"How could there be such a thing!" Xiao Yuan complained loudly.
"What to do?" Gui asked softly.
"You look like an amateur at first glance," Jiang Cheng smacked his lips with a regretful expression, "Have you never liked watching jumps since you were a child? In the end, you don't even know how to feel chakra? Then let me teach you! So-called Chakra is the power produced by the fusion of physical energy and mental energy! So, close your eyes and follow my instructions!"
The little ape on the side just wanted to complain, but Gintoki decisively covered his mouth, and Shinpachi and Kagura also knew each other and didn't speak, because Jiang Cheng's expression was the same as the one he used to fool Fourteen in the Shinsengumi last time. Exactly the same!
"Is it really possible?" Gui didn't believe it, but he sat down obediently and closed his eyes, "Don't teach me weird ninjutsu, I won't learn any seduction techniques like that! "
"Ah, don't worry. You just need to put on a red wig, carve the word "love" on your forehead, and carry a gourd behind your back. It doesn't matter even if you don't know ninjutsu." Jiang Cheng said nonchalantly, "Then Next! It’s the critical moment! Think carefully, where does Naruto’s chakra come from?!”
"My own?" Gui said uncertainly.
"No! Naruto's biggest source of chakra is his abdomen! The Nine-Tails there! That's his biggest support!" After a pause, Jiang Cheng continued to lie, "You are different from us. In other words, you are actually the same as Naruto. A human existence!"
"Really?!" Gui was a little shocked, but still didn't open his eyes.
"Well, almost exactly the same! So I will teach you how to draw out the power deep in your body! And teach you how to apply it! There is absolutely no problem with sandstorm burials or anything like that!" Jiang Cheng said in a persuasive way, "So, calm down now. Come, quietly feel the restlessness in your abdomen... yes... the restlessness that you can't feel at ordinary times... "
Hearing this, Gui became serious and began to put all his thoughts into his belly according to Jiang Cheng's instructions.
At this time, Jiang Chengcai raised his head and looked at Gintoki, both of them showing sinister and treacherous expressions at the same time.
[Guisang is going to be deceived and crippled...] This is what Xin Baji thinks at this time.
Five minutes passed. Gui, who had been silent all this time, suddenly said in surprise, "I feel it! I really feel a strange feeling in my abdomen! But why is this feeling so familiar? It's like... "
Before Katsura could finish speaking, Gintoki quickly added, "Because it always exists in your body! That's why you feel familiar! That's not poop! Although it looks like stool, it's not!"
"That's it..."
"That's right! Then what I want to teach you next is how to control it!" Jiang Cheng looked at Gintoki and made an OK gesture and then said, "As we all know, just like the Nine Tails in Naruto, That's energy that's very difficult to control! So use all your energy to control it! Get it out! Get it out through the anus!"
"No, isn't this just defecation in a general sense?" Gui said.
"So you don't know anything! When Naruto used the Tailed Beast Clothes, how do you think the tail appeared on his butt?!" Jiang Cheng criticized seriously.
"So that's it!" Gui suddenly realized, and began to use force to expel the [Chakra] accumulated in his stomach. His whole face began to twist and sweat, and it looked like it should be a huge lump of... [Chakra]...
…
Gui lowered his head and sat expressionlessly on his seat. He was already wearing the same sportswear as Jiang Cheng and the others.
When Gui went out to change clothes, Jiang Cheng and Gintoki were already laughing.
Jiang Cheng coughed twice and spoke first, "Now I will teach you the so-called basic twelve seals of ninja..."
"Do you think I will still believe you?!" Gui raised his head and shouted, the veins on his face jumping up and down. Everyone couldn't hold it in any longer and laughed at the same time.
Jiang Cheng tried his best to stop laughing, "This is the so-called karma, wig. If you are unkind, then don't blame us for being unjust! I feel much better now. After all, everyone has changed into sportswear, right Gintoki, ha Ha ha ha ha… "
"I didn't expect that your wig would suit sportswear surprisingly well, hahahaha..." As he said this, Gintoki also laughed.
"It's not the wig, it's Gui!!!" Gui couldn't bear it anymore and pulled out his sword and slashed at the two of them. "I'm going to punish you two brats for fooling the samurai!"
However, Shinpachi had quick eyes and quick hands, and hugged Gui from behind, "Gui-san! Calm down! You haven't forgotten what you are here for! It's to save Elizabeth! And didn't you also give us laxatives? This Just treat it as even!"
"Qiaodou sack... what's going on with the laxative?" Xiao Yuan sensed something was wrong.
"Nothing!" Jiang Cheng and Gintoki replied decisively at the same time.
"I thought you had changed your clothes, but is that true?! There is no difference between you and him at all!" Xiao Yuan shouted.
"Although I don't know what you are talking about, we just changed our appearance. As for how it could happen that it got on our clothes." Gintoki waved his hands, looking indifferent.
