Director An never thought that the brains of several female ghosts would be so pivotal.
For the film, he carefully designed his characters and behavior patterns to ensure that the grievances of the ghosts were stimulated.
But I didn't expect that after being disrupted by the stupid actors, it's not just that the shooting materials can't be used so simply.
Are these female ghosts still supporters of gender equality
What does it mean to be a man without sexual harassment? What is the psychological shadow of considering the old man and the big man? Co-authoring with you guys, is your mental awareness quite high
Director An was frightened and afraid, and couldn't help but yell at the satyr player: "It's him, it's this turtle bear thing, I'm just a photographer, I'm only responsible for recording and I really don't know anything? "
The satyr player quit: "Why do you want to shirk the responsibility? You asked people to buy things for squatting before, and you pushed it to the staff. Now you want to push it to the staff."
Speaking to several female ghosts and Director An's wife: "Let's talk about it first, I'm helpless too."
"This grandson asked me to harass a woman and go to the subway to take pictures of the bottom of her skirt. I wondered if this is illegal? But he gave me a death order, if I don't do it, I will get out."
"Life is forced, it's not easy to make a living these days, so I have to do it, but even though I am poor, I have to stick to my moral bottom line, right?"
"Fortunately, it's not illegal to harass a man. At most, you will be beaten when you meet a violent buddy, but it's better than bullying a girl, right? As a result, I thought of the best of both worlds, but Director An was not happy and kept coming back. Calling me a coward and eggless, I'm surprised, they all shoot perverts, is there any difference between me and women?"
Director An listened to the other party's babble and shook everything out, and was half scared in his heart.
Sure enough, the female ghosts heard the words, their voices were no longer the gentle wind and drizzle, they became gloomy and sharp, and the surrounding temperature dropped suddenly—
"Oh? Harassing women?"
"Sneak photo of the bottom of the skirt?"
"Following?"
Director An was dizzy for a while, clearly seeing the smiles of these female ghosts getting weirder and weirder, the corners of their mouths cracked behind the ears, and the sharp teeth seemed to bounce over at any moment, biting a piece of his flesh.
The most terrifying thing is that his wife doesn't know anything about it, and even listens to the satyr actor and still fights with him. Others stood around watching the show, and the whole space was very weird.
There are so many people, but it's like he is aware of the danger alone. The loneliness and fear of extreme emotions without a sense of identity around them make people crazy.
Director An screamed in horror, broke free from his wife and rushed out the door.
Lu Qingjia motioned for the other players to pick up the cameras. The climax of the movie was being staged, how could it be missed
Director An escaped from the room of the five female ghosts, and he was relieved.
He hurriedly took out what was in his trouser pocket, it was a snuff bottle with intricate incantations, it looked like it was a few years old.
This is one of the few things passed down by his mother's ancestors. Because it was passed down from male to female, it was kept by his uncle before, but this time he lent it to him for self-defense.
The old man said that with this thing, you can't say that you can avoid Specter 100%, at least your life is safe.
Director An held the snuff bottle and felt a little at ease.
Then he heard the sound of hitting a ball from the end of the corridor.
"Is it okay? I just saw a child playing balls in the corridor. Maybe children from the surrounding residents. I saw someone sneaking in here to play."
Director An suddenly remembered what the idiots in the film crew had said in the daytime.
It's the middle of the night, even if it's a child sneaking in nearby, how could this point still be there
Director An knew what it was, but he couldn't help turning his head.
I saw a little boy of a few years old, holding a small ball in his hand, amusing himself in the corridor and playing with it.
Director An was relieved, and finally did not let him see the terrifying picture of the headless child holding his head.
He didn't dare to pay attention to the other party, he just froze in place, wanting to silently wait for the other party to leave.
But it backfired, and his wife and others also came out of the satyr actor's room.
Looking at the child, the director's wife said with a smile as she read about the son who was similar to him at home, "You son? Which house do you live in? You still haven't gone back to sleep so late? Stop playing, be careful your mother beats you for a while."
