"I am~I am~Ka, Fuji, Ken~Samba!..." Kagura on the side danced and sang along with the TV.
Jiang Cheng glanced at Xin Baji and A Miao, who were sitting upright, and then looked at Ri Lun and Yue Yong on the other side, narrowed his eyes and asked: "Why are they here?" Here? Didn’t I remember that I only invited Kagura-chan? Is there something wrong with my memory?”
"Of course the New Year is more lively when there are more people." Riun said with a smile.
"Forget it about them," Jiang Cheng sighed, then looked at Gui and Elizabeth sitting on the other side, "Why is he here too?! I don't remember that I invited them!!"
Elizabeth held up a wooden sign that read "With sincerity, thank you for the invitation."]
"I came right after I received your text message!" Gui said, "I knew Jiang Cheng would never forget us! After all, he was once the ace of our organization! What's wrong? Now he wants to rejoin our big family Are you ready? It’s a bit late, but I won’t mind!”
"I never remember that I sent you something like that! And I never remember when I was the ace in your organization! And what's with that posture?! Why is it like I'm at home?! Why are you acting like a master?! What about your anti-barbarian activities? Aren’t you going to create a new dawn in Japan?!” Jiang Cheng shouted.
"There are a lot of things like dawn, but!" Gui's expression became more solemn, "There is only one New Year this year! It's rare to have the opportunity to talk to..."
"Shut up!" Jiang Guo decisively interrupted Gui's speech.
"Because I saw the two of them squatting at Yoshihara's door shivering, so..." Yue Yong hesitated to speak.
"No! There's no need to pick this kind of thing up at home! It won't die!"
"That makes sense. Not everything in Yueyongdian can be picked up and taken home. If there are bacteria, it will cause great trouble to the human body." Gui nodded and said, "Especially if there are children at home. Fragile living beings, children are very fragile. The immune system is not yet formed. It would be terrible if they contract any disease. Also, captain, why didn’t Dingchun Palace come? I am the meat ball of Dingchun Palace. I’ve been looking forward to it for a long time!”
"Oh, Sadaharu is still at home..." Kagura replied.
"Can you listen to what people are saying, Hundan! Don't you have any sense of self-consciousness?! You are the one who is picked up!" Jiang Cheng complained crazily.
"By the way, why don't you see Gintoki?" Katsura said while taking dishes from the table.
"It seems that I went out to buy a bound volume of Jump, but it's really slow to talk about it," Xin Baji explained with a sigh, "Did you encounter another accident and lose your memory?"
"Most likely, he got married to a young girl somewhere," A Miao said with a nonchalant look on her face, "Don't worry about him..."
Then, A Miao looked at Nichiwa, "Thank you for the invitation. I haven't had such a lively New Year for a long time. The last time was when my father was still alive, and Shin-chan and the three of them sat in the kotatsu and watched with great interest. Red and white songs will be eating hot pot... "
"Do you dislike the fact that I don't have a kotatsu here? Why do you look so regretful? Are you saying that it's better to be at your home than here? Hey!" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, "Also, what about the kotatsu? How could something grown for poor people appear in my house? There is floor heating here! It won’t be cold anymore! Don’t you feel that your butt is hot?”
"Talk about your butt to girls, Jiang Chengsang is such a frivolous man~" A Miao blushed and spat.
"Don't make that expression! I'm just telling the truth!"
"Really! It's unbelievable! I feel like the hot air is getting into my anus! Is this high-tech?! It's like a toilet that flushes automatically!" Gui said in surprise.
"Did your senses cross the Santu River first? How on earth can you feel the heat entering the chrysanthemum? What does it feel like? Don't let strange pictures flash through my mind! There are still three futures here. Is it good to be an adult?" Jiang Cheng complained loudly, and the veins on his face popped out.
"But speaking of it, Yoshiwara and Akihabara are similar, but it seems that the scenery here is much better than Akihabara." Katsura continued, thinking of the scantily clad tourists who could be seen everywhere on the road. Girls, and the white scenery that can be seen when they lower their heads when they pull me...
Looking at Gui, who was bleeding from the nose, Jiang Cheng was really helpless, "I said you are the same, you are as innocent as a middle school student at such an old age. I don't even know what to say to you, you are obviously interested in that." As he said that, Jiang Cheng took out a few coupons, with pictures of scantily clad little people drawn on them and the words "人 [beep-") and "familiar" [beep--] written on them.
"This can be considered a New Year's gift." Jiang Cheng said and handed the coupon to Gui.
"Are you insulting the samurai?!" Gui shouted and stood up, drew his sword and cut the coupon in Jiang Cheng's hand into pieces, "I only like NTR!"
"You are insulting the samurai! How can any samurai like that kind of thing?! Is it really okay to expose one's hobby on such an occasion?!" Shinpachi complained.
"You don't want these. Don't blame me for not giving them to you in the future. Moreover, these are the last two. I gave away the others." Jiang Cheng didn't care and said casually.
