"A Miao, stop fighting!" A Liang hugged A Miao and advised, "Take a closer look! Although it looks like a gorilla, there is no doubt that it is Kondo-san!"
"Ha?! How dare you pretend to be a human!" A Miao became even more angry after hearing this.
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"I heard the girl in the store explain the situation," Kondo sat on the sofa and folded his hands and continued, "Miss A Miao, why are you so outspoken? My bankbook is already shared with Miss A Miao in the name of husband and wife~"
With that said, Kondo took out a passbook from his arms and winked. If it weren't for the big bumps on his face, he would still look handsome.
"Don't look at me like this, I still saved some money!" Kondo made a handsome pose.
"Mr. Gorilla..." A Miao was slightly moved and looked at Kondo gratefully.
"You still call me gorilla..." Kondo's mood suddenly dropped a bit, "You still call me gorilla..."
"So, Mr. Chimp?" A Miao tentatively changed his title.
"Isn't it still the same?" Kondo's mood became even lower, but in order to please A Miao, he cheered up and shouted to the waiter on the side, "Bring me ten bottles of Champagne King!"
The store manager on the side nodded when he saw this, and put a strong mark on the performance list for A Miao, even directly surpassing A Yin.
"Awesome! Sister A Miao has surpassed A Yin all of a sudden!" A group of girls cheered around the performance list.
"Nani!" Ayin put down her glass after hearing the cheers of the girls, with a look of disbelief on her face.
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"Hey, hey, I hate this kind of wine~" Jiang Cheng looked at the ten bottles of Champagne King brought by the waiter and curled his lips.
"Hey? Have you never drank such high-end wine?" Kondo showed a little pride on his face, "It doesn't matter, just drink it, I'm treating you today!"
"No, I only like Chinese wine." Jiang Cheng replied, shaking his head.
"Chinese wine?" Kondo was a little confused, but in order to save face in front of A Miao, he still put on a generous expression, "No problem! Just have it if you like! I have withdrawn all my savings!"
[Anyway, the alcohol content of that Chinese wine is so high that you have to get drunk if you can’t drink a bottle. No matter how expensive it is, it’s only a bottle.] Kondo thought to himself, Kondo was also exposed to Chinese wine in the past. After all, he was in the shogunate and had frequent contact with foreign things.
"Thank you then!" Jiang Cheng said in surprise, and gave several instructions to the waiter. After hearing this, the waiter hurriedly ran to get the wine.
"What happened to the two of them?" Kondo asked, pointing to Gintoki and Hasegawa, who were still sleeping.
"I drank too much, probably." Jiang Cheng replied casually.
"It's really useless. I was drunk just from the beginning." Kondo sneered, "Let me, Isao Kondo, the new Emperor of the Night, lead you to victory today!"
Just then, Lord Matsudaira's warm and angry voice came, "Kondo! You kid, you want to be more popular than me in this Kabukicho, just wait another hundred years!"
"Why are you making such a fuss! You perverted old man!" Kondo took the microphone and replied without hesitation, "From today on, I am the Emperor of the Night!"
"What a joke! If you want to deprive me of the meaning of life, I won't let you go even if you are a general! Ten more bottles of Champagne King!!" Lord Matsudaira was not to be outdone.
"Miss A Miao! We also want Champagne King here!" Kondo refused to admit defeat and shouted at the top of his lungs. However, when he turned around, he realized that A Miao had already taken Kondo's wallet to order drinks, and the table was already full. An empty wine bottle, to be precise, it should be an empty wine bottle from Wuliangye.
"They are already shouting! And they are using my wallet! They don't give me a chance to be cool! And why are they all Chinese wine! Why did I drink so much in such a short time!" Kondo shouted.
"No, you are really handsome," Jiang Cheng put down the bottle, stretched out a finger and shook his head, saying seriously, "You can really see the posture of the Emperor of the Night, then, let me be the real Night... "
Before Wang could say anything, a kunai hit Jiang Cheng's head first, "Don't talk nonsense! You idiot!"
Yue Yong walked straight towards Jiang Cheng.
"Yueyue?" Jiang Cheng pulled out the kunai and looked at the person, "I thought you weren't coming."
