I raised my hand and waved at the two people behind him, showing a harmless smile: "Why did you get down?"
The young man Liu Che who was facing me froze for a moment, but quickly recovered his smile, stood up and turned around, turned his back to me and said to Tang San Qiao Si, "Hello, two brothers."
Maybe I was too sensitive, Tang San and Qiao Si's expression froze for a moment, and it was fierce, that expression was like being struck by lightning. It's so obvious, it shouldn't be my hallucination, sir.
What's the matter, this magic stick also approved divination for them
I stood up, moved to Tang San Qiao Si, touched this one, said softly: "Aren't you angry? Then let's go back to eat."
Tang San snorted, "I'm full."
I turned my head to look at Qiao Si, and he also nodded: "We've been out for too long, let's go back."
I groaned, then turned around and shouted to the waiter in the shop: "Take away what you can't finish!" After a pause, I added, "Send me to Li's Mansion in the south of the city!"
The waiter let out a cry and went down.
I still have Tang San in my left hand and Qiao Si in my right, "Let's go, actually there's nothing interesting outside."
The point is that they won't let me go to places that are said to be fun.
As soon as the dazzling three of us were about to leave, the young Liu Che stopped him and said to me with a smile: "You are facing a catastrophe right now, don't you want to resolve it?"
I looked at him with pity, and sighed: "You look talented at a young age, and you look smart too. With a bright future, why bother to come out and pretend to be a ghost? I don't think you are a treacherous person. I'm afraid there are other difficulties in doing so. Could it be that a relative in your family is dying of illness and is eager to spend money? If you are short of money, I still have more than a dozen taels of silver here anyway, and it will be confiscated if you don’t use it. I happen to know someone and I can introduce you to you, but the consultation fee is high and I can't afford it... "
"You..." Young Liu Che was covered in black lines by what I said, and couldn't help interrupting me, "Can you stop being so imaginative..."
I am surprised.
In fact, it is not the first time I have encountered such a magic stick like him, but I have never heard of such a young and handsome magic stick. Back then, my lord and I disguised ourselves as men and walked around the imperial capital. Many middle-aged men in their forties stopped me and said, "This young man's seal is black, I'm afraid there will be a catastrophe right now..."
Tsk, you can't even tell that I'm a woman, how dare you say that I'm in a catastrophe right now
When I meet this kind of person, I usually take a detour and avoid beating him up. After all, he might have other reasons. It might be because a family member died of an illness, so he made such a plan to cheat...
There was only one person who saw through my true face and said with a smile: "This girl has a strange skeleton, a female body and a male life, and a purple gold dragon spirit between her eyes. I'm afraid she is still a fire phoenix, and one day she may rule the world."
These words made it clear that I wanted to rebel, how could I allow him to slander me so much? Immediately I raised my fist and was about to hit him, but he dodged hastily, and made me stop my fist with just one word.
He said: "You have an aphrodisiac hidden in your sleeve, and you want to use indecent means to do beastly things!"
At that time, I was stunned. I raised my hand to hit and neither let go.
Do you think he is a god? After a little thought, I admitted my mistake, and asked him earnestly: "Sir, do you think my behavior as a beast is a success or a failure?"
The half-immortal stroked his beard, half-closed his eyes and said: "Success and failure are all luck, your life belongs to the supreme, what a pity, what a pity... Hit three grids, your life is a tree, if you have the help of water and soil, you can also be blessed." It's long. But it's the golden dragon on the left and the phoenix on the right, and the golden fire overcomes the wood. Your life is destined to be full of disasters."
I swallowed hard, and I was completely caught in the trap. "Is there a solution?"
The half-immortal said again: "Your wooden frame is not an ordinary wooden frame, but peach wood, the essence of five trees, which can suppress all evil spirits. Three extremely powerful frames stand in a tripod, wood does not suppress gold and fire, only self-immolation to survive."
At that time, I was completely dizzy, "Sir, just say it."
The half-immortal snorted, and said leisurely: "Put it to death and be reborn." As he spoke, he escaped from his arms one by one cheat book, "I have a kind of secret book that is not handed down here. After practicing it, it will be reborn, as if it has been reborn. I see you If you hit it off, I only charge you fifty taels of silver."
I took a look, and there were four big characters written on it - Tathagata God's Palm!
how can i do it
I threw the book directly in his face, damn it, another scammer!
I quickly figured it out, how did he know that I wanted to do something worse than a beast to my master? Because when I raised my hand, he saw that I had aphrodisiacs hidden under my sleeve. What good things can I do with aphrodisiacs? . It was also because I was guilty of being a thief at the time, so I went up.
That's what they do when they are magic sticks, they speak ambiguously, and they look at the response of the victim, and then they round up their verdict.
Selling medicine, selling cheat books, and selling talisman papers, my lord, I have met countless times. Sometimes I have to feel that the world is going downhill and people's hearts are not the same. I also blame the emperor for his negligence. So many people are forced to make a living by cheating and abducting, it really makes me a small citizen with a strong sense of social responsibility feel so sad that I can't speak.
I said: "Young man, your predecessors have used these tricks before. I don't buy medicine or cheat books and I don't buy anything. If you want money, I only have a dozen taels on me. Is there any more?"
Liu Che smiled slightly and said, "I see that you hit it off, so I don't intend to take money from you."