"Huh?! Really?!" Gui said in shock, then sat down again and fell into depression, his whole person was surrounded by shadows.
"Don't you still want it in the end?! Then why do you act like [I'm not that kind of person at all]!" Shinbachi complained again.
"There are also ones from New Eighteen. Because I don't know what kind of ones New Eighteen likes, so I prepared the one with Royal Sister and Maid. I like that kind of casualness..." Jiang Cheng took out a few coupons from his arms again, but Before he could finish speaking, A Miao snatched it away and tore it into pieces.
Looking at A Miao who was smiling with narrowed eyes, Jiang Cheng swallowed his saliva and continued, "Tear the paper you want, tear it up. Tearing up paper is also a good way to relieve stress. For example, candidates who have just finished the exam will always tear it up." Dropping books and test papers and the like. Isn’t Xinbaji usually under a lot of pressure at work?”
Xinbaji: "..."
"I'm sorry, Xin Baji..." Jiang Cheng said softly.
"It doesn't matter..." Shinpachi said quickly, "Speaking of which, Haruta-kun seems to have prepared a program for everyone~ Haruta-kun~"
"The show? What's the show? Is your chest broken? If so, I can barely take a look." Jiang Cheng said casually.
"Who knows how to perform that kind of thing?! Do you want me to die?! Do you want to be dyed red with blood during the Chinese New Year?!" Haruta retorted with her little face raised.
"Isn't it great? Isn't the color red that comes to mind during the Chinese New Year?" Jiang Cheng replied.
"It's not that kind of thing! It's swordsmanship! Swordsmanship!" Haruta shouted with his little face raised.
"Swordsmanship? When did you learn that kind of thing?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully.
"You should have sent me there, okay?! Have you lost your memory?!"
"Really?" Jiang Cheng said in shock.
"Do you only have the memory of a fish?" Haruta was completely defeated. "Anyway, I just want to show my training results in front of my mother and impress Brother Jiang Cheng and everyone else!"
"Amazing? How to shave? Is this the third period of eye exercises?" Jiang Cheng said casually.
"Swordsmanship? I remember we were in the same dojo back then..." Gui nodded and said with emotion, but was interrupted by Jiang Cheng before he could finish.
"Shut up, wig."
"It's not the wig, it's Gui!" Gui retorted.
"Anything like that is fine~" Jiang Cheng said impatiently, picking his ears, and then looked at Haruta, "Then let's play a game, okay?"
"Game?" Haruta asked confused.
"Well, as long as you can touch the hem of my clothes with your swordsmanship, your pocket money for the next year will be multiplied by two." Jiang Cheng nodded and said casually.
"Really?!" Haruta said in surprise.
Jiang Cheng nodded.
"Then you can't use weapons!" Qingta was full of confidence. "The new Bage said that I am the most talented student! Now I feel that I am really super strong!"
"That's just because you are the only student!" Jiang Cheng complained, "Yes, as long as you can touch the corner of my clothes. Even if you spill your own blood on me, it will count."
"Stop talking so scary!" Shinpachi complained, and looked at Haruta encouragingly, "Come on! Haruta-kun!"
"Yes! Show off the momentum of our Heaven Wu Xin Liu!" A Miao answered.
…
The whole room was cleared, and Jiang Cheng and Qing Ta faced each other. One was Jiang Cheng who was carelessly inserting his pockets, and the other was the confident Qing Ta. And of course there was an audience.
"I haven't seen this kind of scene for many years." Gui smiled and sighed softly.
"What did you say? Guisang?" Xinbaji asked in confusion.
"Nothing." As he said that, Gui also looked at the two people who were getting ready to go.
A Miao stood between the two and acted as referee.
"Then, start!" A Miao took two steps back after shouting. Qingta, on the other hand, couldn't wait to rush towards Jiang Cheng.
Jiang Cheng turned a blind eye and remained lazy, seemingly not paying attention to Haruta at all.
Got it! Haruta thought to himself. Just touch the clothes! Although Brother Jiang Cheng looks very strong, but... it is very easy to just touch the clothes!
Thinking about it, Seita swung the bamboo sword...
But the results often don't change with people's thoughts. Jiang Cheng, who was in front of Qingta just now, disappeared in an instant. Before Qingta could react, Jiang Cheng had appeared behind Qingta and raised his fist.
With a crisp knocking sound, the competition ended.
The onlookers were speechless as they watched Qingta sink into the floor and lose consciousness.
Jiang Cheng stretched and clapped his hands, "Yo Xi, the warm-up exercise is over! I felt uncomfortable just now, but after this punch, I feel that my whole body has relaxed~"
"You don't need to be so cruel!" Xin Bajiu was the first to react and complained, "Shouldn't we treat children more with encouragement?!"
"Encouragement? Encouragement for what?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully.
"Haruta-kun has made great progress, okay! He trains seriously every day off! Shouldn't adults praise his efforts at this time?!"
(End of chapter)