[What is right and what is wrong
In this chaotic world, it is by no means simple to set such a definition. Is it necessary to adapt to the rules set by others? If you are really willing to do this, you will become a doll that cannot decide anything on your own.
Ultimately, it’s up to you to decide!
Just live according to your own rules!]
Thinking of this, Gintoki put down the two thick stacks of jumps in his hand in the alley, and came to the following conclusion: "JUMP should be taken out as combustible garbage and thrown away! Because after reading it, you will feel yourself burning." Woke up!"
Just after Gintoki finished speaking, the furious Toshi Granny jumped up and kicked her, and cursed: "I guess you are the only one who will burst into flames!!"
"Didn't I tell you?! Are the magazines going to be taken out on Wednesday when recyclable garbage is collected? When will you learn how to sort garbage! Throw everything out as combustible garbage!"
"I hate non-burnable garbage!" Gintoki got up and rubbed his waist and retorted, "Why can't you burn it? I just don't want to burn it! They can actually be burned! Everyone is just being lazy. !!”
"Are you a hot-blooded teacher?!" Granny Toshi scolded, and then pointed to the two thick piles of jumps that Gintoki had just put down on the ground, "Anyway, take these back! Fires often break out in places where garbage is thrown out recently."
"Well, don't be angry, Granny Denshi," Jiang Cheng came over to smooth things over for Gintoki, "This guy's brain has been sick for more than a day or two."
"Who are you saying is sick in the head!" Gintoki scolded, "Also, why did you show up in broad daylight!"
"Today Jiang Chengjun is here to settle the meal payment for Kagura-chan," Granny Toshi explained, "It's very different from someone who is in arrears with rent."
After saying that, Granny Denshi turned around and left the alley with her cigarette in her hand.
"For the sake of my friends, at least pay the rent I owe!" Gintoki shouted.
"How thick-skinned do you have to be to say something like this!" Jiang Cheng cursed, then looked at the two piles of jumps on the ground, "By the way, haven't you graduated from jumps yet? You always see that kind of thing That’s why things become as inconsistent as they are now.”
"Do you have the nerve to criticize me?!" Gintoki retorted without thinking, "Are you much better than me?!"
"No, no, no, I have graduated from Jump," Jiang Cheng showed a proud look on his face, then took out his mobile phone, pointed to an app on it and introduced: "I have graduated from the paper version!"
"There's no difference at all!" Gintoki yelled, "Besides, for things like jump, it's better to read them on paper!"
"Although it makes sense, don't you think it's too much trouble? Having to go to a convenience store every week is really troublesome," Jiang Cheng replied casually, then pointed to his mobile phone, "But this It’s different. It’s updated in real time, and you can just delete it after reading it. You don’t have to generate so much garbage, and you don’t have to worry about the classification of garbage. This is what the so-called [lightweight] era refers to!”
"Before that, your head must be [lightweighted] first!" Gintoki couldn't help but complain, and then picked up the two piles of jumps, "There is no other way, just take them back and use them as toilet paper."
"You are really hopeless..." Jiang Cheng complained silently, but just as he finished speaking, he saw the garbage pile behind Gintoki burning up, "Hey, Gintoki, your blood ignited the garbage behind you! "
"What are you talking about?" Gintoki replied casually, but when Gintoki turned around and saw the burning garbage... "Ah, wait a minute, it's not true! It's really burning?" ! Can my blood really ignite these things?! I am truly worthy of being the hero of Jump!"
"Is this the time to talk about this?!" Jiang Cheng was really shown off by this idiot, "Shouldn't we find a way to put out the fire now?!"
"Do you think something like hot blood can be extinguished just by saying it is extinguished?!" Gintoki retorted loudly, "It always feels like I'm burning too! It's decided! I must find the One Piece!"
"Ah, it's true, you are indeed on fire." Jiang Cheng said, pointing to the burning corner of Gintoki's clothes.
"Ah!!!" Gintoki panicked instantly.
Fortunately, Jiang Cheng had quick eyesight and quick hands. He raised his leg and kicked Gintoki over, and then kicked him several times. The fire on Gintoki's body was stamped out.
"No need to thank me!" Jiang Cheng wiped the sweat from his face and said with a thumbs up.
"This is not a matter of being unthankful..." Gintoki stood up with Jiang Cheng's kick on his head and replied, "Obviously the corner of his clothes was damaged, why did he kick almost all of it on my head! You are such a weak soul. !”
"No, I just want to cool down your head." Jiang Cheng explained, then pointed at the increasingly burning garbage pile and said, "What should we do? Should we have a fire while there is still fire? BBQ?”
"Your head is severely burned!" Gintoki shouted, "Why would you think of BBQ at a time like this! Of course you must put out the fire quickly!"
