Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 137: The trailer for the next episode and the word count are completely different things!

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In the end, with Jiang Cheng's insistence and Ocasan's cursing nagging, Jiang Cheng sent Ocasan onto the late-night tram. Jiang Cheng also received a reward - a box of boiled pumpkin.

Gao Tianyuan.

"Wait a minute, we didn't order anything like this." Looking at Hachiro with a smile on his face as he put a box of boiled pumpkin on the table, the two young ladies clinging to Kuangseirou looked unhappy, " And what are you laughing at? It’s really disgusting.”

"This is a special service!" Hachiro replied with a smile.

At this time, Kuangshilang finally came to his senses and realized that this was a gift left by his mother before she left.

"How could Crazy Lang Sang eat this kind of boiled pumpkin?" A young lady was a little impatient...

After sending away the last two guests, Kuangshilang sat in the empty hall, looked at the boiled pumpkin on the table, and opened the letter under the lunch box.

[To Hachiro:

First of all, the way you use chopsticks is still wrong. Haven't I told you many times to correct it? Mom, I care about it very much, but fortunately, mom has demonstrated it to you many times. Did you pay attention carefully

Of course, don’t make any squeaking sounds when eating. Mom, I’m very anxious.

Finally, although there are many details that I don’t understand, mom, I feel great seeing you living so energetically. No matter what happens, you are a son who makes mom proud. -Mother.]

Finally, in the empty hall, Kuangshilang finished the box of boiled pumpkin with tears in his eyes.

Yoshihara.

"What did you get?" Yue Yong stood in the corridor, looking at Jiang Cheng who had just returned to Yoshihara and asked, "Where is your game?"

"Ah! I forgot!" Jiang Chengcai finally reacted, but then smiled, "It doesn't matter, I'll go to that son's store to get it next time."

"Son? What are you talking about?" Yue Yong asked doubtfully, "Also, what is in your box?"

"This," Jiang Cheng looked at the lunch box in his hand and smiled, "this is a rare delicacy, do you want to try it?"

"No, no need." Yue Yong decisively refused.

"Really? It's really a very, very rare dish," Jiang Cheng continued to seduce Yue Yong, "This is known as the number one most delicious dish in the world!"

"How can there be such a thing!" Yue Yong rolled his eyes and scolded, "And when did you do research on food!"

"Everyone is born a gourmet!" Jiang Cheng retorted without thinking.

Finally, under Jiang Cheng's temptation and instigation, the two of them sat on the roof and finished the box of cold boiled pumpkins under the moonlight...

"Don't you hate sweets?" Yue Yong asked, looking at Jiang Cheng who was lying on the side looking at the moonlight.

"I've never said such a thing," Jiang Cheng replied casually, "It's okay if you eat it once in a while."

"You..." Yue Yong wanted to say something more, but she found that Jiang Cheng was already snoring, "What an incredible man. He invited a lady to dine and ended up falling asleep alone."

(Cowherd Part 1, end.)

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Jiang Cheng wiped the blood that splashed on his face, then glanced at Gintoki and Katsura who were fighting with the gods, and said softly.

"Gao Zai, I," Jiang Cheng said, looking at Gao Shan who was leaning aside with an indifferent expression, "I have already made an agreement with a dead man."

"It doesn't matter if it can't be used as a sword to protect them. At least, you can use this tattered umbrella to block a few raindrops or sadness for them. That's enough!"

Takasugi laughed, and the laughter got louder and louder, and finally he burst into laughter, "What nonsense are you talking about? What kind of agreement? Still as innocent as ever. Who are they? Gintoki? Wig?"

"No, you know." Jiang Cheng shook his head and said, then turned to look at Gintoki and Katsura who were fighting bloody battles.

"It's disgusting, it makes me want to vomit... So, please go to hell..." Gao Shan said and came to Jiang Cheng's back, gently pulled out his sword, and stabbed Jiang Cheng in the back of the heart. .

but…

"Takasugi!!" Gintoki and Katsura shouted at the same time, and pushed Takasugi's sword away...

A certain street-fighting author: Ka! Yossi, you can stop now, that’s it.

Voice-over: Huh? ! what happened? ! What on earth is going on with such a passionate scene? !

A certain author: It’s just a preview. "Maybe I'm the Fake Gintama" is a completely new work, the trailer for the Benizakura chapter!

Voice-over: Do we still need something like this in novels? !

A certain troubled author: At least let the readers be somewhat prepared, right? So that’s it!

Voice-over: That’s it! So if you say that, the next chapter will be the Red Sakura chapter

A certain author: No.

Voice-over: Aren’t you still showing trailers here? ! This is completely fraud! I’ve heard of completion fraud, but I’ve never heard of preview fraud! You just want to count the words! !

A certain author: How can the trailer be said to have a low word count? ! So, readers on the other side of the screen, please stay tuned! "Red Sakura Chapter Revised!" 》ps: It will probably be updated in 2021.

