"The 100 points I gave are not just 100 points," Kagura folded her hands with a deep meaning on her face, "It's just common sense. When you see a ball, you will think of another ball. A stick.”
"Hey, what kind of association is that?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, and then rushed forward and kicked Gintoki over, "What kind of common sense did you instill in my niece, you bastard? !! "
"No one has instilled such common sense into her!" Gintoki stood up and retorted, "You might as well ask that weird little girl directly! Who knows where she learned this kind of common sense!"
"Calm down, Jiang Chengsang!" Xin Bajiu rushed onto the stage and blocked Jiang Cheng, "The competition is still going on..."
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"Hehehe... Big brother..." The one-eyed man touched his bald head and showed a shy expression, "My score is higher than that of big brother, hehehe."
"What's going on? That expression of yours? Are you proud? Can you look in the mirror and take a good look at your face?!" Heima Shengnan scolded, and then he smoothed his three-quarter hair style again, disdainfully Said, "Remember this for me! Apart from the boss, I am the only person responsible for the appearance of the Gou Rat Group!"
[You are too confident! ! ] All the younger brothers roared in their hearts.
But it didn’t take long for Dark Horse Katsura to be speechless because all his weird-looking younger brothers scored higher than him...
"Shadow! Shady!" Dark Horse Shengnan loudly expressed his dissatisfaction, "Those judges are using their power for personal gain!"
"Brother is unhappy..."
"No wonder, he always thinks he is handsomer than us..."
"Even the eldest brother has a hard time facing reality..."
"That's right..."
"But don't you feel pitiful? Brother, he..."
"That's right..."
…
Finally, the younger brothers discussed the result and looked at the dark horse Katsuo with extremely sympathetic eyes, and said at the same time: "Brother! In our minds, you will always be the most handsome!"
"You..." Heima Shengnan was about to be moved when he suddenly noticed the sympathy in the eyes of these young men, "What's the matter with the sympathy in your eyes?!"
…
"Then, the next step is the second level of selection, that is..." Before Gintoki could finish his words, he was interrupted by the voice of Kuangshirou on the judges' table.
"Wait a moment, we are still discussing the questions for the second test."
"Then wait a moment," Gintoki nodded and looked at the four judges who were whispering. After two minutes, the four judges sat back down and signaled Gintoki with their eyes.
Gintoki walked forward knowingly and took the note from Kuangseirou's hand, "I didn't expect it to be this question. It's really unexpected."
Looking at Gintoki, who was pretending to be mysterious, the people below also had their hearts in their throats.
"That's it: etiquette!" Gintoki finally announced the topic for the second game, "As we all know, as a cowherd, etiquette is also a very important part! Behavior and every smile are very important! However, so many It is difficult for us to assess people one by one, so! We chose the most basic etiquette assessment! That is how to use chopsticks!"
"I believe that everyone uses chopsticks in different ways. But! Don't underestimate this most basic etiquette! You can see a person's character and personality from the way you use chopsticks!"
After finishing speaking, Gintoki clapped his hands, and then a dozen tables were lifted up and placed in front of each contestant. On each table was a plate of boiled beans and a pair of chopsticks.
"The next assessment is very simple. Use the chopsticks in front of you to eat the boiled beans in front of you! The judges will score based on your performance!" After Gintoki finished speaking, the contestants also started... picking beans...
"It seems that there are really many situations. Some contestants like to pick up several beans at once, some like to pick up one bean at a time, and some can only pick up one bean several times," Gintoki looked at the contestants who were picking up the beans to eat. The player went on to say,
"It seems that the scores will be greatly reduced this time. What are you doing, that horse-faced player? Why did you break the chopsticks? Are you angry because you can't pick the beans?! Points will be deducted!"
Just as he finished speaking, Gintoki noticed Oka-san walking down from the judges' table.
"Are Ocasan ready to observe closely..." Gintoki murmured, but then Ocasan's actions shocked Gintoki, "No! Ocasan is correcting the players' chopstick postures! How shocking. So touched!”
"Just like when your Ocasan corrected your wrong way to use chopsticks when you were a child, she used her own extremely standard movements to demonstrate, not even missing any step, being gentle and careful. This is... it is great maternal love. !" Gintoki wiped his tears exaggeratedly, "Full marks! Full marks to Oka-san!!"
"You..." The contestant who broke his own chopsticks before looked at Ocasan who taught him how to use chopsticks in a calm and unhurried manner, and couldn't help but feel a little moved, "Thank you..."
