Tao Er stayed with me for two days, and was soon too busy to be seen.
I listened to Tao Er's words, and stayed in Li Garden every day, listening to Lian'er and Tang San tell me what happened outside, there were no big things, but many small things. What is more amusing is that Mo Wei, the new official, took three fires when he took office, and all of them were burned on Fang Xiaohou. Young Master Fang's steamed bun face disappeared a bit, and his tail was burned by the fire. He used to search for "Little Flower" all over the city, but now he spends more than half of his time singing against Mo Wei.
While eating the little fried chicken, while listening to Lian Er vividly talking about Fang Xiaohou's deflated appearance, I couldn't help being happy and sad. It's a pity that I couldn't witness it with my own eyes.
"Lian'er, has Mo Wei harassed the master these few days?" I asked while wiping my hands.
Lian Er answered while wiping my hands: "Mo Wei didn't go to see the eldest son, but the eldest son has visited him a few times."
I've seen you a few times in just a few days...
I am depressed.
"When will Mo Wei move out?"
"Maybe it will be a few days." Lian'er sighed helplessly, "Master, didn't you still want to drive away Young Master Fang before, now that Mo Wei is here just to drop one thing at a time, if you drive away the cat , who will help you catch mice?"
I gasped, and exclaimed, "Lian'er's words are very reasonable. Let them bite dogs. I'm still happy to watch the show. Is Fang Xiaohou going to trouble Mo Wei again today?"
Lian'er covered her mouth with a smile: "Go, I rushed to the door early in the morning to find fault."
I flicked my sleeves and said with a smile: "It's a gambler's mentality to keep moving forward despite knowing that the chances of winning are slim! That bastard Mo Wei, who eats grapes without spitting out grape skins, has to be endured by Young Master Fang."
Lian'er nodded and said yes with a smile. Seeing me walking out, she hurriedly asked, "Master, where are you going?"
I rested my chin in thought for a while and replied, "Go out to get some fresh air, and I'll take Joe Si with me."
Tao Er spoke seriously, and I didn't dare to joke about my own safety issues. Now that Young Master Fang is busy looking for troubles for Mo Wei, he stays in the county government all day, and probably has little chance to meet him. Besides, based on his eyesight at that time, he probably wouldn't recognize me even if I stood in front of him.
Before reaching Qiao Yuan, he heard a familiar voice.
"No, no, this bamboo is not strong enough. The master has gotten fat recently, and if he is not careful, he will break the bamboo!" This is Tang San's voice, it is so loud that I can hear it clearly from a distance, no Knowing what the hell these two enemies are doing, they actually say that I am fat
I squeezed my waist, and it did seem to be a little thicker. Well, I think it feels good, and losing weight is the most annoying thing!
Qiao Si always subconsciously refuted Tang San's opinions: "Bamboo is already the strongest in toughness, and no other material can replace it."
Tang San said frantically: "Could it be that you are better at this kind of thing than me? Listen to me!"
Hmm... It sounded like he was using some props. Indeed, Tang San's hands were simply ghostly hands, and the hidden weapons he made were astonishing both in concealment and lethality. But what kind of hidden weapon they want to use, how could it be brought to my master
According to my current body and their hearing, it is impossible to approach them quietly. I nodded and rushed to the gate of Qiao Yuan, killing them off guard!
"Three and four what are you doing!" I yelled, and they jumped in fright and tried to hide something behind them, but in vain—it was too big to hide.
I rushed forward, pushed them away, stretched my head, clicked my tongue and said, "Wow, such a big kite can carry people!"
Tang San rolled his eyes, "Master, this is not a kite, but a hang glider."
"Hang gliding, what is it?" I was taken aback.
"Things that can fly in the sky." Tang San said a little excitedly, "With this thing, even if you fall off a cliff, you won't die."
I thought about it for a while, and when they mentioned me, Master, I immediately understood what they were thinking. I couldn't help but find it interesting and touched, I touched his cheek and said, "Although Master, I really want to be Haidongqing, but I don't really want to do it again." Falling off a cliff once, so you might as well make a kite, hang glider or something, I’m afraid you won’t need it.”
As for my strength in light engineering, what I am most proud of is that time when I fell from Shushan Mountain, a cliff of ten thousand feet. I moved between the cliffs, buffering and reducing the speed of falling, and fell down unscathed. After landing on the ground, I just felt a little hungry.
It was Qiao Si who snatched me away from Tang San that time, but I carried me back to Tangmen to let Tang San detoxify him. That kid Tang San was narrow-minded, and it took him a long time to be unwilling to detoxify Qiao Si. As soon as he understood, he hid himself in the abode on Shushan Mountain and ignored the world affairs. My lord, I thought about it afterwards, it was because I made it hard for Tang San, so I went to Shushan to ask him to thank him and apologize at the same time, who knew that even if I didn't agree with him, he... also blamed him, who made my limbs sore and limp, and ended up being punished by the secret sect A large number of masters came out to besiege. At that time, I, Tang San, and Qiao Si who rushed over were forced to the top of Shushan Mountain. In fact, considering the situation at that time, we may not be defeated. Thirty of them have been killed by us, leaving ten people , but Tang San was injured, Qiao Si's poisonous injury was not healed, my light work ability is first-class, few of them can touch the corner of my clothes, but it is more difficult for me to fight back. At that time, the leader of the opponent was a thief, so he concentrated on attacking Tang San and Qiao Si, and killed me while I was rescuing. Flying overhead, and then heard the whistling wind, and Tang San Qiao Si's almost shrill call.
The mountain wall seemed to be cut straight down by a knife. When I realized it, the cliff was already far away from me. I stepped on the mountain wall with both feet, but the fall was so violent that I almost broke my ankle. I used my hands and feet to break through the wind and clouds between the two mountain walls, thinking that the fall would be endless, and finally after a long time, my feet stepped on the ground.
At the bottom of the cliff, there are countless gray and white boulders, a stream trickles by, and weeds sometimes grow on the mountain walls on both sides.
I drank a few sips of clear and sweet stream water to satisfy my hunger, and found that there were fish swimming in the stream. I was overjoyed and caught two. I cut down some branches and weeds to make a fire, and sat down to grill the fish. The fish meat is delicious, fragrant and cheerful. I ate two grilled fish, and my stomach is full, and the sky is almost dark. I have waited for so long and haven’t seen anyone jumping down. Fortunately, I patted my ass and left, and walked down the stream, thinking that I could find a way to return to heaven.
I often hear people tell martial arts stories. The hero in the story must not die from falling off a cliff, and he will also get a blessing in disguise. He will find treasures, martial arts cheats and other good things. , Be careful along the way, Zuo Pan climbed up and down, walked for a month and a half, but found nothing.
In the past one and a half months, my only food was whitebait in the brook, which made me almost vomit, which made me always have a shadow on the food of fish. Later, I finally met a tiger, I was overjoyed, I rushed to hug it, and slapped it to death. I don't know if it's been too long, but the tiger didn't hide when it saw me, but ran towards me in a hurry, it's really weird.
After I finished eating the tiger, I walked for several days and finally saw Habitat.
Looking back and counting, I walked down the mountain for two months, ate countless whitebait, met a tiger to improve the food, and found an unnamed corpse without any treasure secrets.
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