Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 13: After ten years of being an idiot, you are still an idiot!

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Damn it! I only cared about eating by myself and didn’t calculate the time! Gintoki thought to himself. But the next second, Gintoki looked at the soju he had just ordered on the table, and instantly thought of a solution.

"Your Excellency Shenwei, Lord Fengxian heard of your arrival and asked me to come to invite you." Yue Yong said respectfully to Jiang Cheng at this time.

"Ah?" Jiang Cheng obviously didn't know what the situation was, "Well, I don't..."

But before he finished speaking, Gintoki took a cup and poured Jiang Cheng a cup of soju.

"Captain Kamui! Men in the bartender are not allowed to put down their wine glasses! This is the most basic respect!" Gintoki said.

"That's right, I said I don't..."

Before he finished speaking, Gintoki took another sip of wine.

three! two! one! Gintoki secretly counted in his mind, it’s done!

However, the result was beyond Gintoki's expectation. Jiangcheng did not get drunk and make a fuss like before, but just tilted his head and fell asleep...

"Shinpachi, what's the date today?" Gintoki looked at Shinpachi and asked.

"No. 15, what's wrong?" Xin Bajia replied, rubbing his big belly.

"It's nothing," Gintoki then looked at Yue Yong, "Our leader will want to take a rest after eating. Next, we have to help Z Trump on the other side of the world. I heard that the election was not smooth. , isn’t it, Xinbaji?”

Looking at Gintoki's eyes, Shinpachi understood, "That's right!"

"That's it, our captain is entrusted to you for the time being!" Then Gintoki stood up and pulled Shinpachi away quickly...

"Yin Sang, is that man an acquaintance of yours?" Xin Baji asked curiously.

"That's right." Gintoki replied casually, while stroking his overstuffed belly with one hand and picking his nose with the other.

"What kind of man is he?"

"Just an idiot who's popular with women."

But suddenly, Gintoki stopped, and then said: "Come out, I have already noticed that someone is following me."

"Leader, what should we do now?" A Baihua member looked at Jiang Cheng who was sleeping and asked with some uncertainty.

"Take him back to Yoshihara and take him to see Master Fengxian when he wakes up." After saying that, Yue Yong stood up and walked towards the door without looking back. Before leaving, Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng, who was sleeping, had a different meaning in his eyes, like hope and hesitation, but it was fleeting.

Jiang Cheng opened his eyes and looked at the unfamiliar room and unfamiliar environment. Then he sat up and couldn't help but sigh. Jiang Cheng had experienced this situation countless times over the years.

"Are you awake?" Yue Yong stood outside the door and knocked on the door.

"Oh, please come in." Jiang Cheng instantly got off the bed and put on his clothes.

Yue Yong opened the door and walked in, "Sir Shenwei, Lord Fengxian is waiting for you in the living room."

"Um... I'm not the divine power you said..." Jiang Cheng looked embarrassed and scratched his head in embarrassment.

"What else can you say? Your Excellency Shenwei. Lord Fengxian has been waiting for you for a long time."

"I'm really not that kind of divine power. You got the wrong person!"

Σ(°△°|||)︴ Yue Yong showed the above expression and was instantly petrified.

"Well, I'm really sorry! Whether it's washing the dishes or doing anything else, I'll do it! As long as I'm not selling myself, it's fine!" Jiang Cheng bowed quickly and said.

"...Aren't you Yetu?" After a long silence, Yue Yong finally asked.

"Ah?" Jiang Cheng struggled for a while before finally replying, "For now, let's forget it."

"tentatively?"

"The thing is like this. I was walking on the street alone, but suddenly I was dragged into a certain store. Then I really declared that I had no money, twice! But... you all know what happened next... " Jiang Cheng explained hurriedly.

"Are you...are you an idiot?!" Yue Yong couldn't help but complain.

"You admitted the wrong person without permission! Why are you blaming me all!" Jiang Cheng retorted, but he had no confidence at all.

"You guy!" Yue Yong shouted, but then her voice became softer and she continued helplessly, "If you are also a Night Rabbit, Night King Fengxian, you should know this person, right?"

"Wild King... Crazy Immortal?"

"It's the Night King and Phoenix Fairy! You idiot!" Yue Yong was really speechless, "Are you the Night Rabbit?"

"It may be yes or it may not be, it depends on the situation." Jiang Cheng said with a small look of pride on his face.

"You are so proud! What is there to be proud of! Are you talking about some famous saying?! I have only heard of shemales who can be both male and female! You must be an idiot! Absolutely!"

"Well, don't worry, I understand. It means that the Wild King and Phoenix are the boss here, so why don't I go and apologize to him in person?" Jiang Cheng said nonchalantly.

"I advise you not to do this," Yue Yong continued, "because you will die."

"Which country has a law that punishes freeloaders with the death penalty?!"

Yue Yong leaned in front of the door and took a puff from the cigarette in her hand, "Where do you think you are now?"

"Japan? Isn't it? Did I already go abroad when I fell asleep? Which country is it now? Africa?" Jiang Cheng was already confused.

