"You don't need to explain, Gintoki, I understand." Jiang Cheng got up from the ground, folded his hands and muttered.
"You don't understand anything at all!" Gintoki shouted, but just as he finished speaking, he heard footsteps.
Immediately afterwards, Gintoki took Jiang Cheng, and Tatsumi took Shinpachi and Kagura and quickly hid or ambush.
"It stinks!" Jiang Cheng complained softly while looking at the garbage around him.
"Shut up! You idiot!" Gintoki quickly covered Jiang Cheng's mouth and peeked towards the alley. He saw a figure sneaking up to the alley and squatting down, but he couldn't see Knowing his appearance, he said, "There's no mistake, that person must be an arsonist!"
"Really?! Is that person the arsonist who committed crimes recently?!" Shinpachi, who was hiding behind the trash can, said in shock, then looked at Gintoki on the other side and complained: "It's true Gin-san, Since you are here to catch the arsonist, you might as well tell us."
"You kid is not old enough to play with fire yet!" Gintoki said righteously.
"Qiaodou Sack... That person... Why did he take off his pants..." Jiang Cheng felt something was wrong, and the figure seemed to be getting clearer and clearer, and the uniform on his body seemed familiar.
At this moment, the figure let out a happy groan: "I almost missed it~ Fortunately there is a toilet here~"
"That one is an orangutan..." Jiang Cheng said with some uncertainty.
"Ah, it's really a gorilla..." Kagura agreed.
"Sure enough, it's just an orangutan..." Xin Baji said expressionlessly.
When they saw the orangutan wearing the Shinsengumi uniform about to pull up his pants, everyone finally couldn't help but jump out together. Jiang Cheng was the first to kick Kondo over, while the others surrounded Kondo while kicking and scolding him.
"What are you doing?! You come out to cause trouble at this time!" Gintoki kicked and scolded, "Why do you think the alley is a toilet?!"
"The director of the real selection team is shitting on the street. I've already thought about the headlines tomorrow." Jiang Cheng answered.
"Wait until your reputation is ruined! You gorilla!" Shinpachi roared, "Don't do bad things at this time!"
"Wait... wait a minute!" Kondo shouted as he climbed up, "I just solved it like normal! Why did you hit me?!"
"Ordinary? Like usual?" Jiang Cheng's eyes twitched, and then he kicked Kondo over again and cursed, "What kind of dirty scene did you let us see!"
"Stop kicking me, stop kicking me..." Kondo quickly begged for mercy, "By the way, what are you doing here?"
"Of course I'm here to catch the arsonist Aru!" Kagura answered first.
"Arsonist? Work?" Kondo asked doubtfully.
"This is the job of the police! Aren't you the police chief?!" Gintoki complained, but the next moment, everyone heard footsteps again.
"This time it must be an arsonist!" Gintoki concluded decisively, and at the same time winked at Tatsumi on the side. The latter still understood and quickly hid Kagura and Shinpachi.
Gintoki, on the other hand, dragged Jiang Cheng and Kondo into hiding quickly.
Everyone just hid in the garbage and waited quietly. The footsteps are getting closer... Finally! That figure appeared at the entrance of the alley!
"This must be an arsonist!" Gintoki concluded decisively.
"It's not a mistake again, is it? Or is it another person who comes to poop?" Jiang Cheng retorted in a low voice.
"Definitely not! He is even more cautious than the orangutan just now! Look, he is still looking around!" Gintoki looked at the figure and analyzed.
"Orangutan! Please! When he is about to set fire, you go out and give him some stolen goods!" Gintoki turned to Kondo and said, "We can also get the bonus by then, right?"
Speaking of this, Gintoki was a little complacent, "I didn't expect that an unpaid task would suddenly become a paid task..."
"I understand! This is also the duty of the police!" Kondo crossed his hands and nodded, "I will help too!"
But the next operation of the figure really left a group of people confused.
I saw the figure facing the wall, holding one hand on the wall, raising his buttocks, and then took off his pants...
"Ah, it's so dangerous..." Quan Zang said to himself happily, "Fortunately, there is a pharmacy next to here... If it had been a little later, it would have been over..."
"It turns out it's you!!!" Jiang Cheng jumped out first and knocked Quan Zang over with his kick.
"Huh? It turns out it's you," Quan Zang said happily, and stretched out the suppository in his other hand in front of Jiang Cheng, "Please, help me apply some medicine. I'm in so much pain that I don't have any strength anymore. Please hurry up." One point, put this..."
At this time, Gintoki also jumped out, and without giving Zenzo a chance to finish his words, he was kicked away by the latter, who turned into a bright star and disappeared in front of everyone.
