At this time, it is necessary for me to talk about the pattern here.
The doors all open inward, and the height is only half a person. Generally speaking, men stand with their backs to the door, so people don't need to lock the door to know that there is someone here.
At that time, I was going to the toilet in a difficult position, facing the door, and my squatted body was lower than the upper wall of the bamboo door, which caused the illusion that there was no one here. The person who came here must have had an unstoppable surge of energy and blood, thinking that the sound of the big pearls and small pearls falling on the jade plate came from outside, so he pushed him aggressively with his palm—what a tragedy!
Amidst the applause and cheers outside, my eyes were full of tears, and I pushed and pinched to remind the person above that it was time to get up.
Damn! Damn! Damn!
The biggest mistake of my life was to go to the men's bathroom and leave the door open!
"You..." The man also stood up quite embarrassed, and I grabbed a jade pendant from his body and stuffed it into my arms.
I stood up and straightened my clothes, thankfully he didn't see anything just now. Leaving out of the cubicle, I looked him up and down. He looks rather pretty, unlike the young lady here who is soft and charming with a touch of wind and dust, this man is tall and handsome, with a kind of arrogant arrogance between his brows, but he is a bit frivolous, and he is more like Tao Er—— It appears to be a guest.
My good impression of this person has never been reduced to bad, and I completely forget that I am also a guest...
The person on the opposite side was probably the same, patting his luxurious clothes, frowning so much that a fly could be killed, looking at a person like him, he probably has never been so embarrassed in his life. Thinking of this, I have balanced a bit, I have never been in any embarrassment.
Twitching the corner of his mouth, my lord said regardless of the villain's fault: "Forget it, forget it, I don't care about it with you, see you are in such a hurry, hurry up and sigh."
When I said this, I lost my mind. Because when he raised his head, he stared at me angrily, but the fire was only fleeting, and was quickly overshadowed by shock.
He stepped forward and said in shock, "It's you!"
I took a step back and hurriedly said, "It's not me!"
He squinted his eyes in disbelief, as if he wanted to see me clearly. "Who are you?"
"Who is me?" I subconsciously covered my face, wondering if he was a debt I owed when I was young and romantic.
He staggered two steps forward and said in a trembling voice, "You are her, you are not her..."
I twitched the corners of my mouth, do you want me to pass a flower and let him pluck the petals
This person looks like a dog, why is his brain trapped by the door
I thought in my heart that it is not suitable to stay here for a long time, so I turned around and wanted to run. The man's hand was already on my sleeve, but for some reason he let go again. In hindsight, I think he was probably in a hurry...
At that time, I ran in the same direction as I came out of the hut, but after running for a long time, I didn’t see the two younger sisters who sent me here. I looked at the strange place in front of me, and my heart skipped a beat: Wonderful, I ran in the wrong direction.
This side, to put it simply, is the back door of Huafang, and beyond that is the arena of the oirans.
I walked around the background with my waist bent, and I heard Yingge Yanyan and men's cheers from time to time. What will you do when you are ready to eat a king's meal, but there is a chance to escape in front of you
I was actually struggling in my heart, this feeling was like I ate ten small fried chickens but the master didn’t sigh, Tao Er didn’t get angry, Tang San and Qiao Si pretended nothing happened, and Yan Wu was still smiling. It will be very lost, like being abandoned.
Yan Wu said to me: I'm cheap.
It also hits the nail on the head.
At this moment, I am wavering between being cheap or not.
Just at this moment, a voice like thunder blew me up.
"Brother Fang, why have you been away for so long and haven't come back?" A voice as low as wine made me rippling and startled.
"I'm afraid I met some beautiful woman on the road and was fascinated." The other voice sounded old and slutty, and after saying this, he laughed out loud, which gave me goosebumps .
Those who are close to vermilion are red and those who are close to ink are black, Tao Er, you are with this kind of scum all day long, I can't save you no matter how many people there are!
I shook my head sadly, and then I heard the sound of chairs rubbing against the floor. "I'll go and have a look, excuse me for a moment."
Not good!
I looked at the terrain. This is the only way he must pass to the hut. It is a straight corridor without shelter. The only places to hide are the wing rooms on both sides-someone may be doing business inside!
I'm depressed, I'm annoyed, I'm pulling my hair, I'm scratching the wall!
I looked around, and before I had time to think, I opened one of the doors and rushed in—after a while, I was thrown out and landed in the middle of the corridor.
Butt backwards flat sand falling wild goose pose again...
A pair of black boots came into view - such a flamboyant style, only Tao Er of our family would wear it, it is said that it can better bring out his Confucian businessman's temperament, I say shit, gold can't hide the essence of a chamber pot.
It is reasonable for Yan Wu to say that I am not grateful for the pictorial report. He is a majestic martial arts leader, the owner of Baihong Mountain Villa, willing to fight the swordsmanship, and become a profiteer in order to support his family. Whose family does he support
"It's you?" The voice rose slightly, which told me that he was a little surprised, and then became unhappy.
"It's not me!" I firmly covered my face.
"Who are you?" He snorted and sneered.
"Anyone can do it except me!" I hugged my head spinelessly, felt the tightness of my back collar, and was lifted up by him, and was forced to look at him.
If both of them are standing on the ground, then I can only reach his chest, um, between two o'clock, so I am now twenty centimeters above the ground...
I shook my foot, subconsciously showing a flattering smile, and he smiled back, his brows slightly raised, but his eyes narrowed dangerously.
wrong!
The momentum is wrong!
A thunderbolt struck my head again (what kind of metaphor is this...), I trembled suddenly, and I felt like a tiger's body was shaken, and the aura of domineering was born spontaneously. Furious at my dantian, I said coldly, "I'm here to catch a traitor! Tao Er, you're hiding from me to go shopping."
I saw his eyelids twitch, looked at me with interest, and let out a long oh.
"Catch rape in bed, did you catch anything?"
I said seriously: "Tao Er, you have the motive and conditions for committing a crime. I am afraid that you will not be able to resist the temptation and go astray, so I come here to persuade you to be kind."
Tao Er brought me closer, frowned, and then moved further away: "Where have you been, you smell strange."
I smiled. "Probably masculine."
My words are so meaningful that those who have not experienced them will not understand. At that time, Tao Er, who was as smart as Tao Er, couldn't figure out the bizarre twists and turns that just happened to me, so he just looked at me with a puzzled frown and rolled his eyes. , I don't know what I'm thinking.
But insiders soon emerged.
"Tao Qing..." I just heard these words, and I was thrown into the side room next to me. When the strong man with half-failed clothes saw me, he wailed, "Why is it you again!"