"That's your fault, so no matter what happens, it has nothing to do with us, so say goodbye!" Gintoki looked at Yue Yong and said, standing up and running out the door.
The same goes for Jiang Cheng, but in the opposite direction to Gintoki. Gintoki ran out the door, so Jiang Cheng was preparing to jump out of the window.
"You two calm down, at least let me tell you everything. It's not a big deal." Yue sighed and threw two kunai again, hitting the two of them in the back of the head.
"What do you mean it's not a great thing?! Do you know what will happen to this idiot once he drinks other alcohol?! I can't even imagine it now! Hey! When I think about it, it feels like a disaster movie! Forgive me! Come on, I really don’t want to know anything~" Gin Tokisheng shouted helplessly.
"Do you mean it's all my fault?! If you hadn't told yourself what wine, food, and women you wanted, what happened next wouldn't have happened at all!" Jiang Cheng shouted.
"If you hadn't entered that store in the first place, nothing would have happened, so it's still your fault!" Gintoki retorted to Jiang Cheng.
"It's not like I wanted to enter that store!" Jiang Cheng yelled, and then suddenly clapped his hands, "That's the fault of the aunt who dragged me in, it's all her fault!"
"Souga, the case has been solved. It's all that aunt's fault. The culprit has been found, so I'll take my leave now, Miss Police Officer." After saying that, Ginshi saluted Yue Yong, turned around and left. .
"That's enough for you two! Can you please listen to what I have to say?"
…
Finally, Jiang Cheng and Gintoki sat opposite Yue Yong again, but what was a little different from the previous time was that both of them had several kunai stuck on their bodies.
"Um, I want to ask, how is that old man like Fengxian?" Jiang Cheng raised his hand and asked softly.
"It's finished." Yue Yong replied.
Hearing the sound, Jiangcheng and Gintoki were instantly petrified. It took a long time for the two of them to react, turning their heads to each other while constantly communicating with their eyes.
Jiang Cheng: Finished? What does finalizing mean? Is this novel finished? Why did Mao finish it all by himself? The author didn't inform me about the protagonist at all
Gintoki: It must be that one. He just got a bento after finishing filming. That old man must be secretly collecting the appearance fee somewhere now, eating pork chop rice and drinking beer. I don’t know how happy he is. Finally, even if this is not the Gintama crew, I am still the protagonist! Remember it clearly for me!
Jiang Cheng: I can’t imagine it at all! Isn't he really done in his own life? Did you get your lunch? Isn’t it true that his life is over? ! ! ! Also, I am the protagonist!
Gintoki: Absolutely not, don’t worry! That old man is called the Night King! It definitely won’t be finished simply like that! However, it is quite possible that the lower body will be finished first.
Jiang Cheng: Even if the lower body is done, it’s not good! It’s not seconds in every sense of the word! Is it still the Night King if his lower body is finished? ! Although it looks like he has reached that age.
"Both his life and his lower body are finished at the same time." Yue Yong couldn't help but remind him.
Jiang Cheng: Did you hear that? ! She said that the old man's life and private parts were completed at the same time! Just hang up! It's definitely dead, right? ! Also, why can she tell what we are thinking? !
Gintoki: Don't panic! I'm just laid off! I will work again in eighteen years! Not only my life, but also my lower body will definitely work again!
"That's enough for you two! Hey!" Yue Yong was really impressed by these two idiots.
Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng and Gintoki instantly stopped making eye contact.
"Let me introduce first, this is Nichirin, Yoshiwara's [Sun]!" After Yue Yong finished speaking, Nichirin smiled at Jiangcheng and Gintoki.
"Hey, Gintoki, people here seem to have brain problems. She said that woman is the [sun]. Isn't the sun that round thing in the sky?" Jiang Cheng whispered in Gintoki's ear.
"It must be that kind of setting. Isn't it said in ancient mythology that the sun is a golden crow or something like that? Maybe that woman is the true form of the golden crow." Gintoki explained in the same low voice.
"Is this the original setting of this novel? The author didn't explain it at all." Jiang Cheng continued to whisper.
"Isn't this kind of setting very common in China? Although it is a light novel, when you click on the light novel channel of Qidian, most of the top-ranked works are fantasy and the like." Gintoki just finished speaking, I heard Nichirin laughing.
"You two are really interesting people," Hiwa said with a smile, "But one thing is true. From now on, the sun in Yoshiwara will be the same round one in the sky, shining brightly. Yes, something warm."
"Finally, I would like to say thank you to both of you on behalf of that old man. You had so much fun playing with him, in his last moments."
After hearing this, Jiang Cheng and Gintoki's faces darkened, and they turned to look at their buttocks at the same time.
"It's not about "playing", you two idiots!" Yue Yong instantly kicked them both over.
"He's the Night King! What kind of game is this? Can you make it clearer! It's easy for people to misunderstand this!" Jiang Cheng complained loudly as he got up.
"For example, three drunken men sang together shirtless, danced together, and then went about their own business to hold the world's best martial arts meeting. During the process of the world's best martial arts meeting between the three of you, , that Fengxian kept saying words that he didn't understand from time to time, such as "Young people don't have martial ethics", "Five lightning whips", "I don't know how to receive hair extensions", "I was careless... I didn't dodge". Then the three of them He just took the weapon and fired it into the sky, he poked a hole in the sky, climbed up outside the hole, and stood at the entrance to see who could pee the farthest..." Yue Yong clapped her fingers and kept chattering. said.
