"Daddy!"
Seeing Ye Zan suddenly appear, the little Loli shouted out in surprise and jumped into Ye Zan's arms like a baby swallow returning to its nest. A muffled sound of "bang" was heard. It was clearly a cannonball, and Ye Zan took a few steps back before he could stand still. Fortunately, this is the False God Realm, and fortunately Ye Zan's physical body is not weak. If anyone else had been hit like this, his bones would have been broken.
Of course, the little Lolita was not without seriousness. She knew that her father would not be hurt, so she "bumped" him so hard.
However, the "little primitive man" didn't know this. When he stood over there and saw this scene, he couldn't help but sweat secretly. He was not a fool. Just by looking at the horns on the little Loli's head, he knew that she was not a mortal girl, but he did not expect that she would have such terrifying power.
The little Loli who threw herself into Ye Zan's arms buried her little face in Ye Zan's chest, shook her head constantly, and shouted: "Well, Daddy..."
After a while, Ye Zan patted the little Loli on the back and said angrily: "Okay, wipe it clean!"
The little Loli then stopped, raised her face and kissed Ye Zan on the face to please her, and asked with a bit of coquettishness: "Daddy, why are you here?"
"Of course Daddy is here to see how miserable that miserable person you mentioned is." Ye Zan said in a funny way, reaching out and pinching the little Loli's nose, and then turned his gaze to the person who was standing there. The motionless "little primitive man" over there.
A very miserable person... Are you talking about me? The young man was stunned for a moment, and when he saw Ye Zan looking at him, he couldn't help but reveal a somewhat embarrassed smile, rubbed his hands and said, "Well, this uncle..."
Uncle
After coming to this world, Ye Zan has been called many names, from Tai Shang to Master Uncle, from Elder to Taoist Fellow. This is the first time he has heard someone call him this.
However, looking at the other person's age, and then calculating his own age, Ye Zan could only accept it.
"Daddy, the meat grilled by big brother is delicious." Little Loli said softly. She didn't know whether she meant to relieve the boy's embarrassment, or whether she was just a foodie.
And Ye Zan didn't want to appear too aggressive, lest he scare away the friends his daughter had made so easily. In fact, the reason why he showed up was because the little Loli showed a small hand just now, which scared the boy a little.
"Really?" Ye Zan looked at the young man again, with a hint of disbelief in his eyes.
That young man was really big-hearted. Seeing that Ye Zan seemed to be doubting his skills, he immediately forgot all the previous things and said: "Uncle, I am not bragging to you. Even though I am not old, but in this forest There is no game that I don’t know how to cook. Even if I only use half of my skills, I will definitely make you eat it all."
"Hey, you are not old, but your tone is quite good! Then I want to see if your skills are worthy of your tone." Ye Zan said with a look of disbelief.
"Okay, let me show you my skills, uncle!" The young man was also aroused to have a competitive spirit. He came to the fire in a few steps, but when he saw the fire, he said: "This fire can't be used anymore. "Uncle, wait a minute."
The fire was extinguished by a stream of water sprayed by Xiao Ba, and all the stones and wood were wet, and the bottom was also muddy. Therefore, the young man turned to a dry and flat land nearby, carried stones, and prepared to build another fire.
Ye Zan shook his head and said with a smile: "I can't wait any longer, you'd better just use this."
When the young man heard this, he couldn't help frowning and was about to say something. But over there, Ye Zan raised his hand and waved lightly towards the extinguished mound, and it suddenly seemed as if the time in that space was reversed. I saw the ashes that were originally splashing around, flying towards the fire and then flying back. At the same time, the flames in the fire also grew from small to large, and a stream of water flew out from the fire and flew towards the little boy crawling on the stone. Over there.
Xiao Baxia was originally disgraced by the ashes, but at this time, all the ashes on his body left his body and flew back to the fire. However, before Xiao Baxia had time to react, the water he sprayed out earlier flew back, and he was immediately poured all over his body.
"Angang!" Xiaoba shouted to Ye Zan twice in dissatisfaction.
