"Hey, why did you escape again? This is not your Chinese restaurant..." Gintoki opened the door and saw Jiang Cheng rummaging through his refrigerator.
"What does it matter?" Jiang Cheng said without raising his head, and then closed the refrigerator door again, "Your refrigerator is too empty, there is nothing."
"Yes, this is the kind of place where I am so poor that even thieves won't visit. When thieves come, they have to leave me 230 yen. Please leave as soon as possible. Don't leave until you leave." Gintoki said. He took Jiang Cheng and escorted him out the door.
"Well, Jiang Chengsang finally came here. Don't rush me so much. I just bought the ingredients for the hot pot. Let's eat together." Xin Baji said.
"Give up your dangerous idea! Xin Baji. This guy's stomach is different from the stomach of us earthlings! This idiot's stomach can no longer be said to be a simple thing like a stomach, it's like another dimension. !" Gintoki said with a stern voice.
"Who is Doraemon!" Jiang Cheng kicked Gintoki, then struck a pose that he thought was cool, and continued with an arrogant look: "Let me explain in advance, I am not a cat person."
"No one said you were Doraemon!" Gintoki got up and yelled.
"It seems that Jiang Chengsang is not a cat person. If you put it this way, Jiang Chengsang is a dog person." Xin Baji said confidently, holding out a finger.
"Isn't it cat style or dog style? Young people nowadays are really narrow-minded, aren't they, Gintoki?" Jiang Cheng said as he walked to the living room of Gintoki's house and sat down on the sofa. "Actually, I am sent by panda!"
"No, it should be Ou..." Gintoki took over, but Jiang Cheng didn't give Gintoki a chance to finish. He took out a kunai from the sofa and threw it out, hitting Gintoki's head.
"Ah, why is there a kunai here?" Jiang Cheng couldn't help but say.
"Do you have amnesia?! Are you escaping here every time?! The crazy woman you killed always chases me! Leave me a room full of kunai before you leave! This is the House of All Things! It's not tolerance. Furniture shop, Huntan!" Gintoki said cursingly.
"Who are you calling the crazy bitch?" Yue Yong's voice sounded behind Gintoki, "Also, I'm actually from the Raccoon faction."
"No... no... nothing said, hahahahaha." Hearing this, Gintoki broke into a cold sweat, "Also, no one asked you what faction you belong to! Why did the topic go in this direction?!"
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"In that case, in terms of the result, Yin Sang and Jiang Cheng Sang finally helped Yoshihara escape from the Night King." Shinpachi said.
At this time, the five people were sitting on the sofa, Gintoki and Shinpachi were sitting on one side, and Jiang Cheng and Yueyong were sitting on the other side.
Voice-over: Five people? Aren't these four people? Where is the other person
"He's just a stinky old man who likes to cause trouble for others. He just talks to himself and leaves the mess to Gintoki. After receiving the performance fee, he doesn't know where to go for fun. I hate this kind of irresponsible person. It's annoying, isn't it, Gintoki?" Jiang Cheng said, shaking his head.
"What are you talking about there?! What do you mean by leaving it to me?! Didn't I leave it to you?! Do you still want to escape?! Do you insist on dragging me along?!"
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Let's go back in time to the end of the previous chapter.
"Anyway, these are the last words of Hosen. So now, are the two new Night Kings ready to take over?" Hinata said to Jiangcheng and Gintoki with a smile while sitting in a wheelchair.
"Lord Night King, I have something else to do, so I'll take my leave first." Jiang Cheng bowed to Gintoki beside him and turned around, preparing to run away.
"Wait a minute," Gintoki held Jiang Cheng's shoulders, "Who is the Night King? I don't think that last sentence was directed at me~Jiang Cheng~"
"What are you talking about? Lord Night King, didn't you like to go to various shops in the past? It was you who suggested going there every time. This is enough to be qualified as the Night King. Don't worry, you can do it well. Come on! Gintoki!" Jiang Cheng looked at Gintoki sincerely.
"Hey, hey, stop joking. Shouldn't the Night Rabbit be the Night King? I'm a real Earthling. Every cell, every pore, and every hair in my body is an Earthling! Just stay and be the Night King. Come on! I still have a man with glasses in human skin waiting for me! I’ll leave first! Ye~King~SA~MA!” Gintoki’s expression was as cunning and cunning as possible.
"As I said, I'm neither a night rabbit nor a samurai, I'm just a wandering ronin. And I still prefer sunny days. I used to like to bask in the sun the most. I'm not like the kind of old man who gets married as soon as he's in the sun. It's different, Gintoki, you can stay here and enjoy the treatment of a real Night King!" Jiang Cheng did not give in at all.
"Stop kidding me! [Leave it to that boy], this sentence doesn't sound like it was meant for me! Even though I still look like a handsome young man, in fact, Yin Sang, I am already an uncle at heart! "
"I feel the same way about this!"