Voice-over: I am xxxxxxxxxxxx! !

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One day, Yoshihara.

"Hey, hey, he is such an amazing man. Sougo-kun has made a meritorious deed again." Jiang Cheng murmured while looking at the newspaper in his hand, "It seems like I need to congratulate him."

With that said, Jiang Cheng took out his mobile phone, edited a congratulatory text message and sent it to Sougo.

"Meritorious service? Who?" Yue Yong curiously glanced at the newspaper in Jiang Cheng's hand and saw a big headline on the upper right corner [Meritorious Service? ! The Shinsengumi are in trouble again! ! Incidents that have been over-handled one after another are no longer legitimate reasons to be excused!], under the title is Okita Sougo holding a rocket launcher and pointing at the camera.

"This is not a meritorious service! It's obvious that the house was demolished!" Yue Yong complained, "By the way, when did you meet the members of the True Selection Team?! How come we have become friends?!"

"Men always become friends without knowing it!" Jiang Cheng said sternly, "Also, it is understandable to demolish one or two houses in order to catch criminals. After all, there are no prisoners waiting for you to catch them. Bar?"

"Last time it was the son of the ghost father, and this time it's the captain of the first division of the Shinsengumi... The friends you mentioned are more amazing than the last~" Yue Yong mocked.

"Haha, I can't help it," Jiang Cheng scratched the back of his head, "A man like me is very attractive. After all, even I can't find my own shortcomings."

"You're a little ashamed, okay?" Yue Yong rolled her eyes and scolded.

"I understand," Jiang Chengshen nodded with approval, "Does that mean I'm still too conservative? Sure enough, even Yueyue thinks I'm a perfect man? Hahahahaha..."

"No one said that!" Yue Yong shouted.

Didi…

"Oh, Sougo-kun has replied to the message," Jiang Cheng said while holding his cell phone. "What an amazing man. It seems that in order to celebrate Sougo-kun's meritorious service, he used Liu Haijun's few funds to buy mayonnaise. We invited the number one idol of Edo, Otsu-chan. You also invited us to the show, how polite you are, Sougo-kun."

"I don't understand you at all!" Yue Yong scolded.

"It means that we are invited to watch the show," Jiang Cheng said casually, "Although I am not interested in any idols, but since Sougo-kun has kindly invited us, it would be unreasonable not to go..."

"I didn't notice it at all! You were cordially invited there, you bastard!" Yue Yong cursed after reading the message.

The next day.

"That's it! Our city has invited the idol singer Atsumu-chan to be the one-day director! This will enhance our image!" Kondo shouted standing in front of all the Shinsengumi members.

To Kondo's right is Otsu-chan wearing a Shinsengumi uniform. All the members of the Shinsengumi looked at Atong-chan in front of them like crazy.

"Listen carefully! Don't mess around with me today!" Kondo's voice rose an octave, "Also, respect Atong-chan, ah no, the director! And learn how to win people's hearts!"

"Yah! It's the real Atong-chan!"

The members of the Shinsengumi didn't take Kondo's words into account at all, and they rushed over cheering, holding blank papers and pens ready for Atsushi-chan to sign.

"You bastards!" Kondo scolded angrily, and stood up to give a big fist to the Shinsengumi member who was leading the charge. "I just told the citizens not to let their guard down, so you start making trouble first." Oh, how can this be done?!"

"I'm really sorry, Director. My education failed so much that they made them so easily excited. I'm sorry..." Kondo's tone changed, he turned around and said with an apologetic smile to Atong-chan, but the big pink patch on his back was But his signature betrayed him instantly.

"Asshole, didn't you ask for the autograph first?!" A group of Shinsengumi kicked Kondo over and cursed.

"How do you explain this uniform!"

"I will carry this signature with me for the rest of my life! As long as I am alive!" Kondo shouted, protecting the signature behind him.

"Yeah, morale has really improved a lot," said Sougo on the side.

"That's right. I didn't expect that even in the real selection group, there would be so many men who are crazy about that kind of little girl." Jiang Cheng nodded and said.

"It's not improving morale, it's just messing around," Fourteen said nonchalantly, and then looked at Jiang Cheng aside, "By the way, why are you here?"

"Don't be so cold~ Liu Haijun," Jiang Cheng said with a familiar face, "After all, we are all old acquaintances."

"Who is an old acquaintance with you, you bastard!" Fourteen scolded, "And can you remember other people's names clearly?! Can you?!"

"Even if you say so..." Jiang Cheng was a little embarrassed, and then an idea flashed, "Can you please change your name? After all, the first impression I have when I see you is the V-shaped bangs. This name always feels surprisingly appropriate for you~ Yes No, Sougo-kun?"

"What the boss said makes sense." Sougo praised, "After all, the first thing that comes to mind when mentioning Hijikata-san is V-shaped bangs and mayonnaise."

Thanks to Lament for the 900 starting coin reward!

(End of chapter)