"Good evening, the old lady who invited me to smoke." Lu Qingjia's voice came from the TV.
The ghost old lady saw her sons kneeling in a row on TV, obviously being held hostage, and suddenly lost the arrogance to frighten the fat man, and instantly his face was paler than the fat man before.
She trembled and pointed at Lu Qingjia on the TV: "You, you—"
Lu Qingjia grabbed a chair and sat down, with his legs crossed and his hands on his knees, sitting like a villain: "How did I find your house?"
The old lady didn't speak, but she was very curious about this.
Lu Qingjia smiled and said, "When I was helpful and informed your family to claim the lost dementia old man, didn't he have the address and phone number written on him? It just so happens that I have a good memory."
"You can come and find Fatty in reality. I boldly guess that your family's blood relatives should be able to contact you in the world through them."
"Now it seems that my idea of following the clues is correct."
When the old lady heard the words, her eyes shot at the old man in her house like a poisonous needle.
This old man was cut several bricks by Lu Qingjia before, and his head was smashed a little. Because of him, he was deceived by Lu Qingjia for thousands of dollars. Naturally, he did not go to the hospital for repair and treatment.
At this moment, the flat-headed old man flinched, not daring to look at the ghost lady.
The old lady scolded: "It's not enough to make things better than things that make things worse."
The middle-aged man on the side said, "Mom, when is it? It's no use scolding my dad, save us quickly."
The middle-aged woman on the side also howled: "How can I spread the useless of your family? The money didn't get back a few cents, but it made people smash the bottom of the family. ."
"Have pity on our mothers, and the family's idle blood and mold." The woman couldn't maintain her kneeling posture when she talked about the sad part, she sat back and patted her thighs and cried, "I got a pack of fakes last night. How dare you put the ticket in front of me to take credit, I wear the paper watch all the way and I don't seem to notice it."
"When I asked my brother for help, I had all the good things to say, but as a result, the two of them were deceived and came back with nothing, so that the old lady couldn't bear it at her parents' house."
"There's still Xiaobao's tuition for the next semester, and the house is about to expire. I want to drink the northwest wind with you when I'm back—"
The women's voices are loud and sing well, and at this age, they are quite like a crying old lady, and the atmosphere of the whole house is even more dark and sad.
Just as she was howling, the woman suddenly trembled all over her body and screamed in pain, which startled both the ghost old lady and the fat man outside the TV.
I saw Lu Qingjia sitting behind her with a nonchalant expression: "Who asked you to change positions? Are you tired of kneeling?"
Women dared to yell at men and immortals, but they dared not to robbers who broke into their homes.
Only after suffering, the more and more arrogant arrogance suddenly shrank, and he knelt down again crying.
Although the old lady and the family were relieved to see the rogue woman shut up, they couldn't be too happy now that the whole family was in the hands of others.
Only Fatty's brain circuit turned a corner, after realizing that his brother had bought the bottom of others, and his crisis here was greatly reduced.
After reading countless films, the thought of Lu Qingjia's thoughts automatically turned yellow, and they thought, "Jiajia was quite strong when talking about his posture. At that time, the man looked very energetic all over his body. I didn't know that the two of them—".
Before I could finish my brain, I heard the old ghost next to me lose my voice in horror: "How can you have a ghost to hold the soul cable?"
The stick that was poked on the body like a police baton was like being struck by lightning, a stick that was extremely feared by ordinary ghosts, and no ghost would not know it.
This guy is a living soul, and it is absolutely impossible to get a soul cable through formal channels.
Lenovo had the ability to put his family on the verge of bankruptcy three days ago, so he took a breath and looked at Lu Qingjia.
"You, you tricked the ghost?"
The old woman's family really regrets targeting the fat man at this moment. Although the soul coins are greedy, they can be involved with a lunatic who dares to steal the ghosts. If they are found out, the ghosts are unreasonable, they can have Good fruit to eat
The old lady hurriedly panicked: "No, no, we are just greedy for some soul coins, who is messing around with you lunatic?"
"I quit, I really quit, we'll move tomorrow, I don't know you."
After she finished speaking, she heard another scream from her son.
Lu Qingjia took back the restraint cord slowly, and said with a smile, "Don't, your family is my underworld guide, who has brought me a lot of knowledge and sent people to receive them kindly every night. How embarrassed do you make me?"
The ghost old lady's family knew that this matter could not be good anymore, and was too busy: "I know it's wrong, it's because we have no eyes, can't we return the previous soul coins to you?"
Although Lu Qingjia deceived the family to almost bankrupt the family, but the small thousands of dollars that the old lady deceived from the fat man before was carefully hidden.
If Lu Qingjia didn't have a soul rope on him, even if he brought a knife to the door and chopped them all up, they would just grit their teeth and wouldn't pay it back.
After all, ordinary people can't kill them. As long as they have a lot of soul coins, their family can still have food and clothing in the future.
Lu Qingjia said: "Returning the soul coins is only a major premise. Do you think this kind of thing can be used as a bargaining chip?"
The old lady trembled with fear: "then what do you think?"
"Don't be nervous, I just have a few questions for the old lady."
Of course you don't need to be nervous anymore. The whole room is full of ghosts and lives in your hands. Others are sitting on your knees. If you don't like it, you will be served by electric torture. You don't mind the back pain when you stand and talk.
Seeing that the ghostly old lady didn't say anything, Lu Qingjia asked, "How did you know that Fatty had soul coins on him?"