"Jiang Cheng, you are the most suitable person to stay here and be the Night King! Why don't you tell me what your interests are?"
"Of course it's Shui Lingling..." Jiang Cheng said subconsciously, but stopped the car in time, "You want to frame me!"
"See what I said is right. There are all pretty girls here. A bright life is waiting for you. Go! Jiang Cheng! No, it's Sama, the Night King!"
"Hey, you two, if you really don't want to stay, please pay for the public property you destroyed according to the price, as well as the money you paid for food and drink. Yoshiwara is this kind of place, where men can leave after paying off the money. ." Yue Yong said with a cigarette in her mouth, and at the same time, she took out a thick stack of price lists.
The two of them were confused when they looked at the compiled numbers. There was such a long series of countless zeros. But then, as if he didn't see it, he continued to tear each other apart. But this time, the two of them only opened their mouths and made no sound. They were obviously frightened by the long string of zeros and were unable to make a sound.
"Don't act stupid, make your choice quickly!" Yue Yong said sternly.
Hearing this, Jiang Cheng and Ginshi immediately sat down.
"Um... can you pay in installments? One thousand years first. For the first hundred years, you only need to pay back part of the interest every year!" Gintoki asked tremblingly, raising his hand.
"No!"
"Um... can we implement a Night King rotation system? Gintoki will be the first one for the next one hundred years, and I will take over for the next one hundred years." Jiang Cheng raised his hand and asked.
"Well, this..." Yue Yong lowered his head and began to think.
"Of course it won't work! You guy! There's no way you can take turns for a hundred years!" Gintoki kicked Jiang Cheng away again.
"No, it's not actually a hundred years. If you have a son in the future, you can pass the position to your son when he comes of age. When your grandson comes of age, you can pass the position to your grandson. That's it, there will be no future generations. It's all over." Jiang Cheng got up, shook his head and said while closing his eyes.
"You think you are a foolish old man who moved mountains! You will have endless children and grandchildren! Before I had a son, my lower body had already retired early!"
"Don't worry about this. If you are worried about this, we can send you abroad for transformation. Although it may not be as good as the anti-tank gun you mentioned, ordinary armor-piercing guns can still do it." Yue Yong said aloud.
"Hey, hey, did you hear that? Gintoki, it's tailor-made for you. I've known it for a long time. You're not satisfied with your [weapon], right? The armor-piercing cannon will It suits you, don't hesitate, come on, sign the contract first!" Jiang Cheng said, taking Gintoki's hand and pressing it against an A4 paper that appeared on the table at some point.
"Hey, I'm quite satisfied with my [weapon]. No matter it's the length or anything else, you're the one who's dissatisfied with the [weapon], right? Whoever cried after the first time must be because he was too long. Isn't it enough?" Gintoki struggled to hold his hand to prevent it from being pressed down.
"That's enough, hey! You two!" Yue Yong jumped up and kicked the two of them away, "How many dirty jokes do you have to tell in front of these two ladies!"
"Actually, that grandpa's last words should be for Mr. Jiang Cheng." Nichirin stretched out a finger and said with a smile.
"Ah hahahaha, then, I'll leave first. Jiangcheng, Sayunara! My share of the debt is also handed over to you!" Gintoki disappeared from the place in an instant. Only Jiang Cheng, who had petrified in place, was left.
"Click", "click", "click"...
"Yue Yong, did you hear any breaking sounds?" Ri Lun looked at Yue Yong and asked...
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"I agreed to take care of three meals a day, but in the end I deducted food expenses in various ways. It's all a lie~" Jiang Cheng said while picking up vegetables from the hot pot on the table.
"Hey, can you stop using your chopsticks?! Isn't it enough to have a place to eat three meals a day?! Can you go back and eat your three meals a day?! This is my home! My ingredients! I Hot pot! Is it really okay for you to discuss your own three meals a day at someone else’s house?!" Gintoki complained loudly.
"Boy, prepare Chongqing hot pot next time. This kind of bland hot pot tastes completely tasteless~" Jiang Cheng said to Shinpachi as if he didn't hear Gintoki's words.
"Souga, then I will prepare in advance next time." Xin Bajia replied.
"Hey! It doesn't taste good. Didn't most of it end up in your stomach?!" Gintoki shouted, "And you! Can you take this idiot back quickly?! Why did you eat it too?! Dang Is this a free canteen?!"
"Ah, can't we eat it?" Yue Yong raised her head and asked uncertainly.
"Yes, please take your Night King Sama back quickly! You are not welcome here!"
"Yin Sang, you can't have this attitude towards your friends~" Shinbachi raised a finger and shook it.
"Are you Ocasan?! Have you forgotten your main job?! Your main job is to complain! Remember it for me, you glasses guy!"
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(End of chapter)