"Damn it, I'll make you disobedient again!" The little Lolita, in Ye Zan's arms, clapped her hands happily when she saw that the bully was being punished.
Xiaoba tilted his head, turned around and rushed towards Ye Zan and Little Loli, looking like he was squatting in the corner drawing circles.
The young man was once again stunned by this scene, and shouted with surprise: "Wow, uncle, are you a god?"
In fact, of course Ye Zan does not have the ability to turn back time, but it is very simple to do this in the Virtual God Realm, it is just a matter of giving a few instructions. And the reason why he did this was not to show off. It would be too funny for the dignified Yuanying ancestor to show off in front of an ordinary boy.
"Now, can this fire be used?" Ye Zan did not respond to the young man's words, but pointed to the restored fire and asked.
"Oh, that's enough. Then uncle, just wait and see my skills." The young man came back to his senses and patted his chest and said.
I saw the young man, first stirring the fire, then turned around like a monkey, climbed up the rope ladder to his tree house, and soon dropped to the ground with the package. The young man opened the package next to the fire. Inside, there were some simple and rough bottles and jars, which looked like they were burned by himself.
"You see, uncle, this is my secret weapon. Normally I would be reluctant to use it myself." The young man looked very excited. He didn't know whether he was excited to show off his skills or because he had an excuse to use these treasures. . However, immediately after, the young man stood up awkwardly and said, "Oh, I forgot to prepare the game. Uncle, wait a moment. I will catch a wild boar for you and come back soon."
A boy of 12 or 13 years old actually said he was going to catch a wild boar and said it would be "quick". If this were put outside and allowed to be heard by ordinary mortals, they would probably be laughed out of their wits.
However, before logging into the Virtual God Realm, the first thing to do is to have your body scanned so that the same character can be generated in the Virtual God Realm. Therefore, Ye Zan, who had already seen the boy's login information, knew that this boy was not lying, which was why he showed his hand just now.
Although this kid is just a mortal, his physical body is definitely a gift, so Ye Zan started to love talents.
Ye Zan did not let the young man catch the wild boar, but stopped him and said, "Boy, you are not afraid of getting into trouble and want to run away. Isn't it just catching a wild boar? Let's see what this is."
As he spoke, Ye Zan stretched out his hand to grab the void in the dense forest, and immediately saw a huge object flying out of the dense forest, and landed in front of several people in a blink of an eye. It was a huge wild boar. The wild boar was still alive, but lying there unable to move, only grunting and breathing heavily.
When the young man heard Ye Zan's previous words, he was so angry that he wanted to refute him, but when he saw the huge wild boar coming out, he immediately forgot what he wanted to refute, and exclaimed in amazement: "Uncle, you are really a god. "
"Haha, it's just a small trick, you really haven't seen the world." Ye Zan said indifferently.
"How do you know I haven't seen it?" the young man said with dissatisfaction.
"What have you seen?" Ye Zan asked with a smile.
"Huh, I've seen gods fight. The mountains suddenly became flat, the trees suddenly withered, and swords dropped from the sky like rain! If I hadn't been clever enough, I would have gone to see my parents long ago. "Yeah." The young man said with great enthusiasm.
"Oh? I still don't know how you got into this place. Is it related to the 'fighting between gods' you mentioned?" Ye Zan then asked.
Even if a mortal is extremely talented but has no sect and no backing, it is impossible for him to obtain a gaming helmet and enter the virtual world of gods. Therefore, Ye Zan was also a little curious about how the boy got the gaming helmet.
"Humph, yes." The boy replied as he walked up to the wild boar, grabbed the wild boar's hind legs, and effortlessly dragged the wild boar to the side of the stream. Then, he pulled out a dagger from his waist, and while killing the pig and disemboweling it, he continued: "Those two gods were fighting on the mountain opposite. The sound of the fight was terrifying, as if the mountain collapsed. Same. Later, when there was no movement there, I ran over and took a peek, and found a box that looked like a helmet worn by a general. I originally planned to use it to make porridge, but when I took it back and put it on, it stopped. I found myself in this different place.”