"How could the so-called protagonist stick that kind of thing to his pants? You're thinking too much. It's just that he likes sportswear recently." Jiang Cheng also waved his hand and said with a look of disgust.
"You two, it's better not to explain..." Xinbajiu whispered expressionlessly.
…
"No matter how much you beg me to become a ninja in such a short time, I will still..." Xiao Yuan showed a hint of embarrassment.
A bucket man wearing glasses and lipstick, dressed in a female ninja outfit similar to that of a small ape, reminded Jiang Cheng loudly in a rough baritone voice as he passed by Jiang Cheng's table: "We have gone through countless battles of blood and sweat. Special training! I finally became a female ninja with great difficulty! Don’t underestimate me, Gouzalu!”
"Store manager... you are a man, okay..."
"Then can I at least ask you to come with me, Ms. Ape?" Gui lowered his head and begged.
"Just call me Little Ape." Little Ape replied.
"We can't waste even a moment, Monkey King!" Gui was still lowering his head.
"Didn't I say you called me Xiao Yuan, Hun Dan!" Said Xiao Yuan, he took out his mobile phone, "I'm sorry, I have contacts with many people who are related to the shogunate, so I can't act rashly~ Even today, You see, I have just received their commission..."
As he spoke, Kozaru stretched out his phone. Before he could finish his words, Gintoki pulled out a wooden knife and cut the phone into two halves.
"Asshole, are you kidding us?" Gintoki said angrily, "Why are you playing with your phone in front of customers while working?!"
After hearing this, the little ape turned his head, with a strange expression on his face and a blush, "It's really strict~"
Seeing this scene, Jiang Cheng and Xin Baji said: "..."
"What are you secretly enjoying! It's really disgusting! It looks so disgusting!" Jiang Cheng scolded first, "Believe it or not, I will throw you into the M Club in Yoshiwara! How can you fix it if you are the top card!"
"Why are you blushing?! Why are you blushing!" Xin Baji also yelled.
"Huh? Really?! The top member of Club M?!" Xiao Yuan said in surprise, "Although this offer is very tempting, I won't take the bait! Even if I am M, I will always belong to Yin Sang alone!"
"What are you talking about!" Gintoki was unhappy when he heard this, "Who wants a fuck like you! You sow!"
"Yeah~ scold me more!" Xiao Yuan said excitedly, "This feels so good! Yeah!"
…
Looking at the shattered mobile phone, Gui once again faced Kozaru and said seriously: "Will we lose contact with the shogunate? So, please help..."
Before Gui could finish speaking, he was interrupted by the scolding of a customer on the side, "Hey! What are you doing here?! Bring the tea!" The customer turned his head and cursed at the little ape.
"Yes! Come now!" Xiao Yuan replied quickly, and looked at Xianggui again and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, you see I'm so busy at work during the day..." After saying that, he jumped up without noticing at all that his glasses It had been secretly taken off by Gintoki.
"You've been waiting for a long time!" Xiao Yuan knelt down in front of the guests at the previous table and shouted the cake on the tray into the faces of the guests in front of him. "The cake is free!"
"Little ape, what are you doing!" Another waiter on the side exclaimed.
"You don't have to come to work tomorrow..." the bucket store manager said with squinted eyes.
"How could you do this ~ Store Manager ~" Xiao Yuan said while still torturing the customer in front of him.
"The store manager is here!" the bucket store manager reminded, "Where are you talking at?"
Finally, the little ape noticed something strange, "My glasses... when..."
"Hey—" Gintoki waved to the little ape and adjusted the glasses he was wearing, "Here, here, you forgot your glasses~"
With that said, Gintoki and Katsura stood up at the same time and walked towards the door of the store, "It's really no good~ You are always so careless, little monkey." Gintoki complained.
"But this way I won't have any worries." Gui nodded and said at the same time.
And Kozaru, who had been looking at Gintoki's back, finally turned away and said, "Ah~ bully me more~"
"Don't look, Kagura-chan, this person is hopeless." Jiang Cheng said, covering Kagura's eyes.
…
An open space in front of a certain shrine.
Looking at the four ninja apprentices who had put on strange costumes, Jiang Cheng's face was full of dark lines, "Hey, that's enough for you. I'm not interested in this kind of ninja family wine at all, so I'm going back first..."
With that said, Jiang Cheng was about to leave.
"Qiaodou sack!" Gui took the lead to stop Jiang Cheng, with tears in his eyes, "Just once! Please help me!"
"Hurry up and stand still!" Xiaozao stood aside and held his glasses and scolded, "Listen up! The ninja must complete the work without being discovered by anyone! After the completion, he will not leave any traces, just like a shadow. !So any conspicuous behavior must be prohibited, such as wearing that conspicuous sportswear!”
"Are you talking nonsense with your eyes open?! They are more conspicuous than me no matter what!" Jiang Cheng scolded angrily, "And I haven't said that I want to join your ninja summer camp! If you want to become a ninja, you must first graduate from the ninja school. Soulless!"
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