"What kind of imagination do you have?! The underground city of Edo, Yoshiwara. This is an underground city built eight years ago by the gods and the shogunate in collusion, which is Yoshihara Taoyuan Township. If you still don't understand, open the window and take a look You can tell what kind of place this is by looking outside." Yue Yong explained while holding back her anger.

After hearing this, Jiang Chengzhen came to the window and looked outside. The area he looked at was full of places for men to have fun. Jiang Cheng raised his head and found that it was really dark here, and the entire sky was sealed.

"Because of the participation of heavenly beings, this is an extra-legal space that even the shogunate has tacitly approved of. It is naturally also a place for the powerful to have various carnivals. In other words, it is a breeding ground for corruption. Even the geisha here know a thing or two. It’s a national secret, so once those women you see on the street come here, it’s impossible to see the sun again.” After a pause, Yue Yong continued,

"The women who come here are used like commodities, taken underground to squeeze out their usable youth, and those who try to escape will be killed. This street is called the Street of Evernight, and it does not refer to him. A romantic place. For us, the hope of dawn will never come. We can only survive in endless despair and endless night."

Jiang Cheng did not let Yue Yong continue, but continued: "Then what kind of wild king is the master of this place and controls the entire Yoshihara? I have seen enough of such plots in those vulgar movies. Hello!"

"Maybe it's like this, Night King Hosen, the man at the pinnacle of the Night Rabbit, the King of the Night Rabbit, and the King of the Night Yoshihara. The former commander of Haruyu's 7th Division, a man who is on par with the legendary Master Xinghaibo." Yue Yong continued,

"So why are you talking about this? Stop beating around the bush and say what you have to say. I don't like beating around the bush. It's like an RPG game. You start with the monsters step by step until you reach the boss. There are also levels one by one. I hate it the most. That feeling." Jiang Cheng leaned against the window and said casually, Jiang Cheng had already heard something in Yue Yong's words.

"Although we have little contact with the outside world here, there are some things that I have heard a few words from some people. For example, ten years ago, everyone in Chunyu's Second Division, including the commander, , was wiped out on Earth. Am I right? Master [Red Beast] who killed the entire Second Division by one person?" After saying that, Yue Yong's expression finally became serious. (ps: This refers to Jiang Cheng’s last battle in the war against the barbarians. The leader of Chun Yu’s second division is Ma Dong in the original work—one of the three evil stars of the Chun Yu Pirates, the one with the eye on his forehead. But In this book, he was killed by Jiang Cheng.)

"I don't understand what you are talking about at all." Jiang Cheng said casually, "I'm sorry, you may have recognized the wrong person. My name is Jiang Cheng. I am neither a night rabbit nor a samurai. I am just a wandering ronin. .”

"Really?" Yue Yong clapped her hands as she spoke, and a door opened instantly.

When Jiang Cheng saw the scene clearly, he was stunned and saw Gintoki sleeping soundly while holding a wine bottle with his hands in his arms. And next to him was a boy with glasses who was tied up.

"We are really good friends. We just drank a few glasses of wine and listened to some good things, so we talked about them all."

Jiang Cheng rushed over with a black line on his face and kicked Gintoki hard several times.

"What are you doing?!" Gintoki cursed and got up from the ground, and then saw Jiang Cheng in front of him.

"Are you an idiot?!" Jiang Cheng kicked and scolded.

"Even though it's a weak hope, I still hope to catch it. Please help us." Yue Yong's pleading voice came from behind Jiang Cheng.

Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked at Yue Yong who was kneeling on one knee and didn't know what to say.

"No matter what the cost, as long as I can get Yoshihara out of the hands of the Night King, I won't hesitate!"

"You should get up first, I hate this." Jiang Cheng could only say this in the end.

"Shinpachi, what's wrong with you, Shinpachi!" Gintoki shook Shinpachi with a subtle expression on his face and kept shouting.

"What he said is fine. I just asked him to stay in a club for one night yesterday." Yue Yong's voice came.

"What kind of club is that! What kind of club has such professional tying techniques! What kind of play is this?" Gintoki complained crazily, but he still let Shinpachi untie him.

"Gin-san!" Shinpachi, who was freed from restraints, cried and threw himself into Gintoki's arms, "They, they have done so many things like this and that to me... woo woo woo."

"Yoxi, yoshi, don't cry, Shinpachi. Just treat what happened to you as a dream and forget about it." Gintoki comforted.

"You are such an innocent young man. I still remember that Jiang Cheng's first time was almost the same as your reaction..." Before Gintoki could finish his words, Jiang Cheng kicked him from behind.

"Please see clearly what the situation is now! You are an idiot! An absolute idiot! I haven't seen you for ten years and I thought your brain damage has been cured!! How can you have a friend who tells everything after just a few glasses of wine?!" Jiang Cheng angrily spat.

"No, they also gave me a membership card, a voucher, and a year's supply of strawberry milk." Gintoki retorted.

(End of chapter)