"No, this is just Ocasan's obligation. Isn't it Ocasan's responsibility to correct the children when they do something wrong? So, don't say thank you or anything. You just need to live full of energy. Just go down..." Ocasan said with a smile.
"Woooooooo..."
All the contestants burst into tears.
Kuang Shi Lang and Hachi Lang on the judges' bench couldn't help but sniffed, and each showed his own score: 100 points! 100 points for everyone! !
"It seems that not only the contestants, but also the judges have been captured by Oka-san!" Gintoki announced loudly.
But at this touching moment, Dark Horse Shengnan's cell phone rang, and it was a message.
"Ah! Mel-chan, Mel-chan, she became a mother while I was away!!" After reading the message, Kuroma Katsuo froze in place.
"Wait a minute! There seems to be something wrong with the scene!" Gintoki was completely immersed in his role as the host. "The mother in the home of the dark horse Katsura player seems to have given birth! First of all, let us congratulate the dark horse Katsura player. Starting today, you He is a father! Do you use your job success as a gift to your child who has just come into this world? What an amazing father!"
"No! The child's father is not me anymore!" Heima Shengnan shouted loudly.
"No..." Gintoki was also a little shocked, but fortunately Gintoki responded quickly, "It seems that the dark horse player's family situation is a bit complicated, but it can be seen that although he is not the biological father, he is still very nervous about his child. of!"
"What nonsense are you talking about! Mel-chan is a dachshund!" Kuroma Katsuo yelled, scratching his neck.
"Dachshund star?!" Gintoki was completely shocked, "Is this the so-called love that can transcend the star realm? It's really touching."
"It's just an ordinary dachshund! Now is not the time to talk about that!" With that said, Dark Horse Katsuo ran out without looking back, and the rest of the contestants followed.
"Abstain! Everyone abstains! Although it is a pity, no one passed the Cowherd selection this time!" Gintoki loudly announced the results of the competition.
"What on earth are we here for..." Xin Baji said expressionlessly again.
…
"Thank you very much. Where is Jiang Chengsang?"
After the farce ended, Kuangshirou came over and thanked Gintoki sincerely and asked.
At this time, Yincai discovered that Jiang Cheng had disappeared. "Don't worry, he may have gone back to play games. After all, that man is so obsessed with games..."
"That's it," Kuangshilang smiled and looked at the game he had just bought given to him by an employee, "He hasn't gotten this one yet..."
"Gin-chan! Gin-chan!" Kagura suddenly ran over with an anxious look on her face, "Sorry, Aru! Auntie, she can't be found anywhere!"
"Hey? Where's the toilet?" Xinbajiu asked.
Kagura shook her head, "Could it be that you were kidnapped by those people?"
"Mom!" Kuang Shi Lang shouted and rushed out.
The Master House Trio: "Mom??!!"
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Dark Horse Katsuo and his subordinates didn't have time to change their clothes. They formed a circle and lay on the floor looking at Mel-chan and her four children in the doghouse made of cardboard boxes in front of them.
"Brother! Did you just see that puppy?!" a younger brother said excitedly, "It looks like a puppet!"
"The sound is too loud!" Kuroma Katsuro punched the boy and cursed, "Mel-chan is in the most sensitive period right now!"
"Oh oh oh..." The boys exclaimed again, "What is going on?! Why is there another one born?!"
"Oh, calm down!" Dark Horse Katsuo said quickly as he looked at the newly born puppy in his younger brother's hand.
"But... it seems to have died..." the younger brother said weakly, and then handed the puppy in his hand to Heima Shengnan, "Here it is, brother, I don't know what to do!"
"I don't know either!" Dark Horse Katsuo was a little flustered, but the boys around him all ran away.
But at this moment, Ocasan came over and took the puppy from Kurama Katsura's hand, and slapped Kuroma Katsura away.
"Why are you men so nervous?! If you don't cheer up, who will save this puppy!" Ocasan scolded, "It's impossible for men to have no courage at this time!!"
"Ocasan!!" All the boys shouted in surprise.
"I'm sorry..." Kuroma Katsuo said quickly as he touched his face that was slapped. Then he suddenly reacted and looked at his younger brothers and cursed, "When did she become your Oka-san!!"
"Please save Mel-chan's child!!" A group of gangsters immediately knelt down and shouted.
"Listen to me, you bastards!" Heima Shengnan cursed with his eyes rolled.
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