Ye Linglong was obviously joking, using things like brain teasers to tease the kid who turned into a nerd.
However, the little kid really took it seriously.
Ye Linglong has a child's nature and is someone who doesn't take jokes seriously. Seeing that the kid is so easy to fool, she even tried to lure him by saying "the law should not be passed lightly".
The little kid was so smart that he immediately understood what Ye Linglong meant, so he asked, "Can you teach me this brain teaser if I join your sect?"
"Join our sect?" Ye Linglong raised her face and said with disdain: "Hmph, I am the only one in the entire Yuqing Sect who has such profound knowledge as brain teasers... and... My dad can. But, my dad doesn’t have time to teach you. He also has to teach Shi Shi, Xiao Wu, and many, many others.”
The little kid was a little anxious and quickly said: "Then, then you teach me!"
"Hey, why should I teach you? Only a master can teach a disciple. I am not your master, and you are not my disciple!" Ye Linglong rolled her eyes and spoke more clearly.
Speaking of which, if the little kid can't understand it, then even the brain teasers can't save him.
Fortunately, the little kid can still be saved!
"Ha, I know, you want to take advantage of me and want me to call you master!" The little kid not only understood, but also understood the deeper meaning.
However, Ye Linglong, whose intentions were exposed, did not panic at all when faced with this situation, but resorted to playing hard to get.
"Hey! It's so funny. You didn't even understand the Math Olympiad questions in elementary school. I want to be your master and you'll make me angry to death. I don't have that much time!" Ye Linglong said with disdain.
"Hmph!" The little kid snorted coldly, turned back and continued to watch Qianli Zhuanshen.
However, the little kid can no longer stand it.
He looked at it thousands of miles away.
He turned his face again and looked at Ye Linglong with his peripheral vision.
He turned back to look at Qianli Chuanshen again.
Couldn't help but secretly look at Ye Linglong again.
After going back and forth like this three or four times, the little kid finally couldn't help it anymore, turned to look at Ye Linglong, and asked: "In addition to the ten birds on the tree, do you also do any other sharp turns with your head?"
"It's the brain! You just lack the brain." Ye Linglong corrected the other party's statement and felt that the other party was about to take the bait, so she said with a smile: "Of course, I told you, this is very profound knowledge. How can there be only one question like that! Why, do you still want to guess?"
"Well, I want to see how great your profound knowledge is. I don't believe that I can't answer every question correctly." The little kid nodded firmly.
"Hehe!" Ye Linglong showed a bit of a bad smile, pressed the giant panda Taiji's back, made it lie down a little, and got a little closer to the little kid, and said: "Listen up, what is said in the tree... ..."
Before Ye Linglong finished speaking, the little kid immediately shouted dissatisfied: "Hey, it's ten birds in the tree again! Didn't you say there are other questions?"
"Of course it's another question. If you want to hear it, just listen honestly!" Ye Linglong scolded him unceremoniously, and then continued what he just said: "Say there is a little monkey riding on the tree, and there is a little monkey on the ground. How many little monkeys are there in total?”
"...Don't you need to stone me this time?" The little kid was quite cautious. He learned from the experience of ten birds and asked an additional condition.
Ye Linglong shook her head and said in a funny way: "Don't you think you have learned a little knowledge? But of course you won't hit this question with a stone."
"Isn't that simple?" The little kid immediately felt relieved, and then said confidently: "Seven on the tree, one on the ground, seven plus one and eight, a total of eight little monkeys!"
"Wrong!" Ye Linglong said without mercy.
"What's wrong? There are seven in the tree and one on the ground. You said you didn't use stones to hit them. You won't scare away the ones in the tree!" the little kid retorted unconvinced.
"Listen carefully, it's a little monkey riding on a tree, riding a big horse, riding Tai Chi!" Ye Linglong patted the giant panda Tai Chi under her seat, emphasizing the homophonic issue to the little kid. , and finally gave the standard answer: "So, one on the tree and one on the ground, a total of two little monkeys!"
"You... No, come again!" The little kid got angry again.
This time, Ye Linglong sped up her speech, as if she wanted to play a quick question and answer game, and said, "Now, listen up, there are seven monkeys riding on the tree and one monkey on the ground. How many monkeys are there in total? "
The little kid didn't even think about why he asked the same question twice and blurted out: "Two!"