"Don't... stop talking!" Gintoki was completely confused. "If you don't remember something, just pretend it never happened. Isn't that right, Jiang Cheng." After saying that, Gintoki laughed out loud, and after laughing, he was so confused. He was too guilty and whistled.
"You're right, Gintoki, how could that weapon of yours poke a hole in the sky? It's completely impossible! Although I joked before that the Night King had an anti-tank gun installed on him, it was just a joke, right Gintoki? When. Hahahaha." After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he also laughed guiltily.
"No, it's really a hole. If you don't believe it, just take a look."
Hearing what Yue Yong said, Jiang Cheng and Gintoki pushed and shoved their way to the window. When they looked up, they saw that the thick "ceiling" that originally covered the entire Yoshiwara actually had a huge hole. Sunlight shines through the hole.
"Gintoki, there was a hole there originally, right?" Jiang Cheng pointed at the hole in the sky and laughed.
"Yeah, you're right, there was a hole there." Gintoki nodded and said.
"How long are you two going to escape reality?!"
Jiang Cheng and Gintoki instantly imagined a scene in their minds. Three grown men were standing shirtless on the roof, laughing and holding umbrellas and shooting into the sky. Gintoki was laughing like an idiot. While applauding...
"Private Marseille!" Jiang Cheng and Gintoki both turned around and knelt down at the same time and shouted.
"No, for us, you two saved the entire Yoshiwara. Moreover, you had so much fun playing with that person in his last moments. He was really like a child at that time. Of course, the last , I have become an ordinary grandpa again. Thank you." Ri Lun said softly with a smile. After saying that, Yue Yong glanced at the two of them, pushed Ri Lun and walked out...
…
"Hey, we've had enough of playing tricks. We haven't seen each other for so many years, and you're still an idiot." Gintoki looked out the window, but his words were addressed to the idiot in a certain room.
"To each other, aren't you still an idiot?" Jiang Cheng couldn't help laughing.
"Finally, by that time you had actually sobered up from being drunk, right? Jiang Cheng?"
"Who knows..." Jiang Cheng said softly while lying on the ground and looking at the ceiling.
-Dividing line-
"Boy, aren't you Shenwei?" Fengxian said with a chuckle as he lay at the entrance of the cave.
"I've never heard of that kind of name," Jiang Cheng also lay at the entrance of the cave, breathing slightly, "Are you happy, old man?"
"Hahaha, I'm so happy. I really haven't been this happy for a long, long time. No, I've never been this happy." Fengxian laughed and said, but when she turned around, she saw that Jiang Cheng was already snoring. On the side, Gintoki slept harder than Jiang Chengdu.
"Hahahaha, it's really rare to be happy. Even when the sun shines on my body, I don't feel any pain, I just feel warm. It's so beautiful, the sun." Fengxian said with emotion.
Afterwards, Fengxian kicked Jiang Cheng and Ginshi each from the entrance of the cave, "Let this kick be your punishment for teasing me. Moreover, the final reward of this carnival, such a beautiful sun, Let me have it all to myself!"
(Voice-over: Is this how the two people were injured?!)
"I understand. You hate and hate the sun more than anyone else, and you want to touch it more than anyone else. Both of them are real you." Sun Lun didn't know when he was pushed by Yue Yong. Came here.
Sun Lun gently opened the umbrella in his hand, covering Fengxian from the dazzling sunlight.
"Sun disc?" Fengxian smiled softly when she saw the person coming.
"I have always wanted you to take a look at the blue sky and the beautiful sun. As I said, I will definitely let you reconcile with Father Sun. I have always known that, no matter how you bluff, no matter how hard you bluff, If you do something terrible, you are not a terrible person like the Night King. You just want to be an ordinary grandpa taking a nap in the sun. This is just a request, but you have built so much for it. Stupid flower street." As he said this, Rilun's tears dropped and fell on Fengxian's face.
"Maybe, but I really don't regret it now. Whether it's the sun high above or you, it's so incredible and beautiful in my eyes. I didn't expect it to be in this way... Those two brats are really incredible men, but... this is enough. Finally, tell the brat who went crazy with me, and Yoshihara will be handed over to him." After saying that, Fengxian laughed again. Fengxian burst out laughing, and at the same time, Fengxian's body began to receive wounds one after another from the scorching sun. However, Fengxian didn't feel any pain, but looked forward to sleeping under the sun for a short while.
"Have a sweet dream..."
(Voiceover: So, what happened to the Night King in the end
A certain author: Don’t ask, just ask and it will be finalized.
Voice-over:…)
The first chapter of the daily routine is over. Actually, it’s not really a daily episode. It should be regarded as a transitional chapter. The writing felt a bit rushed. I originally wanted to finish it in four chapters, but I spent my time writing five chapters, and there were still a lot of prepared jokes that were not used. What is the ending of Fengxian in the end? Let’s just treat it as a conclusion. In addition, thanks to the cat who loves to drink and drink, book friend 2020xxxx1569, letter from Nowudehe, blue_manG3Maxpain, does not like to eat fish, smiles make people cry, book collection vest number, if I am here in person, worm.mail, reincarnation of heaven, lamentation, falling gods , 314309155, cool and cool, depressed account, crying sama, five cents, love with God's will, gentle gangster, wandering rivers and lakes, moonlight orchids, me in another space , Ling Duyu 111, relying on each other, Lang Jian, Qian Yi rain, what is love, HASTUR, the Lord of the deep space and the sea of stars, Sora Chongming, the recommended vote of poisonous milk of the soul ~ the next chapter, the Kagura that everyone is looking forward to It’s about to appear~ Don’t be stingy with the recommendation votes in your hands~~~
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