"Yin Sang... that one just now was..." Xin Bajiu muttered while holding his glasses.
"Don't worry, there's nothing." Gintoki replied without thinking, "You didn't see anything!"
"Is it really possible to wait for an arsonist in a place like this?" Xin Baji couldn't help complaining, "There are so many alleys, why are you so sure that he will come here?"
"I always feel that this alley has some magic power," Jiang Cheng murmured, "Didn't it already attract two perverts?"
"That makes sense." Gintoki nodded, and then continued, "Hurry up and hide! Wait for the next suspect!"
"learn!"
…
ten minutes later.
"Hey, someone shows up again!" Gintoki reminded in a low voice, "I'm sure it won't be wrong this time!"
"That's enough, Yin Sang." Xin Baji said expressionlessly, "This is the third time you've said that!"
Looking at the sneaky figure squatting down in the garbage pile and looking around, Gintoki chuckled: "See? This person is definitely an arsonist!"
"Maybe there's nothing wrong with this!" Shinpachi replied, and then looked at Kondo, "Kondo-san, you have to watch every move of that person!"
"Don't worry!" Kondo patted his chest and assured him.
"Ah, wait a minute... that coat..." Tatsumi, who had been staring at the entrance of the alley, suddenly felt that the figure was getting clearer and more familiar, until the figure turned his face.
"Isn't that the bald one you have?!" Gintoki said after seeing the figure clearly.
"Why would the boss be in a place like this..." Tatsumi murmured, "Could it be! The arsonist is..."
Before Tatsumi could finish speaking, everyone saw the bald man take out an eroge magazine and said to himself somewhat tangledly: "Why don't you just throw it away? I like this one very much..."
"It seems that I just came here to throw away erotic magazines..." Xin Baji said in a low voice.
Everyone fell down at the same time.
But the sound attracted the bald man's attention.
"Tatsumi? What are you doing in a place like this?" the bald man asked.
"It's you! Don't come to a place like this just to throw away little Liu Bei!" Tatsumi walked towards the bald man and complained.
"No, no! I'm just here to throw jumps!" The bald man explained, pointing to a pile of magazines on the ground without a red face and a heartbeat.
"Stop lying to me! You're putting on such a disguise that you can tell is a lie at a glance!" Tatsumi retorted.
In that pile of books, only the top one is Jump, and the ones at the bottom are all erotic magazines...
"Really, I don't want to be such an uncle." Gintoki walked forward and said.
"That makes sense!" Kondo said at the same time.
"That's enough for you two! Aren't your waists already eroded?!" Xin Baji pointed at the full eroge magazines sandwiched between the two of them and complained loudly.
"We have a lot of adolescent kids in our family, so we can't take these books back." Gintoki walked to the bald man and squatted down and said, while his hand kept flipping through the pile of magazines in front of the bald man.
"Idiot! It's just because you're a puberty kid that you need this kind of thing!" the bald man retorted seriously.
"Who are you calling a puberty kid?" Shinpachi kicked Gintoki over and cursed, but his face turned red.
"Of course it's you!" Gintoki got up and replied without thinking, "Aren't you in heat three hundred and sixty-five days a year?"
"That one is mine!" Kondo said.
"Don't think I didn't see what you just secretly stuffed into your arms! Shinpachi!" Gintoki continued.
"There's nothing there!" Xinbajiu blushed and retorted at the same time, but his hands were unnaturally protecting his chest...
"Don't look, Kagura-chan," Jiang Cheng covered Kagura's eyes and said, "They are basically hopeless. Their existence has no social significance."
"That's right..." Tatsumi nodded in agreement.
…
"Compared to those unimportant things, what are you doing here?" The bald man ignored Gintoki, Shinpachi and Kondo who were fighting at the side, but looked at Tatsumi and asked.
After hearing this, Chen Si turned his face away unnaturally, as if he didn't want to answer the question.
"You... are you still thinking about those unnecessary things?" The bald man sighed softly and said earnestly: "You've almost had enough, right? You've caught eight fake arsonists this month. We have received a lot of complaints..."
"No matter what I say from an erotic magazine uncle like you, I will never leave the firefighting profession!" Tatsumi replied without hesitation, holding his hands.
"Just give up, don't you know we don't need a little girl like you?" The bald man stood up and said impatiently.
"Stop calling me little girl!" Tatsumi retorted, "I've been watching you put out fires until now! So, even I can come in handy!"
"I don't care what you grew up watching, but I never remember wanting to train you to be a firefighter!" The bald man said sternly, "Listen up! No matter how noble things are in the face of fire, they will instantly Turn into ashes!”
(End of chapter)