I shivered violently and lowered my head to hold back my laughter. The person opposite stopped the bowl and chopsticks, looked at me helplessly for a while, put a bowl of fish soup in front of me, and said softly, "Drink this soup while it's hot."
"Yeah." I nodded with a suppressed smile, and poured down a bowl obediently. I thought that after pregnancy, the status of the family would be improved, and the words would have more weight. Didn’t they say that "the strength of a large number of people is great", who knew that this child was forced to stand on the opposite side of me before it was born. Those individuals, now Asking me to eat this and that is not enough in my own name, and I have to talk about things with my children. I have nothing to do. After many protests were invalid, I stopped protesting.
It can only be said that it is fortunate that Yan Li is not here, otherwise my hard life would definitely be more "enjoyable".
I rested my chin and sighed. "Si'er..." I still like to call him Si'er, "Tell me, what the hell did Yan Wu do? I haven't seen him for almost three months..." Criminal, cheap! Knowing that that person is suffering, I, who is afraid of suffering, insist on gnawing on it!
"The news about him has not been interrupted, and he is still fine, but he can't get out of his body for the time being." Qiao Yu saw me finish my soup and bring me some food. Where can I find such a close-fitting and caring handsome guard!
"I didn't say when I'd be back..." I propped my chin with one hand and looked at him lazily.
"If it's fast, he won't be slow." Qiao Yu pushed the bowl towards me, "Hurry up and eat."
Depressedly, I continued to pick and choose meals. "Then..." I asked while chattering, "Can you tell me something about his recent whereabouts?"
"Second brother said that you shouldn't bother yourself..." I glared at him fiercely, a subtle smile flashed in his eyes, and he said again, "But I can tell you good news. Half of his revenge has been avenged. You can come back in a month."
This is indeed good news, but it’s only a month, sometimes it’s just a blink of an eye, sometimes it takes a long time to write a long story...
When Liu Che came in, I was biting my chopsticks and contemplating how to make this month go by faster.
He skillfully found a seat and sat down, put the bowl and chopsticks on, and started bluntly.
I squint at him. "Ache, how long do you think this battle will last?"
Liu Che replied with a smile: "It can be a few months soon, or a few years slowly."
I rolled my eyes - blah blah blah!
"Xu Li has called for battle almost every day for the past two months. I just replied to him and allowed him to fight when the Nine Thunder Formation is broken."
I frowned and said: "That person, the disaster will be adjusted."
Liu Che smiled wryly and said, "It's not like that's what I said. It's just that there is a shortage of generals in the army, and he is the only one who can take care of Bai Fan."
I glared at Liu Che complaining - it's all his fault! Zhu Yuanzhu killed too many military generals, his grandson Zhu Yunmo's world was taken away by his uncle, Liu Che killed too many civil servants and military generals, this history may repeat itself.
I was thinking about it, and suddenly my heart moved-whether Tao Qing's time to take the top position is almost ripe.
In the evening, Tao Qing and Tang Si came back in full suit. The enemy envoy sent diplomatic documents, which strongly condemned our army's irresponsible attitude towards the war and strongly protested our army's failure to carry out mine clearance on time.
The cause of the incident was as follows: I was dying and refused to drink the tonic soup, and was slandered by Tao Qing as "playing hard to get", and in the end I used the same trick to feed the soup by mouth. The spring rain was pattering... So someone was lazy for a day, and did not take his troops to Baiyang Valley on time to sweep the landmines planted by the enemy the night before. The enemy was unprepared and stepped on the mines he planted, causing heavy casualties...
No matter how the people below praised Tao Junshi for his bravery and wisdom, I knew very clearly in my heart: This is a murder caused by a bowl of chicken soup!
Jia Chunjie, a small soldier, is now a young general, but he admires Tao Qing even more. Looking at his blind eyes, I am ashamed to expose Tao Qing's true colors.
"... So the tactics will change after three days. We must first seize the high ground, dive down, and disperse the enemy... These strongholds must be captured within half an hour..." Tao Qing gestured on the map, following Several small bosses hold small meetings.
"I think the arrows of the Liannu can be modified and combined with thunderbolts, so that they can be fired continuously and cause small-scale explosions... Yes, it's a bit like a catapult." Tang San drew on the paper with a charcoal pen Sketch, and discuss the weapon improvement plan with the old masters in the barracks.
"At that time, we will be responsible for the guards of the big camp. We will divide them into three shifts and guard them in turn. There must be no blind spots..." Even Qiao Yu is very busy...
I was bored sitting cross-legged in a remote corner and drawing circles, looking at this, looking at that, although serious men are the most attractive, but it is really torture to be able to watch from a distance and not play with them. Boring, I picked up and put down the chopsticks, and when I touched the porcelain bowl, I made a crisp and loud "ding—"
So the other voices stopped abruptly, and everyone turned their heads to look at me. I looked around for a week, coughed twice, and said awkwardly: "Well, the braised pork is cold..."
The corner of Tao Qing's mouth twitched, he clapped his hands, and said, "That's all for today, everyone can go back."
