"San'er, let me pinch my face, master." I sighed melancholy, and hooked my fingers at him.
Tang San froze for a moment, slapped my hand off, gritted his teeth and shouted affectionately; "Master..."
I spread my hands helplessly, turned around and teased Si Xiaoniao, "Die Xiaoniao, Si Xiaoniao, master, I and you are so sympathetic..."
The dead bird grabbed my hand and quickly flew to the corner.
With a dark face, I withdrew my hand, wiped Tang San's body a few times, then lifted the birdcage and said: "Go, let the master go for a walk with the bird."
Tang San was startled for a moment, "You want to go out?"
I turned my head to look at the master, "Master, I've thought about it, what you said makes sense, anyway, I've changed my appearance now, and Master Fang won't recognize me, so it's no big deal if I just go for a walk." Then I regretted He said to Tang San calmly, "It suddenly occurred to me that we met in front of Young Master Fang, so you should stay at home, Master, I can just go out by myself."
The master put down the book slowly, and said slowly, "Since you want to go out, I won't stop you."
I was overjoyed, and heard the master continue to say: "The master is waiting for you to come back in Shenyuan." As he spoke, he stood up from the soft couch, turned around curlingly, turned his face away and sighed softly, Walking inside the house, I was left with an extremely lonely back, which made my heart throb again.
I Yuyu put down the birdcage and sighed: "Forget it, I'll stay with Master."
Knowing that he deliberately made such a lonely look, I still couldn't help but feel heartbroken. Both of them knew that the master was too soft-hearted, and they would pinch my weaknesses hard, but the master was just like this.
sorrow!
I was angry with myself, squatted in the yard and continued to be in a daze, watching the ants move very bored.
Tang San looked at me with a complicated face, and squatted side by side with me. "Master, besides going out to play, what else do you want to do? May I accompany you?"
My heart went numb again, I squinted at Tang San, and blew a kiss, "San'er, the master didn't love you for nothing. If you really love the master, then find a way to get that young master Fang away."
Tang San sighed: "I want to too, but it's hard to do. The eldest son is right, he came here with impure motives, no matter how he chases him away, he can't be driven away."
I was surprised, "Oh, is this guy thicker than my master?"
Tang San nodded: "Who says it's not? He is unmoved by express hints, it seems that he wants to ruin our Li family!"
"Should let Si'er send him to heaven!" I gritted my teeth and said. "San'er, there will be another annoying guy coming in a few days. The master said, let him live in Dingyuan, which is the farthest from the main courtyard. The door there is a separate, relatively independent small courtyard. Just rent him for a few days."
"Master, do you want to drive him away?"
I nodded melancholy and said: "San'er, you don't know. That man is a broken sleeve. He has been coveting Master for a long time. I'm afraid that when he comes, he will find that the five young masters of me are all like flowers and jade. …”
"He dares!" Tang San said angrily with enmity, but it's a pity that the little Jiujiu in his heart can't hide from the master, my insight is like a torch.
"I'm just afraid of lust. Why do you think he was relegated to Los Angeles? It's because he molested the doctor Yushi! That's the hardest iron gun among the three gongs and nine ministers. He dares to hit it. If you say he dares Don't you dare?"
Tang San was silent for a while, Fang said: "Why are people in the imperial capital so shameless?" One is Fang Xiaohou, and the other is Mo Wei, brown candy, which can't be shaken off.
I nodded with sympathy, then shook my head again, "Don't confuse Master with the three of us!"
Tang San:"… "
At my instigation, Tang San finally went to Dingyuan to set up some traps, which would not hurt his life, but would definitely make him suffer.
Hmph, is my territory a mess? Is my person easy to touch? If I don't give you some color, let's see how you open a dyeing workshop
Two days later, Mo Wei said that the man had already arrived outside the city, but by coincidence, the young master Fang had also taken the wind to go out for an outing. The master was afraid of meeting the young master Fang, so he didn't go out of the city to pick him up. This made me laugh for a long time, and secretly said: Yes!
Master Fang Xiaohou kidnapped Tao Er from our family to accompany him, and Tao Er asked Yan Wu to pick up Mo Wei. Tang San and I went to Dingyuan to see his arrangement. (Ah, so many people, the master is confused...)
Three ox hair needles were inserted into the doorknob, and the needles were coated with aphrodisiac. What is aphrodisiac? It’s the antidote for aphrodisiac, the effect is just the opposite, people will not be able to work for ten days and a half months... (produced by Daewoo branch in Dongcai City, use Hexie brand aphrodisiac, he is good, and I am also good! Take aphrodisiac, otaku Save paper, house girl, save electricity! - make soy sauce ~)
Moreover, there is a mechanism on the door. When the door is opened, there will be flour sprinkled on the front door, which will definitely fascinate your eyes!
Beads that are hard to distinguish with the naked eye were sprinkled on the ground, and the curtains were all pulled down, making it even more difficult to see the gray area, and the eyes were fascinated, so once you come in and step on it, hehe...
