Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 169: Why would a child want such a role?

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In a certain restaurant, Hijikata Jushiro, the deputy director of the Shinsengumi group, and Yamazaki were sitting face to face at the same table.

"Oh, Katsura and Takasugi," Fourteen said as he poured mayonnaise on the fried rice, "then, what did the investigation reveal?"

"Ah, I heard that Katsura and the others who were once extremists have now become moderate. Katsura has also become a buffer to restrain the excessive behavior of the anti-barbarian warriors." Yamazaki sat across from Fourteenth and reported, "So it is not difficult to predict that Katsura and A firefight between the extreme martial arts faction Takasugi. According to my investigation, this time Takasugi even enlisted the help of the space pirate Haruyu, but the strange thing is that the casualties of both Takasugi and Katsura are negligible. Except for that People were killed as if they were hiding, and the rest basically had no casualties.”

"This is really strange. Compared to Takasugi who has powerful generals like Okada, Kawagami and others, Katsura probably doesn't have many powerful subordinates. But why was Katsura able to escape unscathed? It was because he joined forces with Haruyu in Takasugi. Under the circumstances." Fourteen said doubtfully as he squeezed out the last two drops of mayonnaise.

Looking at the bowl full of mayonnaise in front of Fourteen, Yamazaki felt a little nauseous, but he still suppressed his nausea and continued to report: "About this, there are two pieces of information. One is that there are some strange people coming from Gui's side. Helpers, there seems to be a super powerful silver-haired warrior among them. And..."

Before Yamazaki could finish speaking, Fourteen stopped him, "Silver-haired samurai? It must be that bastard. I really felt that that bastard had something to do with the previous Ikedaya incident, but he shrewdly escaped and went to investigate." Check it out, and what’s the other piece of information?”

"Oh, according to the delivery boy who went to deliver the food that day, there was a man with orange-red hair and a ponytail on the boat at the time." Yamazaki then replied, "But because the delivery boy was too scared at the time, he put down his meal and left. , so I only remember these. Moreover, the store’s phone was damaged due to heavy rain and humidity, and no call records of that day were kept. The clues starting from the email address were lost... "

"Tch," Fourteen spat, thinking of a certain pony-tailed man with a dark belly who had fucked him several times with Sougo, "It seems that bastard is also related to Katsura, but he didn't expect to be related to Yoshihara. It’s related, it really is.”

"Then what should we do? After all, Yoshihara is a place recognized by the shogunate as free and outside the law." Yamazaki said cautiously.

"What should I do? Of course I'll go check it out," Fourteen replied disdainfully, "What's wrong with Yoshihara? If you find out clearly, you don't have to worry about it so much, just cut him down for me. I'll get very angry when I think of him."

"But, the shogunate side..."

"If you don't worry, just say it was my order." Fourteen replied casually, while picking up the bowl of fried rice covered with mayonnaise and ate it.

Two minutes later, Fourteen finally finished the bowl of fried rice. After burping, he took out a cigarette from his arms, lit it and took a puff before continuing.

"Yoshihara, who was always a suspicious guy, had been staying on the ground, but suddenly a man appeared who dared to come to the ground casually. Moreover, he was also acquainted with the guys from the Master House." Fourteen puffed out a puff of smoke. Then he continued, "Furthermore, those people in Wanshiwu are so close to that Katsura..."

"Then what if those two bosses are really related to the anti-barbarian activities?" Yamazaki asked.

"Is there any need to ask?" Fourteenth replied without thinking, "Didn't I just say that? Of course I will kill them directly. Whether they are moderate or extremist, they are our enemies."

Seeing the casual look on his deputy chief's face, Yamazaki really wanted to grab him by the neck and yell: "Why don't you go and try it for yourself to kill someone in Yoshiwara?"]

But for the sake of my own work, I had no choice but to give up.

Yamazaki, who was wearing a youth school uniform, cosplayed with Echizen Ryoma once and got addicted to badminton. He sat on a bench by the river with a badminton racket on his back, with a look of despair on his face.

The deputy chief is also serious. Let alone Yoshiwara’s boss, I don’t even dare to touch the boss of Wanshiwu, okay? By the way, when I faced the boss of Wanshiwu, I must have lost even myself!

Thinking of this, Yamazaki sighed heavily.

What to do? When I think about it being related to the shogunate, my head explodes! Thinking of this, Yamazaki suddenly thought of a good idea! How about just playing badminton here for a day? Then when I went back to report, I said that the two bosses had nothing to do with the anti-Yi patriots!

Nice idea! Yamazaki praised himself for his cleverness, and then stood up, ready to indulge in badminton again.

However, just as he stood up, Yamazaki's cell phone suddenly buzzed twice.

[If you dare to be lazy, you will commit seppuku when you come back!]

Seeing the threatening messages from his deputy chief, Yamazaki really wanted to curse and submit his resignation. But, just think about it.

With a sigh, Yamazaki started to leave.

"Forget it, let's start with the boss of Master House first. As for the boss of Yoshiwara, let the deputy chief find a way." Yamazaki said to himself, but then, Yamazaki suddenly thought of something, "Captain Okita seems to I have a good relationship with Yoshiwara’s boss, why not ask Captain Okita to ask for help!”

