I walked in the opposite direction and ran to the main entrance of Sanlian Painting Boat.
Sanlian Painting Boats are three painting boats moored in the port. The front door is facing the street, and the back door is facing the river. At this time, the oiran election is going on on the river, and people are running to that side, but there are fewer people on this side.
Probably because I was dressed neatly—in other words, my clothes were more valuable than my master's when I pawned them. Two beautiful women couldn't help but pull me in.
Since I made up my mind to eat Bawang chicken, I naturally praised it as much as it liked.
But now the best estimate is to participate in the oiran election.
The old bustard probably heard that I was talking loudly, so she came out to meet me specially. I shook the ancient jade on my waist. She is a smart woman, so she must have seen the price of my jade at a glance. It hurts like that, ouch, ouch, and I cried out.
"Call all the most beautiful girls here!" I slapped the table and shouted, "And the little chicken!"
The old bustard was obviously shocked by my logic, and didn't realize what a little chicken was. When she realized it, she couldn't believe her ears again. "Master, what do you want?"
I thought of my master's words, and waved my hands in frustration. "No more oily chicken, but I haven't eaten meat for a long time, you can figure it out."
The bustard snorted, and blinked ambiguously, "I understand, sir, wait a moment!"
So I waited for the food with my chopsticks. The old bustard is really understanding. I don’t know where to cook two authentic small fried chicken. I don’t want to eat it for nothing. The small fried chicken has passed through the intestines, and the master left...
There were beautiful girls on both sides persuading me to drink. I thought I would not drink, because I was afraid that Yan Wu would find out when I went back, but I thought that I would be found out if I didn’t have the money to pay the bill and packed it back. I didn't do anything endlessly, I gave up on myself and I drank a glass of wine.
Anyway, it was Tao Er who made a mistake first, so I can win the game anyway.
Thinking of this, my heart relaxed a little, I heard footsteps, I looked up and looked out, this look——
I was stunned at the time...
Wonderland on earth...
There are so many beautiful sisters, some are charming, some are pure, and some are both charming and pure!
Five beautiful sisters stood in front of me, each smiling at me with their own merits, and before I had time to express myself, another five came from behind!
Five beautiful older brothers and younger brothers...
I beat the ground! I scratch the wall!
It's okay for me whoring women, but if they find out that I'm whoring men, I will definitely be eaten alive for three months without knowing the taste of meat!
"You, you, you, you!" I pointed at him, Brother Immortal, you are very good, but I can't want any of them! Forgive me for my lack of backbone, and I dare not stop doing it to the end. "You guys, women stay, men go out!"
The old bustard came in at this time, heard my words, gave me a strange look, leaned towards me and said: "Master, I have seen countless people, and I can tell at a glance that you are a girl, why don't men want you to go on a boat?" Woman? Could it be that you..." She glanced at me again, and said ambiguously: "If you have that kind of sexual interest, I have to find you some other girls."
I was almost choked to death by my own saliva, and the girls on the left and right looked at me and smiled with their mouths covered.
I think I am still a very pure person after all.
After waving my hands, I said weakly, "Whatever, everyone sits down to eat, drink, sing a little song, it's all the same."
My sisters and sisters all sat down when they heard what I said. He is really a master, he can play, play, sing, and sing. back.
The delicious food in front of me made me quickly forget the pain of half a little oily chicken during the day. After I was full of wine and food, I reached out and touched my beautiful sister—it was too oily, so I had to wipe my hands...
The girl looked at me with disgust on her face, but she still held back her smile in a good-tempered manner. Seeing that I had done enough for her, she hooked her fingers and came over with her ear.
I said, "Where is your hut?"
There are four great pleasures in life, or wine, sex and wealth, or eating and drinking, my lord, I enjoy the first few things, so naturally the reincarnation of the five grains is inevitable. Followed by two beautiful younger sisters who seem to be in good shape and can do a lot of tricks. They are obviously leading me the way, but they are actually afraid that I will pee. That’s right, I was so messed up just now, I’m afraid it will cost me a hundred taels, not too much, it’s only half of a vase thrown by Xiaosan and Xiaosi when they quarreled, it’s not a lot, it’s enough for ordinary people to live comfortably for two three years.
The huts of Sanlian Huafang are not called huts, men and women are separated, one side is called Xifeng, and the other side is called Koizumi. I straightened my hair crown and thought about it seriously. I am dressed like this, and ordinary people don't have the eyes of a bustard, so they will naturally think that I am a man. beach gull-heron. But I am indeed a woman, entered the men's room...
I turned around and entered the men's room...
Tsk tsk tsk, I didn't control my eyes, I stared wide, in Tang San'er's words, I shot around with my sneaky eyes. As expected of a gold-selling cave, Lazard was resolved separately, and even the chamber pot was plated with gold. Each of the three small compartments is blocked by a bamboo door, and a square skylight is opened above each, reflecting the bright moon and fireworks, and the sound of cheers and silk bamboo coming from outside from time to time, I went over the relative positions of the painting boats in my mind , I immediately understood that several gorgeous girls were competing for beauty on the river outside this hut!
Tsk!
I looked into the cubicle with my head, and the bottom directly leads to Luoshui, which means...
I turned a little pale. It's one thing to know about this kind of thing, and another to see it with your own eyes. Don't even think about it, otherwise there will be shadows in eating and drinking in the future.
I looked at the chamber pot awkwardly, wondering how to use it. Although Emperor Chen advocated equality between men and women, this incident alone made a difference. Why can a man stand up for convenience, but a woman insists on squatting down to be a dwarf? (Emperor: It's none of my business, you can solve it standing up!)
I raised my hem, spread my legs apart, and stood in a horse stance, squatting neither high nor low - this posture is very difficult, you can't squat too low, because the chamber pot is a bit high, and you can't stand, because the chamber pot is a bit low …
It was probably the turn of a certain girl to perform outside, a burst of jingling string music accompanied by big beads and small beads falling on the jade plate, I slightly raised my face and looked at the top of the bamboo door, showing a very comfortable expression.
At this moment, the outside door was pushed open with a bang, and a burst of hurried footsteps came towards me. As the end was drawing to a close, the visitor couldn't wait to push open the small bamboo door!
With a scream, I was hit in the face by the oncoming bamboo door, and I fell backwards. I hurriedly grabbed forward with both hands, only to hear "Huh?" and "Ah—"( Pay attention to the punctuation marks), I fell in the corner with one buttocks backwards, and unfortunately I was the back!
The sound of the piano stopped abruptly.
Only see Jiang Xinqiuyuebai.
The silence speaks.