Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 14: All in all, fill your stomach first!

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"I think you only have strawberry milk left in your head, Hundan!" Jiang Cheng said, picking up his umbrella and pointing it at Gintoki, ready to give this idiot a shot in the head.

"So that's it. It seems that Miss Yue Yong figured out Jiang Chengsang's identity yesterday." Xin Baji said while holding his glasses.

At this time, everyone sat together and reorganized the whole story.

"But I'm really surprised. I didn't expect that both Yin Sang and Jiang Cheng Sang participated in the war against the foreigners. I originally thought that Yin Sang was just a good-for-nothing uncle." Xin Baji said with emotion.

On the side, Jiang Cheng and Gintoki were still pinching each other.

"It's all your fault! Let me get involved in such a troublesome incident!" Jiang Cheng said through gritted teeth, grabbing Gintoki's collar.

"I just gave you a meal! It's all my fault no matter what! Who told you that you couldn't control your own legs! If you didn't go into that store, wouldn't there be no such thing?!" Gintoki also said He grabbed Jiang Cheng's collar and said.

"You silver-haired booger maniac!"

"You rare idiot in the universe!"

"Well, you two, stop arguing. If you two are capable, then why not help them?" Xin Bajiu persuaded.

However, Jiangcheng and Gintoki turned around and saw a corner of a certain colored paper exposed in Shinpachi's arms.

"Hey, Shinpachi, what's hidden in your arms?" Gintoki asked.

"What... nothing!" Xin Baji said and hurriedly re-stuffed the exposed corner of the page.

"Young man," Jiang Cheng and Gintoki sat on both sides of Shinpachi at the same time, patted Shinpachi's shoulders at the same time, and shook their heads at the same time.

"What are you two looking at? This is just a discount coupon for Atong-chan's new CD!" Xin Baji explained crazily.

"Explanation is a cover-up," Gintoki said.

"Concealing it is the truth, young man." Jiang Cheng added at the right time.

"Men are such creatures. Congratulations to you, New Eight, you have graduated from being a boy." Gintoki continued.

"I didn't graduate! What are you talking about? I'm still a boy from beginning to end!"

"I understand, I understand. Gintoki's reaction was exactly the same as yours."

"Yeah, Jiang Cheng's reaction was actually more intense than yours. He locked himself in the room and cried for several days."

"What did you say!"×2

Suddenly Jiang Cheng and Gintoki started to fight each other again.

"It seems like you two were really good friends before." Before Shinpachi could finish his words, he was hit on the head by Jiang Cheng and Gintoki at the same time.

"Who has a good relationship with this idiot/idiot!" Jiang Cheng and Gintoki shouted at the same time.

"You two, stop arguing, let's discuss the plan first." After saying that, Yue Yong took out a map and placed it on the table, "This is Yoshiwara's map..."

However, before Yue Yong could finish her words, Jiang Cheng poured cold water on her, "Don't get me wrong, I never said I would help from the beginning to the end. I just want others to save me. I hate this kind of guy the most." ”

"Although I am at odds with this idiot, my attitude is the same on this point." Gintoki also refused.

"You two, can you be a little more compassionate!" Shinbachi complained.

"I'm sorry, let's not talk about whether we can solve that wild king. Even if we solve it, what should we do with this underground city? Can those geishas really return to the surface? Use your brain! Glasses classmate." Jiang Cheng looked at Xin Bajie and said helplessly, then turned to Yue Yong and continued,

"As you said before, those geishas know some secrets more or less. If they go to the ground and are used by some thoughtful people, have you considered what this country will become? In fact, even if we get rid of that wild king, Even if there is a short-term freedom here, over time, it will return to what it is now. Sooner or later, some organization from Chunyu will send a new leader, and the shogunate will get involved again."

"That's right. Although we have done some stupid things to fight against the shogunate and this country, at least now we don't want to see this country fall into chaos again." Gintoki took over.

"After Yoshihara, there will still be me and [Hakuhua]! That won't happen!" Yue Yong defended.

"Can you fight against the entire Chunyu or the entire shogunate?" Jiang Cheng asked with interest.

"..." Yue Yong was stunned, not knowing how to answer.

"Some things need to be thought about more. You can't just rely on enthusiasm. Otherwise, in the end you will find that all your starting points are just your own selfish desires. Not only is it ugly, but it will definitely fail." Jiang Cheng said with a look on his face. A hint of self-deprecation.

"How could this happen..." Xin Baji said in disbelief.

"Where is that Phoenix Immortal or something? Take me to see him. You have to say hello after eating someone else's food." With that said, Jiang Chengcheng stood up and walked towards the door. When he reached the door, he suddenly stopped and turned around to use Umbrella pointed at Gintoki and Shinpachi, "By the way, I don't care about their share of the meal money."

