"Really, it seems that he has disappeared since just now." Fourteen said, "Where have you gone?"
"Stop looking for her. The girl who disappeared without a word must have gone to have a bowel movement!" Kondo folded his hands and said, "Don't worry about her. That's why you, Fourteen, are not destined to be a woman!"
"Really? Then I know why you have no luck with women."
As soon as Fourteen finished speaking, he saw Shinpachi staring at his big red eyes, grabbing Kondo's collar and shouting loudly: "Don't say anything rude! Atsushi-chan can neither fart nor poop! It's all of them. Passed out in the form of cute eggs! Just like quail!!”
After hearing this, Jiang Cheng and Kagura degenerated into pea eyes.
"Do you think you can preserve her innocent image by saying this?!" Kondo retorted with a black line on his face, "It will only make people feel more disgusting! Idols can also fart and poop! You face reality Bar!"
"Then you have to admit that my sister can fart!"
"Of course! I have accepted this kind of thing a long time ago!" Kondo said matter-of-factly, "It's just pink smoke!"
"I said you are the one who is least willing to face reality!" Xin Baji shouted again.
…
"These two people are hopeless..." Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.
"That's right, Aru..." Kagura replied.
"I think so too..." Just as Fourteen finished speaking, he heard the ringtone of his cell phone.
"Oh, Yamazaki, I'm very busy right now so I'll hang up." After saying that, Fourteen hung up the phone.
"Speaking of which, I really haven't seen that virgin guy." Jiang Cheng looked at Fourteen in confusion.
"It's the police's job." Fourteen replied casually.
"Oh, it's Yamazaki. It's true that he is investigating serial women abduction incidents." At this time, Sougo walked over with Madao in hand and said, "He said he wanted a copy of Atong's autograph."
"Don't worry, I signed it for him." Fourteen replied casually, but the next moment... "I said that's enough for you! Why are you still holding on to such an uncle!"
"I just thought it was surprisingly useful," Sougo picked up the whip and hit the ground hard twice. A strange blush filled Madao's face next to him...
"As expected, it's M..." Jiang Cheng said with a dark line on his face.
"Because it's madao, it must be M Aru. And the sunglasses originally look like M, so it must be M!" Kagura replied decisively.
"You two are ready," Jiang Cheng separated Shinpachi and Kondo who were arguing wildly, "please stop arguing over such meaningless things, okay!"
"How can it be meaningless!" Shinpachi retorted, "This person is insulting Atong-chan! What would you do if your favorite idol was insulted! Ah, you don't seem to have a favorite idol. bean… "
"I can't bear it when the woman I like is said like that! Even if it's Amiao-chan's Oudou, I can't forgive it!" Kondo retorted, scratching his neck.
"Then why don't you just go and observe it?" Jiang Cheng suggested, "Wouldn't it be nice to go and observe it yourself to see if you are farting or pooping?"
"Hey, this person said something very serious with a casual look on his face," Shiliu beside him was speechless, "It seems that he is leading the two of them on the road to perversion..."
"This kind of thing..." Xinbajiu blushed and became nervous.
"That makes sense!" Kondo looked serious, but anyone could tell that he was very excited, "Next time, I'll hide it in the toilet of Amiao-chan's house..."
Before he finished speaking, he saw A Miao running towards him at extremely fast speed in the distance.
"Amiao-chan!" Kondo shouted excitedly, and the next moment...
"Go to hell! You perverted gorilla!!" A Miao waved the shopping bag in her hand and hit Kondo directly in the face. The latter was hit and flew straight away. Two lines of nosebleeds continued to flow, but A Miao But he doesn’t intend to let Kondo go…
"Sister, why are you here..." Shinpachi asked in confusion as he looked at A Miao who was punching Kondo one after another.
"Ah, Shin-chan," A Miao stood up and instantly switched to a smiling expression, "I just suddenly felt as if someone was messing with me, and I chased after that perverted aura. No. What an amazing thing.”
"Isn't this an amazing thing?!" Xin Baji complained, "Is it telepathy?! And what kind of perverted aura is it!"
"By the way, what are you doing here? Work?" A Miao continued.
"Hmm," Shinpachi nodded quickly, "This is the work entrusted by Atong-chan. Today, I will help the Shinsengumi improve their image!"
"That's it, then I won't disturb your work," A Miao said with a smile, and then looked at Jiang Cheng, "Ah, so Jiang Chengsang is here too?"
"Ah, hahahaha," looking at A Miao with a smile on his face, Jiang Cheng felt a chill on his back, "I was just passing by..."