There is a basin of water by the window sill. If you use this basin of water to wash your eyes, then congratulations. The water contains Tangmen’s secret itch powder. Once it touches your skin, it will definitely make you itch. The effect is not long-lasting , just half an hour, half an hour later, the face will be swollen into Shandong steamed buns...
If you think the light is not good and you want to open the curtain, don’t blame me for not reminding you, there is a tough bamboo hidden there, as long as you pull it, it will hit people...
I patted Tang San on the shoulder in satisfaction, "San'er, your arrangement is very suitable for me, but it's too insidious!"
Tang San was silent for a moment, "Master, didn't you do this exactly as you ordered?"
I covered my mouth in surprise and said, "San'er, what are you talking about? Master, I don't know anything!"
Tang San couldn't bear it anymore, he carried me over to give me a fuck, still shouting: "Master, I've wanted to beat you up for a long time!"
You can beat me up if you want, but don't hit me in the face, alas, kissing is not like this, don't bite my lips!
Panting and struggling to get out of Tang San's arms, I took a few deep breaths and said angrily: "San'er, don't bite me next time you kiss me, it will hurt to eat."
Tang San smiled nonchalantly after he was full, in the standard old man's style - crossing the river and destroying bridges.
"Master, they are here."
Tang San said something, took me into his arms and flew to the designated location to hide, ready to watch the play, but unexpectedly there was already a person hidden here—Joe Si.
I was stunned for a moment, and saw Qiao Si's silent and handsome face. Although he looked expressionless, I vaguely felt the entanglement in his heart, so I leaned over to give him a poke, and touched his face. "Next time, don't stand silently like this, you will scare the master! You know the master has a bad heart..."
Qiao Si nodded slightly, then turned to look at the person coming from a distance.
I looked at the few people who came along the way—Fang Xiaohou, Mo Wei, Tao Er, Yan Wu...
Suddenly I thought of a serious problem.
"San'er..." I said slowly, "What if Tao Eryanwu opened the door?"
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Tang San turned pale long before I said this, for some reason, Qiao Si seemed a little happier.
Tang San gritted his teeth and said: "I'll lure them away!"
As he spoke, he pushed me into Qiao Si's arms, then went around from behind and slipped behind them, pretending to have just caught up with them.
Let's say this kid is heartless, but sometimes, he's pretty bad.
Qiao Si hugged me with both hands. He was tall. I sat on the tree in his arms. I imagined that I was like a big monkey hugging a small monkey, so I couldn't help laughing.
"What are you laughing at?" He asked me strangely.
"I'm laughing that someone is going to be unlucky." I excitedly grabbed his hand and watched the group of people getting closer to the trap. I don't know what they are talking about. It seems that Fang Xiaohou and Mo Wei are very different. Tang San pesters Tao Er and Yan Wu to talk. Seeing the door, Tao Er is about to reach out to open the door, but San'er grabs him hand, Mo Wei wanted to reach out to open it, but was glared at by Master Fang, and grabbed the doorknob first.
Seeing Young Master Fang bouncing up "like" being pricked by a needle, several other people hurried forward to check it out. Mo Wei was shaking his fan while smiling lightly, with his fox eyes slightly raised, why? It seems that they are all malicious.
The ox hair needle is so thin that it cannot be seen, and it stings once it is pricked, and the evidence of the crime was destroyed immediately. Young Master Fang probably wouldn't have guessed that it was coated with aphrodisiac...
The myrrh came to Mo Wei, and the medicine came to Fang Xiaohou, too!
Fang Xiaohou stood by the door with his hands covered, Mo Wei shook his head with a smile, stretched out his hand and opened the door, and suddenly saw a white shadow rushing toward his face, Mo Wei's eyes were quick, and he fanned wildly in his hand, and saw the flour flying around. Everyone is shrouded in mist...
After a long while, the three sons of my family who are skilled in martial arts are safe and sound, and Mo Wei, who is fanning furiously with a fan in his hand, is also fine. Only Young Master Fang, who was at the nearest place to Mo Wei, was slapped with snow white by Mo Wei, Became a real little boy...
I bit Joe Si's arm and laughed wildly. Fang Xiaohou, I really didn't mean it, you asked for it!
Qiao Si stroked my twitching back and said in a low voice, "Second brother is looking at you."
My back stiffened and I didn't dare to look up. "He found me?"
Qiao Si seemed to sigh very lowly. "Master, besides you, who else in our family would do such a thing?"
I forced a laugh, "It doesn't matter, Tao Er won't punish me for an insignificant person."
Joe Si was silent.
Fang Xiaohou who was blinded over there entered the room under the guidance of Mo Wei, and then heard a loud noise, Fang Xiaohou fell to the ground! This time, Mo Wei did not survive, but he was dragged down by Fang Xiaohou. Fang Xiaohou not only fell, but also acted as a back. I couldn't see clearly. Struggle on the ground, that scene is really disharmonious...
Judging from the current trend, it is estimated that Fang Xiaohou's bad luck is about to run wild all the way.
If Mo Wei can't be dealt with, it's better to kill the chicken to make an example to the monkey.
I nodded in satisfaction, stopped reading, raised my head and said to Mo Wei, "Si Er, take me back to Shen Garden."
