Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 132: People always go further and further on the road of seeking death

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"I see, that's it," Jiang Cheng, who sat down again, finally figured out what was going on under Kagura's explanation. Jiang Cheng nodded and looked at Hachiro, who was patrolling the store in the distance, " In other words, that Hachiro is the aunt’s son. She came to a place like this alone from the countryside in order to meet her son whom she hadn’t seen for five years. She is really a great mother~"

"But that Hachiro..." Kagura drank a bottle of Manniu in one breath, and then looked at Hachiro who was patrolling in the distance, "It seems that he has no idea of acknowledging his mother, Aru."

"It's understandable. After all, I made myself look like that, and I feel like I don't have the face to face my mother." As he said that, Jiang Cheng snatched a few bottles of Manniu from Kagura's hands, "It's too early! This kind of thing is not helpful for development at all! Drinking more milk, going to bed and getting up early is the lifestyle habit a girl your age should have!"

On the side, Xin Baji looked at Jiang Cheng and Kagura, who were quarreling over Man Niu again and started to fight, "Gin Sang, I always feel that I will be involved in something strange again..."

"Huh? What are you talking about?" Gintoki said casually, and picked up the wine glass on the table and took a sip. "It's no different from a normal store if you just drink. But you can't drink. If it's If you’re a bull, I’ll give you a drink.”

At this moment, Kuang Shilang, who had just finished handling his own affairs, finally came over.

"I'm sorry," Kuangshilang lowered his head slightly and bent over, "Did everyone enjoy themselves?"

"It's okay. As long as there aren't those cowherds, this place will just look like a tavern," Gintoki said casually, then looked at Kagura and Jiangcheng who were still pinching each other, and reminded him seriously. : "Also, a kind reminder, quickly draw a clear line with that man, otherwise..."

As he said that, Gintoki raised his head and glanced at the entire hall, "These decorations are very expensive, right?"

"Huh?" Kuangshilang was confused, "What are you talking about?"

"Gin-san, you don't understand what you're saying to Kuangseilang-san, so let me do it!" As he said that, Shinpachi approached Kuangseilang-san and whispered softly in his ear: "Well, Kuangseilang-san, the Smile Bar in Kabukicho ,do you know?"

"Of course." Kusushiro nodded, "After all, it is one of the best bars in Kabukicho. However, it seems that there was a gang fight some time ago and it closed for a while."

When he mentioned the word [underworld], Kuangshilang looked slightly helpless.

"Do you even think so..." Xinbaji was a little speechless, and then continued with a serious face, "That was not a gang fight at all! It was all... "

Saying that, Xin Baji looked at Jiang Cheng who was standing aside, "It's all that man's fault!"

"Hey?! How could it be possible?!" Kuangshilang was shocked.

"You'd better not get close to that man. Although Jiang Chengsang has a good character, but..."

Before Xin Baji finished speaking, he saw two kunai piercing Jiang Cheng's head, and then Yue Yong's furious voice sounded.

"You bastard! What are you doing in a place like this?!" After saying that, Yue Yong rushed over and kicked Jiang Cheng and the sofa away before he could say hello. Behind Yue Yong, there were also people with expressions on their faces. Unkind Baihua members.

"Anyway, this is pretty much the situation..." Xin Baji continued.

"Who abducted Jiang Chengsama into a place like this?!" a group of Baihua members, fully armed, shouted sweetly.

"Alala, you will be my guest when you come to Takamagahara..." Kuseirou smiled slightly and walked forward, thinking that he could handle these women with the skills he had honed as the best cowherd in Kabukicho, but it was obvious... he... was thinking too much. …

"Huh?! Is that you?!" A Baihua member looked at Kuangshilang and shouted to the sisters behind him, "That's the guy! Sisters, get rid of him!"

"Why???!!!!"

"You guys, calm down!" At this time, Jiang Cheng finally got up, pulled out the kunai on his head and shouted at the same time.

"Yeah~Jiang Chengsama is so handsome when he's angry~"

"Did you take it? If anyone took it, please share it with me!"

"I filmed it!"

"Really?!"

"Pass me a copy!"

"Pass me a copy too!"

"And I!"

Seeing all the members of Baihua who instantly turned into little girls, even Kuangshirou was a little unbelievable.

"What the best cowherd? It seems that I am a little too arrogant..." Kuangshilang curled his lips, with a hint of self-deprecation.

"Why are you so cool? You're just a useless otaku!" Yue Yong scolded, "Didn't you say you were going to buy a game? What kind of game did you play to get to this point?!"

"Hahahaha, it's all an accident," Jiang Chengmo laughed twice on the back of his head, but then he came to his senses, "What time is it now?!"

"Ah, nine o'clock in the evening..." Kuangshilang replied.