"Passing by?" A Miao asked doubtfully, but then she seemed to suddenly think of something, "Ah, it's already this o'clock, I have to go home quickly to cook. Let's come to your house for dinner with Xinjiang tonight. I always wanted to thank you. Just a moment~"
As she spoke, A Miao winked and showed the bag full of eggs in her hand.
"What kind of thanks is this? Sister, do you want to murder me?" Shinbaji complained expressionlessly.
"Huh? What did you say?"
"Ah, he didn't say anything!" Jiang Cheng hurriedly came out to smooth things over, "If there is a chance, I will try Miss A Miao's craftsmanship if I have the chance, but I really don't have any time today..."
"That's really a pity..." A Miao showed a look of regret, and then looked at Shinpachi, "But Shinpachi must go home for dinner today. My sister is going to try a new egg dish today, and Kagura-chan is also Come together, don’t refuse, if you can’t find anyone at meal time…”
Kagura/New Eight: "..."
After saying that, A Miao smiled and said hello to everyone again and said nothing more.
"Jiang Chengsang... help me..." Xin Baji looked at Jiang Cheng.
"This kind of thing... I don't have much else to do. You should also give some respect to your own sister's cooking," Jiang Cheng replied, "Of course, if she is hospitalized afterwards, I will definitely visit her with fruits."
"Sosou, how can I not give face to my sister's cooking as Oudou?!" Kondo, who stood up at some point, crossed his hands and said sternly, "Then why don't you let me, your brother-in-law, accompany you!"
"This person is really hopeless..." Sougo and Shishi complained at the same time.
…
"Speaking of which, Atong-chan has been going to the toilet for too long..." Jiang Cheng said casually, "Isn't it constipation?"
"How could that be possible?" Xin Bajiao roared.
"That's how girls are," Kondo nodded and replied, "Every time I go to the bathroom, it takes a long time. Even during social gatherings, I say I'm going to the bathroom, but I don't come out until the social gathering is over."
[You were simply dumped...] everyone thought.
"Deputy Commander! Found it! There!" A member of the True Selection Team shouted.
"Where?" Fourteen looked in the direction pointed by the Shinsengumi. On a big screen...
…
on the screen:
"Gentlemen! Do you really think that the Shinsengumi is worthy of maintaining the peace of Edo?! Everyone! They are just very fragile and know a lot of consumption tax waste! The evidence is that we can easily do it in front of them Captured their one-day director!"
At Yibo Temple, a group of anti-barbarian warriors from the Tengu Party were shouting to the Shinsengumi through the big screen. Behind the heavily armed rogues was the tied Atong-chan and a group of girls.
"The girls here and this temple gate are the best evidence to prove their incompetence!" The suspected leader continued to shout, "This world is corrupting! Let us change it! We are in Yibo The temple is waiting for you! Come if you want to save these girls!"
"Is this also in your schedule?" Jiang Cheng pointed at the big screen and asked curiously, "Like a fire drill?"
"How is that possible!" Fourteen scolded, and then looked at all the members of the Shinsengumi, "Hurry over! With something like this happening in front of us, this time the Shinsengumi is really going to be over! Hurry up and get it to me save!!"
…
Yi Bo Temple.
"The people currently occupying Yibo Temple are the anti-barbarian warriors known as the Tengu Party. It has been proven that they are responsible for the recent series of abductions of women!"
"The popular idol Ms. Teramon Michi, who served as the one-day director of the Shinsengumi, will also be taken hostage. Now, all the hostages have been brought to the foot. The prisoners' demand is to release all the anti-barbarians arrested by the Shinsengumi, and Demand that the True Selection Group announce its disbandment.”
"If these two conditions are not met, they stated that they will kill all the hostages. How will the Shinsengumi respond to this? We will further pay attention to future trends!"
Host Hanano was talking endlessly to the camera, and behind Host Hanano were a group of onlookers and several media.
Anchor Hanano had just finished speaking when he heard the sound of an emergency brake. Anchor Hanano looked over and said, "Here we come! The real selection team is here!"
…
"If something like this happened, how are you going to take responsibility?" A crowd of media immediately surrounded the bus rented by the True Selection Group.
"Please say a few words!"
"Kondo-san, Atsumu-chan was kidnapped in front of you, right? Didn't you notice?"
"They asked the Shinsengumi to disband. What are you going to do?"
Looking at the countless microphones in front of him, Kondo felt irritated. He simply ignored it and led a group of members of the Shinsengumi directly to the foot of the tower of Yibo Temple, leaving the reporters alone.
"Don't go! Kondo-san! Aren't you going to say a few words?" The reporters didn't intend to let Kondo go, but the next moment, Gintoki got off the bus.
The reporters' eyes instantly fell on Gintoki.
(End of chapter)