At the official headquarters of Star Card, Zou Xiaoning pressed the surrounding poster of Zhang Xie Mingzhe during the All-Star period on his desk, and wrote a line on it: "Please don't keep us working overtime."
Zhou Jiayao, the director at the next table, wrote a sentence: A director who often works overtime can get double the year-end bonus.
It was Friday again, everyone was restless in the afternoon, Zou Xiaoning whispered: "It has been a week since the last review of the top ten Hades, Xie Mingzhe has not moved, I always have a bad premonition..."
Before the word "sense" was spoken, a reminder sounded in everyone's ears: 12 cards were submitted to the manual review channel.
The office suddenly wailed, and everyone glared at Zou Xiaoning.
Zou Xiaoning was about to cry: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have spoken!"
Zhou Jiayao waved his hand calmly: "Come on, it's a habit to work overtime, but if you don't work overtime, you feel empty in your heart. Well, I'll invite everyone to afternoon tea, and we'll try to get his 12 cards this afternoon."
She said so, but she knew in her heart that it was not so easy to get Xie Mingzhe's 12 cards.
In fact, Xie Mingzhe submitted 13 cards at a time, because "Shenxing Taibao" Dai Zong had a simple design and only accelerated one skill, which was directly reviewed by the system. The other 12 were submitted to the artificial channel.
Zhou Jiayao sent Zou Xiaoning downstairs to buy a sumptuous afternoon tea for everyone.
At the beginning of the review, everyone didn't have any opinions. They only thought that Xie Mingzhe had a brilliant mind, and the skill design was very interesting.
When the audit came to Yan Qing, the head was big for a long time, and there were a lot of formulas listed in the data settlement, and the actual calculation was required...
When he saw Pan Jinlian, a man complained: "Dalang has taken the medicine, and it has its own sound effect! The cards designed by Xie Mingzhe are really getting more and more annoying. If Pan Jinlian and Wang Xifeng appear together, a hahaha Laughing non-stop, one is talking about Dalang drinking the medicine and poisoning the other side, I guess the opponent will be driven crazy by him."
Someone next to him echoed: "We suggest a silent mode for teamfights. I really can't stand his cards with their own sound effects and have to say lines when he puts on skills."
It is also a kind of fun for everyone to spit while reviewing.
When the results were reviewed to Sun Erniang...
Zou Xiaoning was eating buns. She went to buy food according to the director's instructions. The buns in the newly opened store downstairs were very delicious. She bought a few baskets of steaming buns and came back to watch her eat them. Everyone was jealous and took them one by one. Chatting while eating buns.
At this moment, Sun Erniang's "human meat bun" skill was enlarged on the screen.
The office was suddenly silent, everyone stopped chewing, and the buns in their mouths couldn't swallow, which looked very funny.
The people from the map department next door happened to see this scene when they passed by—
I saw everyone in the data department with buns in their mouths, staring at the big screen with wide eyes, as if seeing a monster, their faces full of horror.
This picture is a bit funny, and my colleagues in the map department resisted the urge to take pictures and continued to watch.
After a while, Zou Xiaoning was the first to react, enduring the stomach acid and spitting out the buns in his mouth, and there were also sounds of coughing, swallowing, and various sighs.
Zou Xiaoning said with a sad face: "Human buns, why is Xie Mingzhe so perverted!"
She loves steamed buns and meat stuffing the most. Xie Mingzhe, a neuropathy, actually designed the skill of "human meat buns". Is he making trouble with her? Looking at the meat stuffing in the buns, and thinking of the word human flesh, I really lost my appetite.
Colleagues all around were full of dishes, and the steamed buns that I thought were very fragrant were hard to swallow.
Zhou Jiayao just didn't eat. Looking at everyone's expressions, she rubbed her temples with a headache and said, "I won't eat steamed buns for the next few days. You should eat bread or steamed buns for breakfast instead of stuffing."
Everyone: "… "
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At this time, Xie Mingzhe was waiting for the audit results at the Nirvana Club.
Ever since he received an official reply asking him to submit the cards during working hours, he cooperated and put the submission time in the afternoon. In order to avoid the trouble for the engineers to review one by one, he also thoughtfully saved a dozen and submitted them together. Every time I received the results the next morning, Xie Mingzhe thought that the official email was sent in the morning, but they were working overtime all night.
After chatting a few words with Tang Muzhou in the evening, he fell asleep happily. In his dream, he dreamed that he was made into an oversized meat bun, and a group of people around were rushing to eat him, while shouting "Death to Xie Mingzhe". Come and eat him.
After waking up in the morning, he touched his nose and felt a little dazed. Why has he been feeling cursed and resentful lately!
Who the hell is cursing him
The official statisticians have something to say: You bastard not only changed our routine, but also affected our breakfast habits!
Xie Mingzhe received the official email at 8:00 a.m. This time, because the master checked, the data of each skill was checked in detail. After the official check and calculation, only some basic data were fine-tuned, and the skill design was all passed.
With the new card, Xie Mingzhe was so excited that he caught Xiao Ke early in the morning to go to the arena to fight.
Xiao Ke has been abused by everyone in turn in the past few days, and progress has been rapid. Gongsun Jiuniang, Liancheng and other new ghost cards have become very skilled.
The two entered the 7V7 mode.
Qin Xuan, Chen Xiao and Chen Qianlin came to the arena to watch the fight after they found out.