Tang San also turned back and said to the old master: "I will draw the detailed parts and assembly drawings at night, and I will give them to you tomorrow morning."
Qiao Yu said, "That's it."
Eh... It seems that I interfered with their serious business...
I lowered my head guiltily, and heard footsteps rustling away, the tent fell silent, and only three men walked up to me and sat down, without saying anything else, quietly holding their hands. Bowls and chopsticks to eat.
On the contrary, I couldn't help being lonely, and struck up a conversation one by one.
"San'er, you are so busy..."
"Ah?" Tang Si was stunned for a moment, and replied, "It's not busy, it's okay." It seems that being able to harm others on a large scale in an open and honest manner, he thinks this is a very happy and meaningful thing...
"Si'er, you're busy too..." I smiled and moved to the other side.
"No." Although Qiao Yu's facial expression was relatively simple, he had a pair of eyes that occasionally flashed a smile.
"Second brother, you..."
Tao Qing interrupted me with a smile, "Do you want to turn the corner to remind us not to be too busy to ignore you, or to turn the corner to thank us for working hard for you?"
Tao Qing, you have spoken out what is in my heart, what should I say
He asked Qiao Yu again, "What did she do today?"
Qiao Yu, an honest child, told the truth, and reported my every move to Tao Qing in front of me—parents, I am the parent! Now that I am out of the Li Mansion, there is no stone lion at the bottom, so I have completely become a servant!
"So..." Tao Qing smiled, and turned to look at me, "Miss Yan Li?"
I implicitly did not deny it.
"Then what, one pair of chopsticks is missing..."
"It's a double pair." Tang Si corrected me. This is poking my heart with chopsticks! I glared at him and he pointed away. "One of the pair of chopsticks is waiting for you outside."
My heart trembled, and three pairs of eyes looked at me. I laughed dryly, got up, and walked out in fear.
After growing up, nostalgia is a thin curtain, I am on this side, and the master is on the other side...
Lifting the curtain, I was not surprised to see the master standing outside the door. He waved his hand and said with a smile, "Come over at this time, come in for dinner?"
The corners of his mouth were slightly curved, but it wasn't exactly a smile. "Weichen..."
I interrupted him: "It's just you and me, so you don't have to call yourself a vassal."
He smiled wryly, and continued: "I just stopped by to remind you. Tao Qing Tang Si is too flamboyant, and that's okay, but I'm too close to you and don't hide it, I'm afraid it will arouse Xu Li's suspicion. "
Thinking of his gaze during the day, it seems that the master is not unfounded, or Xu Li is already suspicious.
"You have secretly lifted his influence in the imperial capital. All he has now are five or six thousand elite soldiers. What can he do?" I shook my head indifferently.
He also seemed to have expected my reaction, sighed softly, and said with a smile: "Xu Li is an upright person, and he is not incapable of doing things like killing fish and breaking nets. Now is a very important time, it's better to keep a low profile."
I waved my hand impatiently, and said repeatedly: "Understood..." Naturally, what he said made sense, but I didn't like to listen to it very much. I raised my head and met his gaze—although he was smiling, it made people feel inexplicably sad, The bustling people at the table inside us made him feel desolate by contrast.
"Master..." I scratched my head and hesitated, "Why don't you come in and have dinner with us?"
As expected, he shook his head and said: "No, Mo Wei has something to ask me, I... I will take my leave first." After finishing speaking, he bowed slightly, took three steps back and was about to turn around.
"Master!" I endured so much that I couldn't help it anymore. I reached out and grabbed his sleeve, and shouted at him in a low voice, "Have you gotten used to it? If you want to see me, come and stand outside and wait for me." What? If I haven't noticed, are you going to wait forever? I admit that I want to use your guilt to do whatever you want with you, but your resignation and grievance really make me angry!" I secretly gritted my teeth and said viciously: "Come in!" He looked at me in astonishment, and was dragged into the tent by me unprepared. The other three lowered their heads to eat, but there was an extra pair of bowls and chopsticks on the table at some point...
I sat the master beside me and said coldly, "Eat!"
The table is a little small, not as big as the round table in Li's house, and it is more than enough to serve seventeen or eighteen dishes, but there are four men accompanying me, so it is said that the beauty is delicious, and I can eat four more bowls of rice with just these four faces !
"Eat and eat, watch what I do, I'm not as good as you!" I knocked on the master's bowl, calling him back to his soul.
He frowned and stopped me subconsciously. "Yu'er, don't knock on your rice bowl."
This "Yu'er" made my heart tremble. It's been a long time since I heard it. It should be because the atmosphere is just right now, making him forget some unpleasant things, as if he has returned to Li's residence.
I smiled back at the fleeting embarrassment on his face. "Understood, beggars are the only ones who knock on the rice bowl, follow the master to have meat to eat, so don't be a beggar."
I didn’t meet the master in the early years, my shoes were broken, my hat was broken, my bowl was broken, and my clothes were ragged, singing the lotus flower falling all over the river and lake, knocking on bowls and yelling to perform art but not to sell oneself. It took a long time to correct the occupational disease. Over the past so many years, I have not forgotten at all, the memory is really good...