The little boy raised his head, looked good, and his eyes were round and wet. Director An's wife was very rare when she saw it, but unfortunately there was no candy on her body, otherwise she would give one: "This child is really white and tender, and my aunt will steam it for you tomorrow morning. eat cake."
The child's eyes lit up when he heard the meal, obviously greedy, and then showed a frustrated expression: "I'll wait for my father."
"What's wrong with your father? Don't worry, the adults will come back by themselves, you go back to sleep first."
The child shook his head: "Dad went to gamble, took all the money in the family, and said he was going to turn over the book."
The director's wife scolded him as soon as he heard it: "The gambler who commits evil, he doesn't count himself dead, he drags the whole family, and whoever joins him is really a mother-in-law and a child."
He heard the child say again: "My dad didn't gamble for a long time, he was seduced by an uncle."
"Who?" The director's wife said subconsciously, "To persuade people to bet on things like thunder and lightning."
Then he saw the child pointing at his man and said, "He, he took the uncle who lives in our room to gamble for a day and a night. When he came back, his uncle played cards every day, and my dad went to gamble again."
The director's wife just felt that she couldn't lift her head up in front of the bright eyes of the child.
Like a crocodile with energy, she turned around slowly, grabbed Director An's ear and ripped it apart: "Damn, I shouldn't have raised money for you to make a bad movie."
"You made your mother's movie? It turned out that all the five poisons came to you? A family finally got a little better. You are doing something like a goddamn thunderstorm, you know?"
Director An is more suspicious of life, why, why did the end come back to him
If a gambler player is so addicted to go back and play cards, then he should be the one he should be looking for? Why point to yourself
Director An endured the piercing pain in his ears, and quickly explained: "It has been said that the theme of my movie is to shoot small people's laughter and scolding, and I don't interfere much. How can you blame me?"
Then he pointed to Lu Qingjia and said, "He, he paid, otherwise, where do you think our poor crew can get enough money to sit at the gambling table for a day and a night?"
"It's all because the funds he gave are too sufficient."
When Director An's wife heard this, her lungs were about to explode: "Is it wrong for the co-author to sponsor you to make a movie? Where the hell did you come from? A bald and garlic-like ugly thing, and there are people who do everything possible to pay for it. Do you eat, drink, prostitute and gamble? I bah!"
While scolding, a woman who looked delicate came out, pulled the child, and gave Director An's wife a tired smile—
"Forget it, don't blame him, it's my family's poor academic performance. Don't fight, go to bed so late."
This bitter master said so, and Director An's wife felt that she couldn't lift her head, and her hands were heavier.
The pain of pinching on the flesh again and again was like Ling Chi.
Director Key An was injured, painful and inconvenient to move. If he wanted to get angry and fight back, he was defeated, and he was beaten severely.
After tossing around for most of the night, I was finally dragged back by a dead dog. The next morning, Director An came out full of air and not inhaled. It looked pitiful.
He looked at everyone angrily: "Don't you fucking think it's wrong?"
It was the gambler who spoke first, with a remorseful look: "Alas! I didn't even think about it, so I let go of my courage to gamble for a few days as if I had completed the task, and as a result, people's old ways were reverted, making my wife and children so sad, I "What do I call this? Isn't this harmful?"
The satyr player also followed: "I just told you to make a movie, just make a movie, don't play the legal side ball, you don't listen, is it alright?"
"Haha! What am I talking about? Fortunately, we are clever and can think of the balance between breaking the law and the effect of the movie, otherwise I will be dragged down to death by this grandson sooner or later, and you will still think that I am ugly."
Director An finally collapsed: "Then how many fucking people are wrong! Did I tell you all this?"
"How many people in our entire crew don't you have any doubts in your heart? In the middle of the night, you can make two tables of mahjong, and there are strange things that happened a few days ago. Haven't you thought about the way things come?"
"I thought about it!" Lu Qingjia looked innocent and didn't care.
He smiled with a virgin face: "But in this world, don't get to the bottom of everything. After so many days, we haven't felt any malice, and they are people who get along well, so what are they to care about? What about?"
"Originally, this apartment is big enough. It would be weird to live in a dozen of us. Now it's good. More people will come out to chat occasionally, and everyone is not so afraid."