With that said, Yamazaki took out his phone again and sent Sougo a message.

Yoshihara.

Jiang Cheng, who was playing the game, said to his teammate: Qingta, cursing, "What's going on? Don't you know how to throw a cigarette?! There's nothing in your backpack! If you can't shoot accurately, you should pick it up." Get some supplies! Ah, don’t you even have a backpack?!”

"I don't like playing this kind of game at all!" Haruta retorted with her face raised.

"Then why are you licking your face and coming to my place?" Jiang Cheng looked at Haruta with contempt.

"I haven't appeared in many chapters... so..." Haruta touched his head and smiled sheepishly.

Before Qingta could finish laughing, Jiang Cheng grabbed Qingta, stood up, walked to the door, threw Qingta out, and closed the door and locked it in one go.

"It's too early for you to want to compete for a role at such a young age." Jiang Cheng snorted and said.

"It's not fair at all!" Haruta shouted while banging on the door, "Obviously I should have a role! After so long, readers will forget that I exist!"

Ignoring Qingta's words, Jiang Cheng sat next to the computer again. Looking at the words [GAME OVER] on the computer screen, Jiang Cheng sighed and prepared to restart the game.

But at this moment, the mobile phone in his arms suddenly buzzed all over his body.

[Yamazaki, please let me ask you, boss, do you have anything to do with the dispute between the Katsura and Takasugi factions a few days ago? Also, I just successfully blasted Hijikata-san away. Attachment jpg.]

"It turns out it's Sougo-kun." Jiang Cheng said softly, and then clicked on the attached picture. He saw Sougo holding up a rocket launcher and gesturing. Behind him, Sougo was lying on the ground, his body dark and turned into an afro, rolling his eyes. of fourteen.

[I will attend Liu Haijun’s funeral on time. Also, is there anything you want as a gift for Sougo-kun’s promotion to deputy chief?]

Jiang Cheng edited a message and sent it.

Really choose to organize the settlement.

"What's wrong? Did he reply to the message?" Fourteen said as he got up and came closer.

"Do you want to see it that much?" Sougo curled up his lips with a dangerous smile.

"Don't look at me with such a dangerous smile!" Fourteen scolded, "Also, I was hit by you on purpose just to cooperate with the investigation. Don't be too proud, bastard!"

After saying that, Fourteen came to Sougo and glanced at Jiang Cheng's reply, and instantly became furious.

"Who is Mr. Liu Hai! How can I fix it! Does that bastard like to give other people weird names so much?!" Fourteen cursed, but he finally reacted after the scolding, "This bastard hasn't answered the question yet! I knew I wouldn't answer so honestly. There is definitely something wrong with this person!"

"Hijikata-san, please stop this. Isn't the boss a heavenly being? Have you ever seen a heavenly being become a patriot against the barbarians?" Sougo replied casually, "Also, this time is different from the last [Purgatory Pass] .Stop causing trouble for Kondo-san all the time.”

"Do you have the nerve to criticize me?!" Fourteen rolled his eyes and scolded, "Who is blowing up houses every day!"

"Well, Fourteen," Kondo also came over at this time, "I think you are thinking too much, and Jiang Chengsang doesn't look like a patriot against the foreigners. Even if an investigation is needed, I should do it myself. "

After saying that, Kondo became serious, "Then, just let me sneak into Yoshiwara to investigate!"

"No, it's too dangerous!" Fourteen retorted, but the next moment, Fourteen saw the corner of the coupon exposed in Kondo's arms, "Hey, you are just thinking about your own selfish desires!"

"No, no, I was just thinking that I might be able to get some clues from those wandering girls!" Kondo Yoshimasa replied eloquently, "Also, the coupons Jiang Chengsang sent before are about to expire..."

"In the final analysis, it's for your own selfish desires!" Shi Shi cursed.

"The police can't just arrest the anti-barbarian patriots! It's also necessary to understand the lives of the wandering girls at the bottom of society!" Kondo replied, "And if appropriate, it can also bring them benefits! So that they can Income increases and life becomes better!”

"Why don't you help there are so many street children on the streets of Edo! Why are you just looking at the wandering girls!" Fourteen rolled his eyes and shouted, "No need at all! Just stay in the bureau." ! Just leave the investigation to Yamazaki!"

"No~" Kondo said coquettishly, tugging on the corner of Fourteen's clothes.

"Being so coquettish will only make me feel more disgusted!" Hijikata replied.

After a day of hard work, Yamazaki searched all Gintoki's acquaintances, but made no progress.

"Ah, do you still need to investigate by yourself in the end?" Yamazaki stood at the gate of Yoshiwara and murmured while looking at Sougo's reply, "But how on earth are you going to sneak into Yoshiwara?"

Just when Yamazaki was worried, he suddenly saw the [Recruitment!] posted on Yoshiwara's door. Five insurances and one housing fund! Momoka Yoshihara Self-Defense Force announced.]Recruitment poster...

(End of chapter)