I shook my head and sighed secretly, humming the tune of "Lotus Falling" in a nasal voice, Tang Si asked curiously: "What are you singing?"
"The beggar gang composes the music, Li Yingyu writes the lyrics, Lotus Falling Sisters - Chrysanthemum Remnant!" I grinned, "Qiao Yu can sing too!"
Tang Si squinted at Qiao Yu, and asked coolly, "Did she teach you?"
I answered for Qiao Yu. "I hummed it once when I was a child and he remembered it. He is self-taught. Tang Si, do you want to learn, master, I... I can teach you!" I raised my eyebrows, showing a very pure and innocent smiling face, brewing in my heart With **Ci Yanqu...
As expected of someone who has stayed with me for a long time, Tang Si immediately replied: "No need!" Looking me up and down, "Only that idiot Qiao Yu would be fooled by a lunatic like you."
The expression on Qiao Yu's face tensed, and the surrounding air pressure dropped sharply.
Alarm bells were ringing in my heart, and I immediately looked left and right—fortunately, there were no antique vases! I breathed a sigh of relief, and comforted the two of them: "San'er, don't be jealous, or I'll make up a new love song for you?"
"I'm not jealous!" Tang Si's eyes sparkled, "Which eye of yours saw me jealous! Don't talk while eating, shut up for me!"
Qiao Yu frowned and said, "You are the loudest, be quiet."
Tang Si got angry and grabbed the bowl. "It's your turn to take care of me?"
I shivered, picked up the rice bowl and stepped back, turned around and asked Tao Qing, who was eating on the left, "How much is a rice bowl?"
Tao Qing took the chopsticks and put the fish meat in my bowl, without lifting an eyelid, he said, "It's very cheap."
I nodded in satisfaction, smiled and said to Tang Si: "This can be smashed."
Immediately, Qiao Yu was also offended, but Qiao Yu didn't say anything, but Tang Si smirked and let out a muffled thunder: "Why don't you turn your head instead? Bricks are cheaper, and you don't feel sorry for them if they fall on him anyway. "
Saner, you are so poisonous!
I hastily expressed my heart to Qiao Yu: "Si'er, I definitely didn't mean that, I believe in your body skills, he will never hit you!"
Tang Si sneered: "Then you don't believe my tricks? I have been a member of the Tang Sect for a hundred years..." The self-boasting modified words were not mentioned later, as if to prove that what he said was true, the bowl in his hand flew like this He went out... Naturally, he didn't hit Qiao Yu, but the soup in the bowl splashed his sleeve. Qiao Yu lowered her head silently, looked at her sleeves, then slowly raised her head to look at Tang Si.
Tang Si laughed dryly twice, and compared his five fingers: "My hand is slippery."
I swallowed my saliva and moved my butt back...
Qiao Yu picked up the sleeves expressionlessly, wrung them dry, picked up the vegetable leaves on them, smelled them, probably felt that the smell was too strong, got up and went back to change clothes.
Tang Sizhi ate complacently, I scratched the floor and said, "San'er, don't bully Si'er to be honest..." As I spoke, my eyes stared blankly at the person who came in from the door.
Tang Si smiled indifferently. "You only want to be bullied if you are honest, you can't beat a dull fart with eight sticks!" As soon as the words finished, a bowl of vegetable soup poured down on his head, and Qiao Yu, who was standing behind him, said expressionlessly: "My hand slipped..."
What did I just say... Honestly... Blind my dog eyes...
Tang Si's chest heaved violently, he raised his hand to wipe off the soup on his face, closed his eyes, took a deep breath, took a deep breath...
"Qiao Yu—" Tang Si yelled angrily, the best successor of the Tang Sect in the past century made a move, it was the phantom of thousands of hands overwhelming the sky, Qiao Yu used his slowness to fight fast, not to be outdone, the outcome was hard to tell.
Then what, didn't you agree that you can use violence at home and not use force!
Ah, by the way, it's not in Li's mansion now!
Seeing that the two of them made a wrong hand, one poked the chest and the other teased the cunt, I groaned, holding my job bowl and slipping into the arms of the master, "Tao Er Tao Er, tell them to stop, they are so pornographic and violent!"
The master hugged me with a muffled laugh, and I took a sneak peek at Tao Qing. The latter remained calm and unmoved, and it became more and more violent.
I was depressed, I was troubled, I pulled my hair, and I cried out in grief and indignation: "Ouch... my stomach hurts so much..."
This trick really worked!
The one who reacted most directly was the master. I leaned in his arms, felt his body stiffen, and immediately reached out to my lower abdomen with his right hand. Tang Siqiao rushed to me with a bang, and said in unison: "What's wrong!"
Tao Qing immediately grabbed my wrist and took the pulse. I half-opened my eyes and looked at him. "Do you know medicine?"
He frowned and said, "I understand."
I said angrily: "Let's get Yan Wu back, even if you know medical skills, can you still deliver babies?"
In the end, Tao Qing still said, "I understand a little bit."
I:"… "
You all have the beauty of the country and the city, master, I am the one who is sad and sick, pretending to be sick when I am not sick, easy for me!