Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 161: Red Sakura chapter revision Six (added for the dozing artist boss

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At this time, Kagura finally discovered that there were dozens of ronin hidden in the darkness in front of him.

Heita Takeichi stood by the searchlight at the top of the houseboat and warned: "Everyone, please don't kill her. If you kill women and children, it will ruin the reputation of our samurai. We must kill her." Capture him alive, and besides, this eldest lady’s uncle is an incredible monster~”

"Senior, there should be a limit to how you control Lolita, okay?!" Youzi scolded, "She has already invaded here, and you still want to capture her alive! Besides, those people will also be our enemies sooner or later! "

"I'm not a lolicon, but a feminist. Treating women gently is in line with the style of a feminist!" Heita Takeichi retorted, "Also, it's better not to stimulate that beast now. This is This is the conclusion I came to as the staff officer of the Ghost Army."

But just after he finished speaking, Takeichi Heita heard a scream. At a glance, it turned out that Kagura was brutally torturing those ronin at this time. For Kagura, ronin of this level could only be kicked one by one.

"What's going on? This little girl!"

"It's very impressive!"

A group of ronin spoke out.

After casually knocking out a ronin, Kagura shouted: "Wig! You are right here! If you are here, say Aru!"

Seeing Kagura operating with ease in front of all the ronin, Matako finally couldn't help it anymore, raised her gun and pointed it at Kagura and pressed the trigger without thinking.

but…

"Yeah, yeah, I really didn't expect to see an acquaintance at a time like this," Jiang Cheng said with a squinted smile as he put away his umbrella.

"So didn't you say that? Don't lead to some strange things..." Before Takeshi Bianpingtai finished speaking, Jiang Cheng took the lead and shot at Takeshi Bianpingtai.

boom!

Takeichi changed his hair style to Heita.

"I seem to remember your voice," Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes and stretched out a finger, "Didn't I tell you not to let me meet you~ Because I couldn't help but want to give you a gift~ this afro Do you like it? I think it suits you surprisingly~"

"Senior Wu Shi!" After Youzi shouted, he looked at Jiang Cheng with an unkind expression, "Who are you?!"

"This voice..." Jiang Cheng searched hard in his mind, and finally... "You are the flat-chested girl!"

"Who is a flat-chested girl? You bastard!" Youzi cursed with his veins popping out.

"Sure enough, my guess was correct. She is indeed flat-chested, Pingzi." Jiang Cheng glanced at Youzi and sighed slightly.

"Who is Pingzi! Don't give people weird names!"

"I just think that accident suits you very well, this name." Jiang Cheng explained helplessly, and then said hello to Matoko, "This is the first time we meet, please take care of me, Pingzi."

"I told you it's not Pingzi anymore!!" Youzi said frantically.

"Indeed, Matako is not Hirako," Takeichi Hiraita jumped down and said, "You can still see some ups and downs from the side, which is different from that kind of cliff."

"So, you don't understand this, right?" Jiang Cheng sighed softly and continued, "Nowadays, there is something called a breast pad, which looks very similar to the real thing. She must have used it. That kind of thing.”

"Who do you think would use that kind of thing!" Youzi scolded.

"This possibility is also very high." Takeshi Bianheita murmured with his chin propped up.

"Senior, are you like this?!" Matako shouted, then quickly turned to the side and shouted to Takasugi, who was still carrying his back: "Sir Jinsuke! I really don't use that kind of thing! If you don't believe it, you can check it out one time!"

"It's useless, Pingzi," Jiang Cheng persuaded, "Gaozi is very kind. Even if he thinks you are flat-chested, he won't say it because he's afraid of hurting your heart. Besides, you also It’s not that he likes that type.”

"I told you not to call me Pingzi!" Matoko scolded, "Also, I should call you Jinsuke-sama! Also, do you really know what type of person Jinsuke-sama likes?"

"Of course," Jiang Cheng replied matter-of-factly, "After all, we have been to Hualiu Street together countless times. I remember Gao Zai's hobbies very well!"

"Hey?! Really?! Has Mr. Takasugi ever been to a place like that?"

"After all, Mr. Takasugi is a normal man, I understand."

"If you say that, I understand."

"I understand too..."

All the members of the Ghost Army burst into laughter.

"That's enough for you!" Youzi shouted, "How could Lord Jinsuke go to a place like that! Don't let him deceive you!"

"That's enough for you! You've just been there countless times! No matter how much you try to maintain Gao Zai's pure image, it's useless! You've been there before!" Jiang Cheng shouted.

"Sir Jinsuke..." Matako turned to look at Takasugi.

At the same time, everyone also looked at Takasugi.

At this time, Gao Shan was carrying his back, but the veins on his face were jumping.

