Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 124: Becoming a father begins with naming your child

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"The money you just took away will be used as a full moon gift." Jiang Cheng said casually and took [Little Silver Toki] in Yue Yong's arms, "She is exactly the same as you. I didn't expect your genes to be so powerful. !”

"No, no, no!!!! This is definitely impossible!!" Gintoki was obviously still unwilling to face the reality, "Because it was like that! Because it was like that at that time, so it is absolutely impossible overall! No! possible!"

"It's so noisy! You're such a weak soul!" Everyone present shouted at the same time and kicked Gintoki.

"Gin-san, don't scare [Wanshi], really," Shinpachi glanced at Gintoki and complained, and then began to tease [little Gintoki] in Jiang Cheng's arms, "Don't ever talk to your father. Learn. Wanshi~"

"I want to take pictures and send them to mommy, Aru~" Kagura excitedly took out his mobile phone, or rather a communicator, and quickly took a few pictures of Ko Gintoki and quickly edited a text, and wrote it with the utmost Sent to Jianghua in the distance as quickly as possible.

"Ah, Mommy texted Aru back!" Kagura said excitedly, and at the same time raised her phone to show everyone, [Congratulations~]

"Congratulations for what?! Is this something worthy of congratulations?!" Gintoki said frantically.

"By the way, that woman didn't even give her child a name," Jiang Cheng murmured.

"Perhaps she wants dad to name her. It seems that this woman also loves Gin-san very much." Shinpachi looked at little Gintoki with a gentle face, "I didn't expect that even an unreliable man like Gin-san would It can also attract women~"

"Yeah," Jiang Cheng nodded noncommittally, "The so-called beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Then Gintoki, hurry up and give the child a name! Please ask Sougo-kun to register for him later. That’s it.”

After saying that, Jiang Cheng sighed with emotion, "I didn't expect that the all-powerful Lord Bai Yaksha would eventually become an ordinary father. It's really unbelievable. That's right!"

Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, handed the child in his hand to Gintoki, took out his mobile phone on his body, and began to keep announcing the good news to acquaintances.

"Look for an acquaintance first..." Jiang Cheng murmured while swiping his phone, "First send one to Gao Zai, then send one to Sakamoto, and then send one to Kurozino..."

Gintoki's face grew darker and darker as he listened to Jiang Cheng's words. Finally... he couldn't bear it anymore, "That's enough for you!! No need to send it anymore!! Why are you sending this to them?! You're not sure at all!!"

"I don't know what you are talking about," Jiang Cheng sighed, then raised his head and explained, "This is also considering that your financial situation is very bad. We are also kind-hearted and can at least help you collect some gifts so that you can have a good life. Raise this child. Don’t worry, I won’t keep it for myself!”

"Are you kidding me?!!!" Gintoki roared angrily, "Can you raise one million?"

"The second half of the sentence has already betrayed you!!" Shinbaji complained at the top of his lungs.

"Hey, Gao Zai replied to the message," Jiang Cheng said in surprise.

"Huh? So soon?!" Xin Bajia came over, "[Congratulations, congratulations to Master Shiro Yaksha on the birth of a son. ps: Master Jinsuke has not returned. When he comes back, I will definitely tell him the good news. ps ps: As for the gift money, please ask Mr. Jiang Cheng to pay it for now.]"

"Gao Zai is still as busy with work as ever~" Jiang Cheng sighed slightly, "What a remarkable man he is. A man who loves his work should also pay attention to his health when working overtime."

"Why do you think the most vicious anti-foreign patriots have turned into working people who love work and like to work overtime?!" Gintoki complained.

"I don't quite understand, but it seems that Gao Zai really likes this job." Jiang Cheng sighed again.

"That's not called work at all!!!" Gintoki retorted loudly.

"Oops, I'm going to cry Aru." Kagura pointed at little Gintoki in Gintoki's arms and said. At this time, little Gintoki looked confused and looked like he was about to cry.

"Are you going to pee?" Jiang Cheng asked.

"Probably not," Yue Yong, who had been silent until now, said, "It should be big."

Yue Yong hasn't spoken much since he walked in. He has been staring closely at little Gintoki, "So the baby looks like this..." Yue Yong thought in her heart.

"There's no difference between your thoughts and Jiang Chengsang's, right?" Shinpachi said angrily, and then carefully observed Gintoki, "No! He must be hungry!"

Then, Shinpachi started shouting at the top of his lungs, "Is there anyone who can breastfeed?!!"

"Is it you again?!" came the angry voice of Granny Denshi, "Forget it about owing rent, you are still yelling when the master is sleeping, you are too shameless!!"

But when Granny Toshi rushed upstairs and opened the door, she was stunned when she saw Gintoki holding the child...

Downstairs from Wanshiwu, there is a small shop called Dengshi.