"Wrong, eight, haha!" Ye Linglong said with a laugh.
"Why, why are there eight more?" The little kid was a little doubtful.
"Listen clearly, it's seven monkeys riding on the tree!" Ye Linglong repeated the question to the little kid word by word.
"Ah, ride seven!" The little kid thought about it carefully and found that it was really what the other party said, but he still said unwillingly: "Can the tree bear it?"
"Hehe, don't worry about whether the tree can bear it or not. Even if it breaks and falls, it will be eight monkeys." Ye Linglong had already fallen down laughing, burying her face in the fur of the giant panda Tai Chi, and kept moving her hands. Patting Tai Chi's neck.
The little kid looked deeply shocked. After a while, he sneezed like a mosquito from his mouth and said: "... Master... Master"
Ye Linglong had very good ears. She immediately sat up from the giant panda's back, looked at the little kid and asked, "Hey, what did you say?"
As long as you tear off your face once, it will be impossible to put it back on again.
The little brat finally gave up and said loudly to Ye Linglong: "Master, I want to learn your sharp turn!"
"Bang!"
Before Ye Linglong could react, the headmaster of Xuantian Sect, who was having an awkward chat with Shi Lin over there, suddenly jumped up from his chair.
Of course, not only the headmaster of Xuantian Sect, but also the other two elders chatting with || had similar reactions.
The three people with six eyes all looked at Ye Linglong and Little Kid.
"Ancestor... Patriarch... No!" The headmaster of Xuantian Sect turned pale and shouted to the little kid as if he was crying.
Previously, the little kid said that he wanted to become Ye Zan's distraction incarnation as his teacher, but Xuantian Sect's headmaster and others were worried about the seniority issue and tried to dissuade him.
Fortunately, Qingpao didn't want to take advantage of this, so he directly rejected the kid and left Qianli Chuanshen and the question bank.
This also made everyone in Xuantian Sect feel relieved.
However, no matter how hard you take precautions, you can't prevent your ancestor's eagerness to learn.
We only had an awkward chat here for a while, but over there it has actually developed to the point where the dignified founder of Xuantian Sect wants to worship a little girl as his disciple!
If we had known this, when the little brat wanted to worship that Taoist Wuji as his teacher, we shouldn't have stopped him! The headmaster of Xuantian Sect and the two elders could be said to be extremely regretful at this time.
"What are you doing? You stopped me just now, and you are still stopping me now. I want to learn something, but why is it so difficult!" The little kid looked at the people rushing toward him and shouted hysterically.
"Grandmaster, isn't this a legend from a thousand miles away? It is said that everything is available on the Internet, can't we just learn it on the Internet ourselves?" The headmaster and elders of Xuantian Sect surrounded the little kid and persuaded him earnestly.
"No, there aren't those sharp turns on the Internet, I have to learn that!" The little kid also got angry, gritted his teeth and glared at a few people, showing a posture of not giving up until the goal was achieved, and said hatefully: " It seems that I was too gentle with you, which caused you to misunderstand me!"
You know, before receiving "education", the little kid was like a little devil star in Xuantian Sect.
His own strength is not weak, and with the status of "ancestor", he is a completely sideways existence in Xuantian Sect.
Some people are "cheap". If you talk to them nicely, they will think you are easy to bully.
But now, seeing that the little kid was obviously anxious, several people from the Xuantian Sect finally recalled the fear of being dominated in the previous decades.
"Ancestor... Ancestor... Whatever you want to learn, we can think of other ways. You don't have to become a disciple!" Xuantian Sect Headmaster persuaded again without giving up.
"Hmph, if you have the skills, you can kill me today, otherwise no one can stop me. I'm determined to be my master!" When the little kid said this, he slapped the Thousand Miles Teleportation in his hand on the table. , cupping his fists and cupping his hands, facing Ye Linglong.
At this time, there was an elder of the Xuantian Sect standing in the way between Little Kid and Ye Linglong.
However, seeing the little brat about to kneel down, this elder was so courageous that he did not dare to suffer the kneeling of his ancestor!
As for coming up to help...
Don't even think about it.