After a long time, Gao Shan suppressed his anger and said leisurely: "I haven't been there."

"You lie!!!" Jiang Cheng couldn't help but scolded, "You're basically lying! I remember it clearly! One time you and Gintoki almost fought over a girl! But in the end the girl chose you. But the next day the girl said you don’t understand love at all..."

Before Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Gao Shan had already drawn his sword and thrown it over.

"What a risk!" Jiang Cheng wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, looked at the knife inserted directly in front of him, and continued with lingering fear: "Okay, okay, I won't dig into your dark history."

"Uncle, he's wearing a wig..." Kagura murmured, grabbing Jiang Cheng's arm.

"Ah, I understand. There is nothing to do with you here. You should go back first." Jiang Cheng replied.

"but… "

"No buts, go back quickly and leave the rest to me." As he said that, Jiang Cheng looked at Kagura, who still had that squinting smile.

"No!" Kagura started to get angry.

"Be obedient. At times like this, you should listen to adults more!" Jiang Cheng said sternly, "Don't be willful!"

After saying that, Jiang Cheng directly lifted Kagura up by her back collar and threw her towards the shore.

"Do you want to kill me?!!!" Kagura was thrown into the air and cursed with rolled eyes.

Then... boom! ! !

"Well, for this kind of thing, just let me send a boat to take her down. There is no need to do that. Lord Jiangcheng." Heita Takeichi muttered while looking at the ruins on the shore.

"No, in this case it's faster to do this." Jiang Cheng replied.

"Actually, there is one more thing that I hope to get help from Mr. Jiangcheng." As he said that, Takeichi Heita took out a thick stack of reports from his arms, "It is the Edo Youth Protection Regulations..."

"There must be a limit to being a lolicon!!" Matoko scolded.

"Shut up, Pingzi!" Takeshi Bianpingtai stopped Matoko from speaking, and then began to introduce the regulations written by himself to Jiang Cheng.

"I told you it's not Pingzi! Why are you even called? His name is Mataeko! How can I repair it when I come to the island Matatako!" Mataozu said frantically.

"Be quieter, beep again." Jiang Cheng complained.

"Why do you have to add a [beep-] sound for no reason! No need to add that kind of thing!" Matao yelled with his eyes rolled and madly.

"I just think it's really not good to talk about thighs here." Jiang Cheng murmured.

(The pronunciations of thigh and mata are similar, both are mata)

"Is that the only thing in your brain?!" Matao was already going crazy to a certain extent.

"I don't think this one works very well. Let all teenagers wear sportswear every day..." Jiang Cheng muttered with a frown.

"But sportswear can reflect the mental outlook of teenagers, right?" Takeichi Bianheita replied, "Actually, what I wrote about at the beginning was sports swimwear..."

"Senior Wushi, you are just a pervert..." Youzi complained expressionlessly.

"Speaking of which, is that man back? He's the man who can transform with that weird knife." Jiang Cheng turned over the report in his hand and said casually, "If he comes back, don't let him Feel free to go out, otherwise I won’t let him go so easily next time.”

"You mean..."

"Okay, I just came to pick up my niece who was wandering out late at night and catch up with old friends. But it seems that Gao Zai has nothing to say to me. Then, my mission is completed. Okay, bye bye." After saying that, Jiang Cheng was about to get up and leave.

"How about that? Since you're here, we should entertain you well." As he said that, Takeshi Bianheita made a few gestures to the members of the Ghost Army on the side.

In an instant, a group of wanderers surrounded Jiang Cheng.

"Alala, your attitude has changed a bit too quickly~ Is this the so-called tuqiongdijian?" Jiang Cheng said with a smile.

"After all, there is no distinction between friend and foe now, so we can't let you go easily." Takeshi Bianpingtai replied, "Of course, if you can choose to join the Ghost Army, we are very welcome."

"I'm used to being lazy," Jiang Cheng said with some embarrassment, rubbing the back of his head, "So this kind of life may not be suitable for me, hahaha."

After laughing a few times, Jiang Cheng's expression changed slightly and said, "Do you still think that these few people can keep me here? There must be a limit to arrogance."

"Maybe you are right, but there is a premise, that is, you need to face the ordinary you. It seems that Mr. Jiang Cheng didn't look at the calendar when he went out today..." After a pause, Wu Shi turned to Ping Taixiang. The ronin gave the order, "Come on, everyone!"

"Actually, you made a bit of a mistake. Although today is indeed the 15th, but..." As he spoke, Jiang Cheng kicked away the two rogues beside him and instantly came to the front of Takeshi Bianpingtai, "Before I fall asleep, , it’s still too late to kill everyone on this ship~”

(End of chapter)