"I know!" After saying that, Jiang Cheng directly grabbed Gintoki's legs and lifted him up, and kept hitting the burning garbage. However, the fire did not become smaller, and even Gintoki quickly It's burning.
"That's enough!" Gintoki broke away from Jiang Cheng's hand and kicked Jiang Cheng over, "Before you put out the fire, I have to be put out by you first! Of course you need to use water at this time! But, Where can we get water first in a place like this..."
Gintoki closed his eyes and thought for two seconds, then suddenly opened his eyes and clapped his hands, "Yes!"
Looking at Gintoki who had already begun to unbutton his pants, Jiang Cheng's head was full of black lines, "You don't want to be in a place like this..."
"There's no other way! This is the only way!" Gintoki shouted, "Come and help! Two people's holy water is better than one!"
"How can something like that come out just by saying it?" Jiang Cheng cursed.
"Believe in yourself! As long as you believe in yourself, you will definitely get out! You can do it! Believe!" Gintoki looked at Jiang Cheng with a firm face.
"You..." Looking at Gintoki's eyes full of trust, Jiang Cheng wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and stepped forward, "I didn't expect you to believe me so much, then I..."
With that said, Jiang Cheng also started to unbutton his pants, but just when Jiang Cheng unbuttoned his pants to expose his little Jiang Cheng, a shout came, accompanied by the sound of the spray of a fire extinguisher...
"I finally caught your fox by the tail! Serial arsonist!"
Jiangcheng and Gintoki, who were sprayed all over by the fire extinguisher, turned their heads and looked over: a young girl holding a fire extinguisher.
"If you are met by Tatsumi from my [project team], you will not be allowed to come back alive!" Tatsumi just finished saying something and suddenly felt something was wrong, "It turns out that a gang committed the crime! No wonder it is so difficult to catch!"
"Well, let me tell you, can you turn your face away and stare at me motionlessly..." Before Gintoki could finish speaking, Tatsumi had already raised the fire extinguisher and smashed it down.
As for why Jiang Cheng was not hit, it was because Jiang Cheng pulled up his pants the first moment he heard the sound... Some principles... cannot be violated!
Of course, with that moment, the fire on the garbage was completely extinguished.
…
Fire brigade [project group].
Gintoki, whose face was beaten and bruised, was tied tightly. At this time, he was still explaining to the girl in front of him, "So, didn't I say it? It was just me using my holy water to put out the fire. !”
"Stop lying! You perverted arsonist!" Tatsumi scolded, "Let me see such a dirty scene, it will definitely cause a psychological shadow on me! You have a weak soul!"
"Then overcome it!" Gintoki replied, "Only when a person overcomes the shadow in his heart can he become strong!"
"I don't want to be said like that by someone who has caused a psychological shadow on me!"
"Gintoki, just admit it. Then you will admit that the fire was ignited by your own blood. You must admit what you have done." Jiang Cheng stood aside and nodded.
"That's just a joke! How could something like that happen? It's probably caused by that daddy throwing cigarette butts!" Gintoki shouted, "And why wasn't this guy tied up? Why did he only tie me up? one person!"
"Because... Jiang Chengsang doesn't look like someone who would do that kind of thing! But you are different!" Tatsumi explained.
"Hey! What do you mean, Yin-san, I look like a criminal face!"
"The so-called appearance comes from the heart." Jiang Cheng explained.
"Yeah." Tatsumi nodded.
"Anyway, even if he's not an arsonist, this guy is still very hateful. He keeps his wages all by himself, never pays wages to his employees, uses all his wages to play with steel balls until he loses all his money, and is in arrears with rent," Jiang Cheng said. He counted on his fingers the evil deeds of Gintoki that Kagura told him, "Anyway, there are benefits to being locked up for a while."
"I didn't expect you, a damn arsonist, to have so many criminal records!" Tatsumi looked at Gintoki more like he was looking at a scumbag.
"Well... what he said should not be within the scope of the fire brigade's duties..." Gintoki murmured, "Also, he also said that I am not an arsonist! Can't you hear it?!"
"Even if not, you are still a hopeless scum of society!"
"I know! Are you still blaming me for seeing my crotch?" Gintoki suddenly looked like I understood, and said earnestly: "You saw my crotch, didn't you become a witness to a man? Are you a living witness to the battle? You have to think more positively!"
"You kid..." Tatsumi gritted his teeth and directly grabbed Gintoki's collar and said through gritted teeth: "Look at me because I'm a woman! Ever since I became a firefighter, I have used things like gender. Wrap it up in Kleenex and throw it away! Asshole!”
"Then what does it matter if you see someone's crotch once or twice!" Gintoki retorted, "Can't you just gently wrap it up with tissue paper and throw it away? She is a little shy..."
(End of chapter)