As a result, the elder had only one choice left, and quickly stepped aside, revealing Ye Linglong who was blocking the back.
Maybe, some people think that since they don't dare to stop their ancestor, then wouldn't it be enough to get the little girl Ye Linglong away
But the question is, is Ye Linglong more troublesome than a little kid
It is said that "where there is a will, there is a way." Since this little brat is bent on becoming a disciple, how can the Xuantian Sect stop him!
"Plop" sound.
The little kid knelt on the ground, and while bowing down, he shouted: "Disciple pays homage to the master, and asks the master to accept me as his disciple and teach me the art of brain teasers!"
As I said before, this little kid has no education, so naturally he doesn't understand the etiquette of becoming a master and accepting a disciple.
Therefore, this ritual is somewhat nondescript and the words are spoken in a messy manner.
Ye Linglong was still sitting firmly on the back of the giant panda, looking left and right at the Xuantian Sect members, as well as Shi Lin and Wu Liao who were following them.
Whether it was several people from the Xuantian Sect, or Shi Lin and Wu Liao, they were all giving various hints and winks at this time, hoping that Ye Linglong could refuse.
Since the little brat wants to become a disciple, and the people of Xuantian Sect cannot persuade him and dare not stop him, they can only find a solution on Ye Linglong.
As long as Ye Linglong refuses to accept the brat as his disciple, except for the brat, he may be disappointed, but to everyone else, it will definitely be "hello, me, hello, everyone."
However, Ye Linglong is also a child!
Under everyone's gaze and suggestion, Ye Linglong raised her hand with a smile and said to the little kid in front of her: "Haha, okay! Seeing that you are so sincere, I will reluctantly accept you as my apprentice."
It’s over! Everyone in the Xuantian Sect suddenly felt weak at their feet, as if the end of the world had come, and their hearts were full of despair.
Their ancestor worshiped this little girl Ye Linglong as his teacher, so what should they do
In fact, the people who are distressed are not only the people in the front, but also the seniors in retreat behind.
Although the seniors are higher than the headmasters and elders, no one can compare with Zuowang Daozu.
Fortunately, those old-timers were stubborn enough that they had not come out of the retreat, but they had avoided the embarrassment of facing Ye Linglong.
At this moment, footsteps were heard outside the hall, and the two elders who had gone to prepare gifts came in with some disciples.
The disciples of the Xuantian Sect carried various boxes into the hall, either holding them in their hands or carrying them by two people. In short, no one was empty-handed.
"Come on, leave everything here and go out." An elder pointed to the middle of the hall and said to the disciples who were following behind.
"Headmaster, there are three senior brothers, what's wrong with you?" Another elder noticed very keenly that the atmosphere in the hall seemed a bit depressing.
Before the headmaster and others could speak, the little kid who had successfully accepted Ye Linglong as his teacher walked out from between the headmaster and the elders with his head held high.
"Listen, I have already worshiped my master. When you see my master in the future, you must treat me as if you were seeing me, otherwise... otherwise..." The little brat originally wanted to do what he did before. These people say threatening and harsh words, but they are unable to say them out because of their education.
Fortunately, the two elders who had just come in, as well as the disciples who were moving things, were already shocked when they heard the previous words, and they had no intention of waiting for the next words.
"What, apprenticeship?"
"Headmaster, what's going on?"
The two elders, shocked and puzzled, asked the headmaster and the other three elders.
However, the headmaster waved his hands helplessly, and said in a hoarse voice: "Don't, don't ask, it's better not to know about this!"
"How can you not ask? What is the status of the Patriarch? Who here dares to be the Patriarch's master!" An elder asked unwillingly.
With a gust of wind, the giant panda Tai Chi rushed from behind to the center of the hall, carrying Ye Linglong firmly on his back.
After arriving in front of everyone, Ye Linglong looked around everyone, her eyes swept across the faces of those people, and then said proudly: "Humph! I am his master, what's wrong!"
"..."
There was silence in the main hall, or it could be said to be dead silence.
"Hehe, hehe, the little girl really knows how to joke! Come, there are gifts prepared for you, come and see if you like it." An elder suddenly said with a smile, as if he had not heard Ye Linglong's words at all and was still minding his own business. Go to the gift.
As long as I pretend not to hear, nothing bad will happen!