As soon as the voice fell, the figure rose into the air.
Among the five sons, only Qiao Si's Kung Fu and Tang San's hidden weapon can catch up to me. Tang San's concealed weapon relies on the power of ingenuity, and Qiao Si is not so much a light worker, it is better to say that he has first-class tracking skills, and he also has the excellent quality of perseverance. No matter where I hide, he can use the fastest speed dig me out.
Seriously, the first thing I met was the master, and then I met Qiao Si when I was thirteen. At that time, I wanted to test my light work ability, so I broke into Da Nei, and ended up floating all night, watching a lot of good shows, such as the emperor's concubine having an affair with eunuchs and guards, the queen conspiring with the general, and the prince peeping Erotic pictures and the like... But I didn't meet any big insiders, I only saw a handsome young man with an expressionless face staring at a bamboo tree in a daze.
At first, I thought there was some treasure hidden in the bamboo, but then I thought, maybe he wanted to learn from Wang Yangming's knowledge of things, so he also chose a bamboo. In the end I concluded: he was just in a daze.
I made faces in front of him and sang the worst songs, no matter how I teased him, he didn't respond at all. I almost thought he was a dummy, but when I touched his body, there was temperature, breathing and pulse. Acupuncture
I was not familiar with acupuncture points at that time, so I used the index and middle fingers of both hands together, and frantically touched him, maybe I accidentally touched something, his face turned pale suddenly, and I stopped my hands. I touched the place I just touched again, raised my hand to look, and found that the bright red was blood.
"Are you a little eunuch from some palace?" I asked him cautiously, "You were beaten by your master?"
He stared straight ahead, without saying a word. In fact, he looks as old as me. He entered the palace as a eunuch at a young age, and was subjected to such inhuman abuse. I suddenly softened my heart.
"Your family is too cruel. If I have such a beautiful son, I absolutely can't bear to throw him into the palace." I wiped my moist eye sockets, "If you are injured, you will be forced to stand, and no one will heal you."
I sighed and started pulling on his belt. "Little brother, I have the best medicine for golden sores here. I will secretly give you some, and your master will not find out." At that time, my ears were very sensitive, and I would definitely be able to find out when someone came.
He just remained stiff and motionless, allowing me to take off my shirt, revealing his chest and back covered with welts, and there was a feather-shaped brand mark on his right shoulder.
I gasped, feeling as sore as a plum in my heart, "What a fucking inhumane person, to beat a child like this!"
I gave him medicine for the sores, ran to the nearest palace and stole a clean white cloth, cut it into strips and bound him up.
When it was almost dawn, I stuffed the remaining half bottle of gold sore medicine into his arms and said, "I'll come back to you tomorrow."
Later, I went back several times, but unfortunately I never found him again.
It didn't take long for me to forget about it. It wasn't until many years later, when I saw the familiar bottle on him, that I remembered my little brother back then.
So I have always felt very strange why the legendary hidden door killer, who is all evil and cruel, would put water on me after snatching me from the Tang Sect. It turned out that he never wanted to take me back, even if it was to disobey the order of the prince, the future emperor. . He kept silent all the time, secretly hid the bottle, didn't tell me anything, kept everything in his heart, just like that bottle.
He has already caught me, he can choose to knock me out or stun me, and he will travel eight hundred miles a day and hand me over to the prince. But he didn't, and I tortured his ears with my twittering along the way, looking for opportunities to escape all the time. He played with me like a cat catching a mouse, intentionally or unintentionally letting me find a loophole, and he would catch up with me within three days if I ran, and I was hiding in a tree hole and under the water surface in this way of wandering around in the north, south, east, and west. Almost as omnipotent as a ninja, but he was still overwhelmed by him.
Until the last time I escaped, I waited for him on Mount Hua for four days and still couldn't find him. Finally, at sunrise on the fifth day, I couldn't help but go back to find him.
I slapped myself all the way, scolding myself for being cheap, but I couldn't stop myself from running wildly on the road of being cheap. Three months of escape games, I can't just treat him as a trapdoor killer. (Qi Shaoshang couldn't bear to be cruel to Gu Xichao...)
And... how can a trapdoor killer sing one of the worst songs I ever wrote myself as a kid
When he was found, he had only his last breath left. Tang Sect's poison, only Tang Sect can cure it. I ran back to Tangjiabao with my back on my back, grabbed Tang Si by the collar and yelled for him to save him. Tang Si and Qiao Si have always been at odds, and this is probably one of the reasons.
Qiao Si snatched me from Tang San—especially in the kind of firewood situation at that time—Tang San did not leave any room for his shots, and he was poisoned by Tang San's blows. On the other hand, I yelled at Tang San to save Qiao Si.
Maybe I was really scared at the time, and my hands trembled a little because I didn't understand why I didn't want to see him die. Speaking of which, he was just a little brother I met once when I was a child, but the second time we met, we stood on opposite sides. He has always kept the golden sore medicine I gave him, remembered the songs I sang, and looked at me like I looked at my master back then.
One person's help to another is sometimes grace and robbery.