Gintoki: Then let’s do rock-paper-scissors!
Jiang Cheng: Don’t cheat!
The next moment, the two separated from each other and assumed a guessing posture at the same time.
"What are these two people doing?" Xin Bajia complained expressionlessly.
[The guessing game determines the ownership of the opponent, just like the competition between male lions for the right to mate]
So read the wooden sign Elizabeth held up.
"No, I always feel that's not the case..."
"Scissors, rock, paper!" Gintoki and Jiangcheng shouted at the same time and stretched out their hands.
"Yo Xi! I win!" Jiang Cheng said casually, holding out the scissors, and then turned to leave.
"Stop joking! Isn't it a rule that whoever wins will stay the queen?!" Gintoki yelled, while reaching out and putting his hand on Jiang Cheng's shoulder.
"You are the one! There was no such rule just now!" Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and cursed.
"Then let's make a new decision now! Whoever wins will be left behind!" Gintoki shouted through gritted teeth, while looking at Shinpachi aside, "Shinpachi, you will be the referee!"
"Huh? Me?"
"Then start over!" Jiang Cheng said through gritted teeth, and at the same time looked at Okada Shizo who was standing aside, "Don't be impatient, let the two of us decide the outcome first!"
"Scissors, rock, paper!"
This time, Jiang Cheng still produced scissors, while Gintoki produced a rock.
"Yo Xi!" Jiang Cheng gave himself a thumbs up, then patted Gintoki on the shoulder, "Then I'll leave it to you!"
After saying that, Jiang Cheng was really ready to run away.
Gintoki lowered his head and grimaced, and said again: "Three... three games, two wins!"
"Are you done yet?!" Jiang Cheng turned his head and cursed.
"You two are the same!" Shinpachi couldn't help shouting, and then pointed at Okada Shizo who was left alone, "The other party must be embarrassed too! Can you please stop it in moderation?"
"Then tell me who you want to fight!"
Gintoki and Jiangcheng, who were pinching each other, turned their heads at the same time and yelled at Okada Shizou.
"In my opinion, they are all the same~ They are all so delicious~"
"Hey, Gintoki, do you think that person is getting more and more perverted? He's becoming more and more like a clown pedophile next door!" Jiang Cheng leaned into Gintoki's ear and whispered.
Gintoki nodded in agreement.
"Then why don't we go together? I just want to test the difference between my measurements and the legendary two of you..."
"Um, isn't it inappropriate to compare things like [Measurement] now?" Jiang Cheng raised his hand and asked.
"I also feel that although there are no pedestrians on the road now, I still feel a little bad..." Gintoki murmured with his chin propped up.
"How could it be inappropriate?" Okada Shizo's expression began to turn ferocious, "This kind of night without anyone is perfect!"
"Since you said so, then..." As he said that, Jiang Cheng looked at Gintoki.
After thinking for two seconds, Gintoki nodded.
Afterwards, Jiangcheng and Gintoki reached for the zippers of their pants at the same time.
"What are you doing?!" Xinbaji stood up and kicked the two of them to the ground. At the same time, he shouted loudly: "What are you trying to expose here!"
"He was the one who said we should compare the measurements." Jiang Cheng got up and explained helplessly.
"That's not what he meant at all!!" Shinbaji complained loudly.
"Isn't a man's [organ] referring to [beep-]? Shouldn't the so-called [measure] be the length?" Gintoki explained while getting up.
"That's not what you meant at all! After your explanation, I can no longer look directly at the tattoo on NARUTO!" Shinpachi cursed with his veins popping out.
"What Xin Baji said makes sense!" Jiang Cheng nodded, and at the same time looked at Okada Shizou and suggested: "Well, let's go to the public toilet and give it a try. It's really not easy to compete in a place like this. good."
"That's not what I meant at all!" Xin Baji said frantically, "It's not a question of changing places at all!"
"That's annoying! Then what do you think we should do?!" Gintoki said impatiently.
"Why don't you two come together~" Okada Shizo's face has turned livid. Of course, anyone who meets these two idiots will be so angry that they will have the same expression as Okada Shinzo.
Then, Jiangcheng and Gintoki saw Okada Shizo's body trembling slightly, and then countless tentacles like wires came out of Okada Shizo's body and wrapped tightly around Okada Shizo. Every part of Zang's body, limbs and body seemed to be wearing a layer of armor, and his whole body was a bit taller than before.
The knife in Okada Shizo's hand also became a bit wider, and the whole thing glowed strangely pink.
"That's..." Gintoki murmured.
"Actually, you're right. I alone can't compare to Gui, but...didn't I say it before? It's [us]!" As he said that, Okada Shizou, who had transformed into a monster, rushed over at top speed, like that The speed has exceeded human limits.
"Wow!" Gintoki had no time to dodge and could only hold his hands against his Toya Lake to resist the impact.
Jiang Cheng, on the other hand, chose to send Shinpachi and Elizabeth away from the battlefield at the moment when Okada Shizou rushed in. Of course, the way of sending them away was very simple and crude, with one person kicking them away.