Director An broke down, covering his head and shouting, "Is there something wrong with your fucking brain?"
"You're too gloomy to live with few people, so you pull a few ghosts out to join in the fun, so it's not scary? You all have a fucking head, right?"
Pointing at a few people, especially the satyr player and the thief player, he said: "Oh, I should have seen it long ago, you idiots are simply mentally ill and different from ordinary people."
"Would ordinary people be so obedient? Would they make things like this?"
"Then it's a fucking ghost, it's a ghost, the ghost who may choke you by the neck at any time and send you on the road, how many idiots of your mother Wori will give me the reaction I should have?"
Otherwise, how would his films be made
However, everyone on the set was not happy when they heard his words.
A female player said: "No, why are you such a person? Ethnic discrimination and regional discrimination are not enough for you to dance. Now species are discriminated against? People have provoked you to provoke you, and you will be avoided by you like a snake or a scorpion?"
Director An shivered: "Snakes and scorpions? Can snakes and scorpions be scary? Is there something wrong with Lao Tzu or you?"
The female player quickly rubbed her arms: "Don't mention it, okay? I'm most afraid of those insects, snakes and mice."
Director An: "… "
The satyr player said: "Eh, what are you doing? You're polite to you, and you've even kicked your nose in the face? Why do you compare Xiao Yu and them with snakes and scorpions?"
"How beautiful are you and how many girls are there? How can you speak to people kindly and listen nicely. You are a goddess. You are a bald and fat bacon bangzi, where do you get the qualifications to point at others?"
"Oh, you still dislike it? Are you worthy? That's why people can't get out of this shitty place now, otherwise, if you look at such a beautiful girl outside, you're doing obscene eyes."
Director An couldn't believe it: "Are you fucking crazy? Can ghosts eat it?"
"Bah! Don't ruin the reputation of other people's girls!" The satyr player scolded, and then a blush flashed on his face: "It's not there yet."
Director An shuddered, thinking that he was the purest and most innocent one with a large crew of more than ten people
He turned back with the last glimmer of hope and looked at Lu Qingjia: "You, you shouldn't—"
Lu Qingjia's face was bright and stalwart: "Who do you think I am? I'll never try to beat up five single girls, right? Have you forgotten my sexuality?"
Ah yes, the little white face is for the basics, and it is indeed not so cruel that he is confused by the female ghost.
Just thinking about it, I heard the other party say: "Of course I just feel that the gambler is not doing his job properly, and I feel sorry for my wife and children."
"This is also the fault of our crew. Since this is the case, it is of course my duty to take care of other people's wives and children."
"Fortunately, Xiaohao is obedient, and now he can call him Dad."
Director An almost choked out his brain as snot, and looked at Lu Qingjia with a tingling scalp.
This thing really doesn't have the most perverted, only more perverted.
Wait, no, Xiaobailian dares to steal someone's wife, why is he still alive now
Director An quickly asked why.
Just listened to the other party's explanation: "He bet against me. If he loses the bet, he will lose his wife and children to me. What face is there to liquidate me if he is willing to admit defeat?"
"Fuck you, you—" the director's voice trembled: "When the hell did this happen? Why didn't you tell me?"
"And then they are ghosts betting on you? How dare you?"
"There's nothing to be afraid of, it's just that the stakes are a little too big. Director, don't look at me like this. The skills, eyesight and gambling luck are all good. When I see that gambler, he is the kind of person who wants to go to the sky, the best in the casino. A idiot who likes to set up tricks, what is there to bet against with this kind of guy?"
Lu Qingjia was talking, but the director standing opposite him was looking more and more ugly, and there was more horror in it.
"Hey, you, behind you—" Director An reminded.
Because in the corridor behind Lu Qingjia, a man with two dice in his hands suddenly appeared. He was looking at him with resentful eyes, like a sharp knife, directly attacking people's fear.
It's broad daylight outside now, can these ghosts come out
Director An was both frightened and afraid. Seeing that Xiaobai face was still talking ill of people, he didn't dare to remind him, for fear that he would be angered and the ghost would be wiped out.