Xiao Ke took a few output cards, and put two Hades cards among the hidden cards. Xie Mingzhe brought five cards of Yan Qing, Hua Rong, Lin Chong, Li Kui and Song Jiang, and the hidden cards were Pan Jinlian and Sun Erniang.
This lineup is very crispy, and only Song Jiang is protected. But Yu Ke's deck is also very crispy, and it's hard to say whether the two of them will win or lose.
Yu Ke was quite confident. After all, all Xie Mingzhe had just made new cards, and the few cards he held were more skilled.
He first released the painted skin to copy Song Jiang, and withstood a wave of damage, Xie Mingzhe had no choice but to let Yan Qing remove the painted skin in seconds. Li Kui followed closely after entering the venue to beat the opponent. Pan Jinlian came out at this time, and while he was talking about "Dalang has taken medicine", he forced Xiaoke's remnant blood Gongsun Jiuniang to come over and fed him a mouthful of poison!
Yu Ke was stunned and wanted to complain: Nima! There is no distinction between men and women, and they are still forcibly feeding medicine. Can it be cured
After Gongsun Jiuniang was poisoned to death, Yu Ke asked Qiao Sheng and Lian Cheng to join forces to cut into the opponent's camp. Taking advantage of Song Jiang's skill CD, the ghost couple teamed up to stack up attack speed and smashed Xie Mingzhe's several character cards in one go!
But just when Xiao Ke was about to let the black impermanence go to harvest, Sun Erniang suddenly came out.
She drew a black shop with a range of 30×30 meters on the field, and all targets in the black shop received a crit damage!
The damage of the black shop is effective for both the enemy and us. When Xiaoke's long-range fort Gongsun Jiuniang died, most of the remaining cards were melee cards, including Hei Wuchang, Qiao Sheng, Liancheng, and Nie Xiaoqian. All the cards were put into the black shop, and with one crit attack, the group was disabled, and Xie Mingzhe's own character card was actually killed by Sun Erniang!
Yu Ke: "… "
Holy crap, is it appropriate to kill all your teammates while you hit me
But then, a scene that shattered Yu Ke's three views appeared.
After Sun Erniang killed her teammates, she instantly made five cages of human-meat buns, and threw it towards Yu Ke's ghost card.
—Critical attack, KO!
Yu Ke: "..."
who I am? where am I? What kind of weirdo am I fighting
In addition to Chen Qianlin's long-anticipated results, Chen Xiao also looked complicated and checked the battle records in disbelief.
Yu Ke howled directly in the ring: "Azhe, what kind of skill do you have? I didn't even react when I was suddenly killed!"
Xie Mingzhe said with a smile: "The new card I just made yesterday, a boss-level team battle card in the late stage, is really strong in actual combat, let me show you."
Both Yu Ke and Chen Xiao curiously looked at the card skills he released.
After reading it, the two said: "… "
Xie Mingzhe explained next to him: "Xiao Ke, you didn't see it, I was selling blood on purpose just now, so that all card skills were about the same, and if I destroyed your card, I was also disabled. At this time, Erniang Sun appeared in seconds. Teammates, because the teammates have already played their value, it doesn't matter if they die in battle, Sun Erniang just used the corpse to make buns and then broke out again, and immediately cleared the field."
Indeed, the effect of clearing the field was achieved in an instant, and it was not inferior to the ghouls and the king of monsters!
Chen Xiao sighed; "Your card is actually more useful than the ghoul. After the ghoul eats the corpse and strengthens its attack, because it is a single harvest card, he can only kill the opponent one by one, and Erniang Sun can Directly launch a group attack, and a wave of critical strikes takes away all the remaining blood cards on the opposite side, unexpectedly second teammates, and then erupts, this card is really strong!"
Chen Qianlin said: "It's similar to the Gu King, but the condition for the formation of the Gu King is to eat the live Gu worms that eat the residual blood. Sun Erniang is a death card to make a bun, and there are outbreaks. Sun Erniang is more flexible."
Yu Ke: "… "
He didn't want to listen to the battle analysis of these great gods. He only knew that he had just eaten meat buns in the morning, and his stomach was a little uncomfortable at this time.
Xie Mingzhe said with a smile: "Actually, there is another way to use it, that is, Sun Erniang cooperates with Deathrattle cards. For example, Sun Erniang adds Qin Keqing, Guo Jia, Dou E and other powerful Deathrattle cards, which can not only take away teammates to trigger Deathrattle skills, but also Bring your teammates to make buns and attack again."
Everyone: "… "
It is conceivable that Qin Keqing touched the porcelain and made the opponent hang himself; Dou E came to touch the porcelain again, and the opponent was frozen in the snow; Guo Jia came out to sell blood, and the whole regiment attacked after his death; , Sun Erniang made human flesh buns from the corpse left by the Death Words card...
The picture was so beautiful that the opponent probably had the heart to kill Xie Mingzhe.
Chen Xiao endured a smile and said, "When the card group is announced before the start of the team competition, we must be careful that our official website of Nirvana will be maxed out. It is estimated that a group of people will come in and scold Ah Zhe for being perverted."
Chen Qianlin said solemnly: "I will let Chi Yingying prepare a few more servers in advance."
Xie Mingzhe: "..."
The navy is not afraid to scold him at all, he will pretend to be dead at that time, anyway, he is thick-skinned.
Wait until the arena, and then use these new cards to torture opponents and spectators.