassing, I would rather she give me twenty cents directly, then I can realize my first wish immediately.
I am depressed, I am troubled, I pull my hair... (This habit will appear frequently in this article...)
In the end, I wrote a wish: "May all my wishes come true and I will be free to do whatever I want..."
I wrote all the words on the red silk, and then I put my hands away in satisfaction. I looked around, but I couldn't see Lian'er...
I'm squatting too low, can't she see me
That's right, with so many people, it's easy to get lost. I laughed...
Just as I was thinking, someone accidentally kicked my butt, and I fell forward in a very unglamorous posture.
"Ouch..." I frowned and cried, if my family knew that someone dared to kick my ass, then this person would never be able to sit on the bench for the rest of his life. There is an unwritten rule in our family: I can beat the master, but you can't.
Generally speaking, at such a time, there should be a young master Pian Pianjia descending from the sky, stretching out a white and slender hand to me, and saying affectionately: "Are you all right?"
Then I held his hand stupidly and shyly and stood up, crashing into his arms...
But the fact is that I have already passed such a youthful age, and now I am full of resentment, like a dissatisfied woman cursing the gods and Buddhas in the sky, rubbing my buttocks and standing up, falling into the crowd again, being pushed and shoved unconsciously where to go.
When I stopped, I finally found where I was.
Three consecutive painting boats by the river, choose the oiran!
There is fun to watch!
I threw away the black red silk that had been trampled to pieces—this showed from the side that my wish was completely impossible to realize—and rushed into the crowd.
Three consecutive painting boats, only heard their voices and never came in person!
This is the most famous gold selling cave in Los Angeles. It not only provides services for men, but also accepts women's business. I heard that the girl who serves tea and water in it can be an oiran in an ordinary brothel.
This is what our country of Chen is good at, with open folk customs and equality between men and women. Men and women are the same. If you have money and power, you can have three wives, four concubines, three husbands and four attendants. There are Baihualou and Baicaolou.
Although I have five servants, I have no money, it is true. So the rich sat in the best seats and waited to bid, while the poor like me could only squeeze in the riverside and watch the excitement from afar.
I helped my crooked hair crown. At this time, it is more advantageous to travel as a man. Although men and women are equal, women are still more reserved. That is to say, they are boring, and they generally don’t crowd with men like this Besides, today is the election of the oiran, so women don't like to join in the fun. First, they hurt themselves, and second, they are afraid of being misunderstood that they have special sexual interests.
Not long after, I heard a chorus from the three ships, and the sky-high fireworks illuminated half of the river. I covered my ears and raised my head to giggle. At this time, I couldn't find any other expressions except giggles.
Because by the light of the fire, I clearly saw the Second Young Master Tao who was said to be back to work in Baihong Villa.
At this moment, the Second Young Master Tao was dressed in lake green brocade, holding an ebony and gold silk fan in his hand, his eyebrows flew into his temples, his aura was imposing, and the slight breeze on the river brushed his hair around his ears, which was really alluring.
The girl across from him stared straight at him.
Tao Er, you still smile at people...
Master, my heart is sour, it is more sour than eating green apricot seeds, I wish I could step on his handsome face and stamp "Master Li's personal belongings" on it!
I can't do it, sir, my heart is about to hurt again, I clutch my chest and squeeze back, I don't watch any oiran elections.
But as soon as I squeezed out of the crowd, I regretted it again.
Mother, why should you be allowed to whore, and I am not allowed to take aim! It's fine if you don't take me with you on the three consecutive boats, but now you still hide it from me!
Is it amazing to be rich!
I made a decision!
I'm going to eat Bawang chicken!