"It's really rotten..." Granny Denshi said in a low voice, glancing at little Gintoki who was holding a bottle in his arms and gnawing at it, and then at Da Gintoki who was standing aside and picking his nose, "Although I have always known that you are a You random man, I didn’t expect you to be so rotten that you would sow seeds everywhere and then leave women behind to live alone.”

Then, Granny Denshi looked at little Gintoki in her arms again and said softly: "Don't follow your father's example~Kintoki~"

"You can't say that, mother-in-law," Jiang Cheng defended Gintoki, "Maybe from now on Gintoki will play the role of a father and slowly change. Isn't that how it is played on TV? After having children, the prodigal son will also concentrate on his family."

"I hope," Granny Dense said, raising her head and looking at Gintoki, "I can give you a month's exemption on the rent I owe as a gift for the child."

"But speaking of it, she is worthy of being a powerful mother-in-law. She can even coax her for a long time in just a few clicks." Xin Baji said with emotion.

"We can't be sure at all!!" Gintoki couldn't bear it anymore, "I've always gotten a perfect score of five in health care classes! I won't make this kind of mistake! Absolutely!!"

"No, you remembered Gintoki wrong!" Jiang Guo retorted decisively, "It's always me who gets a perfect score of five!"

"That's enough for you! This has nothing to do with health care!" Shinpachi shouted, and then looked at Gintoki with contempt, "Stop pretending to be stupid, Gin-san, this fluffy curly hair, this The arrogant look on his face is obviously inherited from Yin Sang!"

Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong nodded at the same time.

"Am I the inheritor of natural curly hair?" Gintoki was a little angry, "I will not let my child bear this burden! Even if the genetic factors are distorted, I still have to give birth to a kid with flowing straight hair!!"

"I'm full..." Jiang Cheng said while looking at Xiao Yin in the arms of Granny Denshi, "I laughed! I laughed! It's incredible!!"

"Your voice is too loud!" Yue Yong hit Jiang Cheng on the back of the head with a palm, "It will scare the children!"

"You're about the same!!" Shinpachi yelled.

"You are all the same..." Grandma Dengshi said with a sigh.

Seeing Xiao Yin sitting in the stroller amusing himself, everyone in the room looked at him softly. Except, of course, for an adult who has the same hairstyle as the child.

[Hey, hey, something is wrong, everyone seems to be in high spirits...] There is more and more cold sweat on Gintoki's face.

"Would it be better to have these? What a troublesome kid." Grandma Denshi said, but her expression was surprisingly soft.

"That's why I hate brats." Catherine sneered and said, but her voice was not loud, as if she was afraid of disturbing little Gintoki.

Kagura on the side made a face at Ko Gintoki.

"But I'm not smiling at all~" Xinbaji sighed with emotion in a low voice.

"Aren't you smiling?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, "You were clearly smiling just now. You smiled at me when you were full."

"By the way, can you tell the baby's expression?" Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng with disdain and said.

"Who are you looking down on?!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

[It seems like it's not over yet...] Gintoki looked at the people accompanying little Gintoki and became even more panicked.

"Yoshiyoshi, Kintoki, you can't become like your father~" Granny Denshi said softly to little Gintoki.

"Wanshi, look here, Wanshi~" Shinbaji shouted softly.

"Ginle, call mom, Ginle~" Kagura pointed at herself and said.

"Sakata, idiot Sakata~" This sentence was said by Catherine.

Gintoki on the side became even more uneasy after hearing these words, "Why are they all involving me!" ! That’s not the case at all! ! ! ] Just when Ginshi was wailing in his heart, Jiang Cheng finally spoke with a dark face.

"That's enough for you!" Jiang Cheng said angrily.

[Yep! I knew Jiang Cheng that you would definitely defend me! You are indeed my friend! ] Gintoki was moved in his heart, but before he was finished, he heard Jiang Cheng's next words, and his whole body became even more uneasy.

"Shouldn't Gintoki decide the name?! After all, he is also the father of the child!" Jiang Cheng said solemnly, "You must also have full confidence in Gintoki! I am willing to believe that people who have a family Gintoki will definitely change his mind and become a new person!"

"Jiang Chengsang, you..." Xinbaji looked in disbelief, but then he smiled happily, "You are right, I believe so too!"

"Hmph," Yue Yong snorted disdainfully, took out a few banknotes from his arms and handed them to Gintoki who was standing aside, "It's for me and Nichirin's sake, come on."

"Since Jiang Chengjun believes in your words, I reluctantly believe in you for once." Grandma Dengshi said with a soft smile with her eyes closed.

Then everyone held up little Gintoki and handed it to Gintoki, and at the same time said happily: "Give him a name! Dad!"

Gintoki's face was completely dark.

Gintoki, who snatched the child away in an instant, kicked open the door and ran out, shouting at the same time: "Are you kidding!!!"

(End of chapter)