As soon as these words came out, Lu Qingjia clearly saw the old ghost face on the opposite side of the screen stiffened, and even the atmosphere of the row of ghosts kneeling in front of him became cautious.
The old lady came back to her senses, and quickly covered up the abnormality at that moment, and said, "I saw this little fat man at the station that night."
"At that time, he stood there stupidly, like a lamb who has lost his way. That road was originally the station where the dark car sent new souls to the ghost gate to report. If the dark car stopped, he didn't know how to get on the car. Seeing that it is the Yang Soul that has entered by mistake, I will go to him."
After listening to Lu Qingjia, he smiled and said, "So you have experience plus luck?"
The old lady quickly nodded, but what responded to her was another scream from her son.
The old lady screamed in horror: "I said you listened, why are you still tossing my son? There is no humanity~~~"
The inhumane said: "But as far as I know, there will be no soul coins on Yang Soul."
The ghost old lady's face turned pale—
Lu Qingjia continued to say slowly: "I was curious at first, according to Fatty, he stood there in a daze for almost half an hour the night before before meeting you. At that time, he had already put the money back in his pocket. I wonder if it was As long as everyone is in the underworld, their own soul coins will appear until they are spent."
"But I've come and gone for so many days, except for the fat man's money, but there is no soul coin of my own, which is interesting."
"As a result, I asked the remnant souls to find out that the yang souls who have strayed into the underworld will not have soul coins at all, because their yang lifespan has not expired. Only some yang souls whose yang lifespan should have expired, but their extraordinary luck has extended their lifespan, There will be soul coins."
"And this kind of soul accounts for the proportion of the number of Yang souls that have strayed into the underworld. It would be good to have one in a thousand."
Lu Qingjia smiled and said, "So you told me that he was a Yang Soul who didn't understand anything, so he went up to cheat?"
It's not that the old ghost family has never seen the cunning of this robber.
The previous scam was simply a big knife in front of Guan Gong's door.
But it is related to the life of the family, and the ghost old lady always takes luck.
Lu Qingjia was also very clear in her heart. After her remarks hinted that she would not be fooled, she immediately cut off a finger of the ghost's son and threw it in front of the screen.
The ghost son screamed again and again, and the ghost old lady was so frightened that she subconsciously reached out to pick it up, but the two worlds of yin and yang were separated, which was in vain.
Lu Qingjia said: "Relax, it's just a little pain in the flesh. I asked the price of medical treatment in the underworld. It won't cost much to repair it."
Then he smiled again: "But then again, your family is doing business without capital, and the lack of a finger will not affect the business scope."
Then the old lady saw that the robber switched the soul rope to lasso mode, and gestured her son's arm: "But let's talk about a lie, it's not a knife."
As a weapon capable of slaying ghosts, the kyunso will cause permanent damage.
The old lady was so frightened that her heart was splitting, and said quickly: "I said, I said!"
"I have the ability, but if you are careful, you can see through the true origins of others. Whether it is the soul of the sun or the soul of luck and life, I can see at a glance whether it has been used to cover up the appearance."
Lu Qingjia was not surprised after hearing this, as if he had expected it.
This family is lazy and lazy. From old to young, they are not involved in production, but they can live quite well in the underworld and have small assets. This is not something that their clumsy deception can bring.
Looking at the attitude of Mrs. Ghost's son and daughter-in-law towards Mr. Ghost, it is not like a filial son, but the family is obviously centered on Mrs. Ghost, which shows that she has the key to the survival of the family.
After speaking, the old lady said cautiously: "I have already explained it, can you let our family go?"
Lu Qingjia looked warm: "Well, no problem, give me your ability."
The ghost old lady got goosebumps, and her whole face was even more frightening than the fat man who deliberately frightened it before.
The fact that this thing can be transferred to others is something their family doesn't know, only the old ghost knows it.
Because she knows that her son and daughter-in-law are unreliable, like a coffin book. The children will still have a good face in her hands. Once they are given away, how will they take care of them
But how could a Yang soul who has only been to the underworld a few times know about such a life-threatening matter
Looking at the robber's face, he was extremely determined.
The old lady was sweating coldly: "You, I don't understand what you said."
Lu Qingjia pressed the soul cable to her son's head: "No, I think you understand."
For a while, with TV as the medium, the two ends of the screen fell into dead silence, only the sound of Fatty's breathing could be heard.
Old lady Ghost's eyes turned red, and her whole body suddenly jumped towards Fatty with agility that didn't match her age. When she stretched out her claws like dead branches, a long nail appeared.
The color is gray-brown and dirty, and it is curved and sharp, but it is very sharp, and it directly touches the fat man's throat.
The old ghost's voice sounded like a broken bellows: "Hey, little brat, don't be too aggressive. I worry about my family, and you have to take care of the little fat man."
The old lady is still very confident, although her whole family is taken away, she has only one in her hand.
But people who can usually risk their lives to help out in the underworld are not ordinary.
Before the dream was over, he saw a little blood splattered on the TV screen, and a bloody arm fell to the ground.
Lu Qingjia shook off the bloodstains on the soul cord, and smiled at the TV, her voice still clearly reaching the old lady's ears despite the shrill screams of the ghost son—
"Old lady, this is called a threat."
The author has something to say:
Dog game: mother chicken, such a ferocious seed player, I want to bury it in Yang Yang's chest and be shocked.
Lu Datou (sharpening the knife): It's good to eat dog meat tonight.
Gong without a name: So I even got robbed of my role in the joke
The world view setting is the same as my last one [Scream Queen], but it doesn't matter if you haven't read it.