Maybe it was because his expression was too terrifying, and the little white face also found something unusual.
But the next operation is completely beyond Director An's cognition.
In between, Xiaobai looked back at the gambler, and did not respond to the resentful expression on his face, then turned around and randomly copied an orange from the table and threw it.
"Don't stand in the corridor and get in the way, roll over the corner and eat oranges."
It's like killing a dog with a bone.
As a result, the dog—bah! The gambler really took the orange, and the next second his face was full of flattery and flattery, how could he have the momentum of staring here just now
Shrinking his shoulders, he smiled and said, "No, brother, I just heard you mention my name. Come out and see if there is anything useful. It's fine. It's okay. I'll squat and go."
Lu Qingjia nodded impatiently, then looked back at Director An: "By the way, where did we just say?"
Director An was stunned. How the hell did you do such a magical operation and continue the trivial topic as if nothing had happened
the point? Where is the point
He sucked in a breath: "Just, what happened just now?"
Lu Qingjia looked back at the gambler, and the gambler smiled again, making Director An's eyes go straight.
Then I heard Lu Qingjia say: "His wife and children have lost all their skills to me. Of course, it's the dog I'm fighting."
"Any questions?"
"Are you okay?" the director shrilled.
"But generally gangsters owe their debts in casinos and cannot repay their debts. In addition to selling organs, they can also help debtors to pay off their debts?"
"I didn't kill him, it's the gentlest way."
Then the co-authors have to thank you
Director An's eyes darkened as he staggered out of the apartment building.
Looking back at this place where he had great ambitions, he only felt that the development of things was not enough, and he didn't know what to do for a while.
Director An felt that he had to calm down and think carefully about how to proceed with the movie under the current situation.
Just after breakfast, the tigress went out to buy groceries. When the others heard that he had no work today, they also went back to their rooms to play with their mobile phones, and those who went shopping went out.
Director An was lying on his bed, staring at the ceiling absently.
Looking at it, I feel like my head has been knocked.
He had limited funds at the time, and of course the bed he placed in his room was not particular about it. It was an ordinary canopy bed without a soft bag at the head of the bed, and the top of his head was against the wall.
At this moment, the head is like being knocked on the wall.
Director An turned over and glanced at the wall behind him. The yellow paint surface and a dark yellow shadow became more and more strange.
It was like a grimace that roughly printed the facial features on it, and the facial features were still moving.
"Ah—" Director An took a step back in fright, suddenly remembering the hallucination he saw when he entered the room yesterday.
"Who? Who's scaring me?" So many ghosts have emerged in the apartment, so far it doesn't seem to be aggressive to the crew.
But Director An thought that there was an old couple, maybe they were playing tricks.
But then he was going to cry again, why didn't these ghosts find the corresponding actors? Could it be that the little white face really made money for the old immortal, and the ghosts are envious
Director An did not dare to stay in the house any longer, so he hurriedly went out into the sun.
It was sunny in the morning, but Director Ke An met an absolutely unexpected person here.
"Qiangzi, why are you here?" Director An couldn't believe it.
Old Man Li's son, who is Director An's cousin, was with a woman who was well-dressed. When he saw him, he greeted him with a smile: "Cousin, are you really here to make a movie? I heard that the watch Sister-in-law is here too."
Saying that, he leaned over vulgarly: "The tigress is in charge, you are afraid that you won't be able to get anything cheap in the crew, right?"
Director An's face turned pale with fright: "What the hell are you doing here? Didn't my uncle tell you not to set foot here for the rest of your life?"
Li Qiang said indifferently, "Don't worry, don't worry, I won't go in, I'll accompany Lili over to get something."
"Besides, hasn't my dad leveled things up? You're fine with making such a big move."
Director An knew that this guy was stupid, but he didn't expect to be so courageous.
He was not stupid at all. If what happened before could say that there were many idiots in the crew and the grievances in the building affected the fortune, then it seems that it is too coincidental now.
Director An looked at the woman vigilantly: "What did you come to get? I remember that you have moved away for almost a year. I don't believe you have anything else worthy of a special trip."
