Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 15: If you can't find the Time Machine, please at least give me the dragon

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Hearing this, Fengxian laughed loudly, "I never expected that you would grow to such an extent. Not only are you a woman, but you also have such a special taste in drinking. You really deserve to be that man's son."

Then Fengxian said to Yue Yong: "Prepare according to his requirements."

"Lord Fengxian, actually..." Yue Yong wanted to explain hesitantly.

"Um?"

"I'll go!"

Jiang Cheng took the plate and kept putting delicious food into his mouth, and at the same time, he kept winking at Gintoki, who was also eating and drinking.

Jiang Cheng: What should we do? ! Can you stop eating? Are you reincarnated as a starving ghost? ! I don’t know what to say in this situation now! How embarrassing! !

Gintoki: As things stand now, I can only use that one.

Jiang Cheng: Is that the one? I have no idea at all! When did we make plans? ! Aren’t we all blaming you for this? !

Gintoki: Use what you’re best at!

Jiang Cheng: What are you best at? ! He is not a woman! ! ! I have no interest in that kind of old man! ! !

Gintoki: Who said it was that kind of thing? ! Wine, the Chinese wine you have next to you, use that to get him drunk! !

Jiang Cheng understood instantly and put down the plate in his hand. Then he walked towards Fengxian with a bottle of high-quality Chinese liquor in his hand.

"Old man, why don't you try the wine I like to drink? The one you drink is far inferior to this one." Jiang Cheng said and poured a glass for Fengxian, at least three ounces.

"It's really rare. I didn't expect that I would have the chance to drink the wine you poured in this life. In this case, I would be disrespectful to refuse." Fengxian said and raised his head and drank the wine in one gulp.

"Well, the aftertaste is long. I didn't expect that this kind of wine that looks as clear as water can be so powerful. I feel like my chest is burning." Fengxian closed her eyes and slowly thought about it.

When Fengxian opened her eyes, she was stunned when she saw Jiang Chengdu blowing on the bottle.

"Old man, you drink too slowly." Jiang Cheng said, throwing out the empty bottle in his hand and pouring another glass for Fengxian.

"Bring more Chinese liquor, I want to have a good drink with Mr. Fengxian!" Jiang Cheng shouted to Yue Yong, winking crazily.

"I know." Yue Yong understood, turned around and walked out.

"You can't feel the delicious taste of wine when you drink it this way." Fengxian shook her head and said in a deep voice.

"Come on, come on, keep drinking, don't put down the cup!" Jiang Cheng filled up Fengxian's wine again, and at the same time drove away the two wine girls beside Fengxian, "With me, they won't be needed anymore." .”

Fengxian didn't understand what "Shenwei" wanted to do at all, but she wasn't vague and raised her head and drank it all in one gulp.

"The feeling is so deep that it's boring!" Jiang Cheng continued to fuck Fengxian.

…Fengxian drank it all in one gulp

"I'm so sentimental, I can't get enough!" Jiang Cheng gave Fengxian another drink.

…Fengxian drank it all in one gulp

"Emotional iron, drink and vomit blood!"

…drink it all in one gulp.

"If a man doesn't drink, he can't walk in this world!"

…drink it all.

"If a man doesn't drink, he lives like a dog!"

… and it’s all gone.

"I would rather have a hole in my stomach than a crack in my relationship!"

…all.

"If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep on the street!"

….

"If you don't drink, I won't drink. Where will I put the fine Chinese wine!"

….

Voice-over: Hey, doesn’t this worldview speak Japanese in the entire universe? ! Is it really okay for the author to mess around like this? ! Aren’t you afraid of readers’ complaints? !

In this way, Jiang Cheng kept pouring wine for Fengxian, and at the same time he kept blowing on the bottle, while Yue Yong went out from time to time and brought in a bunch of Chinese wine. Gintoki also came over at some point and drunkenly followed Jiang Cheng to drink the Phoenix.

The three of them drank more and more, and more and more empty wine bottles were thrown on the ground. Finally, Fengxian got high.

"Old man, you really can't drink enough." Jiang Cheng couldn't help but said while looking at Fengxian who was already drunk.

"Hey, what are you calling me, old man? I'm going to call you brother!"

Jiang Cheng was happy. It seemed that Fengxian had really drunk too much.

"Brother!" Gintoki shouted.

"Why the hell did you drink too much!" Jiang Cheng kicked Gintoki in the face.

After saying that, looking at Gintoki and Fengxian who were hugging each other's shoulders and calling each other brothers, Jiang Cheng smiled helplessly, took a bottle of wine from behind without looking, bit open the lid and took a few sips.

But after just two sips, Jiang Chengcheng felt that the taste was not right. He stared at it, Japanese sake!

Damn it! This was Jiang Cheng's last thought before he lost consciousness.

In fact, I don’t blame Yue Yong, because the three of them drank too fast, so Yue Yong could only go out and bring the wine in, without even noticing that there was another bottle of wine in the wine she was holding...