"How is it possible? How can you refuse someone else's kind invitation?" As she said that, Yue Yong sat down and tried to look indifferent, but anyone with a discerning eye could see that Yue Yong was super nervous. Of course, this discerning person does not include Jiang Cheng.
"Miss Yue Yong~" A Miao called out sweetly, "You can order whatever you like to drink. This is to thank you for taking care of us."
A Miao held a bottle of Champagne King in one hand and a bottle of Wuliangye in the other. She took a sip with her left hand and a sip with her right hand. She looked at Jiang Cheng beside him and was a little...sweating.
"Speaking of which, the alcohol content of Chinese wine is quite high... A Miao, you drink like this..." Jiang Cheng hesitated.
"High?" A Miao put down the bottle and was confused, "I didn't feel it at all. It's no different from drinking beer..."
"That's it..."
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"What's going on with these two people?" Yue Yong pointed to Gintoki and Hasegawa, who were fainting at the side.
"Don't worry, don't worry, I just drank too much." Jiang Cheng waved his hands and said indifferently.
"It looks like there is no difference between this place and Yoshihara," Yue Yong glanced around, "They are both places for men to have fun."
"That makes sense~" Jiang Cheng nodded.
"No! This place is different from places like Yoshiwara!" Kondo snapped.
"Other than not being allowed to touch casually, there is no difference." Jiang Cheng replied casually.
"Touch whatever you want?! Can you touch whatever you want in Yoshiwara?!" Kondo became interested.
"Tch," Jiang Cheng said after snoring, "Didn't I give you a coupon? Why don't you just go and try it?"
"That's what I said..." As he said that, Kondo looked at A Miao who was aside, and then shook his head crazily, "No, no, no! You can never go to that kind of place! I only have A Miao in my heart!"
"Hey, I'm not telling you," Jiang Cheng sighed softly, and then earnestly advised, "It's time for you to recognize the reality, right? Taking a step back, even if A Miao really likes you, you should consider it. Let’s be realistic, right? What about reproductive isolation between different species? When considering your own preferences, you should also consider your parents who sleep in your hometown. They are also looking forward to you continuing the family line, right?”
"What's the meaning?"
"That means you should at least find one of the same kind! A gorilla!" Jiang Cheng said as he took out a few zoo tickets from his arms, "There are a few good-looking orangutans here, as far as their butts are concerned. It’s definitely easy to have children! I originally kept it because I wanted to see pandas, but you probably need it more than me! Don’t thank me, this is friendship between males!”
Looking at the zoo ticket that was stuffed into Jiang Cheng's hand, Kondo felt like he was a gorilla... a human being, "Do you still think I'm an orangutan?! I'm a human, okay?! Reproductive isolation doesn't exist!!" And let’s talk about the friendship between men! What kind of trouble is there in the friendship between males!!”
Hearing this, Yue Yong stuffed the banana she had just taken out into her arms and pretended that nothing happened.
"Hey, were you going to take out the bananas just now? Are you going to feed them?!" Kondo shouted, "I saw it just now! No need to pretend like that! You are so rude!"
"I understand," Jiang Cheng wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, "it must be very hard, right? In order to prevent yourself from being separated from the people around you, it must be painful to try your best to act like a human being and integrate yourself into the surrounding environment, right? I understand everything!”
"No! You don't understand at all! What on earth are you thinking!" Kondo was so angry that he almost lost his mind.
"So that's it... It's really touching." As she said that, A Miao began to cry.
"I didn't expect you to have such a story, and the slave family was also touched by your spirit." Yue Yong said and was moved to squeeze out two tears, and secretly stuffed two bananas into Kondo's arms, "Don't worry Well, if no one sees it, you can eat it if you want."
"Hey!!!" Kondo was really furious, but after seeing A Miao's gentle eyes, he suddenly felt much better.
[Being a gorilla can gain Miss A Miao’s sympathy! ! ] Kondo was secretly happy and glanced at Jiang Cheng gratefully, [It’s not bad to be an orangutan! !]
Before Kondo could finish being moved, A Miao on the side said coyly: "What should I do? My wallet seems to be empty~"
"Huh? Really? I took out all my savings..." Looking at his shriveled wallet, Kondo felt bad.