The woman blew her red nails, rolled her eyes, and said casually, "Before I moved, I caused some trouble, and it was a little inconvenient to hide the money here. Now that the limelight has passed, I naturally came back to get it."
This reason is actually plausible. This woman is shrewd and flirtatious, and there are many men who follow her. Most of the income sources are the same. If you get involved in something, it will be normal to run away.
Director Ke An was already very skeptical and did not believe such a coincidence at all.
However, Li Qiang also said: "Didn't Lili have been with Brother Xiao for a while at that time? I've heard people mention this before. Brother Xiao made a mistake for a while. After going in once, his subordinates were in chaos, and he lost a fortune. money."
"Part of it was in Lili's hands. Recently, Brother Xiao was beaten to death by a wine bottle while drinking and fighting with others. Can you use this money with peace of mind?"
Director An continued to ask: "Then why are you looking for a strong son? You have so many concubines, and you can't find any one in the local area?"
The woman was unhappy: "Who are you, it's like trying to judge a prisoner. Find out when the old lady wants a man to find it? It was Qiangzi who took the initiative to repair it with me."
Li Qiang also accidentally received Lili's WeChat friend addition application a few days ago, saying that he wanted to change his mobile phone number, and sent a group message to let people he know add it again.
Then the two started to chat, who are they? Naturally, it didn't take long for it to be ambiguous.
Naturally, Li Qiang wouldn't let a woman get hung up on this kind of thing, so he said, "Yes, I still can't forget Lili after so long, so I beg her to reconcile with me."
He said again: "Lili, you go get something first, my cousin and I will wait for you outside."
The woman pouted and complained, entered the apartment building, and went straight to the room she lived in.
The two people waiting outside would never have thought that after the room was opened, there was already one person sitting inside.
Li Li smiled when she saw the man: "According to your order, the man has already been brought."
Lu Qingjia took a bag the size of two black dictionaries in his hand, and threw the bag to the woman, causing the woman to stumble.
But the rammed weight in his hand made the other party smile.
Lu Qingjia said: "Well, thank you! The cooperation is very pleasant."
Lili winked: "Handsome guy, remember to find me again if there are such good things in the future."
Without expecting a response from the other party, he left the apartment.
The two thought she would go in for a long time, but they were surprised when she came out so soon.
"Why are you so fast?" Director An asked.
The woman ignored him, and just patted Qiangzi on the shoulder: "I'm leaving."
Seeing the bulging bag in her hand, Li Qiang smiled charmingly: "Hey, let's go, let's go."
"Honey, let's go there tonight to celebrate? I saw a watch earlier—"
This beep, I saw the woman turned back and looked at him like a fool: "I said, I'm leaving."
"I didn't say let you go with me. Don't blame my sisters. After all, you are also entrusted by others."
Seeing that Li Qiang was stiff, Lili added: "I don't understand yet, someone wants to see you. They spent so much money, they must be talking to you about something important, you should go and listen."
After speaking, Li Li stepped on her high heels, twisted her hips and hummed to leave.
However, Director An and Li Qiang, who stayed in the same place, were filled with cold air.
what does she mean? Someone deliberately paid a lot of money to lure him over? Who would want to ask him here? Hasn't this place been blocked by his father
Seeing that the situation was wrong, Li Qiang immediately wanted to run, but the surrounding scenery suddenly changed.
The four positions on the front, back, left, and right are like mirrors, and they are all identical buildings. It is the apartment building. There is no exit at all, and the other laneway residential buildings have also disappeared.
They wanted to get out through the gap between the buildings, but they couldn't get there.
At this time, the sky was gradually darkening, and the windows of every house in the building were like the mouth of a pitch-black beast.
Suddenly, the window of a room on the fifth floor lit up, and five figures in white pajamas stood there, and then the other floors were arranged by the director of security, that is, the dead rooms, and the lights came on one by one.
Those grievances stood at the window, looking down at the two of them condescendingly, and then at the same time showed grim smiles and waved at them.
As if to say, "Come on—come on—"