Pain, pain, pain, Jiang Cheng felt only pain now, and his whole body felt like it was falling apart. Finally, Jiang Cheng opened his eyes.

"You two have finally woken up, the saviors of Yoshihara." A strange woman's voice sounded.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng's eyes were dull and he slowly turned his head mechanically: a beautiful woman in a wheelchair was looking at him with a smile on her face, and the person pushing the wheelchair behind her was Yue Yong.

"Saviour~" The woman shouted again and smiled.

Jiang Cheng was stunned and petrified for a moment.

Also confused was Gintoki, who had just woken up.

The two of them were in such miserable condition at this time, their whole bodies were wrapped in bandages like mummies. The two of them were lying on two beds respectively.

"Thanks to you, Yoshihara was able to escape from the hands of the Night King." The woman continued.

Jiang Cheng and Gintoki looked at each other, and then their movements were surprisingly consistent. They got up from the bed in an instant, and then rummaged around the room to find something.

"Time Machine! (Time Machine) Where is the Time Machine?!" The two shouted while rummaging around.

"You two, calm down!" Yue Yong couldn't help shouting, "There is no such thing!"

"Then, at least give me the Dragon Ball Radar! Bulma!" Jiang Cheng turned around and shouted.

"Who is Bulma! Who would fall in love with a Saiyan with that Mount Fuji hairstyle!"

"What on earth is going on! Why did it become like this! Why did a woman call us the saviors of Yoshiwara when we woke up? I can't even imagine what happened!" Gintoki was rummaging around. Tucao, face full of sweat.

"It must be that one, Time Machine. Someone used Time Machine to send us to the future! It must be so! Gintoki, we are no longer in the original timeline! If we want to go back, we have to find Time Machine! Come on! , Gintoki!" As he spoke, Jiang Cheng showed an encouraging look to Gintoki.

"Yeah, that's definitely the case! This kind of setting is very common in animation, such as stone gates and the like!" Gintoki agreed.

"That's enough for you two!" Yue Yong shouted, and instantly threw two kunai at the two of them, and they fell down instantly.

The two people who fell to the ground began to communicate with each other with their eyes.

Gintoki: What on earth is going on! I don’t understand it at all! I just remember that after drinking too much, I don’t know anything anymore!

Jiang Cheng: If you ask me, who should I ask? Otherwise, just pretend to be dead and pretend you don’t know anything!

Then Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes instantly.

Gintoki: Hello! This is not like meeting a bear in the wild! There's no point in pretending to be dead! Wake up, Jiang Cheng! Hello!

"There's no point in pretending to be dead. Get up quickly. You guys also want to know what happened."

"Actually, I'm not interested at all. I have other things to do today, so I'll leave first." Gintoki stood up from the ground in an instant and was about to walk towards the door.

"Actually, I just remembered that I made an appointment with Kuro Ziye to play basketball today." Jiang Cheng scratched his head and said with a smile, and at the same time started to walk towards the door.

But before the two of them could reach the door, countless kunai had already brushed against them and flew out. The two stopped for a moment.

"Hey, at least listen to what I'm saying! You're exactly like those ruthless men!"

"Hey, Gintoki, did you do anything to feel sorry for that woman with the scar on her face? She said something like [beep—] being ruthless." Jiang Cheng whispered in Gintoki's ear.

"How is that possible! I wonder if you have done something that is sorry for others, right? You'd better apologize seriously. If you don't have the money to pay it off, I can lend you a thousand yuan, but you must Return it." Gintoki said in the same low voice.

"No, let me lend you a thousand yuan, and remember to apologize properly."

"No, then I will lend you eleven hundred yuan!"

"Then I'll lend you twelve hundred yuan!"

"Thirteen hundred dollars!"

"Fifteen hundred yuan!"

The two started fighting again.

"Who is that kind of woman!" Yue Yong shouted and threw several kunai at the two people.

Jiang Cheng and Gintoki sat in front of the beautiful woman in a wheelchair with their heads lowered, while Yue Yong also sat opposite Jiang Cheng and Gintoki.

"Actually, this is what happened..." Yue Yong wanted to explain.

"Qiaodou sack!" Jiang Cheng brushed his face with one hand and stretched out the other hand to stop him, "I...I seem to have recalled something a little bit. Let me think about it first..."

"At first, Gintoki and I thought about getting the old man drunk and sneaking away, and then... the plan went very smoothly. Not only was the old man drunk, but also that idiot Gintoki was drunk... and then the memory became a bit blurry. It's blurry... Let me think about it again..." As he said that, Jiang Cheng began to frown and think hard, and suddenly an idea flashed, "That's right! Sake! Japanese sake! I seem to have taken a few sips of sake!"

"It turns out it's all your fault!" Gintoki slapped Jiang Cheng onto the table, and the entire table broke into pieces.

"Why is it my fault! It's this girl's fault! If the wrong wine hadn't been served, nothing would have happened, okay!" Jiang Cheng wiped the blood on his forehead and pointed at Yue Yong across the table. retorted.

(End of chapter)