"For three million yen, are you selling your body or your kidneys?" Yue Yong said, looking at Gintoki and Shinpachi.

"What kind of meal is three million yen for a meal!!! This is a black shop, right?" Gintoki shouted.

"As well as yesterday's service fee, overnight fee, and the consumption of this guy with glasses at the club, it's still a fraction." Yue Yong took out a stack of consumption details from her body with a cigarette rod in her mouth.

"Shinpachi, what kind of club did you spend so much money at?" Gintoki grabbed Shinpachi's clothes and yelled angrily.

"Is that the Night King? I really wonder what kind of anti-tank gun is installed on his body to be called the Night King." Gintoki looked at the Night King Fengxian who was sitting in the room and couldn't help but complain in a low voice.

"You two, don't talk nonsense. I will explain it to Master Fengxian. After that, you two seriously admit your mistakes. Master Fengxian probably won't mind these trivial matters." Yue Yong reminded in a low voice.

Only Jiang Cheng, Ginshi and Yue Yong came here, and Xin Baji had already been sent out by Yue Yong. The three finally came to the Night King.

"Shenwei, it's been a long time. I didn't expect that the first thing I did when I came here was not to catch up with an old man like me." Seeing the person coming, Fengxian chuckled and said.

"Well, I'm not that kind of divine power. I..." Jiang Cheng was about to defend when he heard this.

However, Fengxian seemed not to have heard it and continued to talk to himself: "But it's really a rare visitor. The Seventh Division, the most powerful force known as Chunyu's Thunder Spear and feared by others, climbed the mountain at a young age. What's the point of coming to my place for an adult who has reached the position of leader?"

"Say it! I'm not that divine power anymore! Can you let someone else finish what they're saying! You stinky old man!" Jiang Cheng complained loudly.

"But I really can't imagine that I have grown to such an extent in such a short period of time. I have grown taller, my face has changed, and the expression on my face is also different. Even the voice actor has become Hiroshi Kamiya. If it weren't for you With those blue eyes, even I can hardly recognize you, it’s like you’ve become a different person.”

(Voice-over: Hey, can the author have some face? Is the paranoia going too far?! Do you know how much it costs to dub Hiroshi Kamiya? Is your little writer’s salary enough to dub one sentence by Hiroshi Kamiya? If you keep doing this, I’m calling the police. !)

"That one is really another person." Gintoki raised his hand and said.

"Is this a new member? Chunyu is really depraved now. Can such a lazy man enter casually?" Fengxian said still minding her own business.

"Can you please stop talking to yourself! You said it's not Kamui! I've never heard of the name you mentioned! Didn't you memorize your lines beforehand? This is not the Gintama crew, you damn old man!" Jiang Cheng came to Fengxian and shouted loudly. The two wine girls who were accompanying Fengxian were also startled.

"I understand. Do you want to say goodbye to your past self? Shenwei. What an amazing man." As he said that, Fengxian opened the fan in his hand and started fanning it gently.

Jiang Cheng was completely defeated, and then walked to his original position and sat down. Seeing this, Gintoki also sat down. Jiang Cheng kept gesturing to Yue Yong next to him with his eyes.

Jiang Cheng: What should I do? This old man doesn’t listen to explanations at all! He thought this was the Gintama crew! I didn’t memorize my lines at all!

Yue Yong: I don’t know what to do either! Can you please stop gesturing at me with your eyes! This is the author's fault! There must be no lines arranged!

"When a person is old, his body and mind are dry. What can nourish the body is wine, and what can nourish the soul is women. You are young and don't understand, right?" Fengxian laughed to herself as she said this.

Jiang Cheng: What to do? This old man completely followed the lines given by the Gintama crew! I'm completely stuck in my own rhythm! Hey! How should I answer? !

Yue Yong: I told you not to signal me with your eyes!

But at this moment, Gintoki suddenly said: "Our leader understands."

For a moment, Jiang Cheng looked at Gintoki in disbelief: Hey! forgive me! What kind of trouble are you following what he said

Gintoki: In short, let’s fool it like this!

"Oh, long time no see, have you finally understood the taste besides rice?" At this point, Fengxian laughed twice, "Would you like wine or a woman, tell me."

"I don't have anything..." Jiang Cheng was interrupted by Gintoki before he could finish his words.

"Our leader wants both, the wine is Chinese high-quality liquor, and the food is Chinese food. If you're a woman, you can have her in her 80s or 90s. If she's not beautiful, it won't work. In addition, give me some top-grade Japanese wine. "

Jiang Cheng winked at Gintoki crazily: Are you crazy? ! The steps are obviously right there! Just go down there! Are you a fool? ! Have you ever made yourself uncomfortable like this? !

Gintoki replied with the same look: He spoke a little faster and subconsciously said it. Can you blame me? ! Besides, I haven’t even eaten breakfast or lunch today! All in all, fill your stomach first!

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