Matriarch is Pretty and Cool
老祖宗她又美又飒
Author: 甜西宝
Latest: Chapter 1568
Status: Completed
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Genres: Comedy
Tags: confident protagonist cultivation doting love interests female protagonist modern day
Bai Chuwei has lived for five thousand years, and after becoming an ancestor of all human beings, she descends the mountains and initiates the plot of a novel.
A new female student is transferred into Henghua Secondary School Year 3. The young lady has bright eyes, white teeth, red lips and her appearance is similar to an immortal fairy. But unfortunately, she has Eighth-Grader Syndrome.
“The wealth of ten Duan Family added together does not even make up half of my combined wealth over the past five thousand years.”
“The first classic masterpiece of China? Oh I casually wrote that for fun two decades ago.”
“Scientific research isn’t comparable to flying in the skies with a sword. Today, this ancestor here shall teach everyone how to cultivate scientifically.”
The online lurkers reveal a snort of contempt and wait to see Bai Chuwei slapping herself in the face after acting so pretentiously. Eventually, the China Property Statistics Association reveals this particular information: The respected ancestor is the richest person in the world, owning the most number of gold mines, hundreds of islands, and countless property worldwide.
China Writer’s Association: @Bai Chuwei, Respected ancestor, when will you continue updating your book after having stopped it for two centuries?
白初薇活了五千年，硬生生把自己活成了全人类的老祖宗后，下山开启原著剧情。
恒华一中高三新转来了一个女同学，小姑娘明眸皓齿，唇红齿白，长得像个天仙。
只可惜是个中二病——
“十个段家加在一起都没有我五千年累计的资产一半多。”
“华国古典名著之首？那是我两百年前随便写着玩的。”
“科学研究不如一剑飞仙，今天老祖宗我教大家如何科学修仙。”
吃瓜网友嗤之以鼻，坐等白初薇装逼翻车。
直到后来，
华国财产统计协会：“老祖宗作为全球首富，拥有全球最多的金矿、上百座岛屿、无数产业。”
华国作协：“@白初薇，老祖宗断更两百年什么时候更新？”
华国非自然管理局：“老祖宗，求带！”
华国顶尖八大世家是她的奴仆，震惊全球百年的空中花园为她而建，人人追捧的神医是她随手指点的徒弟。
当所有人嗷嗷叫着白初薇老祖宗时，海城段家四爷拥她入怀。
脑残粉：知道知道，肯定又是他的老祖宗。
段非寒冷眉竖眼：“她是我小祖宗。”