"What is this?" Gintoki asked while gritting his teeth to resist.
"Ah, I thought you knew better," Shizo Okada pretended to be confused, and then replied, "This is Benizakura~ I just lent my body."
"This... is this the truth about Benizakura?!" Gintoki murmured through gritted teeth.
"Gintoki, do you want to help?" Jiang Cheng stood aside and asked.
"Stop joking! Of course..."
Before Gintoki could finish speaking, Jiang Chengcheng nodded and said to himself, "So it's not necessary. Then you should have said it earlier, which made me stand here for so long."
After saying that, Jiang Cheng stepped back a few steps wisely and stood in front of Xin Baji and Elizabeth who had just gotten up from the ground. Of course, this is also an invisible protection.
"Don't misinterpret other people's meaning!" Gintoki shouted and used all his strength to force Okada Shizo back a small step.
It was this small step that bought Gintoki enough space and time to move. Without hesitation, Gintoki instantly rushed to the left side of Okada Shinzo.
The position just now was too dangerous, and there was not enough room to move. If you still stay where you are, you will definitely lose! Before Gintoki had finished thinking, his body had already taken the lead in attacking, and the wooden sword in his hand stabbed Okada Shizo's left chest straight.
Click! !
Okada Shizo's arm instantly swung down in a twisted posture that ordinary people could not achieve, and Benizakura's sword just touched the tip of the wooden sword.
"Did you aim at my heart when you took it just now? It would be really dangerous if you succeeded~ Are you angry? Because I killed Gui, are you angry? No need to explain, your murderous intention was completely suppressed by me Captured..." Okada Shizo said to himself.
"I've told you so many times that wigs will never be defeated by people like you!"
The attack missed, Gintoki didn't hesitate and immediately took a few steps back.
However, Okada Shizo did not intend to let Gintoki go just like that. He stretched out his left hand, and countless tentacle-like things followed Gintoki instantly.
So fast! Gintoki thought to himself, without having time to think, Gintoki swung his sword several times in an instant, cutting off the tentacles that were approaching him.
"So didn't you say it? It's [us]!" Okada Shinzo's voice sounded behind Gintoki, and then...
boom! ! !
"Yin Sang!" Xin Baji shouted loudly.
"Be quiet, you will only distract him." Jiang Cheng glanced at Xin Baji and said, "Besides, don't underestimate him too much."
"But..." Before Shinpachi could finish his words, he saw the dust receding, but Gintoki was still standing in place.
At the last moment, Gintoki had no time to turn around and could only stab behind him with a wooden sword.
The tips of Toyako's and Benizakura's knives faced each other, and both knives were trembling.
"It's amazing that you can even keep up with this speed... But..." Okada Shizou's joking voice sounded, and at the same time countless tentacles quickly rushed towards Gintoki.
Uh-huh!
Gintoki didn't hesitate, and instantly jumped on top of Okada Shizo's head. He held Lake Toya with one hand, and put the other hand on the top of Lake Toya's knife handle, and stabbed it straight down.
However, he still failed to do so. Okada Shizou's hand holding Benizakura actually stretched out! And it was still stretching at an extremely fast speed, and Benizakura made a sweeping sweep towards Gintoki.
Fortunately, Gintoki reacted, jumped down instantly, and took a few steps back to the wooden bridge nearby. Otherwise, the sword just now would definitely cut Gintoki in two.
"It seems that your fighting instinct has not been fully stimulated yet~" Okada Shinzo said, and once again rushed towards Gintoki who had just landed, "Although it is a pity, but please die!"
So fast! ! Even Gintoki, who had already experienced this kind of speed, was still speechless. He put his hands against Lake Toya to resist without having time to think.
The next moment, the two soldiers met.
boom! ! !
The entire wooden bridge was blasted with a big hole by Benizakura's power, and Gintoki also fell down.
"That's weird. Hey, shouldn't you be stronger?" Okada Shizou, who was standing at the entrance of the cave like a monster, pretended to be confused. "You have gone through many tricks. Those fighting instincts hidden in your body are really good." Have you forgotten everything?"
"It's so strange, hey, is that thing of yours really a sword?" Gintoki looked at Okada Shizo above his head and said sarcastically, "There's also that kind of strange strength, speed, and that random swordsmanship..."
"Does it look familiar?" Okada Shizo interrupted Gintoki and continued: "How does it compare with the beast that discarded the sword? I would like to hear your comments. I also invited Katsura at that time I reviewed it, but he didn’t seem to have a chance to speak~"
"Huh? Hahahahaha, I understand," Gintoki couldn't help but laugh, "Are you imitating Jiang Cheng? With strange strength and that kind of random swordsmanship, hey, Jiang Cheng, this person is your fan Oh! I like to imitate you!"
Thanks to the one-horned rhinoceros, the undecided and unknown monthly ticket! Thank you so much!
Thanks to Shimo Sakamoto Tatsuma for the 1,000 starting coin reward! Thank you so much!
(End of chapter)