"My game!" Jiang Cheng went a little crazy and looked at Kuangshilang, "Are your employees okay? They won't go to some strange stores on the way to buy games, right?"

"That's you you're talking about!" Yue Yong was furious.

"No problem, those guys are surprisingly reliable," Kuangshilang smiled and continued, "After all, they are my friends who support Takamagahara with me!"

"That's it. Since you said that, I'm relieved." Jiang Cheng said happily, and then looked at the Baihua members who were still standing aside, "Since you're here, let's have some fun here. Today It’s time to have a holiday tonight!”

Looking at the cheering Baihua members, Yue Yong was speechless, "Why did you make a decision without permission! I haven't agreed yet!"

"What does it matter," Jiang Cheng said casually, "You should relax occasionally, don't you think so?!"

"Yes!"×N

"By the way, you can't drink," Jiang Cheng glanced at Yue Yong and said, "If you're a bull, I can give you a drink."

"You are on the same level as me..." Xin Bajia adjusted his glasses and said weakly.

"Why?" Yue Yong asked.

"Do you still want to demolish this store?" Jiang Cheng curled his lips and said.

Seeing Jiang Cheng and all the Baihua members having fun in another booth, Kuangseilang felt a little emotional.

"It's really amazing, Jiang Chengsang. With just a few words, you can calm down that group of people... ah, that group of people..." Even Kuangshilang couldn't find an appropriate adjective to describe those members of Baihua.

"Tigresses." Gintoki decisively said the answer for Kuangshirou that was on his lips but did not dare to say it.

But just as he finished speaking, several kunai came straight from a certain direction...

"Gin-san, if you can't do it, don't do it..." Shinpachi complained expressionlessly, while expressionlessly helping Gintoki pull out the kunai stuck all over his body.

"You are really energetic..." Kuangshilang smiled, and then continued with a slightly regretful tone, "I thought that if it was Jiang Chengsang, he would definitely become a Cowherd who could surpass me. It looks like he is It’s unlikely…”

"It's better for you to give up this idea as soon as possible..." Xin Bajiao said helplessly.

"That makes sense..." Kuangshilang smiled awkwardly, and then suddenly thought of something, "Ah, by the way, what food do you want to eat?"

"Oh," after listening, Gintoki picked up the menu on the table, "chocolate-flavored caviar..."

"There's no need to order those things, I brought food from home." Hachiro's mother interrupted Gintoki decisively, took out a lunch box from behind, opened it and placed it on the table, "Look, it's boiled beans. Serve with warm wine."

"What have you brought?" Gintoki was speechless. "You look very poor like this! Put it away quickly!"

"Eat quickly, these boiled beans can also cure your irritable temper," Hachiro's mother said, looking at Kuang Shilang who was standing aside, "Hey, the handsome guy standing over there, come and eat too. Bar."

"Huh? Ah, okay." After saying that, Kuangshilang also sat down.

"Kuaishi Langsang, I have something to ask." Looking at Kuangsei Lang who was sitting down, Shinbaji finally remembered the task entrustment.

"Hey? What's the matter?"

"Kuaishi Langsang is the owner of this shop, right?" Xin Baji asked next.

"Yes." Kuangshilang nodded.

"When did that giant afro start working here?" Xin Baji asked again.

"You are referring to Hachiro, right?" As he said that, Kuangshilang's expression softened a lot, and he looked at Hachiro who was explaining something to the waiter in the distance, "He has been with me since the opening of our store. It's me. A good friend of mine, I used to work in other stores. Two years ago, I wanted to start my own business, so I asked him to help me. He used to be a cowherd, but now he is only responsible for some behind-the-scenes work, because the plastic surgery failed before, so... "

"What kind of failure is a plastic surgery failure? Could it be a laboratory explosion or something?" After complaining, Shinpachi continued to ask, "Well, is it Hachiro's job to do things like today's daytime?"

"Ah, that's right, just like a bodyguard, because the streets are chaotic, so that kind of thing will inevitably happen..." Kuangshilang explained, and picked up the beans from the lunch box on the table with chopsticks, the whole movement was very elegant, " If you have to keep your head down and stand firm here, it’s impossible to keep your hands and feet clean.”

"Although I am the No. 1 cowherd in Kabukicho, I have lost more than I have gained..." As he spoke, Kuroshieiro put down his chopsticks, still looking a little disappointed, "Speaking of which. It’s really shameful that the people here are all people who don’t have the face to see their parents…”

Looking at Kuang Shilang with a disappointed look on his face, Shinpachi was just about to speak out to comfort him when a loud noise was heard along with the screams of the customers.

"It looks like that idiot must have caused trouble again..." Gintoki sighed and looked in the direction of the sound. However, at this glance, Gintoki knew that he had thought wrong... However, things seemed to be more complicated...

(End of chapter)