I'm happy when I hear the word "fate", but what if I'm flat-headed? He also said that he would not charge money. Could it be that he wants to put a long line to catch big fish? What big fish are there in our house? There is only Tao Er.
"Tell me what's going on." I said frankly. Tao Er was not something his small hook could afford to catch.
"Master, let's ignore this man's nonsense." Tang San frowned, tugged at my arm, I patted his hand and said with a smile: "It doesn't hurt to listen."
Liu Che smiled and said, "Master has committed a villain recently, and the house is restless, but there is such a thing."
It's true that there are two villains in my house, but I learned to be smart, so I didn't answer, but just looked at him with a smile: "Go on fooling around."
"The reason why I offend the villain is because there is a problem with Feng Shui in the adult's house, and unclean things are attracted to borrow it."
Mother, don't you know that I am most afraid of "good brothers"? So scared me!
My complexion must have betrayed my mood, I took a deep breath and said, "Saner Sier, please sleep with me tonight..."
With the two of them here, the quasi-town house.
The smile on the boy's face froze again. "Doesn't the master want to drive out these filthy things?"
I pretended to be compassionate and said, "How can I have the heart to kill them all? As long as they don't hurt me, everything is negotiable."
Liu Che said resolutely, "Ghosts are inhuman, and their yin qi grows more and more serious. If the master doesn't take advantage of their weak foundation and eradicate them, I'm afraid it will be difficult to eliminate them in the future."
"You don't have to worry." I said with a smile, "We're moving soon anyway."
"Move?" He was taken aback and asked in surprise, "Where did you move?"
"Move to..." I just wanted to say, but Qiao Si covered my mouth, "Master, I'm going back." He said.
I glared at him and nodded.
Seeing us walk around him to the door, Liu Che said: "If the master changes his mind anytime, come here to find me anytime."
I smiled, waved my hand casually and left.
To be honest, I didn't take that Liu Che's words seriously. All monsters and ghosts are fabricated by those gods to cheat money. Good-looking does not necessarily mean a good person, just like my master, I am not very good-looking but I am not a bad person. . We're all just a little flawed, maybe I'm a hooligan and he's a liar.
But I still can't help but feel hairy, I'm afraid of unclean things, really.
During the two years of the famine, I hadn’t met my master yet. When I walked around alone, I would always experience some weird things and see some unbelievable scenes. Like black and white impermanence with a hook and sickle, a man-eating monster, or a will-o'-the-wisp on the plain in the middle of the night.
Sometimes I also suspect that it is just a hallucination caused by my hunger and dizziness. Someone told me that children's eyes are relatively clean and they can see some unclean things. No matter what the reason is, I am always afraid.
A few days after I got home, I asked a few sons to take turns to serve the bed. It was inevitable to cuddle and eat some tofu. At night, I nestled in each other's arms and listened to the sound. A little wind and grass would make my legs Numb.
The whole family soon found out about the encounter with the magic stick in the restaurant. Tao Er grounded me again. I looked around, and I still felt that Tao Er was more restrained, so I agreed to the grounding, but asked him to accompany me at night. . Just after Tao Er had been busy for a while, he obediently came to attend the bed.
"Tao Er..." I held him in his arms, "Did you hear anything?"
"Hmm..." Tao Er responded casually, and patted my back lightly with one hand, "Don't be suspicious, go to sleep quickly."
"Tao Er, no." I raised my head to look at him, and said seriously, "Recently something is really wrong. Let's say today, the water bottle was full when I left, but it was empty when I came back."
"Maybe Lian'er fell down."
"No!" I shook my head affirmatively, "I told Lian'er, I put some candy in it, I'm going to drink it when I get back, Lian'er knows how to throw it away? And Lian'er said, today No one has entered my room this afternoon. And..." I continued to count, "After I finished reading "Jade Tuan" yesterday, it was obviously placed on the third row of the bookshelf, the first from the left, but I can't find it today , and later found it in the middle of the second row."
"Did you remember wrongly, or someone picked it up and looked at it and put it indiscriminately."
I disagree. "Who else will watch Yutuan besides me?"
Tao Er let out a muffled laugh and hugged me. "You are honest."
"Listen to me, it's not just that! I saw tree shadows swaying on the window paper last night, but outside, not even half a tree around here..." I trembled, "Tao Er, is there a tree... ..." My voice dropped.
Tao Er opened his eyes and smiled slightly, his voice was as low as wine in the middle of the night. "You're so scared, why don't you change the room and go to sleep with me."
I hesitated and said, "But you are too busy to see anyone..."
"Then let Qiao Si accompany you?"
There are a lot of idlers in this house, but it seems that Tao Er still trusts Qiao Si more.
I nodded and said, "Then I'll move to Qiao Yuan tomorrow. Also, I think you'd better have someone go to that restaurant and look for Liu Che to come over."
Tao Er was startled, and asked, "Why?"
I snapped my fingers and said, "If there really are monsters, let him get rid of them. If there are no monsters, then I suspect that he is someone who pretends to be a ghost. But can he have such a great ability? I strongly doubt his motives." .In any case, bring him in and slowly extract a confession."
Tao Er sighed and said, "It's rare to see you being so serious. Leave this matter to me. You should have a good sleep. I heard that you haven't slept well these days."
I nodded aggrievedly, and rubbed against his chest, "It's all because of that Liu Che..."