Ye Zan watched the young man handle the wild boar skillfully and couldn't help but feel speechless when he heard the other person said that he almost used the helmet to make porridge. I have to say that although this kid has had a miserable experience, he seems to have good luck. When two monks fight, he can pick up the game helmet that enters the Virtual God Realm. He wants to use it to make porridge but finds something else. usefulness.
Moreover, through the boy's words, Ye Zan also confirmed his guess and knew why the other party did not log in to the novice area, but appeared directly here.
The two fighting monks sounded like they were probably from the demonic path, or at least the original owner of the helmet was a demonic person. The gaming helmet allows you to set the login location. Generally, righteous disciples log in to the novice area by default. Only people of the demonic path will choose to use the actual location as the login location in order to avoid being discovered by the righteous path.
Ye Zan added this setting to the game helmet, in fact, just to give people of the devil a chance to enter the virtual god world. After all, this False God Realm is a place for experience, and how can experience be without fighting against people of the devil's way? Moreover, Ye Zan also wants to use this method to obtain more information about those in the Demonic Path and learn what methods they are good at.
As for whether those demonic people would get any experience in the False God Realm, Ye Zan didn't really care.
"You little guy is very lucky." Ye Zan said with a smile.
"Um... Uncle Immortal, you're not here to ask for this helmet, are you?" The young man suddenly thought of this question and stopped working on his hands.
Obviously, the young man has not yet figured out the situation in the Virtual God Realm, and he does not know that the two people meeting here and now may actually be thousands of miles apart. Therefore, he thought that Xiao Loli and Ye Zan probably lived not too far away from him. He thought of Ye Zan's methods just now, and then recalled the two fighting gods he had seen, and he easily thought that Ye Zan and the two fighting gods were on the same team.
Ye Zan smiled and shook his head, gently stroked the little Lolita's hair, and said, "Then it depends on your skills to convince me."
"Ah!" The young man was stunned for a moment, but he soon realized what Ye Zan meant, and immediately said happily: "Uncle, don't worry, I even took out my treasures, if this is the case If I can’t satisfy you, then I’ll return the helmet to you!”
After saying this, the boy's movements immediately became a little faster, and he quickly took care of the wild boar. Of course, it is obviously impossible to roast such a huge wild boar directly on the fire. So, the young man cut off a few pieces of meat from the best parts of the wild boar, and happily came to the fire.
The wild boar meat was placed on the fire. The young man scratched it with a dagger a few times, and then slightly increased the fire below. While slowly turning the barbecue over, he took out various items from the pile of bottles and cans. Sprinkle the seasoning carefully on the meat little by little.
After a while, the aroma of barbecue came out, and coupled with the boy's seasoning, the smell was indeed quite attractive. Anyway, the little Lolita in Ye Zan's arms has transformed into a snack food, staring closely at the barbecue on the fire, and a trace of drool can't help but flow from the corner of her mouth.
Seeing his daughter like this, Ye Zan couldn't help but secretly smile bitterly, as if he had treated this little guy harshly. And the guy with his butt thrust forward, as if he was squatting under the little bully drawing circles in the corner, was attracted by the scent and turned around, stretched his neck and looked at the barbecue on the fire without moving.
Finally, the young man took down the barbecue and said, "Okay, uncle, come and try my craftsmanship!"
The young man placed the barbecue on a relatively flat stone, cut it into several pieces with a dagger, and then served it with leaves found from somewhere and handed it to Ye Zan and Little Loli. Of course, he didn't forget about Xiao Ba's next portion, which he was eagerly waiting for, so that the little turtle wouldn't get angry and squirt again.
In fact, it’s hard to tell how good the roast is.
Little Loli said it was delicious because she had rarely eaten this kind of roasted game in Yuqing Sect. The boy thinks it tastes good because he lives in a difficult environment and doesn't have the opportunity to eat barbecue every day.
Of course, the young man still has some skills, and with the seasonings he made himself, the roasted taste is indeed good, but it is not so delicious that it will make people swallow their tongues.