"Hahahaha! You kid has never drank Champagne King, so you don't know about it? That one is super expensive. I'm not kidding you. If you call to buy it, your wallet will be empty in no time! Hahahaha..." Matsudaira on the side The public laughed, but then he turned his face away and said with tears streaming down his face, "What should I do? Mom is going to scold me to death..."
"You haven't been able to do it for a long time!" Kondo shouted, and then looked at A Miao with an apologetic look, "Something's not going well, Miss A Miao..."
"Kondo-san, it doesn't matter, you have done enough for me." A Miao shook her head and said, which in Kondo's eyes was full of understanding.
Before Kondo could be moved, A Miao burped, held up Kondo's sword, raised her head and continued with a smile, "In the end, just selling this will be enough!"
"Sell that..." Kondo murmured, "That's the samurai's soul..."
"You can just save money to buy the soul or something?" A Miao replied with a smile.
"That's not what you said..."
"That's right!!" Yue Yong lowered his head and shouted, then raised his head and continued, "Didn't the drinking party just start?! Do you just want to run away?! Whether it's a gorilla or a man, come and drink with me. !”
"Yueyue, you..." Jiang Cheng looked at the crimson-faced Yue Yong and then glanced at the empty wine glass in front of Yue Yong, and instantly understood something, "Can't you drink..."
"What are you talking about!" Yue Yong slapped Jiang Cheng's head on the table, and the whole table was broken into pieces. "I have been unhappy with you for a long time! What is that? You just stay indoors and play all day long. Game, I’ve had enough of you for a long time! At least go out and breathe fresh air, work hard and make money, you bastard!”
"Hey, hey, what are you talking about! Why do you think I'm just like your useless son who stays behind closed doors?" Jiang Cheng raised his head and retorted, his whole forehead already covered in blood.
"Hurry up and get some wine! Bastard! Don't you have any sharp eyesight?!" Yue Yong cursed and took out several kunai from her body, "I've just started drinking, okay! If you don't get it, I'll kill you." Oh~"
Just after finishing speaking, Yue Yong had thrown the kunai out, and none of the four men present (Esei, Kondo, and Gintoki and Hasegawa who fainted) were spared.
"Sorry, I took her back first." Seeing that the situation was not good, Jiang Cheng wanted to drag Yue Yong back. Otherwise, at this rate, the store would be demolished by Yue Yong soon.
"Don't touch me! Do you want to force yourself to come with me..." As she said that, Yue Yong showed a wicked smile and teased, "Jiang Chengsama is so lustful~"
Jiang Cheng felt inexplicably angry, "Who would be interested in a female tyrannosaurus like you?"
Just after I finished speaking, there were two more kunai.
"Jiang Cheng, sama, drink quickly!" Yue Yong picked up the half bottle of Champagne King left on the table and poured it into Jiang Cheng's mouth. Jiang Cheng choked several times.
Ah, too bad. This is Jiang Cheng's last thought...
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After a long time, Gintoki and Hasegawa woke up, looking at the ruins in front of them, feeling extremely confused.
"What's going on?"×2
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The next day after the incident, Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong stood in front of the store manager's hospital bed and compensated the store manager for his losses. The losses included the employees' lost wages, the store's reconstruction costs, and... everyone's medical expenses.
Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong promised not to come to Huo Huo Smile Bar again. Similarly, Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong were also put on the permanent blacklist by Smile Bar.
It is said that the manager of the Smile Bar did not say a word at that time, and there was no trace of sadness or joy on his face. As for the reason, it should be broken all over the body, and I can't tell you. After all, she was tied up with bandages like a mummy.
Thanks to the quarrel between Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong, neither A Yin nor A Miao was fired. As for the reason, many girls were implicated by the drunken two, and several suffered broken bones... Layoffs It is no longer realistic... If any of them are laid off, the store will probably close down...
Yoshihara.
Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong vowed never to drink again in front of Ri Lun. (PS: Forced.)
"That's not it! It has nothing to do with me at all! It's all Yueyue's fault!" Jiang Chengyi retorted righteously, "I don't know how to drink but I have to try it, and in the end it's all my fault!"
"That makes sense," Rilun nodded, then raised his head and continued with a smile, "But in terms of destructive ability, Yueyue is far behind you~ I heard that Yueyue only dismantled the sofa and beat her. Beat you up or something like that, you seem to have torn down the whole house~"
“Private Marseille…”
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